RE5: My partner is a noob: Episode 1

[7amood54]

First of all when u hit the grenade ur partner killed all the zombies while u were getting ammo and when the chainsaw guy made u dying and ur partner was dying so dont tell him noob cuz he was dyin when u were dying and when u were dying he wanted to heal u and u were dying and he asked for ammo only but u play good :) excpet that dont tell him noob on tings he aint noob he plays good but u play awesomely :)

[KashgroundTM]

lol this video fake

[holyhawk92]

lol i think hes too good if he playing like that while hes noob

[holyhawk92]

lol i think hes good as too good if he playing like that while hes a noob

[holyhawk92]

yh theres alot of noobs in re5 how is it feel to kil 100 zombies and ur partner killed 15? breaking heart

[crazydogsandpeople]

Ur the noob cause u just stand there when he's dying

[jordie2016jjl]

Oh really whos the noob recording off a Tv whos the noob that plays the demo whos the noob that cant quick turn

[MegaBignasty2010]

i'm not def him but we all start as noobs so just relax

[LegoCloneful]

fuuucking dumb shit

[awber1000]

god u r mean what if they where new at it

[ganonforce]

the reason is because this is on the ps3 and i own both copies so don't cry fanboy.

[09theateam]

HE DIED BECAUSE U DIDNT HELP HIMU DUMB ASS BITCH

[iReimu]

your a noob your self lol

[OpticalxXxYoroxXx]

im not the best re player but fuck.....this vid has to some sort of a fuckin joke lol

[TheScApErdudeV]

I join this guy named AJSKINNY and he kill me with his rocket luacher in a second

[hieuak55]

dont u hate some of these noobs when they be bossing you like making you follow them but they dont know where the hell they going

[YomoPa73]

u are a piece of shit mothafucker

[Aeijis]

at the end you went into dying, and then when he did HE is the noob? You didn't even help him, you just healed yourself..

[einstein780]

u retarded or something ? learn to fucking play first then you can call somebody noob and he wasnt noob you didnt fucking help him !!! fucking freak: jeez

[defewdeproud]

u probably sucked before u played it 50 times

[lolpwnz10]

your sad. bagging on this dude like an ass on a 3 year old pre release demo.buy the real game or stfu saying " noob" every 5 secs. fkin annoying.

[lolpwnz10]

can u afford this?

[zombomb254]

dude you said that shevas aim is bad chris and shevas aim are the same the only noob in this vid is you omg really get a life screaming at a person playing a game.

[feigay]

omg, as i see here, u r even more noob than ur partner, u even claim that u can kill the chainsaw dude by urself, u r the most noob i actually ever seen, just go kill urself.

[gearofwarcode619]

omg it takes someone like you to call someone a noob i swear if u every find me in versus mode and destroy you and show you how much of a noob you are i hate the word noob

[oXZerkerXo]

My comment would be simple, you're the noob here NOT HIM. If you delete this you are gay.

[RockManX77777]

Noobs:

1. Don't pay attention to partner. Based on the name you could tell he/she is probably Asian. That's why he/she's lagging 0:49

2. Use Strafe controls 1:38

3. Go through the menu and choose "Combine" to combine herbs 4:36

4. Don't use the shoulder buttons to find partner 6:11

5. Don't keep an eye on partner's inventory ("noob" managed to) 7:29

6. Use the "reload glitch" instead of reloading though the menu 8:14

7. Don't rush towards partner as soon as the negative screen appears 8:25

[killimo33]

@RockManX77777 haha nice comment

[pmf026]

damn, I hate meeting stupid bastard noobs like you online, not only do they fucking suck, but also have attitude problems..argh.

ps: if you thumb down this comment - you are gay.

[MDC259atPlaystion]

marvel2021 go suck ur dick i have a ps3 i beat it on pro so all because u think 360 is better dosent mean ps3 isnt good 360 is good but i got mad at it because it got te 3 rings of death in 3 months i fixed 2 days broken when i got the ps3 it was perfectly fine so u better shut the fuck up

[MDC259atPlaystion]

you stupid ass bitch first u can switch with the pad but i got really pissed off when you got hit he revived you then you run away he gets hit u dont even realy need to be healed hes dying and you just watch him and so what if he gets grabed that happens i bet were even worse then him

[JokerJo7]

You're the retard, 'reload glitch'?, you do know that you don't have to manually reload, it's much faster doing it through the menu. Your partner was trying to play the game as it should, cooperatively, but you're too far up your own ass you run ahead acting like you know what you're doing, when you clearly don't. You ditched him and took all the items for yourself. He got hit trying to help you, you're so fucking stupid you ran away and didn't even attempt to help him. You fail.

[1000MCHIEF]

yo man at the end he was stuck betwean a chaensaw migeany and a nother migeany so chill

[ThePokemonRapper]

omg evry one starts ad an noob so shut up

[Jdogman101]

Actually, he died because of your dumb ass.

[marvel2021]

damn this guy is so annoying!!! u fucking still suck in this game and all the res evil 5 noobs play it in the Paystation3! all the reall gamers are in the 360 console! u need a reall partner in this game get back at me and ill give u my gamertag so u dont think im wasting ur time like this gay prick that made this worthless video!!

