Tweaking Thomas Jefferson | Time Dealer Ep 2

[PsychedelicDragon]

What Thomas Jefferson was writing at the beginning was essentially plagiarized almost completely from John Locke except for a few minor changes.

[wePASSourSTYLE]

fucking brilliant

[jemar121]

ROFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­

[mobydick187]

crack rocks? lol

[NoSignalProductions]

I would love this show, if it weren't for the damn cartoons.

[slowjamz00]

Check out my video it has some pics of my plant and some mad ass weed!

[PackLeader1990]

Maybe the next will be the last deal hooooooooooooome!!!!!! :-D

[SwiftyMchvey]

Make more of these!

[geniepowerz]

3:25

[Romanostor]

and so are his coactors in consequence.

[consolidatedbits]

time+dealer = a+hole

[633694]

The man grew tobacco!

[mkultra2300]

...and Indian Hemp!

[finally39]

TJ also wrote in his diary that he often smoked the tops of his hemp plants to alleviate his migraines. There was also a fully operating micro-brewery that he maintained on his plantation. I can only imagine that there were nights that he had a "medicinal" amount of cannabis, followed by a "therapeutic" measure of frothy brew. Throw in a few naked slave ladies, and it really starts to sound like he was more into partying than anything else. I suppose that's why they call them "the good old days"

[mkultra2300]

Sounds pretty chill. Can't wait 'til I finish building that flux capacitor

[kakuszu]

Damn straight

[ventpx45]

the only fun part part was washington with the guitar

[eben81]

if i were time dealer i would travel back in time and have sex with a dinosaur and change the future.

[btrflybaby26]

fucking hilarious!! This is my fav. Keep on... I wanna see more

[Honeykiss7]

Holy bajebus man...You're just suppose to laugh...you know, that thing you do when you're NOT trying to analyze your own ass!?!?! Crap!!

[jennicase]

Who smokes meth out of a pot pipe?

[no1000]

yeah where's the shit pipe??

[TheLolcake]

Somebody too stoned to know the difference? Lol.

[serjheals]

ahahahahahahaha

[MasterMark123]

am I simply missing something here ? Great production value but ...... what were you saying? was there a point to it I just did not see ? Or was this just something about drug humor ?? I am lost.

[grendelee]

umm...hes a time dealer?

[archivesbc]

MasterMark123, here's a flowchart of this series:

historical situation which we know ended in an unbelievable result> How did end up like this?> Time Dealer arrives and supplies the secret ingredient> history is more f#@^ed up than ever thanks to Time Dealer...

The point? it's a good thing the guy from Quantum Leap wasn't a Drug Dealer

[Junt0000]

you should run this past william street

[murdoc1110]

G. wash was rockin out on some chuggy riffs... metal.

[LordRockfish]

HAHA yeah that was the best part that whole trippy metal scene

[samthebarth]

was Thomas jefferson left handed?

[joejumps4fun]

The song part sounded like Raining BLood!

[nofearinthisdojo]

blowing rails in till your wearing sweat pants

lol

[failedthedrugtest]

What drug did he use?

[Giraffepotamus]

crystal meth

[goodboyinthestreet]

dude you rock

[LeatherHappy]

Fantatsic

[Takarafire]

unicorn with wheels.......wow thats pretty fucked up.

xD

haha

[mangum766539333]

well i just drafted the declaration of i dont give a shit about what the fuck you just said. lol

[SgtFaustin1986]

FUCKIN JIGGABOO

[Oblivionanims]

haha washington chopped down his apple tree with THAT kind of axe, eh?

[ghstfazeqilla]

lmao, dude you wrote the entire thing on one line"

[evildaveprime]

LOL That's some funny shit!

[nickok06]

great

[tyran64]

dude you wrote the whole thing in one line?

hahahahahaha now that's funny great job

[StrayIkon]

lol nice job man keep em coming for sure

[xchopxsuey]

snorting, smoking, blowing rails... until you're wearing sweatpants.

[nijiro1987]

It would have been funnier if they snorted Adderall, but this is alright.

[jjjjeters]

Time dealer. This series shows signs of Tenacious D. Its bizarre and irrelevant in other words a fresh look on comedy. Its almost something you'd watch and say to yourself, I could have done this.....but its too late Time Dealer has launched I look forward to more irrelevancies! It takes time and some talent to pull off decent work, youre on your way. Gave me a laugh!

[Captinjacksparrowz]

ROFLLLL

[xchopxsuey]

lmfao thats fucking hilarious. "until ur wearing sweatpants..."

[oblivion420]

great shit dude i want to see more

[ObbiQuiet]

Crap.

[zetasan]

tasteless

[R0ASTEDPANDA]

fuckin great job

[multicolouredlady]

pss.me again..i think you should give the queen of england some X...HE,HE

[shifugreg]

Great job! you guys are one of the funniest I've seen on here in along time!

[joaquingoettin]

this is the funniest shit ever

[splungent]

This is fucking hilarious!

