Meet the Heavy: Updated version (Go watch Valve's instead!)

[Luxai]

...Valve made this video. I'm sorry, I read your description and the annotion but still, this is Valve's.

[asedtf]

@Luxai Yes, it is. Valve later remade Meet The Heavy to be in line with the other Meet The videos. You can still find how it looked before they did it. I simply decided to do it first. I guess I should change the title, I see why people might find it misleading.

[Luxai]

@asedtf But it looks the same as the official one. Or am I missing something?

[asedtf]

@Luxai That just means I did a good job. only real difference? Well Windows Movie Maker had a bit of a hiccupt and fucked the aspect ratio. That's all really. And the fact Valve didn't attach an Orange Box commercial to the back. I just did what Valve did. I created a new intro screen, in English, like the other language Meet The Heavy videos, attached the new, non-beta outtro that the other Meet The Heavy videos have and... Voila. Just some photoshop on the intro and that's that.

[Luxai]

@asedtf So you're saying you made a meet the heavy trailer that is virtually the same as the official one before Valve made it? Sorry dude, all respect, you're cool and so, but I don't believe you, unless you just submitted it to Valve and they decided to go with it.

[swedish0spartans]

It costs 400.000 dollar to fire this weapon....for 12 seconds.

[smashcooper]

hmmmm.....

The only difference I see is that the outro is different

and more important........

This was posted a year before the meet the heavy video from valve's youtube account

Either they post things really late or what he says is true....

[asedtf]

@smashcooper *Insert ValveTime joke here*

I'm surprised no one suggested I leaked it or something. Anyway, the video on Valve's account was posted later than on the actual TF2 website I think. I recall I was early by... 4 months or so? I don't know. But a whole year? Really? Impossible. Then again, after nine years in development, I guess it was worth the weight.

Oh shit. I just cancelled Episode 3.

[mii284]

queen victoria is not amused

[mii284]

he must be rich for 4000$ for 12 seconds or he won the lottery

[SolidSnake3131]

So you made this before Valve? And they just so happened to make it exactly the same as your video? Kudos, man.

Lol.

[auroraominae]

you liar :D

[deblob94]

0:28 -> Birth of a Meme/Fad!

[TheDecepticondude]

Much better!

[haloking1223]

It's cry some more not try some corn

[kbd668]

ROFL you only have 1 video, its obvious you stole this

[AirSpeed92]

ur a asshole u didnt make this u moron 1. it says a valve production 2. i have seen a video made in 2007 that was like this soo that means that valve made this u saw it u decided too steal it and say it is ur this is not ur idea u fag-.- lol u should get a life !!!!! n00b

[JakeTV370]

It costs 1 million rubles to fire this weapon....for 1 second.

[panter485]

didnt notice any difference

[asedtf]

@panter485 Well, that means I did a good job predicting Valve, didn't I?

Fact is, the video itself is 100% identical. All that changed is the intro and outtro.

[WeekiiOwnz]

POW!

[Dario13dexy]

yea i think this is really yours...NOT!! dude look at 0:04 cuz it says "Copyright LOLOLOL A Valve Production.. so yea this is definetly yours

[asedtf]

@Dario13dexy

How do I say this gently...

I FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED IT THERE TO MAKE IT AUTHENTIC!

[ElvarK1]

NO YOU DID NOT ITS IN THE VALVE VID

[TheFishyOneSKiT]

In Soviet Russia, you can't outsmart bullet!

[seusgordo]

@TheFishyOneSKiT thta's true because I outsmart a bullet everyday. Actually i'm doing that right now and it just hit my monitor

[lunatik98]

Lul, just under the desc, it says "Contains Content From (Picture of valve) Valve"

BITCH

Oh, and all you people that are wondering how to submit this as stolen content, I ALEADY DID, so if THAT doesn't take it down, this guy sucks major dick. OH and did anyone else see that he only has 1 VIDEO!?! That means that he's some little 3 year old that wants popularity.

