infinity the cure for depression

[xXblackwidow22Xx]

um there is a bloody stool in my living, a pile of crap on the floor ,and i really don't care. oh yea btw why is there a hooker?

[skircr55]

depression is when you numb yourself from feelings of insecurity, or feelings of anger at yourself, or feelings of pain. It would be a good defense against those things, except that a side effect of the numbness to bad things is a numbness to good things. You lose some of your ability to feel. This year I found out that I have been clinically depressed for ten years. I'm 16. right now, I'm pretending that I'm really bored with this information, that i don't care.

...wait, why did i write this?

[skircr55]

i love you

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

(2 of 2) matter then everything matters because no atom is any less significant than any vast intricate continuam of space

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

If every molecule were insignificant, the large parts would be insignificant too. Clearly you see significance with time or in the vastness of the universe, otherwise you wouldn't be making a video about how insignificant you are in comparison. But like a speck of paint in the intricacies of the cystine chapel, you matter Danny because you are part of something that is part of something that is part of something that is part of something that really fucking matters, & if that even doesn't(1of2)

[ilovepie961]

are you laying down?

[BigJon200]

and now im sad.....i aint shit man, i aint nothin :(

[gabchik]

Heheh depression is a BITCH!

[Pato0919]

i like this a lot.

[sydneysukkie32]

I've seen this video at least 20 times and I still continue to watch it whenever I feel down on myself. It is especially useful to me since I get stressed out a lot. Thank you very much Danny <3 I love you for making these videos that give us all happiness and entertainment.

[vitamine187]

Can someone tell me if my first video is working?? New to YouTube..its about depression etc. Thanks!!

[IAmAce2157]

WTF no final summation?!?!?

[Jezreel7773]

Why still here? I want to know when this was posted.. As we each die as I thought so deeply as a youth,"We were born to die.. just as I was born I'm dying...dying." What is your FINAL SUMMATION to the dialog that "Eve's children must have screamed at her? "But as for the tree of knowledge ....YOU MUST NOT EAT FROM IT. For in the day You Eat from it YOU WILL POSITIVELY DIE; Ge 2:17. Death,sickness(depression),sor­row was brought about by WHO??? Daughters that have trouble with their Mother???

[want2cplease]

the cure for depression is watching danny on youtube. :)

[Idianarose]

this video still makes me happy

[XTheBlackcloud]

CHEER UP DANNY! WE LOVE YOU!

[anna7lp7fm]

existentialism then..... BARNEY!

[Weavilepichu]

I didn't see the video on the sidebar of the galaxies.

[DannehSama]

Well, an interesting spin on existentialism, that's for sure..

[joshuak9able]

That would fuck those children up for life

[BobbyShyne]

You are fucking insane dude. lol

[arwentheelf02]

Why am I still here...?! Because I'm DRUNK, Danny...because I'm DRUNK.

[Unleashthebeastable]

everything he said makes total sense,the part when he said about the galaxies he said it to show us how small we are and our problems compare to the Universe ( this is for the people who didn't get Danny's words right :) ) ..... leave happy most of the time you have,like danny he always is fucked up in his videos of joy,energy and etc. :D

[Exlemic]

you have to admit....it makes sense

[dancingaubrey]

ha.ha.ha.

[30davidh]

bro your shit cracks me up..we need you on t.v. bro...

[xDtheendOo]

Spechless. Laughterful.

[songsterNJC]

I almost crapped myself.

[catknight667]

LOL "Totally naked to the Human eye"

[Chaoshog06]

all right ok . . . the bleeding started oh god.

[xxitsadanceoffxx]

How to Kiss was ur best video by far xD I cant stop watching it!

[NateD009]

My friend was about to commit suicide tonight, but I stopped her

[redwoodtreee]

best gradualreport episode

[NateD009]

thumbs up for barney part

[boredgirl701]

how the fuck does that cause bloody stool??!?!

[qazlurch11]

I think life is pointless now. ?

[ConceptNull]

@qazlurch11 Life is ultimately pointless, your main and only goal in life is to give yourself a point.... Painters paint, poets write, builders build... you get the point.

[oOBANGZOo]

How depressing...

[efnott]

Drunk?

[MonkeyBirdSpinnr]

Strangely this made me feel better about the 20 minute presentation due in 6 hours that I haven't started.

[NikolaJohnSmith]

This is your best video Danny

[bloodypepper]

omg hahahahh i laughed so hard

YOU DID THIS TO ME

[AllSavannah]

Love watching this on suckish Wednesday's. :)

[jarmen2]

16 people were still depressed

[mansichaudhry]

try art of living course for depression...fastest growing cure...check online for info abt it...natural & cost effective with amazing results!

