Hello Justin Bieber. I want to play a game. Throughout the years you have soiled the meaning of good music. There will be consequences. The device attached to your abdomen will trigger in 75 seconds, sending a metal bar up your ass. Your chances at surviving is the key located in your ashophagus, inside your lungs, the very lungs that have soiled the ears of the innocent. How much blood will you sacrifice to continue your life? The choice is yours. Let the game begin.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!! YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BYE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUAL
You should have kept like 30 seconds more of this clip, when cartman sings "i don't give a crap bout dolphins so go and hug a tree" :D Otherwise nice vid!
I DON'T A FUCK 'BOUT WHALES SO GO AND HUG A TREE! xD
Abdcfanatic843 23 hours ago
Cartman ftw
monkeyman2355 1 day ago
what the fuck he is much better than lady gaga
lunaatje99 4 days ago
Adorooo
lewyunzi 1 week ago
WTF XD
PinkieKyleDiblover97 1 week ago
pause at 0:12 and i noticed that theres no lyrics for the singer 0_0
coolman5236 1 week ago
@coolman5236 Everyone knows the lyrics.
xmat123x 4 days ago
1.00 -1.10 !!!:D:D
91curlygirl 1 week ago
"Guys" !
"Guys" !
Look, I really think it's time for us to do something, this is getting way all outta hand.
"What do ya mean? this song is sweet.
This made me laughed! LOLs.
BlackRoseDragon14 1 week ago
Cartman rules! :)
Shumigint84 1 week ago
This is why when i babysit i dont let the kids watch this show XDDD
aliceXmewXmews 1 week ago
@aliceXmewXmews this is why the kids hate you XDDD
lorne852 1 week ago
better than lady gaga :D
Metin2ProHelp 2 weeks ago
Cartman is better than gaga and i like gaga. RESPECT MY AUTHORITI!
MissCreeper97 2 weeks ago
poke her face
Tenraiden 2 weeks ago
EricCartmanVevo
69R3Di69 2 weeks ago
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69R3Di69 2 weeks ago
The awkward moment when you realize Cartman can sing 100 times better than you..
EmmikkaXaynne 3 weeks ago
its funny the guy with the most likes on his comments has 69 likes ha its still a sex thing lol
LightingVsMan 3 weeks ago
i want to hear them sing the whole thinh yyy stan y did u stop it
MrJuicyjuice90 3 weeks ago
She's got alot of butter?
RrriiiCkkk 1 month ago
go kenny!!!!!!
kklol475 1 month ago
LOL LMFAO this is good
kidpizza98 1 month ago
Finally found the real video...
kahvipaputyyppi 1 month ago
PAH PAH PAH POKERFACE
0oKimbabo0 1 month ago
Ma ma ma ma
205dbailey 1 month ago
Uhh, Cartman's singing is just superb
Bech285 1 month ago
No you can't beat my leather shoes
aniol8er13 1 month ago
Um why is this not the hole video
muddy1buddy 1 month ago
OMG KENNY GOT A PERFECT SCORE!
DoomedByCupcake 1 month ago
what episode is this from
mike29645 1 month ago
@mike29645 it's 'whale whores'
lzoli18B 1 month ago
<3
N3RDBUDDI3S 1 month ago
Lmaooooo
Yungbabii15 1 month ago
dude fat ass master can sing....
no6way7yahweh1 1 month ago
CARTMAN KIIIIIIILED THE DAMN THANG!
HelplessShi 1 month ago
Cartman sucks ._.
mawsita 1 month ago
hell yeah he owned every bodyb that singied hes beast
LGuzman321 1 month ago
LOL XD
helptheKOWS 1 month ago
Anyone else notice Kyle with the KISS star on his face at the very end of the video?
derpurballz 1 month ago 26
@derpurballz omg i did!!!!
WEREWOLFLOVER121 1 month ago
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XNightmarexWolf 1 month ago
What did you record this with? An acorn?
MultiMat56 2 months ago
Awesome cartman rulz xD
ivocarknaus 2 months ago 3
I heard lady gaga made an awful parody of this song
MegaTottenham99 2 months ago 3
What do you mean? This song is sweet.
FunnyNamed 2 months ago
most girls in my school dance in their rooms to the oringinal song but oh no no no i jam out to cartman's version
raikuakatsukimember 2 months ago
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Hello Justin Bieber. I want to play a game. Throughout the years you have soiled the meaning of good music. There will be consequences. The device attached to your abdomen will trigger in 75 seconds, sending a metal bar up your ass. Your chances at surviving is the key located in your ashophagus, inside your lungs, the very lungs that have soiled the ears of the innocent. How much blood will you sacrifice to continue your life? The choice is yours. Let the game begin.