[Chareater]

i like how u played the demo so much u know where the zombies spawn but u still suck

[SarahMorton1]

omg ure a fukin noob u havnt got 1 maxed weapon u fuker u took like a year to aim

[SemeBoy]

YOU SUCK

[akilahakaskrach]

wow wtf u suck! u got hit and almost died and healed urself while he died protecting you... jerk!

[ImYourFan100]

showing off >.>

[Fishto]

Since posting my comment, I think I've been cursed, Played Resi, had one guy who just kept shooting at me while enemies were around, another who just kept requesting my ammo when he had no gun? o_O and another guy who just kept throwing eggs at me and missing..

[OmegaRollTide]

dude i feel ur pain i had noobs 5 times in a row i did everything about my self and they all die in the easyiest way

[speedy9199]

lol

[Alkaphenhl]

You suck. I bet right here 80% or more of the people here on the no infinite ammo mode can pwn that chapter without a scratch. Let alone need to use the 'nade trick.

[zebra389]

YOU FAILLLLLL

Everyone us new at some point, and will get better, Unless they are like you and they suck.

You play me online - I kill you man I kill you good. Yeah boy

[speedy9199]

ORLY

[Fishto]

Wow you suck, you miss simple shots like hitting his legs, why not headshot and shoot their head off? You complain that your partner isn't helping and you are doing all the work, yet when your partner needs help you say he's a noob and you wont help him. You are a hypocrite, and fail at the game.

[speedy9199]

Dude this was a joke, also shooting them in the legs is just as good as a headshot because you can perform the neck breaker attack which is a 100% instant kill.

[linkvelez7]

You say that your partner is a noob and you call the people zombies...

[ToonLinkTink]

....You are not that good of a player.... I'm not going to state what anyone else had already said. You completely ditched your ally multiple times, it's no wonder he was fucking up, you weren't even being helpful. You were practically TRYING to mess the person up.  You also go hoarding items and when "chris" did it, you called him an item taker. Kinda hypocritical, ain't it?

Good job. You did it wrong.

[gearsofwarpwnr]

hey i have an xbox 360 and i am awesome at ersiednt evil 5 and stuff i just wanna let u no that i wanna c how good u really r this is bot an insult i can c a couple flaws in ur tactics so u can name any handycaps for mission on re5 and i'll pull it off, no cuts and unedited COMPLETELY, let me no how good u think i am thnx

[mch158]

you should help noobs so they can play properly and to be honest your shit yourself

[BritCommando12]

lol yep I met some good noobs to and I hated them just as much.

[XXDRAGONXSLAYERXX]

omg u suk kid u got kit by the cahinsaw man if you would of saved him like he saved you he would of lived dumb ego manic NOOB

[culto14]

that guy is probly just trying 2 learn how 2 play.u cant even help him speedy.wtf is w/ dat

[peppeclemente]

omg you suck at playing, you get hit by the chainsaw guy, he helps you and you run away without helping him...YOU'RE THA REAL NEWB! and you're also pathetic. Very immature and frustrated lmao. you suck man, sell your re5, you're a disgrace to tha re series, those like you should play with dead rising, forget resident evil, you and your pathetic gameplay/comments ruin it.

[speedy9199]

"those like you should play with dead rising" FUCK YOU.

[zeroknight55]

An easier thing is to just knife the guys as they come to the window in the beginning. You can kill them easily without an wasted ammo or health.

[Ben78177]

At The End The Only Reason HE Died Is Cos YOU DIDNT HELP HIM SIMPLES

[Ben78177]

BTW The First Time You Sed He Was A Noob He Wasnt Cos It Happenns To All Of Us At one TIme So Really Were All NOOBS LOL But The Helping Part Your Right On

[alanso0]

add me man

i hve the demo n the own game

PSN ID: Link_alan

i wanna play with u

[DAB529]

lol, wish I could play with you, I'm tired of babysitting my lame partners. I feel like they always pair up the best and worst players to make it more of a challenge.

[speedy9199]

You want to play with me? Do you have a PS3?

[DAB529]

Yeah, & Yes

[speedy9199]

I'll add you as a friend so we can play... do you have a mic?

[Ben78177]

Whats Your PSN ID

[Grandoneliner]

LOL I should put on some videos of noobs. Seriously there are alot of ppl that just plain suk at RE 5 one noob i was playing against tried to kill the chainsaw guy with his KNIFE and no I didn't help him I stood back and laughed. What was even funnier was that the chainsaw guy just stood there taking it for awhile be he chainsawed the noob. LOL

[speedy9199]

I'll upload a video in the furutre of a noob trying to do that too, keep watching. and for my friend that is playing he says it's not too hard to knife the chainsaw guy IF you know what your doing. :)

[monkeyfist54]

lol its speedy's voice!!!

[speedy9199]

no, i don't talk at all in this video

[jorel658]

I dont know if i should give him sympathy anymore.

[speedy9199]

wait what?

[jorel658]

in short.. poor him.

[speedy9199]

lol

[darkness9199]

lol funny