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  • atari 7800 was doomed from the start due to its use of a "pointer" grafx system to display visuals instead of the more common "tiled" system used by the nes, genesis, snes etc. basically it meant the atari 7800 could not easily scroll its backgrounds like the other systems could, but youll be hard pressed to catch the 7800 with flicker, slowdown, or sprite rips (nes & snes were notorious for it). truthfully, take it from an expert, ninja golf is the only good game on the 7800. otherwise, the sy

  • the game "Impossible Mission" was Impossible to beat due to a glitch in the game.....talk about screwing that up!

  • That guy is probably an old geezer now!

  • The announcer pronounced the word "Karateka" correctly. I am stunned.

  • Love the 7800.  Not as popular as the Sega Master System or Nintendo but still a fun console

  • When will it be released?

  • Holy cow , look at those graphics !!!

  • LOL, I think the NES had all these, except for the sports games (which there were many to choose from on the NES). Not dogging the 7800, but this seems like a really bad commercial.

  • THIS WAS A FUN SYSTEM

  • it's Mission: Impossible not Impossible Mission :/

  • @thevideogamenerd100 No, you're thinking of the movie. There really WAS a game called "Impossible Mission." I used to play it as a kid on the Commodore 64. The game had absolutely nothing to do with the movie.

  • @yucky2322 it was available for a lot of systems

  • Yes, there was a US National Video Game team that competed against players from Canada, Japan, England, and Germany. The team was originally started as part of Twin Galaxies International Scoreboard during the Arcade era (1982-ish). It was later operated by Steve Harris and Electronic Gaming Monthly where team members did commercials, videos, books, and worked at conventions for video game publishers to promote their games. Several team members went into game development.

  • Did we even have a professional video game team?

  • 0:07 that guy is so hardcore, he can play without looking at the screen.

  • OMG what a dork. This is embarrassing. "I like playing shit games on my crippled Atari 7800 and looking like a total gaylord." They look like Apple II games or Commodore 64 games.

    

  • @SpreadingTruths What you said is correct since both those were also out in 1987.

  • I LIKE CUZ THE GAMES COST 120 BUCKS

    F*CK INFLATION!!!!

  • @Seiga Under 20 bucks, just kidding

  • The video game industry could sell their games for $20 and still make a decent profit. 70 bucks for a new game is robbery.

  • Most games cost under $20? Yeah, that was for a reson.  7800 blows.

  • @WebVMan, No it didn't. The CONTROLLERS sucked, not the console itself.

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  • impossibru!!!

  • Impossible mission? lol

  • Most games were under $20,,, only if it was like that now.

  • @AtariMaxx you can get kaido racer and other jap games new for ps2 for 20$.... but thats too old school for the mainstream, even though theirs nothing wrong with it.

  • @AtariMaxx Maybe you should visit Australia...

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  • This guy made love to a man so YOU wouldn't have to!!

  • This was my first eever game console back in the late 80's .............. loved it

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  • karatica? wtf?

  • @NineTailsDemonFox Karateka,That game had horrible unresponsive controls!!My 7800 still works 24 years later,unlike other systems,I think I went through like 5 or 6 Playstations!!

  • @MrIronSabbath wow who gives a fuck about your shitty playstations? I was just saying I never heard of the game Karatica. Jesus kid - give people a break and calm the fuck down.

  • Uhhhh....Not a good idea to promote Mario Bros. on the 7800 when the Nintendo Entertainment System is out as your competitor...and promoting SUPER Mario Bros.

  • SERIOUS

    VIDEO GAME

    EXPERT

  • So is being autistic a requirement for joining the Olympic Video Game team?

  • It was realised too late, I guees, and what about the games?  NES had better games.

  • Believe it or not, this was a REAL TEAM! In fact, they used to compete on old arcade systems, particularly Pac-Man. This guy in the commercial now works for Jakks-Pacific.  It's one of those companies that makes the retro-atari game thingies.

  • I had one of these. Mainly to play 2600 games. I had very few actual 7800 games (I had nintendo and genesis at the time, it was not a high priority). It could have been a good system but Atari screwed it up. See my comment in classic gaming review for more information. This could have been the great classic arcade system had Atari not screwed it up.

  • He's almost as fake as chef excellence! IT's funny coz the NES was better

  • I just lost a bid for a 7800 BY $2. Life sucks :(

  • @LMGgaming E-bay = E-pay.

  • Atari 7800 Is Classic :D

  • He's not even playing the 7800. He's just mashing buttons while someone else plays.

  • Haha, the US National Video Game Team...aka, the founders of EGM. I still remember the tips-n-tricks videotape they made before founding the magazine. Fun stuff.

  • LMAO that guy is such a tool.

