these enormus sponge like brains ... and this huge hole in the bottom o the ocean but nothing absorbant to fill it with......... oh wait, i have an idea
right when he starts in at 2:28 talking about sailing through a blood red sunset and oceans of oil--i love how he's being completely serious in showing how careless and destructive people are to our world--but yet hes using humor and sarcasm to kind-of amplify it and he talks like he's careless when he sais" we can just harpoon a narwhal " hes speaking in that careless tone,not being him-but he's using it to show how careless some people are with their ignorance t on towards the environment.
"there is a black hole in the middle of the ocean"
aka::
...........
theres a hole in the bottum of the sea, thears a hole in the bottum of the sea, oh theres a hole theres a hole, theres a hole in the bottum of the sea.
I couldn't disagree more with the message, but this guy is ridiculously brilliant. His mind reaches such unspeakable heights, and his poetry is miles ahead of basically everything in your text book. I prefer Go Robo because it's just a more optimistic message, but the two pieces go hand-in-hand thematically.
i like how in this video of his, he shows how we as humans have so many ideas yet we cant think of a single idea that actually helps the earth. Instead humans are selfish greedy and wasting time on useless stuff like worrying about the luxuries of life when we could actually be thinking and creating something with a benefit to everyone.
i love how most of the kids have no idea of his sense of humor..i mean like, what he actually is trying to say..like how he speaks sarcastically, what his real message is...they just laugh at the random words and lines..Man our youth has gotten so stupid and narrow minded... Look at the real message, not just laugh all the time cuz he said unicorn (just an example)...
@AJsfree2toke You are so stupid. You say, the youth is just laughin about the random words and such, but you DON'T KNOW! So shut up if you are NOT everyone in the room in this video!
I love how just because the people in the audience are laughing at the parts that are meant to be funny you jump to the conclusion that nobody gets what hes actually saying. He was trying to be funny the entire time it would be weird if nobody laughed and everybody just sat and stared.
Lets try not to call people stupid and narrow minded after just showing all of youtube how stupid and narrow minded you are.
@noremac1392 wow wow wow, u cant deny i dont have a point.. Some of the jokes were funny, but in other parts ppl just laughed without getting the message.
@noremac1392 a crippled kid falling down the steps might be funny to some people, but laughing is not QUITE the appropriate thing to do... you have to admit some of the things the audience said were mind-numbingly stupid. But yeah, this was amazing nonetheless.
@AJsfree2toke You are wrong, without going too far into the many ways you are wrong i will just say, George Watsky is a child. Not in an offensive way, he is very young. You obviously don't spend too much time around young people, you would be surprised, I wouldn't, but cynical people like yourself would.
@TheHaystack Sorry,but im 18 i know what kids are thinking and i do spend a lot of time with young people as i am young.Also i know when the things he is saying funny, and when there is a time to sit back and actually think about what he is saying and not just laugh and the random words.so u think all this kid is doing is stand up comedy poetry?He is saying funny things wile giving a message, Or better said, he is saying serious things in indirect ways saying things sarcastically.
@TheHaystack Or u think he is just doing some stand up comedy poetry or what ever to make ppl laugh. U are oviosly the narrow minded person who doesn't realize he is saying serious things. There are moments that are funny and u do laugh,and there are others were u realize he is actually saying something powerful (giving a message in a sarcastic form).
@TheHaystack There for I am Not wrong when i say that these kids are just laughing at random words he is saying and not getting the message. Cuz if they did they really got the message they wouldnt be laughing at everything he says, because if your not an idiot you would realize he is saying deep shit.
@IGotMonkeysInMyGrill Sorry there is a line between dark humor and getting the point and thinking, b4 thinking in the randomness of the frase he is saying (that is funny).
@AJsfree2toke phrase... god damnit you say you get what hes saying when you cant even spell a word.. so what if it is something serious and deep.... he turned it into a comedy act and to make people laugh..thats why those people are laughing... they do get it but they get in in a funny way and laugh... he means for it to be funny... and obviously you are just a TROLL that always sees the darker side of things and doesn't like to laugh..... we get the message... but you just embarassed your self
@AJsfree2toke hey how bout u dont be such a loser and ruin the video for every1 and noremac is rght u saying that is narrow minded also if ur 18 u wouldn't spell phrase wrong and put frase cuz that is not a short hand in sort i am trying to say think before u leave a comment
@AJsfree2toke I'm sorry, but if you want to call other people stupid, you should check your own spelling and grammar before you click post. Just a thought....