[asbirdsdo]

Maybe you need a haircut

[stainthedane]

You're awesome Danny. Past AND Present episodes!

[DontJudgexMe]

your hair and eyes make you look depressed

[nikola1389]

lol,we would be late in reaching them two times as many years we needed to get there cuz the light by which we saw them collide departed as many years ago as is the traveling time from us to there...blaaaa

[xShadowsaur]

Ha! I won't have kids that will die xD

[IsOk10]

YAY!

[miranduhx3]

i think about this stuff when i'm high. it scares the hell out of me.

[Thiren111]

@miranduhx3 well, one of the reason not to get high! xD

[619lluke]

so why does our government make us, yes "make" us, believe everyday does "not" matter but think about tomorrow? which doesn't make any sense cuz in tomorrow tomorrow isn't going to matter lol

[619lluke]

its sooo funny because knowing this is the reason I'm depressed.. does that make sense... so i'm depressed because i'm just gunna die and nothing i do right now will have little to no meaning in the future.

[hopeitsgewd]

@619lluke the things u do right now can always affect the future of ur own life at least. i think most humans see themselves as the galaxy, and strangers as specks upon it, whether or not we realize it.

if u believe in an afterlife, then that would be the final sum of ur life choices, if not, then ull just be gone and unable to see how u affected anything anyway. the same position as anyone who has died, famous and accomplished or not lol

[mexicansilentpanther]

dude danny yourrr soooooo baked

[fightXusa]

I'm waiting for him to say "I killed your brother eddie" Guess I have to keep watching for his eyes to turn red lol

[romefox]

Holy Shit, this guys trippin balls!

[zragisha]

i nemoj Boga da psujes!!!

[TNTIV]

hahhhahahahahahahaaaa! someone's been drinking

[pederasii]

totally absolutely agreed

[sk1ller0]

Humpday hahaha

[GangsterG2]

again your fuckin funny

[Mesar101]

I like the background. 2:58 hehehe ur hair changes....

[Dejan991]

its not a background, its his carpet.

[pederasii]

well there was a certain period of time when i was little bit depressed coz my humor and smartness went all poopy xD but i managed to restore what i have lost and now is back ;(

[alpinista122]

hahahaha bi-polar 's are genius

[alieco]

just tell yourself theres nothing wrong with you... Jesus said think there for ye are... which indicates the power of thinking. So if you think your a disease eventaully youll be a disease...

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

ok... this is so simple... u dont need jesus to get that point... pfff...NO OFFENCE TO YOUR RELIGION

[pederasii]

what are u talking about ?

[marc9sp2]

so funny :L

[davovera9]

point of view danny. is the attraction. and rambling comedian. probably a totally uncontrolable chacteristic in person but uplifting and shit. perspective is given.

last again. Davo

[Er0y]

Thanks Danny...now I'm even worse...

[joshie1350]

I cried laughing at the barney part LMFAO ahahahahaha

[liljake80]

What are you on cuz i want some

[ryoliciousrules]

i dont

[KarichanDA9]

i have manic depression :D

its bi-polar disorder. it makes me insane and fun :p yay!

[tokenrare]

i love your vids, but you said "completely naked to the human eye" when its should have been "completely invisible to the naked eye"

[nikolo727]

do not fret earthlings. for with the giant telescope you will find peace. it shows you how much you suck and dont matter. watching two puuuuuff BALLSS collide is awesome, but it shows you that at any moment you could DIEEEE e. painfully. while playing a ukulele, on the moon, with a duck, the size of your fist. yes. now knowing this, go to my channel and watch me blow rubber glove off the top of my head. it funny. GO NOW@

[xoXOawesomenessOXox]

I think i am going to become emo now.

[davencin10]

But does your emoness matter?

Or are you becoming a smaller spec.

I thought of this, but in gods view at age...8?

[Danny77uk]

After watching this my stools were bloody!!!

[BRAINONBOARD]

THE LORD says that you want to loose your earthly existence withe your videos. But thats not the way THE LORD works.Make more videos...

[blackscent]

when did i unsubscribe?

what the hell

sorry bout that man

i just forgot about this sorry =/

but yea

i subbed again

[ManeveluntDarkness77]

haha "are you still there?" lol!

make you happy and depressed lol

[bmacfn16]

Yeah, we feel like we're the last few seconds of a Gradual Report video that we don't want to end, but we're really just the first few seconds of a ten minute video of a guy talking about his cat Buttons.