WildPorkChop5 2 months ago
240p we meet agian..
Kallesanus 2 months ago 3
iam going on facebook wait cartmen just song porker face
tailsandcookie200 2 months ago
I LOOK SOO SEXY ON MY GUITAR!!
xXOfficialKyle 2 months ago
Jjajajaj...ese cartman...es la onda XD
Malvaverde 2 months ago
@Malvaverde GTFO BITCH
xXOfficialKyle 2 months ago
How can anybody cartman makes fun of,have a comeback to this shit?
iamgingermax 2 months ago
i hear lady gaga made a spoof of this.
colonialmarineavp 2 months ago 2
haha fuck lady gaga cartman is so much better love cartman
hackedbymee 2 months ago
He's obviously better than Lady Gaga.
saszaVII 2 months ago
uh ....... did cartman just own lady gaga, i think he did
1DAREDEVILFAN 2 months ago 104
what episode is this?
Hdz300 2 months ago
@Hdz300 Fail. (Should you not get it: The answer's been posted just underneath your own post...)
SteinbrecherBack 2 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!! YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BYE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUAL
skullnight25 2 months ago
cartman powns all every time makes a great show :D
DamFineSoldier 3 months ago
which episodes it comes from?
jasin8711 3 months ago
@jasin8711 wale whores
heroboy1231 2 months ago
episode ?
McDercas 3 months ago
I have a Poker Face after listening this
MysteryKazakh 3 months ago
hazaw
monkeytoy123 3 months ago
What do you mean this song is sweet
poolobongo 3 months ago
"russian roulette is not the same whitout a gun"
Those are the actual lyrics in the song?
That´s just stupid!
Samindabox 3 months ago
@Samindabox Hows that stupid???
MrGozzy 3 months ago
@Samindabox haha how is that stupid? XD
if you play guitar hero, you dont ever get random other lyrics...
WidFilms 3 months ago
@WidFilms
..wha
Samindabox 3 months ago
@Samindabox lady gaga never made any sense
thomas40110 3 months ago
Love it
countryboy3842 3 months ago
5 people don't have a good pokerface
lonelyislandfan10 3 months ago
Cartman is scary good!
gearsofhaloauto 3 months ago
Whattt? Where is the "I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree" part? THE BEST LINE of the entire song!
free2saywhatever 4 months ago
poke her face
alexandreleverrier 4 months ago
look at kenny rock those drums red yellow red yellow red yellow red yellow red yellow
honey74428 4 months ago 3
WHY AM I HEAD BANGING
sgjv99 4 months ago 2
PHA PHA PHA POKAAFACE
FunnyVideos8D 4 months ago
Cute!!
dawncolon2010 4 months ago
The sad thing is, Cartman didn't even say "No homo" and this is still WAY less gay than the original.
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago
whos playing the bass if kenny is playing drums cartman is singing
& kyle is guitar did ne one notice?
MrWat2341 4 months ago
F*ck you whale!
dimsavva 4 months ago
look at kenny playing the drums
red yellow
red yellow
red yellow
GhostfistProductions 4 months ago
PAPOPA POKER HER FACE LOL
TheClawMachine123 4 months ago
It''s kinda weird that Cartman sings better then Lady Gaga my point is: Lady Gaga SUCKS and CARTMAN RULES
finnyboy994 4 months ago 3
I Hate Lady gaga version of this song.. this version is better than the original xD
loquendero6231 4 months ago 41
@loquendero6231
yes sir, you are absolutely right. ^^
TheGabbo001 1 month ago
ha!take tht justin bieder
pimientavictoria 4 months ago
lmao and died....
pimientavictoria 4 months ago
4 instruments 3 people.
HAX
kingkitty20 5 months ago
What episode is the video from
Anime3217 5 months ago
222 likes.
2 dislikes.
I don't get it.
HandmadeWeaponry 5 months ago
.....O_O I actually,LOVE his isnging.... ()_O
ButterflyofHimawari 5 months ago
wow he is actually pretty good
gearsofhaloauto 5 months ago in playlist music
russianroulette is beteer with a gun so let me show what i got oooh oooh oooh ooohhh ooh i get them high just like say bye
MoldyTripod59 5 months ago
Better than Lady Gaga
RanQaii 5 months ago
Trey Parker is a God xD Lady GaGa cover of his song sucks xD
TheRufykun 5 months ago
has ANYONE noticed that on the screen there are three people playing and one person singing, but it's only just Cartmen, Kyle, and Kenny?!
enight223 5 months ago
@enight223 yea freaked out wen i saw that
jordenvega313 5 months ago
911 wats ur emengency i need help there is a dislike button we will kill all the dislikers
jakelovesvideogames 5 months ago
Such a nice voice, Cartman! YES!:D
Requieming 5 months ago
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BETTER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER
minecraftman08 5 months ago
@Nintendo77612 so did I wierd subliminal
daniel30000i 5 months ago
Did anyone else see that star on Kyle at the end?
