My sex-drive, which I recently discovered I even have, is a bit weird. Homo-ships don't do it for me. Sorry. Nor the CMC. In fact, most of the fan images weren't that appealing to me. (Except the one at 2:41) It's actually the clips that get me and strangely some humanized art as long as it doesn't get too risque. Yeah that's right, porn is actually a turn off for me. But Rarity's pose before "Becoming popular" or Fluttershy in a cute sundress?
My opinion: If u watch the the series you start thinking the ponys are people. and this is the grey area where it blends for bronys, furries on the other hand is something a lot different. just my opinion, I look, but dont clop......at least not yet lol. MAY THERE BE 500+ EPISODES OF MLP!!!
@ThePopKhorne Bahaha! Theres a big differance between "Bronies" And "Furries" You my friend... Have missed the point completely... Did he not say in this video "Don't want no anthro ponies, That shit leaves my dick dead"?
Pardon me gentlemans, it has been a delightful evening but matters of the utmost relevance have arisen, as of this moment i should urgently leave as my passionate desires for a certain frolicking pink pony dear to my heart have surfaced, and erupted in such a frenzy that no manner other than pure lust in the form of onanism will suffice to contain them.
Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that's a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But Bronies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play world. I'm on Celestia's side even if there isn't any Celestia to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Equestrian as I can even if there isn't any Equestria.
@LiberalTom No. I'm completely and utterly serious about all of this. I love masturbating furiously to the images of cartoon ponies that adorn my walls, bed and computer screen. I get off on their comical misadventures as they learn about friendship and the magic it entails. :I
It takes guts to be a Brony in public. It takes more guts to display a video about ponies. You've got the biggest guts to make a video that's hilarious yet so wrong about ponies (lol). 20/10 stars
@MBCplayerzoob You bet your ass I'm a sexually repressed American Male between the ages of 16-24 who has father issues because he won't accept the fact that I AM A WOLF. >:I
You sound so wasted at the beginning when you start talking.
But holy crap, that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. The lyrics alone had me laughing, but then the pictures that you put in the video to match them... Oh man...
2:35 Now THAT is a good reason to clop
shinoaburame54321 1 day ago
>watches video that I think is celebrating jerking off to cartoon horses
>dislikes
>realizes that it was just a joke
>likes, and feels like a clownboat
ASDFUIL 2 days ago
bro... you're making it really hard to love and tolerate you.
ASDFUIL 2 days ago
@ASDFUIL look at the description lololol
MythikInk 2 days ago
Was this song ever finished with everyones verses added? I am overlooking it if it has.
FirestoneX 1 week ago
"And then I feel something on my butt, oh shit is that Big Mac?"
"Eeyup"
That had me rolling.
SonOfTheNorthe 1 week ago
You guys are a bunch of sick as mutherfucking perverted assholes..........I dig it........
DangerSmoog 1 week ago
Managed to get through this without getting a single boner.........something must be wrong with me..........
DangerSmoog 2 weeks ago
My sex-drive, which I recently discovered I even have, is a bit weird. Homo-ships don't do it for me. Sorry. Nor the CMC. In fact, most of the fan images weren't that appealing to me. (Except the one at 2:41) It's actually the clips that get me and strangely some humanized art as long as it doesn't get too risque. Yeah that's right, porn is actually a turn off for me. But Rarity's pose before "Becoming popular" or Fluttershy in a cute sundress?
Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.
ThePa1riot 2 weeks ago
- This is the most funniest shit I have ever seen.
- The Iron Giant made this a thousand more times cooler.
- And it describes me perfectly.
SunnyTeapot 2 weeks ago
@SunnyTeapot fag.
imLIBERZz 2 weeks ago
Dear lawd... what have you done to me?
...so, when is this gonna be finished?
OneBiasedOpinion 3 weeks ago
I love how it gradually gets more disturbing, up to clopping to spike.
AngusTheZombie 1 month ago
1:00 reported for pedofoalia
funkgerat 1 month ago
@funkgerat I see what you did thar...
TheLFanboy 2 weeks ago
lol. 1 month later the commenter comes back to find that his comment is one of the top ones.
... but only with 5 thumbs up
davisbr96 1 month ago
@Annihal101 ikr but my constant expression is more like hogarths XD
diamondbackprophecy 1 month ago
mute.
maxter480 1 month ago
DAT IRON GIANT PIC.