  • First off, I don't remember this. I was born in the early 90's, so I have the experience of owning the 7800 back in the day. However, I got one recently and it is a fanstasic system. Lots of great arcade ports. So, don't chirp this system...

  • Most games cost $120??????

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

    And he acullaly likes that price?

    What is wrong with that person?

  • @PalkiaLegends are you kidding me

  • @PalkiaLegends NO he said 20$ not 120$.

  • @PalkiaLegends He said most games are UNDER $20

  • @PalkiaLegends ahahahahahahah your comment made me laugh

  • I want one!

  • 20 bucks for a new game? I wish

  • this commercial lies....there were some 2600 games that weren't compatible with the 7800.

  • @phunqsauce that's true. i have both systems still. lol.

  • well most of the games cost under 5 bucks now so now is the perfect time to get one

  • The "U.S. Video Game Team"?  Might as well cut your cock off and pee out of the hole; you ain't gonna use it for anything else.

  • @kevchod There are many gamers who get married.

  • Sure, the Atari 7800 had 8-bit graphics. But I wonder if the 7800 hardware was capable of handling the types of games that made the NES and Master System famous (i.e. Legend of Zelda, Dragon Warrior/Final Fantasy, Phantasy Star, Hokuto No Ken/Black Belt, Megaman, Alex Kidd, Streets of Rage, etc.).

  • @WeAreDevo456 Two words: Ball Blazer. Look up the 7800 version and the NES one. (And it prolly could. The limits would have definitely needed to be pushed.

  • that looks like shit compared to ps3 commercials

  • real smart. Why don't you compare a Model T to a 2010 Corvette.

    Hello, that was a long time ago.

  • @laff100 Unfortunately, the Ps3 is shit compared to the Atari's.

  • @sleinfer

    yes of course they are classics

  • @laff100 PS3 fag.

  • Was there really a "U.S. Video Game Team"? how gay is that? ._.

  • I love how he doesn't even insert the Solaris cart fully. He just places it into the slot, but doesn't push it down.

  • @smokeverbs He got cramps cuz he captain.

  • Good idea Atari. Get people to buy your system over the NES by starting out the commercial showing Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong Junior.

  • I thought the choice of the experts was the NES? Atari 7800 was cool and all, but NES owned it

  • Atari and NES will always be the choice of the experts.

    In 20, 30 years people will still play games like Counqest Of Mars, Mario arcade, Popeye, Pacman, Super Mario Brothers and Castlevania.

    Ps3 and Xbox360 has better and more realistic games. That's it. Nothing more then fancy graphics. No replay value what so ever. Except for Wii, that is a great console. With options to download NES, SNES and N64 games so you can play them on your widescreen tv.

  • @dykbojen123 um wrong. lololololololololol. get some friends and then you might have fun with ur ps3 or 360 noob, lololololololol.

  • @elti54 Excuse me, what game is dominating the market right now... RIGHT! Wii!

  • we had a nationally competing video game team??

  • $120 for an atari 7800?!? shit that's a little bit to expensive

  • Did anyone notice that when he puts the 2600 game in, it's like just barely hanging out there? He just kind of places it in there. That's always been the weirdest thing to me.

  • 0:20 YES Solaris!!! THAT GAME IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!

  • ahah, he looked so fake at the end... xD

  • He's an expert and is looking away from the TV while playing games.

  • Wow, how did Steve Harris and crew pull that off? Somebody should send this to EGM and see what they think. Donn Nauert ended up working in the games industry back in the '90s. I wonder what he's up to today?

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  • Video Game Expert?

    Epic...

  • @justsaymint Are you twelve? Sure, they fell hard because their executives sucked and made some of the most idiotic choices in history, but Atari *is* the reason the videogame industry exists today, give them some respect.

  • @andoc Actually, you can thank both magnavox and nintendo for the video game industry today. Magnavox created the industry, Atari helped kill the it for a while, then Nintendo brought it back.

  • @Maus5000 No, here's how it went. Yes, Magnavox did technically create the home video game industry, but only a few consoles were made after that. Most of the games on the home market weren't systems, but Pong Consoles. Pong was the first commercially successful video game, and who made that? Atari! And who popularized the home console? Atari! Basically, Magnavox laid the foundation, Atari built upon, and crashed it, while Nintendo rebuilt it.

  • @andoc Atari 7800 was a fantastic console. The problem was that the execs were moving towards home computing and didn't give their new console the time and energy it should have gotten. The atari 7800 had a 2600 built in soundchip. In order to take full advantage of it's sound capabilities game makers had to input their own separate sound chips in to the games. Needless to say most didn't. It was a great console. The technology was a year ahead of the nes it could have easily taken it's glory.

