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  • i want my money back!!! lol

  • why are you in a car with a seatbelt on when its not moving lol

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  • How to get out of a speeding ticket?

    Shit your pants in front of the cops.

  • what a BRAVE video. You've got guts man.

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  • That guy is fucking funny. What is he doing in his car?!

  • Fritz, you know that every different product has a different serial number right?

  • good stuff mate 

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  • hmm why is this cardboard box plugged into the wall?

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  • nice vid

  • My dad is a fire fighter so we have a fire fighter sticker in the back off all of our cars and that has saved my dad and sister from several tickets.

  • Thanks Nalts

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  • next tip

    Put up a note on your class room door that class is cancel in a class where majority of kids arrive early.. what wil happen is a majority of kids will leave and the teacher will be forced to cancel class.

    Where military attire such as a military cargo pants and boots when attending Veteran day events..people automatically assume your a soldier and your receive special privileges.

    Have a Blue or black crew shirt when attending concerts..chicks will most likely talk to you and you will

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  • when i went to a movie there someone went in with out paying and i have no clue how they knew but they did a head count and paused the movie. they didn't find any sneakers............sneakers lol.

    they didn't really pause the movie, they just did a ticket count

  • nice!

  • i love this vdeo iv wached this so many times

  • Love the clipboard & walkie talkie to get into events, & especially giving directions to the person at the door.

    I have also used the strategies of walking in a relatively fast pace (cuz you're important), with head slightly tilted & a somewhat annoyed facial expression.

    Also use the phrase, "I was told..." Attach whatever you want to complete the phrase (e.g. "I was told it was okay to park here."). The key is that you never have to indicate who told you.

  • So YOU'RE the guy who did the NONE lisence plate! I read about it somewhere!

  • Your healing from the transplant is looking good. So glad we can do these post-op checks via YouTube! Do you think the Obama Health-Plan will have that option? ;)

  • good advice nalts. I especially like the last one.

  • Im going to college next week!!!!IM SOOOOOOO USING ALL OF THESE HAHAHA

  • If you're underage in a hotel that serves alcohol, find a an empty beer bottle and ask for 'another', and they probably won't I.D. you. I've never tried because I'm law abiding but it sounds like a good plan to me.

  • My car insurance covers me when I rent a car, but that might be a Canada thing. Also, it's illegal here to make an employee pay for a short fall in a till. Although, if it happens a lot, you may be out of a job.

  • that was great my fav ,was the drink in the bar I WILL BE TRYING THAT ONE

  • that was intense scamming - ta!

  • My father will beat me if I get a ticket!! lol

  • nice tips, but I could imagine getting caught for some of those.

    I like the one at the end. lol. and my favorite is not to park in a handicap spot, just park in any loading zone because the fine is cheaper. how about walking a little distance.

  • the very best one i know which has saved me at least 4000 dollars is when you buy an appalince (laptop dvd player etc...)

    once the item breaks or is just unusable anymore you go out and buy a duplicate item, take it home, put the broken item in the new box and return it for a full refund.

    you'll never have to pay for another laptop again. write me if you need me to explain it in more detail.

    essentially you pay for an item and dont have to buy a replacement in the event it breaks.

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  • NO!!! buy a broken gaming system/tv/computer/anything on ebay, and then buy a new one from the store. put the cheap broken one in the new box and return it obviously.

    failsafe, and you can make a huge profit! but if you somehow get caught, which you probably can, then you probably get a huge fine and jail time.

  • yeah that occured to me after i posted.

    trying to find a broken origanl xbox

  • youre genius!!

  • WoW Uncle Nalts

    NICE RUG !!

  • uncle nalts?! hello!!

  • My tips:

    Hotels give huge government employee discounts. Also decent AAA discounts.

    Be nice to flight attendants immediately upon boarding. Say hi, tell them a joke, and give them...get this...candy! You can even buy it at the airport before boarding. If they question it, just tell them it must be stressful to fly every day and deal with customers. You can usually get free drinks this way.

    If you're in the military, wear your uniforms while flying for free food and upgrades.

  • More tips.

    Bank with a local bank. It's super easy to get out of accidental overdraft fees just by calling and talking to a real person.

    Don't pay for porn.

    When going to a restaurant, tip in advance. This sounds dumb, but many times, it can get you free appetizers, drinks, and/or desserts. At the very least, you'll get excellent service.

  • Slimy tips (I don't do these):

    Some hotels give free dinners (Residence Inn) and breakfasts (most hotels) on many nights. In theory, you could just show up there and grab something and go. Use a side entrance if possible.

    Regarding the above tip, Embassy Suites has free snacks and happy hour. When I go, I can drink like 3 free glasses of wine. They never check IDs, so in theory, you can just go there.

  • ... Just out of curiousity why did u randomly say 'dont pay for porn' ?

