Kevin Hart - Alright Alright Alright

[mrstinkatude]

I really being saying alright alright alright! Loving it

[hondacrxd16a6]

lmfao!!!

[Tad218]

hey frank go to 0:58 to see the joke i told you about where kevin hart talks about his dad's big dick

[Demilovatic15]

Alright Alright Alright! ALL of my friends are saying this 24/7! It works in almost every situation! :D

[dtyner711]

The funniest man ever!

[lacubanita974]

OMG EVERYONE IN MY CLASS SAYS ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FO NO DAMMM.. REASON <3

[johnnnypook]

u cant dislike this l_o_n_g d_i_c_k

[NEL0061]

Kevins dad: Aye son!! Lemme hear you spell long dick

Kevin: No dad icant its against the rules.

Kevins dad: L..O...DICKK!!!!!

(I almost died lol)

[itslikeheysunshine]

he completed his goal lol

[sadeandchino4ever97]

"That ain't no penis, that's a long DICK!"

[SouthernNYCga]

This dude is only marginally funny. Definitely not in the same league as Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy, or Pryor. I hope he gets better because he shows potential.

[SimplyCecileP]

So today my baby was drifting off to sleep while in my arms

and I felt an urge to say 'YOU GON LEARN TODAY'

baby wakes up

looks at me and starts laughing

[diggydog56]

drunk aas crap ands i loveeeeeweeeeee thissssssssssssxs! :))

[leahbasketball10]

Thumbs up if you heard Dwight Howard saying "alright alright alrighttttt. WE GON LEARN TODAY!" last night.

[cs22319]

Follow Me @Love_Life_Chris , I Follow Back.

[ThePitterPatter3]

@Plank_2x4 Follow

[TyIs18MOFO]

It's funny because I actually say "alright alright alriiiggghhhhtttt" for no reason sometimes haha

[muhnaykhicks]

This isn't even funny. I smirked. & that's pushing it..

[NBARookieAction]

@badkarmabaroo Pretty awesum game

[YoloMr10]

Bitch is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[badkarmabaroo]

I wanna thank Dwight Howard for reminding me of this bit during the celebrity All-Star game.

Alright, alright, alriiiiiggghhhttt.

[Ulquiorra1Shiffer]

You gonna learn today !!!!

[miznsj]

I'M GONNA TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TO SHOW THAT I'M YELLING

[SH4N3DGAF]

SHUT UP BITCH!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

[SH4N3DGAF]

Can you spell long dick Lo Dick

[MuzikSpilkz]

u gon learn today aha, mofuckr so funny. u havin a bad day watch this nigga he gon learns u aha.

[BBall0027]

Kevin Hart for NBA All-Star Celebrity Game MVP

[ODSTScoppyElite]

thumbs up if after watching this part of his stand up he got you saying "alright alright alriiiiiiiiiight" and "you gone learn today" randomly and everywhere you go XD

[FluffyBu11et]

27 people can't spell Long Dick.

[mrjohnnycurtis1]

long dick!

[izdabest99]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA I ALMOST CRIED

[ahmond16]

@ahmondtaylor16 dis nigga iz funny azz fuck

[masteroffaster2]

it would be funny if he actually made him spell it

[StoffInc]

L-O-DICK!!!

[futurehollywood22]

eeeeewwwww

[weezmurda]

My Son Spelling the shit outta thes muthafuckin words

[Gentleplayerhalo]

"I used to suck dick for money, yo' dad was with me." - Uncle

"YOU GUNNA LEARN Today, YOU GUNNA--!" - Dad

"Uh no, you keep that lesson to yourself ,dad." - Kevin

[NathanB741]

@Gentleplayerhalo thats in the other video, bud

[Gentleplayerhalo]

@NathanB741 Settle down, bro. I can still quote something from the performance.

[Gentleplayerhalo]

LOLOLO I'm watching this right now. Kevin Hart is a genius!

[acetheking313]

lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[bridget911able]

alright alright alright!

[tiger90elk]

When my mom ask me to do chores I say ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT you gon learn tonight

[TheEnzoStuff]

thanks to kevin hart, my whole anaheim football team just goes into the workout room or a game a just yell out " alright alright alriiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghtttt, we gun' learn tuday! "

[8magicstar]

26 people goin lean to day

[TheRealJustjoka]

26 people are gon learn wat a long dick look like today!!