I love this poem because it's awkward. Just like the whole mess in the gulf was to watch. Awkward. That mix of silliness and commentary mixed with feeling awkward just laughing at the funny parts. Brilliant.
I'm usually a huge fan of George, but...Jeeze. Narwhal Apocalypse, although it has its moments, doesn't even make much sense. His usually exquisite timing was...off?
@annnaclaire Are you kidding me? I respect your opinion, but this has been one of his best ones. He uses sarcasm as a technique to convey that humans are overly self absorbed, which is quite clever.
these enormus sponge like brains ... and this huge hole in the bottom o the ocean but nothing absorbant to fill it with......... oh wait, i have an idea
fangsabre 3 weeks ago in playlist poetry
@surfboardseverywhere yours is broken.
jessebean13 1 month ago
"you see me." :D
callhoonrox97 2 months ago
Hahhah he is so funny!!
jdwuvsu 4 months ago
watsky's a clown. thats his gimic but he is genius in his own right.
i think more people should use their voices
Sashabear40 4 months ago 4
<3
valinglyd 5 months ago in playlist More videos from MachoMadDog
right when he starts in at 2:28 talking about sailing through a blood red sunset and oceans of oil--i love how he's being completely serious in showing how careless and destructive people are to our world--but yet hes using humor and sarcasm to kind-of amplify it and he talks like he's careless when he sais" we can just harpoon a narwhal " hes speaking in that careless tone,not being him-but he's using it to show how careless some people are with their ignorance t on towards the environment.
lightlessfirefly 5 months ago 3
"there is a black hole in the middle of the ocean"
aka::
...........
theres a hole in the bottum of the sea, thears a hole in the bottum of the sea, oh theres a hole theres a hole, theres a hole in the bottum of the sea.
iceydanpowns 5 months ago
This poem gives me the notion that as a human you are significant to the universe, which you're not.
ChadsFat 5 months ago
NARWHALS! brilliant poem
connordh89 6 months ago
i fucking love narwhals :DD
great poem
MrIVIalo 6 months ago
my favourite thing in the whole wide world... AND WE WILL NEVER GO EXTINCT!
alliannhatch 6 months ago
Damn!!! That was fuckin' awesome!!!!!!
MictlanADD 7 months ago
I got this love. FUCK Watsky, I thought I was getting over my school girl crush then "POW! Right in the kisser!"
Emiligia 8 months ago 2
YOU CAN'T BOWL WITH A BEAVER!
keepmewierd 8 months ago
2:15 - 3:20 = epic
TheNinjamuffincat 8 months ago
six people missed the liked button and will never get laid
bigj6545 8 months ago
6 people cant think...
eatem7 9 months ago
Only a couple of people laughed at his Mike Tyson quotes. I thought they were hilarious!
gibletsnbits 9 months ago
damn what a BAMF
Camohat100 10 months ago
Did the internet just collapse upon itself? YEP!
NDubness 10 months ago
Use the Closed Captioning feature on this video, it's hilarious.
meamfood 10 months ago 2
when did he perform this?
iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0 11 months ago
@iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0 BNV 2010
MachoMadDog 11 months ago 5
He's a great performer.
8MicFra8 11 months ago
beautifully done, hilarious, and ever so honest.
entrailrend 1 year ago
5:48
i love this part xD
Crotingo321 1 year ago
hes my idol! :)
MrToletsSweet 1 year ago
Let the troll die. Just let it go. Gosh this video rocks, doesn't it?
hatorigirl1202 1 year ago
@hatorigirl1202 - Spear the troll with a Narwhal tusk.
madbowlerV2 1 year ago
I couldn't disagree more with the message, but this guy is ridiculously brilliant. His mind reaches such unspeakable heights, and his poetry is miles ahead of basically everything in your text book. I prefer Go Robo because it's just a more optimistic message, but the two pieces go hand-in-hand thematically.
BrainsGambino 1 year ago
One of my favorite George Watsky poems.