[asedtf]

@lunatik98 Actually, I had more videos. I just made them private. They're just some doodles I did a couple years back.

So yeah, way to go not doing any research or anything. Sigh...

Check the date when Valve released Meet The Heavy in its current form. This came before it. BEFORE the current form, there was a different one and you can still find it on YouTube. /watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I

The reason it says that it contains content from Valve is... Well... BECAUSE IT DOES! Doesn't mean I stole it.

[lunatik98]

Lul, just under the desc, it says "Contains Content From (Picture of valve) Valve"

BITCH

[TheKLOKETEER]

i love that guy



[firesniperbullet2]

In russia it cost 12 dollars to fire his gun for 400,000 seconds

[cemal572]

hahahhahahahahahahahahha

[narutoblade000]

hahahahahaha *snort* hahahaha

[MaweyPamtseosiyu]

thats 330.69339 pounds

[xenophobe76]

STOLEN

[asedtf]

@xenophobe76 IDIOT

[xenophobe76]

@asedtf

im the idiot despite you stole a video and claimed it as your own

[asedtf]

@xenophobe76 Problem is, it isn't stolen. Try reading the comments damnit, or at least the annotations. Gotta hate all these people coming here AFTER Valve released their own updated, official version. In widescreen to boot. IF you looked carefully, you would notice, the intro screen, PHOTOSHOPPED from the French version. Valve released the translated versions of Meet the Heavy in the new format, while the original was still in the old one. So, they finally updated it. THIS was done before.

[xenophobe76]

@asedtf

wow grow up. obvious troll is obvious

[Th0s4M]

@asedtf you might want to delete this video now that valve released their now.

[asedtf]

@Th0s4M

...

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

But deleting it is work. I'm lazy. :D

[DHGameStudios]

I honestly do NOT see the diffrence....

[asedtf]

@DHGameStudios That's because you're comparing it with the NEW version of Meet the Heavy. There was an old version, the first Meet the Class video released. It looked vastly different. Different intro, beta characters on outtro. I think you can still find it on YouTube if you look up Meet The Heavy.

[randomdude7272]

it cost $400,000 to eat sandvich..... for 12 seconds

[mantis6907]

Nice job whit the upgrade...5*

[Schenckster1989]

wait waz the very ending the photo shopping or waz it during the whole vid because i didn't see anything to be honest

[sunderkeenin]

It costs $400,000 to outsmart bullet... for twelve seconds.

[SilverVampiressx]

i wouldn't kiss up to the idiots if I were you. They're just probably high

[bloodsuddler]

It cost $400.000 dollar to watch this video for 12 seconds.

[adhdkoen]

@bloodsuddler

It also costs $400.000 to make that same old fucking lame joke again.

Where's my money man?

[Renax111]

Bullshit video!

[Th0rnFTW]

,,hehe cry some more,, love the ending =D heavyFTW

[edgecutterman]

1:11, i laugh my ass off with that image paused!!!

[ohsnap1981]

@edgecutterman holy fuck, you're right!

[Kuraimizu9152]

... for twelve seconds

[DrHaxxxxxx]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[LuigiMario338]

this is pretty impressive you may think I can't see a diference but if you look closely yo can see it

[Mouseman97]

@JordanM838 for twelve seconds.

[Silverst742]

@Mouseman97 "Heh...cry some more."

[mcdom89]

oh i like it better that way

[iamabigfatbutt]

Pisssst blind people he changed that last part, the outro the old one had...well the old teamfortress 2 people in it, and this has the ones from the final call.

[davidmo13]

u see the grapics are updated  and it's not the old TF2 pict on in the end so dont get angry at him that Valve did not make big changes =)

[mikkel886]

fuck all

[devil19x]

lol in a real macht the heavy will be dead you see what he do he go on the top of the hill in the game when you do that and you stop moving or too slow a sniper put a bullet right between the eyes

[BlackDrippingHeart]

oh mai gawd, Who touched Sasha....alright...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN???!?!