  • Nalts, you are an evil genius, man! ;)

  • gotta ask you a question uncle!!!!

  • Hahaha Nalts you're always trying to help others!

    They charge you a $65 parking decal, per semester whether you have a car or not...so ridiculousss.

  • there is about 10 mikes in my contacts and 3 joes lol usa

  • Just moved into my dorm yesterday, and bought a minifridge! Lmao

    Didn't have internet yesterday, and almost had a heart attack because I couldn't see if you made any new videos! But it's up and working now :D

  • THANKS!!! Just started college for computer science!! I will use these wisely!

  • great videos lately, nalts

  • And good tips too

  • Hair looks good

  • I totally sneak candy in the theaters : )

  • create your own newspaper so you can eat for free in restaraunts

  • Ahah!

    Thanks uncle Nalts!

  • i need to talk to you nalts!!i will write soon!!but if you get this,write back!!please!!great video uncle!!

  • thanks for the tips! money is TIGHT in college!

    :)

  • my nana doesnt get tickets because she cries and says she's lost even if she is right up the street from where she's going...

  • Amazing video natls

  • Whoah Thats Gnarly Nalts love the hair lines and how they planted nice!

  • wow, looks kinda like me when my brother whacked me in the teapot with a rake from the shed. looks good on you though...

  • :D yayayay

  • another good way to win free drinks in a bar is proposition magic and card magic

  • i used to buy a bus day ticket , use it that day and then the next day buy a single fare cut the number out and stick it onto the day ticket with the sticky gum from a rolling paper lol one time i did that for over a week on the one day ticket , it was haggard lol, oh and another one to try on busses , if you have an expired day ticket, when ur showing the ticket to the driver cover the day part of the date stamp with ur finger , you will be surprised how often that works

  • A good way to get free stuff is to make friends with the manager, seriously if you play guitar and know a small guitar shop the managers in there are usually super friendly and once you get to know them they might give you free stuff. I knew one that used to let you steal things (I don't shoplift other than that) if it was under £2 which was always fun. I don't know why he let us do it... But then he died :( and now the manager there dosnt know what hes doing...

  • Thanks for all the great tips :)

  • I love you Uncle Nalts!

  • In high school we used to go to the movies in big groups, and they'd check tickets. We would buy tickets for about half the group. The half with tickets would go in, then when inside the theatre we gave all our tickets to one person, who'd go back out and give the tickets back to the other half of the group waiting outside. Repeat as necessary until all your friends are in the theatre, and be discreet!

    We would also sneak food in using a big birthday gift bag with tissue paper over the food.

  • lol love the video tags... "waltz through life"

  • You forgot to say the one about hitting the crackhead over the head with a baseball bat while you take his cup that he was spanging with. (spanging= spare changing)

  • HAIR! YAY! lol

    its kinda looks like stephen colberts hair when he cut his hair.

    Im glad im done with college

  • COOOL

  • Wow you are genius.

  • nice =) thx nalts

  • At the mall, right before it closes, walk by your favourite cookie stand, or donut stand, or whatever it may be. Make sure you walk by really slowly, like you're interested in buying their goods.

    Usually, they will give you the rest of the cookies/donuts for a very low price or free, because they can't keep them for the next day, they have to make them fresh the following day.

  • Haha I do that with my drinks sometimes.

  • What about at the end of a big event eg Sports Event, like Football and go to the stall that sells food and you will probably get a discount because nobody else is going to eat all that spare food. I know someone who does it all the time at fun fairs.

  • Great video! I've had a lot of luck with the walking into events like you own the place. The trick is to find the employee or talent entrance--as long as you look like you're part of the crew, people won't care. I've been at events that charge $20 entry and have full security and metal detectors, and instead of paying, just strolled around the back and walked right through.

  • ouch! that looked painful... i tried to watch live, but I did watch the video that was captured on Stickam. Can't wait to see the new growth. SmileyD

  • Heres some advice . Don't put a box over your fridge unless you want to buy a new one. It's guaranteed.

  • i think unclenalts is better than responseofnalts, allready

  • Wheres the full hair video???

  • I was in a library, and they said they were closing, and I said: "Oh, but I know which book I want." and they said "well, get if fast." But I didn't know yet which book I wanted so I looked around for 10 minutes, good luck they didn't lock me up :D

  • Im going to try that last 1 in every bar I go to from now on, its pure genius. Great tips Nalts. Glad your hair transplant went smoothly, i watched most of it :)

  • Why are you wearing your seat belt? :D

  • love the videos

  • Yo nalts enjoying the vids keep em up

  • Thanks =D

  • Thank you so much Uncle Nalts.

  • Thanks for the tips Nalts. I'm going to have to try some of these out...

  • Gunna have to try the bar one! :)

  • If they don't sweep the table, take a drink from another table and put it on the edge of yours. Then wiggle the table when the server comes by (assuming they're a stinker).