[dt6197]

WHAT THE HELLL YALLL EWWWINN ABOUT?! YOU AINT NEVER SEENNN A LONNNNNNNNGGGGGGG DICK?!

[MyxxOfficial09]

LMFAO. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIGGHT 

[BrandonGee1543]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIGH SHUT UP BITCH hahahaha

[KingOfConnacht90]

and sure enough he was right, after seeing this i have said alright alright alriiiight outta nowhere lol

[8magicstar]

25 people is stupid!!!!! they goin learn today, alright alright alright

[8magicstar]

alright alright alright you goin to learn today !!!!!!

[ElPapi997]

25 People will never learn.

[MrKillareg1]

Ay son lemme hear you spell long dick!

[NotSoFamousX]

A thousand other people gone say the same quotes from the video to talk about 25 people...yall original.

[Nikki23D]

LMAO...too freakin funny! Loves me some Kevin Hart..

[SammiPunk77]

I was into weird shit like spelling bees.....hahahahahahahaha

[ekaj379]

25 people cant spell LONG DICK!

[360matto360]

25 people just have a penis but the other 1,811 people have a Long Dick.

[Mw2VeggiiE]

ARITE ARITE ARITE LOL

[ElPapi997]

LMFAOOOOOOO! YOU GUN LEARN TUDAI

[zIMeTRo]

L-O DICK

[TheKoyn]

"SHUT UP BITCH! alright alright alright!" i swear thats my favorite part

[jamaldesouza]

25 people gone learn today when the LONG DICK COMES .

[sigmabeta4life]

this is funny and all but I find repeatedly hearing "Alright Alright Alright" highly annoying

[MW3Killer12]

i watch this over my friends house on a xbox live i got that too i was rofl lol

[ultimatepedrodude330]

i cant help but ask. how do you not find that funny?

[LiLfilmeck43]

Alright alright alright

[XxsupercookiexX1]

25 people cant spell long dick ;)

[MrFiiliipiino]

24 people clicked the dislike button.

[ChattingWithC4]

@MrFiiliipiino

Make that 25... shit wasn't funny at all.

[MizzBrownEyez1988]

""alright, alright, alrrrrriiiiigggghhhhhttt...u gon learn today!!!" Lmfao, it kills me! lol

[ScoobyH4x]

Aight Aight u's gons learnzxz todaYS

[xbrabesx03]

@ScoobyH4x what the fuck is this..

[jkendrick134]

Alright Alright Alright they going learn today

[mastergear1992]

24 people over used this comment. They gon' learn today alright alright alriiiiiiight.

[themainevent381]

Alright, alright, alright!

[H3LLR4ISER666]

24 people were at kevs spelling bee



[fuckinidiotnigger]

how is this guy funny?

[BigRizzDaddy]

@fuckinidiotnigger YOUR YOUTUBE NAME IS FUCKIN IDIOT NIGGER?? FOR REAL?? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY STILL MADE CLOWNS LIKE YOU. THERE IS NO DENYING THAT THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOTHER FUCKERS COMEDY HAS EVER SEEN. BUT U ARE SO CLOSE MINDED THAT ALL YOUR PUNK ASS SEES IS COLOR. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR... KILL YOURSELF.

[Fly2TheMickey]

@BigRizzDaddy werd



[Reamertom]

@BigRizzDaddy All caps? Feed the troll some more bro. You probably made his day. Also grammar is important when dealing with trolls.FYI

[tyrekidd]

@BigRizzDaddy

bitch watch that word KRACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[BigRizzDaddy]

@tyrekidd ILL USE THE WORDS OF MY CHOICE AND LET YOU WATCH. BIIIIIIIIIITCH

[NaomiChanX]

@BigRizzDaddy

You did exactly what he wanted, he made that name to piss people off. Don't feed the trolls.

[imacooldudethatsucks]

@BigRizzDaddy .......psst....turn off your caps lock....

[fuckinidiotnigger]

@BigRizzDaddy what is the punch line to this stupid joke?

