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  • NOT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. :(

  • Oh shut up; Matt Damon is a top bloke for making us laugh he doesn't mean it and anyone with an IQ over 30 would know that it's all just a skit for Kimmy Kimmel; To take it so seriously makes you retarded. You tried to make him look bad but you just made yourself look like a baboon. Eat a bag of dicks.

  • @iGalvanize well said!

  • Black girls with english accents rule.THEY RULE!

  • the host makes me want to punch a nun

  • 1:40 omg they're so plastic....

  • ok first of all WHO THE FUCK IS SHE TO CALL HIM MATTHEW ?? NOT EVEN HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM BY HIS FULL NAME U BITCH

  • Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. by Eleanor Roosevelt.

  • @chikotube bam....there it is

  • @chikotube and you just discussed Eleanor Roosevelt.

  • if i watched this before watching all the stuff matt damon does 4 jimmy's show, then i wd be like ' what the hell' but cus i've already watched their jokes, this just makes me laugh :) and so what if he swears, everybody does?

  • just that? why all the crap before showing matt damon!?

  • hahahahaha @ 2:33..."ooh. language matthew"

  • Matt was joking, i think.

  • well its natural for him... and hilarious actually... maybe he should potray some comical character... he has a natural gift as comedian...

  • matt damon and jimmy kimmel are friends they have an on going joke and humor with eachother. he's not serious

  • He isn't actually wid Sarah....I mean he gave dat interview where his wife was a few feet frm him....that's her at the right side in the frame

  • Oh my god! Matt said fuck! Nobody ever in history has used that word before! Let's make a big deal out of it!

  • @RivendareRogue he said what?????????

    burn him burn him

  • idiots still can't get he's joking. how stupid are they?

  • "Poor Sam". Lmao. So heartfelt!

  • this show loves spread hate and fucking missery.

    Famous people are people 2

  • its just a funny thing they do lol

  • alright ppl kimmel and matt damon have had this funny fake fighting going on for a long time.... they always bump damon when he gets the chance to be on jimmy kimmel live

  • The damon and kimmel argument was planned geeze give it a rest

  • It all was a joke!

  • "And muatt nueads tu wuash hes muath eout". Fuck! speak english, you english fuck!

  • that's actually really good English...dooshit.

  • jesus who the hell taught you to spell

  • your a retard

  • Haha, it was always gonna be "the ginger one."

  • Pitiful. Here's some "entertainment news" for you folks: this whole format is played beyond all words.

  • Matt and Jimmy are joking for the past few years, nothing is serious

  • Matt Damon is married with 2 kids! No way is this real people.

  • Kanye West is a GAYFISH!

  • Gayfish yo

  • @Drathiron do u like fish sticks?

  • " PROJECT IN THE PIPELINE." -What a bitc%

  • The Host Fucking Sucks Balls

  • @xclusive318 She's certainly welcome to suck my balls anytime she likes.

  • @xclusive318 With you. Only. The whole program/clip is shite. ;)

  • u da man mat

  • HELL YEAH MATT....Duude u da man

  • this fucking show is fucking lame, Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel are greta friends.

  • Woot Woot! Go Matt! lol.

    Tell 'em like it is.

    ps. hate the host...very lame.

  • its not can yay west its kanye west GODDAMMIT

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  • you go MATT

  • matt is funny the rest dreadful

  • Why would you watch celebrity news if you don't care? Who does pay your bills? What does bill paying have to do with you clicking on a video that is obviously celebrity based? You seem really smart jasonnawawi.

  • how about hanging out this weekend together?

  • Obviously some people click on things to insult them. Like, say, celebrity news. What do you think you live inside a empty vacuum tube by yourself with your own videos and your own perceptions of reality? People distract themselves with this celebrity crap way too much.

  • Yup.

  • ...

  • true that

  • damn straight man!

  • niggers

  • ok fuck isnt a bad word unless your in jr high or something. hes an adult

  • Fuck is technically classed as swearing, its just we've become so desensitised to people saying it that not as many people mind it!