[fake182a]

At 4:46, is the time dealer high on his own supply? now cool for him.

[mikeyw1969]

ah, the good ole days...lol

[BrohemianRhapsody]

Yeah, well I just drafted the Declaration of I Don't Give A Shit About What The Fuck You Just Said.

[RA7]

hahahaha you paid to promote this shit??? WHY!!??

[netmendo]

It stinks.. You are soooooo stupid timedealer

[unclscrcr]

ahahahha...snortin..smokin..bl­owin rails until ur wearin sweat pants...also the guys playin drums at 3:25 funny shit

[GaB11Aryy13]

omg have really kool videos !!!!

[lumpy42069]

amazing videos ever one of them.....

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

This Tweakin' Thomas Jefferson is more off the hook than Hard Drinkin' Lincoln. I'll have what he's having...

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Fuck, yeah!

We hold these truths to be self-shrevident!

[peacegirl92]

dear lord, this is great. "Let's party...and by party, I mean found a nation." I also really dig George Washington on that green electric guitar.

[jannaharriss]

this is so funny. "all on one line." too much!

[nelson3300]

best song soooo funny!!! i love history

[djancak]

ahaha dear god this one made me laugh so hard i started crying

[sharonclyon]

I,too,wanted to go back in time. I thought I could imagine it on LSD and it would seem so real that it would really be like going there. silly,isn't it.

[LionPatronus]

HelpLadyLiberty is right. I'm very good in history at my school.

[LionPatronus]

dude you are so right. that guy does act like a fag.

[nelson3300]

shut up hes chill

[jamesman41]

im talkin' about ridin' unicorns with wheels!

[xxd0lliexx]

were there lighters back then?

[bladespawn420]

lol ' inventing the light bulb'

[NYCisNOTforME]

ah my favorite song. totally retarded.

[HelpLadyLiberty]

you know jefferson grew hemp, and the first draft of the decration of independence was on canabis fiber paper

[Levarris]

I didn't like this at all. Why did you have to add drugs to this?

[kpsars]

why not?

[iguidry]

Oh yeh well I just wrote a declaration of I don't give a shit what the fuck u just said

[obrecht72]

Umm The title is Time Dealer. What did you think he was going back in time to play poker?

[ali0tis]

Hilarious revisionist history, bro, & sweet jingle, LOL every time "time dealer" is said in episode. more please!

[INTENTIONPEACE]

I'm pretty sure thats not crack, tweakers smoke D, Dope, Shinning Jonny, The Criss Criss BOOmBoOM, Otherwise known as METH AHAHAH

[thomas242007]

that was so strange its going on my youtube site!

[Xdude490]

lol, he thought pounds were either something sexual or a unit of weight, not money.

[hlambert12]

hah, no he's talking about "selling weight" as in a unit of crack yo.

[ali0tis]

yay ah, 'twas an allusion to gettin popped 4 flappin.

[alwaysopen]

An independent sovereign nation of let's get fucked up!

What the fuck was that shit? Crack?

[meodianenfacebook]

me odian en flacebook

[ibrandenetc]

ahahahahahahahaha

[mudwing]

What a masterpiece! Time dealer needs to visit ancient greece and then bitch slap Bill and Ted

[squeeblee]

Good stuff! I like this one even better than the Joan of Arc episode.

[BVisionProductions]

the declaration of independence is so fucking hardcore

[hellhound8652]

dude you wrote the whole thing into one line HAHA

[BongOfCthulhu]

fuck yea, thats gona be me tonight. Im gona blow rails and write the declaration of independents on hemp parper. woohooo

[cremesavers9grace]

dude Thomas Jefferson wasn't old as crap when he wrote the Declaration of Independence, this would've been so much better if he wasn't like 20385629834 years old

[FuiSoyYsereUnGil]

hahaha, that ending was unexpected

[hlambert12]

haha I love when he's like, I hafta get this done, I hafta get this done, and he's drawing a smiley face, bahaha!!

[Ferozpunkrock]

stupid...yaaakkkss

[montealtoman]

fiddlesticks!

[d1sfunct]

I always knew the Declaration of Independence was metal as fuck!

[omgimonutube]

Strange fellow in the cow hide jacket

[jvoss101]

funny.

[1337Slato]

shit is good

[Calosis]

Stupid theme, and even worse graphics. Save me 5 minutes of life and never post again.

[XxKiraStrikexX]

if you feel that way, get a life and stop hanging out on youtube! (or just don't watch his video's again and be a decent human being about it when you do.... ass)

[ismokegreentrees]

HAHAHAHAHA

fuckin awesome as always

cant wait for the next one

[SilentBud420]

haahaahahhahah nice

[uweny]

truly fun - I hope everyone gets it.....

great acting - lots of love from spain marbella

[theWEEDreport]

Time Tweaker!!!

[scarycake]

hahaha. the animation of t-jeff tweaking is unreal. amazing. fiddlesticks!

[JonnyTreble]

I always wondered how T Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence....lol!