[spazboy119]

@BigRizzDaddy don't feed him, he just wants attention

[skankwafflez]

@fuckinidiotnigger How is this guy allowed to comment?

[Yardnoc3103]

@fuckinidiotnigger FUCK YOU

KEVIN HART IS MAYBE THE GREATEST COMEDIAN EVER

[phoenixjig]

@Yardnoc3103 That's a joke, right? There is no way on God's green earth Kevin Hart is or maybe the greatest comedian ever.

[KKutta974]

everybody who dislkes this was at the spelling bee

[gotegenks]

I disliked this just so the top commenters can look like even bigger idiots.

[Xxsum1]

spell lond dick LO-DICK alright alright alright

[TheTyroner]

hey son let me hear you spell long dick i cant do that

dad says l-o-dick shut up bitch alright alright alriiight you gon learn today suck on this long dick

[xAutumnatashtrophiEx]

he said by the end of this show he wants you to repeat this for no reason mission accomplish EVERYONE in my grade repeats this ever day XD ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIGGHT

[djrex9]

alright alright alright yaw gon learn today

[Marine4220]

its sad...cus i do say " you gon learn today" and "Alright alright alright" all the time after i heard my friend talk about this...before ever seeing the real standup

[allanneto50]

lol you hear a guy in the background in 2:03 saying alright alright alright xD

[LonelyIslandPwns]

His objective was so we say it for no reason. Objective completed. I say this shit to my teacher. "Can i Go to the bathroom?" "In a Few Minutes." "ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIIIIIGHT."

[UltimateSubZero9000]

22 people dont have a long dick

[krispy317]

@UltimateSubZero9000 28 lol

[TheWayneMitchum]

@UltimateSubZero9000 28 people are Asian and don't have long dicks.

[EzequielVelez]

That ain't no penis that's a LONG DICK!!!!

[tube09sssss]

That moment when you look at the comment list and you all keep saying the same thing....

[BombSquad1525]

"Hey baby..." SHUT UP BITCH! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT! Make you suck on this LONG DICK! You gone learn today! You gone learn today! Alright alright AAALLLLRRRRIGGGGHHHHTTTT!

[TurtlesPie123]

What is that... What ever it is its loose... It all over the place... It got to be a penis i dont know wat else it can be LMAO 0:58

[brettw781]

HEY SON LETME HEAR YOU SPELL LONG DICK

NO DAD ITS AGAINST THE RULES

L..O...DICK!

[TreyThongz]

HEY SON LEMME HEAR YOU SPELL LONG DICK!!!!!!! L-O DICK

[SaintsKombatEvolved]

21 people don't know what a long dick looks like.

[SaintsKombatEvolved]

HEY SON! Lemme hear you spell LONG DICK!

[YMCMB298]

HEY SON! let me hear you spell long dick! ITS LO DICK!

[YMCMB298]

you gon lern today you gon know what a longdick (lodick) look like today

[AtlantaITGirl]

he said the goal is to get everybody to start saying alright (x3). Mission Accomplished!!

[AshlynnJoness96]

Alriqht , alriqht , alriqhtttt ! Lmao

[FaThErL0aD]

21 People....gon' learn tomorrow I guess...

[mrpolloloco3]

Only white guy in the audience at 2:17

[MrhurricaneWWE]

In yo face BITCH! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT YAAAAAAA!

[MrhurricaneWWE]

A son, let me hear you spell: Long Dick! LO DICK!

[MrhurricaneWWE]

Oh god, Jesus ,what is it ? I don't know whatever it is it's loose, it's all over the place it'got to be a penis I don't know what it could be! that ain't no penis that's a long DICK! You gonna learn what a long penis look like today!

[24Savagelyfe24]

LO..DICK

[TheGuitarshooter]

every one at my school...says this now...amazing

[BodgyHeats666]

wish my dick was that long

[kiddswagg2011]

lol u gone learn today

[jazzy7379]

shutup bitch!!! alright alright alright!!!!! lmao

[Ayedoee3242]

LO DICK!

[golikop1]

When he said, "You gonna suck on this LONG dick," I spit water on the screen I laughed so hard.