[asedtf]

Actually, you're an idiot.

[Nimawei]

What did you exactly change?

P.S: BOINK! D:<

[JokerPurp]

actually, actually is a word used by dilitants and expresso drinkers to portray sadness and dispair

[DemBonesRiley]

and you're all douchebags...

[IshidaTheQuincy]

Yes, he did. Pay attention before insulting people.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

No, wait, he didn't.

Anyway, insultng people is bad.

[devil19x]

you're right he change nothing

[Gigaman1245]

"COPYRIGHT LOLLOLLOL"

[DaRkStAr197]

Going by the prices he stated it costs $2 Million to fire the weapon for a minute

[1supersonicfan]

Goodness, I never really noticed that. Indeed, that little screen at the end, Valve only did it with the old models.

[Shklyarr]

1:09

ROLF

[dingoishere012]

150 kilos is like... 360 pounds?

[rexplosi0n]

Actually 300..

[dingoishere012]

Thanks for telling.

[AlphaOmegaAWH]

@dingoishere012 & rexplosi0n: Actually, dead in the middle of you guys. 150 kg * 2.2 lb/kg = 330 lb.

[dingoishere012]

thanks for clearign that up

[muninen]

ignore that please(my comment i mean)

[perconcake]

isint this just the same as the original i couldnt see any diffrence i and yes i read the description

[BazaarCar333]

"Some peaple think they can out smart me" " CRY SOME MORE!"

[TimeOfEssence]

How does he afford all this!?!?

[Slagdar]

rich Russian is rich.

[NODnuke45]

of course if u stood on that hill like the heavy did in a REAL TF2 match, u wud probably get shot in the head by a sniper, or blown up by a demoman, or get 10 bullets in u from a scout XD.

[mannoroth22]

wtf? its 150 kilos? so its like 300+ lbs??? u sh*tting me??? its almost as heavy as the heavy weapons guy? it doesnt even look like it weighs more than 100 lbs

[shamanic19]

ITS AS HEAVY AS THE MAX CAPACITY U CAN CARRY AT FALLOUT 3, u get it PUNK?

[mannoroth22]

ok thanks for the info. try to control that monthly period attitude. :)

[shamanic19]

haha, jk m8, but yes, it is as heavy as that, only when you've got the bullet magazines ( around 50 kgs )

[mannoroth22]

so a full magazine can only get as heavy as 50 kgs? or more

[shamanic19]

yes, a full magazine hold around 250 bullets...and the bullets are heavy!

[Mycatisbigfoot]

its a game! \ mod

[DliZARDMON]

looks like 200 lbs

[MrTruedragon]

Well heavy weapons guy isnt made of steel :s or titanium? who knows what its made of! ^^

[LaxNature]

You've never held a gun before, have you? Even an assault rifle weighs a significant amount of weight. Running around with that shit would be hard.

[mannoroth22]

@LaxNature well... no, never held a gun before, but i still think that 150kg for a gun is still too much. thats like 300+ lbs????

[asedtf]

It is too much. It's actually physically impossible to survive the recoil of such a thing. Though one would assume the weight would dampen it somewhat... Based on my educated guesswork, I say that IS too much for even a strongman to hold and operate properly. Good thing heavy eats good sandviches.

[mannoroth22]

@asedtf yah i agree. oh well..its just a game, its meant to be.... exaggerated?

[Corgblam]

@asedtf actually, gattling guns have almost zero recoil. the spin of the barrels absorbs it all during firing. also, the way it is held means much better recoil handling. if you can manage to lift a large calibur minigun, it can be fired easily by hand.

[Zerospongecake]

hey asedtf remember its a game

[CrazySkullll]

@Zerospongecake Crap! I lost just the game!!! Damn you!

[ZivilynTheWyrd]

@asedtf Unless the gun happens to pull forward because of a vacuum.