I want it. I want it bad. That's my expression like, all the time, and I outta get that same mug too.
Annihal101 1 month ago
My opinion: If u watch the the series you start thinking the ponys are people. and this is the grey area where it blends for bronys, furries on the other hand is something a lot different. just my opinion, I look, but dont clop......at least not yet lol. MAY THERE BE 500+ EPISODES OF MLP!!!
motorguy101 1 month ago
I suppose it's just a preference lol. I mean considering some of the fetishes out there this is a bit close to "normal."
Arbiter567 1 month ago
Probably shouldn't have sang along so loudly in the living room...
shadowgvl 1 month ago
At the people taking this seriously. I laugh at you. Read the description?
TheEclipsed1234 2 months ago
You Bronies got issues, they are damn ponies.
cambone729 2 months ago
@cambone729 What are you talking about? Why you here just to hate, man? I wouldn't just hate on whatever you're into, bro.
riku54321 2 months ago
@riku54321 gtfo you hate em too
cambone729 2 months ago
@cambone729 There are bronies who do that, but the majority of us don't. And if it wasn't apparent to you, he was obviously joking...
marko708 1 month ago
@cambone729 Why yes... delicious ponies
davisbr96 3 weeks ago
JESUS
CHRIST
HOW
HORRIFYING
D:
beepboopbeep3499 2 months ago
Masturbating to pony characters from a show intended for 7 year old girls?
I'm okay with dis.
Oh btw... just let it happen
davisbr96 2 months ago 17
@davisbr96 It's ok....as long as your masturbating to the ponies, and not the 7 year old girls that might watch it...
TheIlliterateDork 2 days ago
@TheIlliterateDork Okay?
davisbr96 2 days ago
@TheIlliterateDork Okay?
davisbr96 2 days ago
Has the megamix been released yet? I can't find it!
P0INTL355NUMB3R5 2 months ago
2 words.... "DAT ASS"
davisbr96 2 months ago
@davisbr96 *DAT FLANK*
bllb6 2 months ago
Ponies and "Iron Giant". Was that intentional? O__O
I am no part of this!~
Bombedrumbum 2 months ago
@Bombedrumbum Lauren worked on Iron giant so....i don't know
temporary1121 2 months ago
Vocals are smex, but I but admit I mostly CAME for the pics.
Murillable 2 months ago 4
This is all terribly wrong.
...and i liek it
Murillable 2 months ago
oh my
Anonymoususerstar 3 months ago
** **.
Anonymoususerstar 3 months ago
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MaceTheBarrowsLord 3 months ago
0:38 lol contriboot'd to that.
regret every minute of it.
Registole 3 months ago in playlist I Dont want to live on this planet anymore
2:36
mmmMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN.....CAN'T RESIST!!!!
dekoldrick 3 months ago
@ThePopKhorne I've seen it plenty of times before... I think I'm good on viewing it again.
imanoobx4 3 months ago
@ThePopKhorne Bahaha! Theres a big differance between "Bronies" And "Furries" You my friend... Have missed the point completely... Did he not say in this video "Don't want no anthro ponies, That shit leaves my dick dead"?
imanoobx4 3 months ago in playlist This is why I clop
@ThePopKhorne
The point ------>
Your head O_O
PottymouthGamer 3 months ago
*in a kind of disturbing voice* "Just let it happen..."
Lesolan 3 months ago
lmfao this is funny and disturbing
PimpMatt0 3 months ago
480p looks a TON better,,.,
TheCertifiedHeadshot 4 months ago in playlist TheCertifiedHeadshot's favorites
Not sure if I should Fav or leave it as it is.
XuanlongThePony 4 months ago
This is... freakin' hilarious!
Hyreia 4 months ago
Haha, made my day. <3
DaemonTFO 4 months ago
Nothing so sinful should be so catchy.
Writtenjustice 4 months ago 4
Iron Giant FTW.
JonPanganiban 4 months ago
Pardon me gentlemans, it has been a delightful evening but matters of the utmost relevance have arisen, as of this moment i should urgently leave as my passionate desires for a certain frolicking pink pony dear to my heart have surfaced, and erupted in such a frenzy that no manner other than pure lust in the form of onanism will suffice to contain them.