  • I love your videos ive been subbed for like 2 years on like 6 accounts :)

  • The Dave Method:

    1. "Dave said I could have this for free"

    2. "Dave said I could use your restroom"

    3. "Dave said this bus ticket's on him"

    etc

  • And then when they ask Dave's last name, you say "SCHEYD." That's a pseudonym I use all the time. David Scheyd. Poor highschool friend of mine that's written books, registered for e-mail...

  • you act just like my dad :P like a 13 year old

  • Haha I rely on the assumption that most people here in the UK know a Dave, because it's quite a common name. In America there's probably a different name which is more common name like "Mike" or "John".

  • i dont know a dave or mike or john and im in the uk :P

  • nice tips man

  • OMG, ticket-takers are SO annoying! I'm 15 and a month ago a couple of friends and I were going to see Bruno and we already bought the tickets and as we were going in we got stopped. So my dad had to buy a ticket and go in too :\ Also, the same friends and I were going to see District 9 last week and got stopped. So we had to see G-Force instead...

  • OH- sorry. Should have mentioned. Matinees only. By night they usually have a ticket guy. But during the day they don't. And you can see before you buy the ticket. Just don't go straight in. Bathroom first.

  • That's what we did. We went to the theater first to scope out where the taker was before we bought the tickets and got food. And we tried the bathroom thing too, but the attendee kept saying "Well boys, there is another bathroom right here." Also forgot to say on first comment, great video :-)

  • :D 5/5

  • Thank you for this valuable information.

  • You're welcome!

  • Whew, now I don't feel guilty stuffing my purse with candy and soda bottles when we go to the movies. Thanks, Uncle Nalts!

  • y do people take food in to the movies the need to make money some how that why it costs so much to buy food at theaters!!!

  • Honestly, if it was reasonable I wouldn't bother. But I'm so annoyed to pay $4 for a small water and $4.50 for a large.

  • These are awesome, I favorite'd this video! : )

  • This was awesome, I'm sure you wouldn't have made this if you were still working for propecia hahah

  • Don't get me started on the ways to take advantage of the Propecia discount. Actually I helped engineer it, and my mind is criminal like... so the rules are strict.

  • wats propecia

  • lol great advice!

    All of that was actually really useful :)

  • AWESOME tips!! I drive a news vehicle most of the time so parking anywhere isn't a problem most of the time. LOVE the airport tip!! lol

  • I hesitate to put that in because I don't want people to abuse it. But MAN if I can take my own bottled water instead of paying 3 dollars for one?

  • Oh, and by the way, these long videos are cool. You always skip out on us after like a minute, but UncleNalts is different. ;)

  • Oh so glad to hear that. It's so much easier to make a long one, and I'm so scared to do that on Nalts.

  • Coolest Uncle ever! Thanks for the tips! The T.V idea that you had in boarding school is so genius. That was my favorite. :)

  • The trick is a string and a weight on the box flap. Also cover the box with pictures so it doesn't look odd.

  • The way I see it, if the barman gives you too much change thats his mistake, and unless he notices you hve the right to keep it because its his mistake

  • I've justified it that way too. I get excited and feel lucky. But I did work as a cashier and if the drawer didn't match I felt like such a loser.

  • Thanks so much Nalts!

    As a college student, I really appreciate any way to save ANY amount of money!

  • You can steal your rooomates car too.

  • In college, I always found that being charming and nice got me plenty of free drinks and food. Works on girlfriends too. But I wasn't trying to scam them. I really was poor.

  • You're right- I used to get a lot of flight upgrades by playfully blinking my eyes like a cute puppy to the lady at the counter (it was easier then, and they weren't used to having someone be fun).

  • This is such nickel and dime stuff... it doesn't amount to anything. The only point to doing stuff like this is that it fulfills some need to feel like you're beating somebody or "winning" somehow. OK, Nalts. You're a winner.

    Boarding school? Oh my.

  • I hate mentioning that. It makes me sound rich (not) and reminds me that I was a problem child. But I did 2 years there. As for the "amounts to anything" you're right... it's partially recreation. I don't like to steal, but I like deals.

  • Yea when you are poor nickels and dimes matter.

  • I liked all of these tips. I wish I had some to give, but I think you covered almost all the bases.

    Thanks Uncle Nalts!

  • Common! Dig deep.

  • For a country that is so intent on national safety, there are sure a lot of ways to get around the system. We have electronic id's. Parking tickets? Over here they tow your car.

  • Don't forget our method of getting a prescription from a doctor to our pharmacy. Paper.

  • can you imagine the risks involved. What if the pharmacist can't read the doctor's handwriting?

  • I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... I was looking at your nose. Were you a boxer?

