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It is $1.59 for a lighter there? Dude you are getting fucked I get them in packs of 5 for $3.
iamjesusofsuburbia 2 years ago
Are you trying to hurt me? LMAO Do you mean my cheap ass has been getting ripped off? If the cheap .50 cent ones did not rip my skin off, I would be cheaper. I should get $3 for my frustration shouldn't I? I could send you the money honey and you could mail me 5. :-p
Arachnidia 2 years ago
Having trouble? :)
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
I was having a tad of trouble keeping my lighter, its fluid, my socks, and my rings, however, I will get paid in beard hair even if I have to steal it OR the $1.59. New life mission. lol Wanna help me?
Arachnidia 2 years ago
Im game! :)
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
You and I are both sick minded therefore I must ask what can you do? I'm listening....
Arachnidia 2 years ago
Well my distance hinders me a bit lol but you could always do the old hand in a bowl of warm water trick for revenge. Its a bit harsh but effective. :)
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
HA HA HA hey wait a minute there. If I am in the same bed, which I will be, that WILL be problematic. Any other suggestions? You kill me.
Arachnidia 2 years ago
.....Oh. Well some people like the whole "Im gonna wee on you" thing. You might try putting nair in the shampoo bottle. FEROCIOUS!
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
I didn't say that I was against the "wee on you thing," however, the site of the event would not be prepared for in advance. Nair for hair huh? LMAO That is for a $100+ incident and not for $1.59. Do you have a good one for $1.59? I think I have to wee now. LMAO
Arachnidia 2 years ago
hahahahaha! Hmmm $1.59......tac in the chair? Anytime you bleed from the ass it creates a negative stigma associated with bad behavior....or so I'm told.
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
I would have to buy one so that would cut into my $1.59 money making to buy a new lighter. Ass bleeding does sound cool though...bad behavior huh? LMAO I like the exlax cake thing as I would get a good laugh, but that too requires money. There is always a way to get even. I have some crazy glue and ideas. Does this give you any? Me to he: Do you want my lighter? Sure...here...take it. Whoops now you are stuck with it. LOL
Arachnidia 2 years ago
LULZ! Yeah that would be payback from hell. I think that idea takes 1st prize simply for the deer in headlights look he would get upon realizing hes not parting company with that lighter :)
UcanbeGOD 2 years ago
He would get the empty lighter you know. lol Well it does have a few lights left in case he gets glued (by accident to the couch while the lights are out).. Oh I am so glad you like my plan. What if he reads this? He may. It could make him cautious about taking anything as he may get stuck with anything he takes. You see this Adam? Crazy Glue removal is a bitch and it could hurt. Just a dab'll do ya. Yaba dabba doo! Have glue...will travel.
Arachnidia 2 years ago
I thought you was about to open a can of whoop ass on him LOL
Love ya buddy!
radicaldanzero 2 years ago
Nah. Opening a real can of whoop ass would not look like what you see. This was just funny frustration. He and I don't fight, but we sure like to play.
I love ya too good buddy!
Arachnidia 2 years ago