StuffedAnimalGirls 5 months ago 3
@StuffedAnimalGirls I did!
Nintendo77612 5 months ago
thumbs up if you seen the actual tv show of this!!!
BballPlayeR54321 5 months ago
lol omg GO CARTMANN
lviti10 5 months ago
This is all wrong... KENNY DIDNT DIE!!!!
CASSOgreek 5 months ago
@funnydude724 he also pwned lady gaga
sybersword95 5 months ago
cartman is wayy better at singging then lady gaga
IHateAnnoyingPeople9 6 months ago 64
Wow, cartman pwned Justin Bieber.
funnydude724 6 months ago 132
@funnydude724 Obviously cas justin beiber sucks
Nintendo77612 5 months ago
@funnydude724 tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootally trueeeee
jakelovesvideogames 5 months ago
@funnydude724 :)
jakelovesvideogames 5 months ago
@funnydude724 He raped him.... in the butt..... with his mic... *butters* I said what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt XD
ZKWMSnowball 4 months ago
@funnydude724 My fart can easily do that.
DanielVonPalota 4 months ago
@funnydude724 everyone pwnes justin bieber
cutejessieboo321 2 months ago
@funnydude724 Who doesn't?
NotThatAwesomeIlan 2 months ago
@funnydude724 Hello Justin Bieber i want to play a game...wait what no fuck this *grabs shot gun*
WildPorkChop5 2 months ago 2
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ERL777x 6 months ago
did anyone notice at the end of vid a star on kyle
MrSergioramos14 6 months ago
Cartman is boss.
ChocolateChip347 6 months ago
Go Cartman GAGA
Ash14187 6 months ago
Finger band new song :D
MsDopeBoy1 6 months ago
Were's I Dont Give A Crap About Whales so Go and Hug A tree D=
GRRCosplays 6 months ago
He sings this better then lady gaga xD
NFSARUnholy 6 months ago
hahaha this is Funny Pleas Sub Backk(:
xXaddidapXx 7 months ago
Love it. But you just know some dumbass corporate dickhead is going to flag it.
ColorlessAngelz 7 months ago
cartman sings better then lady ga ga
hardenpatrick36 7 months ago
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where stan?
idratherstayawake 7 months ago
@idratherstayawake he comes in at end but during song hes out worrying about whales aka: THE REASON FOR THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE
bostonterrierlover1 6 months ago
where stan?
idratherstayawake 7 months ago
I like this more... than even the original lady gaga's song hahaha
anahv28 7 months ago
That's not the full song
dodorichard 7 months ago
Lol
scguerra1014 7 months ago
much better then Lady Gaga!!
SahmaaMahmood 7 months ago
screw you guys,im going home
SAMMY333222111 8 months ago
He tok hiz jerbbbbbbbbbb
inugirlie 8 months ago
haha
michbotu 8 months ago
LMAO! That's great!
jewell2j 8 months ago
I wish I had cartmans version as a ring tone
Casshern1100 9 months ago
the episode is whale whores. POSITIVE
41mavsrule 9 months ago
He took his jerb
xboxfan0101010 9 months ago
CARTMAN TOOK LADY GAGA'S JERB!
StripMyWorldAway 9 months ago
@StripMyWorldAway DAY TERK ER JEEEERRRRB!!!!!
simpsonman956 7 months ago
Its from the episode guitar queer-o I believe
MrTaco9000 9 months ago
Why am I horny when I hear this? lol >_<
OswaldsNightingale 10 months ago
I wish there was a love button for this video! And which episode is this from?
JoMudda69 11 months ago 26
@JoMudda69 whale whores
TheFalconWatch 11 months ago 8
@TheFalconWatch And what season? :)
irisx97 4 months ago
@irisx97 Season 13
EssexAggiegrad2011 3 months ago
@JoMudda69 Episode "Whale Whores"
inugirlie 8 months ago
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JoMudda69 11 months ago
PAPAPAPAPAPA poker face !!!!!!
Sandy9r77 1 year ago
this is funny
hyttpi 1 year ago
@bengalen99 i know but i downloaded this as it is so..... yep but thanks 4 the comment
TheFalconWatch 1 year ago
You should have kept like 30 seconds more of this clip, when cartman sings "i don't give a crap bout dolphins so go and hug a tree" :D Otherwise nice vid!
bengalen99 1 year ago