  • I'll have you know I broke that nose. And I should have requested they smooth it out a bit while they were in there.

  • Thank you Nalts.

  • Lol I'll have to remember these.

  • in the uk if somethinh is priced eg at £5 when it should be £25 the store must sell it to u for £5 by law :)

  • lucky

  • So don't people just switch stickers? Or bring their own pricing machine?

  • people do switch the stickers but if ur caught you can get done for fraud but if ur not caught u can make a hell of a saving.

    but of course i wouldnt condone that sort of thing lol (dont know about in the usa tho but it is definately like that here in britain)

  • XD You should walk around and film yourself so we have the satisfaction of knowing that people think you're crazy =)

  • Most people are used to me or run.

  • Woot, this is the 5th time Nalts replied to me! I'm ecstatic. =D

  • the new (well, moved) hair looks great!!

  • Thanks for the tips Nalts. I'm a poor college student and I'm always looking for ways to save. I like the last one, haha.

  • Here's another... hotels often have free breakfast. Walk into the hotel, then go up the elevator. Come back down a bit later like you just woke up, ask what time checkout is, then help yourself.

  • I work at a hotel and those people bother me. We ask them what room they are in and they usually say a room number that we dont have and then we kick them out. It is like stealing because the breakfast is "free" because the guest paid for it in the room rate. This is NOT GOOD ADVICE!

  • But it's the man keepin us down...man! Of course all of these tips is getting out of paying for something. How much of that food do you throw away after no one eats it? Working at a buffet style restaurant, I saw a lot of good food get thrown away at the end of the night.

    I think Nalts should write a book about these...but then he might become like that guy who has the money suit that raves on tv about saving money with government programs. That could be funny youtube vids though, haha.

  • interesting

    do more vids like this

  • Mkay. Those were just the first that came to mind in literally 5 minutes of reflection. I'm sure there are more, and hopefully people post theirs.

  • Thanks for posting it on the UncleNalts channel. It is like our own little club here.

  • Hey, HC. Sorry we couldn't hear you much from surgery, but thanks for being a brave mod.

  • nice job nalts!

  • entertaining and interesting nalty :D

  • thanks nalts!!

  • Also- If you are sneaking into a place and you have a choice of people to go through always pick younger people and guys if possible. They tend to let people through with out checking too hard. And I just mention tampons if I get pulled over and I don't get tickets- But I am a girl and fairly innocent looking so that might be why they don't ticket too. And it only works if the officer is a guy! Hope this helps a bit...

  • I've never seen anyone get caught, but it's easier in the winter when you have a big coat. I've brought a bag in before and nobody bothered me.

  • If you are holding two things in your hands that helps too! The more awkward you look the less likely someone is to ask you for an ID.

  • They checked our tickets in the theater and we were in a different one -_-. It was a failure but it was our first time we movie-hopped so...:D

  • I saw someone getting busted for that recently. I don't know how they catch them. Maybe the people waiting to clean up watch to see if everyone is filing out or going to a different one.

  • nice video!!

    prepaying for cinema tickets if someone your with is underage for the film is a good one. They see an adult and asume they can be trusted and never check ages at the door!!!

  • Good point. Few follow you to the theater unless your eyes are darting around and you look cautious. Just walk with confidence first to the movie for which you paid. Then go to the bathroom (they won't follow you there). Then into the movie you want to see... if your folks are okay with it. :)

  • haha i feel very special

  • And you are

  • In Canada there's this "Scanner Price Accuracy Voluntary Code" that most larger retailers follow.

    Basically if an item priced under $10 is scanned and the price comes up wrong and higher than the correct price, you get it for free.

    For multiple purchases of the same item (priced at less than $10 each) you get the first one free and the remaining at the correct price.

    And an item that scans incorrectly that is priced higher than $10 is discounted by $10.

  • I always groan when the person in line before me insists that the store give them some price because their expensive outfit happens to have been placed on the sale rack (probably by them). I like that voluntary thing. Bring on that and socialized medicine.

  • :) I've been behind some of those sneaky people. If the cashier has a flyer or a copy of the advert they're screwed.

    Some of our retailers also honor sale prices from 4 pm the day before the items go on sale. It never hurts to ask, especially when the store has lots of the item in stock.

  • i love you.

  • Love you back

  • always and forever?

  • i save money by not spending it =P

  • I always say that to my wife. Wow- 40% savings. Let's do 100% and not buy it.

  • Gallagher said "Women save you money buying crap..." ...it's funny 'cause it's true!

    lol

  • Good thoughts! Every time I go to this Chinese place the owner loads me up with free appetizers, drinks, and other goodies. I once asked him what he liked to drink and he said "whiskey" and I brought him a small bottle once. I also got a gym membership that way--paid for a few months, made sure to always chat with the owner on the way in/out, and then a shameless gift. A $20 bottle beats $300/year!