[asedtf]

@ZivilynTheWyrd Sadly, physics don't work that way. But with enough recoil compensation... And assuming the Heavy has enough upper body strength to LIFT Sasha... He SHOULD be able to keep her steady enough to fire, but let's just say in reality, after several seconds, his bones would break violently. Unless his tendons rip first.

[Cordman1221]

@asedtf

Clearly, Heavy Weapons Guy is actually made of steel.

[paladinx829]

@ZivilynTheWyrd you know i thought of that aswell the speed of the firing could in theory create a vacuum by the explosion and bullets ripping the air around the front but i also think that tendon damage and bone breakage could occur if he fires while moving too fast and also he would have to have great strength to lift sasha aswell and natascha the upgraded would be heavier aswell and more recoil because of its increased stopping power to slow your enemy so my theory is the vacuum aswell.

[ArcturusAcerbic]

@mannoroth22

yeah. ITS HEAVY!!!! This kind of weaponry isn't designed to be man-held. Usually its mounted on vehicle. That's why Heavy is so fucking tough guy.

[Mostlyharmless1985]

@mannoroth22 That's not unpossible, the M2 weighs 38 kilos dry without tripod. The 7.62 mini gun weighs 14kg and weighs 16 kg per 1000 rounds. Concevably, it could be man carried. It's not for 2 reasons. 14kg + 64 kilograms for a single minute of fire is still pretty freaking heavy, and you can't fire the thing from a prone position. A guy with a bullet hose is going to be a very quick target.

[almightybooda]

@mannoroth22 a minigun isn't supposed to be carried by a person. Thats why the heavy is so big and slow.

[gunnerbob101]

@mannoroth22

Yeah but i think that heavys weight is like 1 ton

[kawa1spaz]

@mannoroth22 One word good sir, 8 months on steroids should do the trick.

[Tim0Nation]

@mannoroth22 this is a fucking game and look at that russian bear!?!?

[Melodicalshock]

Okay, it says "Read Discription before whining." But can I whine before watching movie :S?

[bassforlife4]

ohhh the end is updated and better quality nice 5/5

[asedtf]

Dotdotdot...

[hojoe5]

SHIT HEAD HE SAID READ DECRIPTION

[soulripper030792]

wtf its the same

[TheGeneralList]

Oh yep this is soooo stolen.....

Just kidding theres hundereds of these vids abd theyre all the same just u edited it to make it look better it really doesnt matter

[noopdog47]

DURR....DIS IZ STONLENZ "drools"

[Tinman888100]

Pause at 1:15. See the sniper near the rocks?

[bolzard333]

LOL good eyes

[Rocketpojet]

OMG Who touched sasha??!

[haloguy229]

i did

[CrowbarOfJustice]

sasha is the name of his weapon he also has another weapon called nitasha

[sniper11235]

Natasha.

[MrRevoluzzer]

lol man i think it's sasha not natasha...

[sniper11235]

look at the comment that my comment replied to.

[MrRevoluzzer]

what ever :P Heavy Weapons Guy Is Russian and i dont know any word in russian lol i just didnt heard the "nat" before sasha... wow!

[sleepzvz]

The cake may be a lie, but the pie is truth!

[ravia123]

He looks like Vin diesel!

[PivotMD3]

sasha?

[tfrutube]

lie the cake is a lie

[AnnhilationNation]

.... I have yet to meet one who can outsmart boolet.

[getfreegamesfast]

(krrrr)

WEEEEEHHH!!!

WEEEEEEHHH!!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

CRY SOME MORE!!!!

.....

cry some more

[dinpappasagg]

Great editing! i've watched the old one 1000 times and i totally see the difference,

Nice done

[PikminInvader]

i read discription and this is the same

[rodeschild]

To be honest I prefer this version to Valve's :P

[Hybrid0clan]

This shit is the same as the other the only thing different is the name I ALREADY READ THE DESCRIPTION

[LaxNature]

You sir, need to pay attention to the ending.