Sincerely
Pretty much anypony
Khafleim 4 months ago
C S Lewis. Taken partly out of context and edited to my needs. X3 Can't wait for the whole song. =D
Quazy0 4 months ago
Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that's a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But Bronies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play world. I'm on Celestia's side even if there isn't any Celestia to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Equestrian as I can even if there isn't any Equestria.
Quazy0 4 months ago
*stare*
Not sure if ok with th... fine... not sure if 100% ok with this =.=
Nice rapping though :)
andreasfr1 4 months ago
JUST LET IT FUCKING HAPPEN
tails228 4 months ago
0:42 I need the link to this.
danecookbklounge 4 months ago
@danecookbklounge Nope.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero Aww, sad face.
danecookbklounge 4 months ago
@danecookbklounge It was on EQD a few days ago :P
computefreaks 4 months ago in playlist Videos from MicTheMicrophoneZero
@computefreaks Oh, really? Thanks man. *Brohoof*
danecookbklounge 4 months ago
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@danecookbklounge *Brohoof* ;)
computefreaks 4 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero Pretty please?
danecookbklounge 4 months ago
@danecookbklounge Newp. Not gonna happen. Google is your friend.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago 8
@MicTheMicrophoneZero I tried! I can't find it, oh well.
danecookbklounge 4 months ago
@danecookbklounge try 4chan, or ponychan, or ponybooru, the only reason he wont give u a link is cuz apparently ur not allowed to talk about it >.>
Jomaca36 4 weeks ago
This is horrible in every way and i hope to god you're joking
LiberalTom 4 months ago
@LiberalTom No. I'm completely and utterly serious about all of this. I love masturbating furiously to the images of cartoon ponies that adorn my walls, bed and computer screen. I get off on their comical misadventures as they learn about friendship and the magic it entails. :I
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago 65
@MicTheMicrophoneZero Oh okay, cool
LiberalTom 4 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero Cool story bro, come on over to our place, bring beer, clop til you drop.
Marlamin2 4 months ago
Anyone got a link for the picture at 1:14 I would love it as a wallpaper.
Davifflaelan2 4 months ago
Well that's amazing
Lanceweilder 4 months ago
i am ashamed
HunterLunter 4 months ago
@HunterLunter As am I. Don't feel bad.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago
why
DaionusThe23rd 4 months ago
2:34 is basically my face to pony gore.
h3adcrabbio 5 months ago
:/ Why is this
h3adcrabbio 5 months ago
So this is the two verses?
Also, it must've been a wild ride looking for pictures to use.
Zoronii 5 months ago 2
@Zoronii IT was. Google is my friend. I also know quite a few of the artists, so that helped a bit.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
lol this shits hilarious dude, i started poopin, check mine out on ma channel
love the lyrics hahahahah lets do a collab!
charredprimate 5 months ago
Haha awesome my picture was featured in here :D
Great rhymes too :O
blacksesamecandies 5 months ago
@blacksesamecandies Which picture was yours? o.o
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero
Pinkie Pie one with the cocaine in the very beginning =p
blacksesamecandies 4 months ago
@blacksesamecandies OH SHIT SON. HI. HOW ARE YOU GOOD SIR? I saw that shit and had to save it. WILL YOU SIGN MY HORN, SIR?
MicTheMicrophoneZero 4 months ago
i've known about you for three days, and i love your work.
ketunmathen 5 months ago
Hell, whatever floats your boat. (And i know the video is meant as a joke.)
LoliEbeneezer 5 months ago
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MrHunCut 5 months ago
@MrHunCut Can't tell if serious or not....
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero Of course! Why would ANYONE fap to ponies? That is disgusting.
MrHunCut 5 months ago
@MrHunCut Video is joke. .-. You are aware? Also, to people who fap to ponies, they are nice guys.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero I think you're just defending those "nice guys" because you fap to them too.
MrHunCut 5 months ago
@MicTheMicrophoneZero I think you're just defending those "nice guys" because you fap to them too.
MrHunCut 5 months ago
@MrHunCut But of course. :3 Delicious animated flank gives me a raging boner.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago 30
@MrHunCut You're supposed to love and tolerate. Especially to other bronies.
PuffOReilly 5 months ago
@PuffOReilly Excuse me.
MrHunCut 5 months ago
@MrHunCut You've been TROLL YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
MysteriousSpoon1 5 months ago
Bahahaha
pogosama 5 months ago
I'll see you in Pony Hell. I don't need to sing about why I'm going there.