  • I am not black, but Rhin0Neil, you are an ignorant, thumbs down.

  • haha rock on matt.. kimmel can go die in a hole.

  • those 2 girls from pcd look like men. but the black girl sounded really horny. fu jimmy matt damon kiks ass

  • What is this? I don't even...

  • This vid sucks.....boring too!!

  • I've been F#%*& his girlfriend for quite some time. How do you like them apples?

  • lol wow they edited that whole matt damon clip

  • Actually they didnt. It's him and Jimmy Kimmel fighting.

  • its all a joke.

  • obviously

  • Can't believe people would fall for this...I mean, they (ITN) edited the whole video clip of Matt Damon just to make it show that he was rude....OMG! Anyways, all I can say is that he's such a good actor to make people believe that that was all real....lol

  • yeah suck on that jimmy kimmel.

    kimmel talks like he has the flu or something like jeremy suarez from the bernie mac show.

    i hate that little punk ass kid

  • you know, because I have been fucking his girlfriend for quite some time !!! HAHAHAHA

  • sure...

  • yo matts pimp, thats my boy man

  • Carmit Bachar is FUCKIN delicious!

  • both thumbs up for matt damon

  • you realize it IS an on-going joke between him and jimmy right?

  • how u know its a joke?

  • i know because jimmy kimmel and matt are close friends in real life, plus if u watch the jimmy kimmel video in response to the "im fucking matt damon" video, he says it himself.

    plus its all over the web, just google jimmy kimmel and matt damon pranks or something, ull see for urself.

  • IF you woulden't have lived in a box the last 3 years u would have known j-k have been "mocking" matt d for ages.... fucking you tube it dumbass

  • EAAAAAASYY HARD ASS!!!!

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  • that's impressive.

  • who the hell is samantha morton?

  • She was in Minority Report; she was Agatha.

  • this reporter is hot

  • this chick reporter or whatever sucks big fat monkey nuts.

  • Hehe! bitch ass whore leading the program.. at least the people she's talking about is more famous then she is... Fucking whore..

  • Sad when British entertainment has to feed from the bottom (intended pun) of American entertainment.

    I thought Brits had enough of their own freaks.

  • i guess your never leaving youtube sorry

  • wtf what? Your a fuckin' uneducated moron mate, how about you pay a visit to England, it's the most multi cultured nation in the world. Not saying I'm overjoyed about all of it but I fuckin' hate uncultured yanks like you.

  • u say it like its a good thing

  • Did I?

    "Not saying I'm overjoyed about all of it"

    How about you learn to read ay?

  • he is joking you retard!

    get a real host

  • Her voice is so fucking annoying.

  • i know, it sounds snobbish

  • cameron diaz looks betta as a blonde

  • i just came

  • Fucking bich!

  • Goddamn, he's funny when he wants to be :D

    "Because...well, I HAVE been f**king his girlfriend for QUITE some time".

  • What a shit presenter !!!!!! She should have gone for a job with Mc Donalds !!!!!!

  • matt is a joka

  • ha ha matt is jokes

  • 0:46 sister looks good enough to eat.

  • reeeediculous...borros008, i watched it bc i was very enthused to see matt damon tell it straight hahaha

  • wow what an idiot

    The whole thing with matt damon and jimmy kimmel is a joke.

    You forgot to mention don cheadle btw in kimmel's "reply".

    Also, damon is great friends with ben affleck and brad pitt. You're supposed to be in showbuiseness and you dont know shit. Good going!! now get a real job.

  • Am I the only one who kind of wants to punch that lady in the face?

  • nope... u are not i do too ... !!!!

  • haha, good! she's so annoying!

  • Hey plastilino777 i think everyone that watches this vid will agree with you. we'll all attack her like that classic scene in airplane haha

  • If you get the chance to see the Matt Damon episode of 'Inside the Actor's Studio', do it. There are few actors today who can speak as articulately about his craft and the industry as a whole. He strikes me as one of the smartest blokes in the business.