[st0rmforce]

why are people unable to read descriptions?

he clearly said all he did was make the intro and outro fit with the later videos.

good job too

[asedtf]

I completely forgot NOBODY reads the description. Adding annotation.

[asedtf]

WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST BLOODY READ?! I am NOT having this discussion again! Read the other comments! Or better yet, how about asking Valve yourself?

[Slappy1015]

heavy is a big man but a little kid inside how he reacts to some one touching his gun like a little 5 year old kid

[jadencore]

Or a man in love. <3

[kingdud99]

lol the heavy is bi polar

[boywithcamera7]

indeed

[playtogame]

I see the sandman but thats all i found

[vilemonkey3]

who touched my gun ?!?!?!!?!?!!?! epik XD

[Transformers4444]

Meh. Other than the outro, I saw no diferance.

[wedewdw]

how the crap is this stolen i see the differences perfectly

[asedtf]

Thank you!

[iMGamer]

I am heavy weapons spy.

And this, is my video.

[Jaybeat2k6]

Well done man. You did what valve should have done from the start.

For all the idiots out there that are yelling "STOLEN!", please read the description more carefully, and understand what asedtf has done.

He has copied and pasted the INTRO and OUTRO from the french version, and put them at the start and end of this video, thus, completing the video.

Asedtf, ignore the dicks, bud.

You did good.

[asedtf]

Correction: I photoshopped the intro from the French version. It was in French after all...

[shadowsteel5]

What did you even change?

[asedtf]

EVERYTHING. Look around on Youtube. Eventually you'll come across the OLD Meet The Heavy. If it still exists...

The best example I can think of is "MEET THE HEAVY" IN EVERY LANGUAGE AT ONCE which contains the old English version. You'll see the difference. It's the one in the background.

Or if you were asking what I changed with the French version, it was mostly the writing. Compare the French version with the English one on TF2's website.

[Dirioctovarius]

i think the one you can find on steam is the old one....they never changed it.

i still have it in my steam media library

[renegadeh]

zomg tis is totally stolen! zomgzomg

no but seriously.. i do notice that the engy in the outtra wears his normal suit instead of that wierd white? or was it blue overall

[asedtf]

The first outtro for the original Meet the Heavy was made back when the Beta models were still used. The scout had a nailgun and the demoman had a throwable TNT weapon. Etc. So it's different.

[asedtf]

Look people. How many times must I say it? IT IS THE SAME VIDEO! But the intro and outro? Well I photoshopped the intro and used the outtro from the French version.

BEFORE Valve made an English version with the new intros and outros!

That's right, Meet the Heavy was made first, wtih the old beta outro and a very different intro. All others Meet the Team were done with the NEW intros and outros. INCLUDING the translations of Meet the Heavy! THAT MADE ME UPSET! So I hopped on photoshop!

[shadowsteel5]

i know the intro and outtro, but i cant notice anything different about them.

[yellowsnake95]

The bloody same video whith the same bloody heavy and so it is oh... well this one is lower quality than the others therse you're difference so everyone that say it's a big difference a big FUCK YOU from me! and you're welcome...

[asedtf]

Oh for fucks sake people! STOP BEING SO STUPID!

[Dangoxs]

it's the fucking same

[Mranttii]

NO ITS FUCKING NOT!

[Dangoxs]

enlighten me

[basdej]

lol u can lie very bad, its exactly the same

[SteelWheelTony]

huh, rly sweet job m8, rly looked like all the other in/outro :>

[XxUlvenxX]

You're quite good to lie buddy!

[iseedotapeople]

the deadringer pretty much outsmarts the bullet haha

[asedtf]

Not when he uncloaks.

[XxUlvenxX]

How stupid could you get?? -.-

This is the same as Valves! There is no diffrents -.- Damn you're stupid...