CherryCheerilee 5 months ago
thank god this is just a fucking joke. also you are very well going to pony fucking hell XD
camerakiller1 5 months ago
Am i the only one that wants a DL link for the pictures?
CarmineBurner 5 months ago in playlist random shit
It takes guts to be a Brony in public. It takes more guts to display a video about ponies. You've got the biggest guts to make a video that's hilarious yet so wrong about ponies (lol). 20/10 stars
IntoTheCaramelFrappe 5 months ago
Read my Concerns about Lyrics in the message I sent you Mic the mic.
DaisyAzuras 5 months ago
HA! now I picture you as looking like Hogarth from Iron Giant singing this song. That image make me laugh hard.
DaisyAzuras 5 months ago
I love the Iron Giant screen shot.
DaisyAzuras 5 months ago
@DaisyAzuras I love that it was randomly selected as the preview.
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago 8
That was even better than the other demo. I really like your lines. You really seem to go for it.
DaisyAzuras 5 months ago
@DaisyAzuras Always! Gotta fill that beat and make it fly, ja?
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
That was even better than the other demo. I really like your lines. You really seem to go for it.
DaisyAzuras 5 months ago
YES age restriction!
Fordarz 5 months ago
sexual dysfunction is funny. don't go changing, freak. AMERICA!
MBCplayerzoob 5 months ago
@MBCplayerzoob You bet your ass I'm a sexually repressed American Male between the ages of 16-24 who has father issues because he won't accept the fact that I AM A WOLF. >:I
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
Of all the rap music regarding sex or sexual matters, this is the best.
messedupvid99 5 months ago
You are just bucking awesome.
ChickenElite 5 months ago
Why. I want to kill you.
ditoway 5 months ago
@ditoway Go ahead. Just remember: It's meant as a joke. :3
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
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THERE IS NO GOD
TH89 5 months ago
I'm uncomfortable with how good this is.
Viraus2 5 months ago
@Viraus2 As well you should be. :3c
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
TODO list: get better mic than Rock Band, do all of my homework, lock self in closet for soundproofing, rap.
FourThirdsFaster 5 months ago
@FourThirdsFaster Seconded
DJnickbeta 5 months ago
"This last part, off limits, can't touch it. I can touch it, i can touch it inappropriately"
absolute gold Mic cant wait for the whole thing
Pacmanroxors 5 months ago
Bing Approves. [signed Bing!]
neo47jp 5 months ago in playlist neo47jp's Favorited Videos
Hell, Here we come! WooHoo!.... i wonder if hell has roller coasters?
Heartsvenom 5 months ago
Haven't clopped to ponies and don't plan to, but nice little song ya got there.
Twilightsprk 5 months ago
My rough entry is being converted to youtube-acceptable format as we speak
Fordarz 5 months ago
So these two verses are the ones we're allowed to parody, correct?
Glulail 5 months ago
Cannot wait to record for this. xD
jetblack4ever 5 months ago
*looks down*
>whyboner.jpg
CarmineBurner 5 months ago
This is going to be fucking epic. Even reading it earlier was nothing compared to this.
I gotta get my Pinkamena shit down, and then I'll be set to go!
TheSweetestBelle 5 months ago
@TheSweetestBelle DO IT BRO
CHECK IT AND MAKE IT FLY
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH, I laughed so hard at this, I am so glad that I found you from LULZ, you are very talented and also very funny. Keep up the good work!
TwilightFireOpal 5 months ago
@TwilightFireOpal I try. :D Glad you liked it! :D
MicTheMicrophoneZero 5 months ago
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I clopped to this.
Unahim 5 months ago
I clopped to this.
Unahim 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I clopped.
Unahim 5 months ago
I clopped.
Unahim 5 months ago
Frustrating when your snowball dies the day you're going to do the demo :/
MysteriousSpoon1 5 months ago
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Frustrating when your snowball dies the day you're going to do the demo :/
MysteriousSpoon1 5 months ago
Frustrating when your snowball dies the day you're going to do the demo :/
MysteriousSpoon1 5 months ago
And so it begins >:D
iBringDaLULZ 5 months ago
This is why I clop.
DeathNote812 5 months ago
You sound so wasted at the beginning when you start talking.
But holy crap, that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. The lyrics alone had me laughing, but then the pictures that you put in the video to match them... Oh man...
MrRainbowYoshi 5 months ago