[beckyboo162435]

I kind of got lost when he started talking about a giant telescope..?

[snttlc12]

and people say drugs are bad for you

[flamingace21]

See:

Total Prespective Vortex, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

[StudyRoll]

classic, I don't get it either.... But if it all doesn't matter, could you please tell us why it does.

[Alice5150]

<3

/hug

[xmistakittyx]

i wanna be high b4 i die lol

[ViciousMaximus]

i am depressed and need some lsd

[Elaina43]

I have no kids.

My genes shall all die so much the sooner.

Bummer.

Wait... wait... I'm hearing a Monty Python song...

Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown...

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900m mph...

WAIT! Now we're doing the end of Farris Bueller?

LOL!

[AmNoSuperman]

y not pick a fight with the mouse suit guy

[Nuclearwombat699]

"Yeah, that makes perfect sense..."

Is it good or bad that it does for me too? LOL

[Usieo]

thats what i am ....i don't really give a fuck about small problems like these ....cheating, or dog shitting or anything....there are other big problems than me being upset about a break up ...or anything else

[coleandgrant3]

omg that was so fuckin hilarious the part about chuckie cheese hahahaha

[Boredmonkey5]

true

[HeerInfantrie]

He is right :\

[19smlelkeumeanit]

are you laying down on your living room rug?

[imlikegaaranotloved]

This video made me feel small! T_T but it was still really really funny!!! XDD

[joooishjosie]

why are you still there?

i dont get the attraction- honestly

[GoodOlDoctorCrunk]

Are you sure your not the Craigs list killer?

[JackMoranRain]

This guys fucking nuts!! I Love Him!!!

[xxTwilightLuvxx]

xDD Yes, it does matter. Because dogs shitting on my new carpet sucks. =P

I'm just a speck? D: Not very nice thing to say.

Poor little childeren! xD You will scare them. =O

Yes, I'm still here, because I'm a stalker. xD

[HellCat779]

DON"T i'll have nothing to waste my time with!

[AlexPutoare]

yea,you're funny !

[Ramul]

Hehe confusing.. I like!!

[lifeissuite]

this was funny

[LokieSan093]

I a ma little happier and a little deprressed .

I dont know wether to laugh, or request a big hug...

Can i have both...? T^T ^-^

[RaspberrySeason]

You're soooo right haha

[XXxsteinUMsteinxXX]

LOL OMG that was funny! im subing!

[puppylish7890]

i luv the barney part genius your a good comedian

[wierdinagoodway]

Lol,you're a funny guy. it looks like your lying on the floor, nice carpet!

[Lucarichi]

lawl @ barney part XD

I'M STTIILLLL HEEEERRREEEE

.............

and now im gone. bai! XD

[Hogfish360]

i honestly think like that well not that mellow or crazy but kinda

[BlinkyStars]

LOL!

SO TRUE!

[iownurface2]

dude did u fillm this at like 1 in the morning? lol anyways nice job.

[paiboy29]

this has made my life feel so much better... and a little worse, all at the same time, just like how you described it lmfao

[jesuschristFU]

you did this to me, you are why im doing this... lol... for real

[dukemyboy]

you are really funny, i luv it...i laughed my ass off...haha

[Wrenvenan]

I think you need a hug, Danny

[2xrockstarrx5]

aww very smart. so much insight. [ :

barney part was hilarious. [ :

[corbin720]

haha ending was funny

[34mea12]

what r u standing infront of?!

[esrapk]

DANNY & ME forever I shall love thee <33333333

[scarsxlife]

i already have those side effects, and that was sooo uplifting!!!! That theory is bad ass and definetly agreed upon by me and thought of by all im sure!!! The chuckee cheese way is the way to go!!! :)

[fauxbaux]

I've watched this like ten times in a row. thanks for helping me keep my 'sanity' ;D

[FragnastiC]

You are pretty clever, mr report fella ! You almost had me, but you underestimated me, friend. You underestimated my psychological abilities. Reply, Danny. Press it.

[Nic33rd]

My brain exploded just a little bit. But really, I think this is dangerous thinking. Could lead to dangerous, reckless behaviour.

Be careful.

[mans0nh]

Yep. Sounds almost as dangerous as solipsism.

Now that is some scary shit. Unless of course you are the solipsist in which case, who cares, oh wait, its only me in here.

[jaminarii]

I wish he'd bring back the intro he used to have.