  • @andoc *exists as we know it. Someone would have inevitably created video games if Atari hadn't. So I don't give them as much credit as everyone else does... good system though.

  • @andoc Not really. If they hadn't done it, someone else would have.

  • @justsaymint what do you mine atari sucks

  • @justsaymint Gtfo you stupid ass little 5 year old,you were born during the birth of the gamecube so you wouldnt understand dipshit

  • Well if you want a system with lots of Arcade hits you get the 7800.If you want a system with alot of side scrollers you get the NES they were both great systems.

  • Yep!

  • @TheBillbot Problem is, is that the NES had all the arcade hits aswell.

  • when he's playing the 7800, why is he stroking the buttons?

  • The 7800 was Great but the Nes was a tiny bit better

  • I would say the NES was a lot better. And before you go flaming my @ss, I actually owned a 7800 along with a NES and I enjoyed playing both.

  • Its cool, my dad still has his from college and I play it every so often. Desert Falcon owns.

  • i love Desert Falcon. Mario Bros was good for it too, and Xenophobe looked and played better than its NES counterpart.

  • @SmokePropaganda Mhmm indeed my friend. I also play the old summer games for the 2600 with the backwards compatiblilty.

  • id love to see a Modern Desert Falcon

    I like that game because it was similar to another favorite shootemup game of mine ZAXXON

  • The Atari 7800 was ok, it was pretty cool, but it could not touch the NES. 1st off, not enough games for it. Big deal, it could play 2600 games. People were sick of 2600 games & wanted NEW games. Anyway, I have a real 2600, 5200, 7800, & NES (& emulators for them). They are all cool & I play them depending on my specific wants & mood at the time. I like them ALL & would never want to choose or have to trade 1 for the other. I want them all! "Give me, EVERYTHING!" (inside Atari 2600 joke)

  • Cost under 20 Bucks! LOL

  • Actually, I can't believe it, but I take back what I said about that controller. I just switched to my right hand, and held it like the handle of a gun, and I actually find it to be a fun controller. An improvement on the 2600 joystick controller.

    "Most games cost under $20" I WISH THEY STILL DID!! Many of the ones I want are expensive nowadays.

  • They need to try to make games cost less. You know they don't all cost that much to make. Think how much more stuff there is in Super Smash Brothers Brawl than in some of the other games. They still cost 50$.

  • Captain of the U.S. Video Game tea ROFL WTF?!?!

  • Dude, who could afford this unit? No one could even afford the 5200!

  • 7800 was way affordable. Are you kidding?

  • I was ten years old when it came out, too expensive for me on a paper route salary. :)

  • the thing was 140 usd at start the NES and SMS were 200 dollars at start

  • He's not even playing with that joystick. He's twisting it, as if it's a paddle controller. He's not truly demonstrating what a nightmare it is trying to play with that crappy controller.

  • like a ps3 xD

  • I like Wii better.

  • Don Nauert HAHAHAHA....... who????? Pulled him off the street and put a jacket on him that made him look like a NASCAR racer.

    Its all just carefully worded so as to distract you into thinking that some sort of "professional" is recommending 7800.

  • haha hes an expert...whatta noob

  • You know they had this contest, where if you bought 25 Atari 7800 games and then wrote an essay you could win a trip to california, that I can't believe they advertised Karateka, that game on the 7800 is unplayable, however the commodore version is awsome

  • atari screwed the pooch BIG TIME with the marketing of their jaguar system. it was YEARS ahead of everything else at the time, but guess what...no good games.

  • Hmmm... no, that isn't quite true. The Jaguar had quite a decent library of games. The problem was that it claimed to be "64-bit" when in reality it was comparable to the 16-bit consoles.

  • Well, it WAS 64-bit. In some games, it truly was. If you've ever seen Tempest 2000, that definitely showed 64-bit graphics.

    And even later titles by Songbird REALLY REALLY showed it was a 64-bit powerhouse.

  • I'll believe that since there happens to be no Tempest 2000 for Nintendo DSi... :(

  • @dogeymon83 - As a software developer, I must say that I am absolutely horrified by your ignorance of computer architecture.

  • Amen brother.

  • Tempest 2000 wasn't that clever visually, it was really just an enhancement of the 1982 8-bit vector graphics game, with some minor 3D bits added. It certainly wasn't a true 64-bit game, it was just trying to squeeze the most out of a limited console, which the Jaguar was.

  • @mukatuna It was a fun game, but it didn't actually push the Jaguar

  • Wholly shit!!!! I'm feeling old!

  • lol hes a horrible speaking

    i honestly belive hes doing it for weed

  • WTF!? 120$ F*CK

  • Check out the "View all comments" page - look at the three thumbnails. It's like a short graphical story - in the first one Donn plays Mario Bros. and looks like a crybaby that didn't get his pacifier. Then in the second thumbnail he plays baseball. In the third picture he looks like he is angry and and says: "This games sucks. DO NOT WANT."