  • he went to harvard

  • its so funny how he went thr and then the movie tht got him big he was making fun of it thts hilarious

  • Ever heard of Monty Python?

  • that reporter sucks, she should crawl under a rock...and stay there

  • shush

  • damon is hilarious i love his sense of sarcasm

  • lol ITN can go fuck itself; Damn's a legend who probably makes more money by himself than the entire ITN network.

    LOL

  • that crap is on tv? omg...

  • what a piece of shit this video is...

    british celebrity tv is even worse than american

  • It's ITN, what do you expect

  • You're fugly.

  • Shitty, shitty, SHITTY video, get a life of your own you fucking stalkers.

  • you get a life..

    why did u watch iit them

    u dirty ass

  • Poor Sam, WTF????

  • THIS IS SHIT! DON'T BOTHER

  • holywood has a health stigma? who'd a thunk!

  • british and english people are emasculated.

  • lol by what? do you even know what that word means?

  • I have NO idea what I was thinking when I left that.

  • your a prik i wasted five minutes lookin in the dictionary lol why did u make that comment on here id rather have emasculated officers (deprived of force) than doughnut eating stupid mother fuckers lol police in britain is a job in america it seems if u cant get a job go in the police or join the army and shoot the brits lmao ur lame!

  • i CAN'T READ THAT

  • i was joking lol

  • Yeah well that doesn't make it anymore readable.

  • thats not RUDE its a fucking joke

  • exactly. and on matt's side, that was a good #$%^ing comeback. he's stilll my favorite actor. bourne identity, supremecy, and ultimatum all rule.

  • Dude, that was all a shtick. Jimmy would always bump Matt Damon every night as a joke, he wasn't actually there, and the whole thing was setup by everyone from day one. It was all planned.

  • you obviously dont know what your talking about...

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  • you are obviously a douche

  • its a set up, just bad timing on the break up thats all

  • pussycat dolls are actually ON a pickle. :/

    sorry to inform you guys.

  • oh my god...you guys are morons...watch the entire thing...he was joking the whole time, and this was a response to jimmy kimmel's little gag...wow...fucking idiots

  • I've been watching and I don't know what to make of it.

    It's important because I want to send in a girl to sing for him to cheer him up and there would be no point if it was staged.

  • uhhhh he wasn't getting rude, idiots

    go watch the "i'm fucking matt damon" with sarah silverman. it was a joke, which jim took it seriously...i think that's why they broke up

    check out his response to it too

  • no one took anything seriously - the whole ordeal was one big joke. sarah and matt created a fake video that they were having an affair - jimmy knew all about it, it was for his show after all...

  • You sure about that? I think it started as a joke but got out of hand. However for a guy who's doing her, he never really touches her like he would if he could.

    Still this could be a setup.

  • did Matt Damon really fuk his gf can someone send me a msg back

  • shes retarded. matt damon is amazing. enough said.

  • rude is like crude I guess, by that Brit is being Amereican "rude" about Samantha Mumba. Ah, the fued with the Irish continues.

  • Rude? Don't they understand that whole situation is just a funny ongoing gag? Wasn't rude at all! Look up Kimmel and Matt and you will see what I am talking about.

  • yeah!! that's what i didn't understand!! it's just a gag and when i read all the comments and everything..it's like it was a real thing...

  • Rude is English slang for uncouth, or sort of dirty, I believe. It doesn't have the asshole association like it does it the US.

  • whats show ever.

  • matt isn't rude, so he said a curse word, you haven't?

  • Who gives fuck what happens to celebrities.

    Màààààààààààad

  • A miniature pile of ant-poop is about fifteenhundred times more interesting than this show.

    Whoever came up with this should be launched into space with a note on his/her back saying "I want an anal probe".

  • omg how is that rude!?

    wow...

    matt damon can never get rude

    hes to hot to get rude

  • gets rude!?!?! - he was as lovely as always!!! stupid bitch:/

  • HAHA THIS SHOW SUCK SO HARD!!!!!!

  • I feel bad for whoever sponsors this show =(