[SedVicious]

21 people know this guy is not funny

[swagg1739]

lol

[pinnyp123]

THAT AINT NO PENIS ITS A LONG DICK!YOU GON LEARN TODAY....U GON LEARN WAT A BIG DICK LOOK LIKE TODAY AYE SON LEMME HEAR U SPELL LONG DICK DAD I CANT ITS AGAINTS THE RULES L-O DICK!

[Tcs101Productions]

20 ppl didn't learn today...

[UltimateSubZero9000]

Well they gon learn today

[JUNIOR6289]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!! U GON LEARN TODAYY

[HRDaChief]

SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!.... MAKE YOU SUCK ON THIS LONG DICK!!!!!

[kuunami]

@HRDaChief

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!

[thirdeye700]

1:41 L-O-DICK (kevin) no...dad(dad)ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT,A­LRIIIIIGHT

[encantamorado20]

everyone at my school says this! white, black, asian... kevin got us ALL saying it! haha

[414Leon]

Sub 414leon comment videos & follow @leondoinnumberz on twitter for shoutout's

[jocelynpatrick23456]

taraji p henson

[midwestechnine]

funnies fucking thing ive heard in my life

[sgkilla89]

"your going learn today" is the new saying in my school, shits annoying but this is funny lol.

[The321Boomer]

@sgkilla89 same here, as well as HOUSE. insanely funny but annoying as hell

[kookiebae93]

YOU GONE LEARN TODAY!



[DFrnkln06]

The dog was on drugs too!

[bengie1116]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!!!

[Baseballinfoo99]

"OH GOD! JESUS!"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"I DUNNO BUT WHATEVER IT IS, ITS LOSE!"

[TheMortalmike]

i say allright x3 all the time at school

[youngdesee]

Omg This man so funny how can ppl hate this the ppl who presees dislike must was sayin DIS-I-LIKE beacuse 18 ppl yall gone learn today yall gne learn wat a lng dick look like today.., SHUT UP BITCH ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT....! :)

[xXxBiggy2SmallxXx]

haha look at the tags

These are the tags:

KEVIN HART ALRIGHT YOU GON LEARN TODAY LONG DICK SHIRMP FRIED OTCOPUSSY NIGGA WITH JANN PENN STATE IN THE ASS

Dont believe me look for them click show more

[hurricanechris25]

i dont get how people dislike this video, man fuck them __l__

[americanmefanboy18]

18 people gon learn today they gon suck my LO DICK!!!!! hahahahahaha ALRITE ALRITE ALRIIIIIIIIITE!!

[swagg1739]

YOU GON LEARN TODAY

[NickiiGasquee]

Alrightt , Alrightt , Alriightt , Yeahh ! My Son Spellinn' The Shit Out Thesee MoThaaFuckinn' Wordds . In Yo Facee Bitchh . In Yo Facee ! , That Ain't No Penis Thatss a Longg Dick ! . Alrightt , Alrightt , Alriight . Youu Gonnaa Learn Todaii . Youu Gonaa Learn What a Long Dick Look Likee Todaii . Ayee Son Lemme Heree You Spell Long Dick ! No Dad I Can't It'ss Againstt Thee Ruless . Lo Dick

[KingArtex]

making what kid noises ???

[LordAnubis513]

@KingArtex coke head

[TJArriola10]

thumbs up if bobby creek and stat quo brought you here

[halfhippie]

hey ba- SHUTUP BITCH ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIGHHT!!

[nucka574]

everybody really is saying alright alright alright for no reason... who the hell could possibly dislike this haha L O DICK haha

[lilDiva1012]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[NerfNinja20]

spellin the shit

[laxmadman62]

GNR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gon learn today!!! B= ))

[stealrush]

gon learn today!

[stealrush]

funny af

[gjghgjgh]

You gon learn today... YOU GON LEARN WHAT LONG DICK LOOK LIKE TODAY

[Kittytglitter]

@gjghgjgh whatever it is its loose its all over the place! LMAO

[ayoobre67]

alright alright allrighttt yue gne suck ohn dhis lng dck

[HatTownSwag]

It ain't on this video but SAY IT WIT YO CHEST!

[ElvyInLA]

EY SON! SPELL LONG DICK! L-O - DICK hahaha