    LOL, these are some funny physiognomies.

    P.S. LOL at AshtonJX's comment - he's right. Donn is my hero! ♥ Weeeeee!

    ROFL

  • It was at this point that mankind decided you can't advertise a video game system like a car. It doesn't work.

  • Donn Nauert in effect. As I recall, this guy had a ton of scores up on the EGM high score list. I remember trying to beat a few and failed miserably.

  • The 7800 was actually decent, however it came out too late to matter because Nintendo and Sega came out. The 7800 SHOULD have been the 5200 and would have been beaten out Colecovison. Atari waited too long

  • it was not that good but it video game console

  • Isn't this the Atari system with the defective controllers?

  • That's 5200 I think.

  • ya but mine still work perfect from when I bought it

  • nah, thats the 5200

  • hope the next nintendo console can play wii and gamecube games.

  • The 7800 didn't really bring anything NEW to the table, but i believe it was the first backwards compatible platform, so i guess you have to thank it for being able to play your, PS and PS2 games on your PS3.

    If I'm wrong, correct me.

  • Yeah, Sony pretty much screwed most of Europe with PS2 compatibility only being on the 60gb edition which was only sold for a VERY limited time, plus their pricing.

  • The 7800 was so far behind the times. It had mostly old tired arcade games. And I don't think anything really showed what the 7800 could really do graphically.

  • wow, what a faggot

  • bet that guy is dead now

  • wow! lol

  • I had a Nintendo first, and as far as "gay losers" that's bullcrap because I was only one of the two.

  • man. I have a 7800 but it doesn't work. Please mail your working 7800 to: 7800 for me c/o ....

  • graphics look at least as good as on the C64

  • That's it? $20 for the games?

    so the Atari 7800 was pretty much

    just a poor man's NES.

  • I guwaa you enjoy paying $40-$60 for today's games.What the hell is wrong with the price of the games you would want them to be cheap right? or do you enjoy paying an arm and a leg for a game?

  • Too cheap and the quality drops like a brick, that's what happened back then. Games got worse and worse, and no one noticed much until ET

  • your a dumbass im willing to bet you didn't even live back then

  • What's wrong with my statement? Are you saying that cheaply made things are more often better than the more expensive versions? In most cases that is not the case. Not that it really matters, but I was around back then, and the game quality just got worse and worse. Nintendo saved the video game industry back then.

  • Mate, your video gaming knowledge is good, but wrong time frame? Atari 7800 didn't have ET. This actually came a little after the actual NES.

  • i had one with Ms Pac Man, Pole Position 2, Real Sports Baseball and Football, and Donkey Kong Jr

  • The irony of this commercial:

    Don Nauert would later show kids tips on how to beat Nintendo games on those "Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes, and Strategies (for Nintendo Compatible games)" series that were sold on video cassette from MPI Home Video.

  • I saw this man on the news, he has a unkept beard and is a posted child molester now. I think the news of atari going under caused him to end his life so he wrote his atari title on his grave marker how sad.

  • impossible mission is right . fuck glitches that prevent you from completeing games

  • Geesh, I remember years ago, me and my friends use to joke around what-if their was a Atari video game master since their was a cartoon on tv about the video game master of Nintendo known as Captain N. Now I see Atari had their own Video game master known as Donn Nauert or aka Captain Atari Nauert. LOL.

  • lol

  • I never had a 7800 Atari tho, I heard it was ten times better than the 2600 but had lame controlers that break too easy. Atleast that's why people told me who own one back in the day. When the Nintendo console came out in 1985 it pretty much blow the Atari of the water. So was Atari the first video game console to have backward Com. since they mention in the commerical it can play 2600 games also.

  • Fuck, that guy's never been laid

  • Well, I've never been laid either. Maybe he and I can "team up"... :rolleyes:

  • I think that would be a smoking hot homosexual match up! GO FOR IT!!!

  • that guy has no life captain of American video game team i never heard of it

  • 7800 was good enough - had a few nice games - popeye and mario were great.

  • What a dork... Also, captain of America videogame team? What the fuck is that?

    Those days Nintendo was fighting Sega, so what the fuck tried to do this shitty console in the middle?

  • man the 7800 was such a POS when it came out... my cousin got one for christmas the same year I got an NES, next year he had a Nintendo lol

  • nintendo made games for Atari?

  • Today Atari makes games for Nintendo.

  • Different Atari though. Infogrames owned now rather than hasbro.

  • Nintendo were making games before they developed their own console.

  • lol gta4 on atari 7800 cause the choice of the experts

  • that could b weird of GTA4 on the 7800