[Robbalicious]

Jesus loves you,

& wants to have a personal relationship with you

even though you sound like a lonely depressed nihilist

Skype me @: rpennjr

PS. love ur reports

[shnepple]

this is my favorite. i've been telling those "optimistic" over-achieving do-gooders this my entire life. and they say iii have a problem. um. no. :)

my philosophy also includes that greater expectations lead to greater disappointments

[stigomaster]

It kinda reminded (remound :D) me of the total perspective vortex from hitchhikers.. when he said the thing about a tiny spec on a tiny spec...

[Shelby5891]

unfortunately this "theory" of yours sounds like depression. I'm kind of worried, I think you should try an antidepressant along with talking to someone..

[jrockfanboy240]

Are you lying on the floor....?!?!?!?!

[ovatharim]

dude, this has got to be the best video you've made in awhile,

reminds me of the joker from dark knight.

but there in lies the problem.

[SimWebb]

Jesus wow are you depressed.

[CaliGrl103183]

This is hillarious! Made my DAY! And yes! I have that general feeling of not giving a fuck now! lol... Thanks!

[fleshwarlord]

The end of this one was so epic. Laughed for like 2 minutes straight.

[fleshwarlord]

I caught that Fight Club 'quote/spoof', if that's what it was meant to be. :P

[jrod716]

dude that was deep(no pun intended) and inspiration all at the same time being funny and entertaining 5 stars bravo

[QuickdrawMcShaw]

I've got a communications exam on Thursday. Now I don't care. Dammit.

Actually, I already saw a picture of this on the internet, where it showed the entire universe, then zoomed in to X10^5 or something, and you still only got to the milky way galaxy. Mindfucked.

[Zakarisz]

all things are not being equal. it won`t make sense.

[ashleyesss]

totally naked to the human eye. HAHA

[mexxy513]

Im a follower of your view! DEFINATE.. chucky cheese here i COME.. YOU DID THIS TO ME

[GCgirl721]

you're so depressing :x

[roAchSteW]

shows keep getting better Danny... fucking AWESOME

[denominat0r]

Love it

[teddybeardustin]

A comment on the page you link to says this:

"What most astronomers fail to realize is that its all an illusion of their own minds."

40 years after Woodstock and some ppl are tripping on that bad acid.

I do find these moments to be the most peaceful for myself. Staring into the sky at night, looking out over a bustling city, or staring out at the beach at night.

Accepting the chaos, without becoming a part of it, brings peace to yourself.

[xxLatinKillaxx]

well the only side effect i had to experience in this vid is not giving a shit about anything ...

and i literally have to write a research paper for school its due in two days .......

gosh i feel horrible now....

[juicypop]

That's how I think, Danny

I just zoom out to the larger scale of things

[H057IL3]

I can just hear Weird Al singing: "Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!"

[fertala]

when you're feeling down mrs brown, when things seem hard or tough...

[pancakezen]

One of my faves danny.

You're in your element when not constantly mugging to the camera and making easy rape/midget jokes. Make more stuff like this and the thousands of Ace Ventura era Jim Carrey comments will fade away.

this is the style that makes you unique!

Keep it up!

[MaddenedHatter]

I'm still heeerrreeee. :O

And honestly, that Barney idea was like...

The BEST idea I have ever heard.

I applaud you, Danny.

[tmyers1113]

to fully live life you can't compare your life to something so large, in fact when i compare my life to another galaxy because even though i am an infinatly small point of space i have billions of things unique to me and that makes me equal or greater to a galaxy that is floating along with no true purpose in life

[greenjellybean326]

Addendum to the theory:

once you've realized that nothing matters, you have to learn to celebrate, be joyful, and have fun. because otherwise, you're left with a bunch of people who don't have the motivation to do anything. why not at least try to experience the hell out of life, milk it for all it's worth. take pleasure in the big and small. ya dig?

[Insaneryuno]

slow clap starts now.

(claps)

:D

[dualinity2]

(more clapping)

ovation by audience

[Elias429]

sounds like youve been watching Fight Club?!

[69joelson69]

Nice Danny, love how you are so smart and funny at the same time.

[undeadchoas8]

poor

poor, depressed Danny.

[strawberryXswirl]

you were so cute in this vid

[Lundy2009]

lmao!

[angelichomicide]

nothing matters

[d3hit]

Lmao....evil...but true.

[jamiedcc24]

whoa there danny... we got a little serious there for a sec, i like it...

Only god can feel your pain when your thoughts drive you insane.