His use of satire is brilliant.
lizardddd13 1 year ago 10
god he looks like william h. macy once he draws his goatee on
Grayzone 1 year ago
"Cry me a gas station" clever!
joshuachaffin 1 year ago 5
That was excellent!
koolkat104 1 year ago
This is absolutely brilliant!
osutuba 1 year ago
wow this guy is a GENIUS!!
maximum411 1 year ago
i like how in this video of his, he shows how we as humans have so many ideas yet we cant think of a single idea that actually helps the earth. Instead humans are selfish greedy and wasting time on useless stuff like worrying about the luxuries of life when we could actually be thinking and creating something with a benefit to everyone.
heartsturningpoint 1 year ago
HAHAHA, 5: 50
lisarebellion1996 1 year ago
Narwhal Apocalypse ahhhh! no!!! :)
TheHappyNarwhals 1 year ago
OPIUMMMMMMM! :D hahaha
DNOIP 1 year ago
listen around 2:15, a guy shouts "racist"
IDigitalUniverse 1 year ago 3
Love you. come to NYC.......
danjock 1 year ago
Great ending.
StillAware 1 year ago
I loved the bit about the opiates. So true.
RockInBlack 1 year ago
amazing :)
Rottetrol54r 1 year ago
i love how most of the kids have no idea of his sense of humor..i mean like, what he actually is trying to say..like how he speaks sarcastically, what his real message is...they just laugh at the random words and lines..Man our youth has gotten so stupid and narrow minded... Look at the real message, not just laugh all the time cuz he said unicorn (just an example)...
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke You are so stupid. You say, the youth is just laughin about the random words and such, but you DON'T KNOW! So shut up if you are NOT everyone in the room in this video!
NoLiesAccepted 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke
I love how just because the people in the audience are laughing at the parts that are meant to be funny you jump to the conclusion that nobody gets what hes actually saying. He was trying to be funny the entire time it would be weird if nobody laughed and everybody just sat and stared.
Lets try not to call people stupid and narrow minded after just showing all of youtube how stupid and narrow minded you are.
noremac1392 1 year ago 62
@noremac1392 wow wow wow, u cant deny i dont have a point.. Some of the jokes were funny, but in other parts ppl just laughed without getting the message.
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@noremac1392 a crippled kid falling down the steps might be funny to some people, but laughing is not QUITE the appropriate thing to do... you have to admit some of the things the audience said were mind-numbingly stupid. But yeah, this was amazing nonetheless.
twentyonejumpstreet 1 year ago
@noremac1392 Burned!
CherylTHawkins 9 months ago
@AJsfree2toke You are wrong, without going too far into the many ways you are wrong i will just say, George Watsky is a child. Not in an offensive way, he is very young. You obviously don't spend too much time around young people, you would be surprised, I wouldn't, but cynical people like yourself would.
TheHaystack 1 year ago
@TheHaystack Sorry,but im 18 i know what kids are thinking and i do spend a lot of time with young people as i am young.Also i know when the things he is saying funny, and when there is a time to sit back and actually think about what he is saying and not just laugh and the random words.so u think all this kid is doing is stand up comedy poetry?He is saying funny things wile giving a message, Or better said, he is saying serious things in indirect ways saying things sarcastically.
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@TheHaystack Or u think he is just doing some stand up comedy poetry or what ever to make ppl laugh. U are oviosly the narrow minded person who doesn't realize he is saying serious things. There are moments that are funny and u do laugh,and there are others were u realize he is actually saying something powerful (giving a message in a sarcastic form).
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke he is absolutely wonderful at satire... making fun of something to get his point across and pick at the flaws about it...
chasejiscool 1 year ago 2
@TheHaystack There for I am Not wrong when i say that these kids are just laughing at random words he is saying and not getting the message. Cuz if they did they really got the message they wouldnt be laughing at everything he says, because if your not an idiot you would realize he is saying deep shit.
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke Actually they would still laugh even at the serious parts. You must never have heard of dark humor. Look it up.
IGotMonkeysInMyGrill 1 year ago
@IGotMonkeysInMyGrill Sorry there is a line between dark humor and getting the point and thinking, b4 thinking in the randomness of the frase he is saying (that is funny).
AJsfree2toke 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke phrase... god damnit you say you get what hes saying when you cant even spell a word.. so what if it is something serious and deep.... he turned it into a comedy act and to make people laugh..thats why those people are laughing... they do get it but they get in in a funny way and laugh... he means for it to be funny... and obviously you are just a TROLL that always sees the darker side of things and doesn't like to laugh..... we get the message... but you just embarassed your self
WFFLPWND 8 months ago
@AJsfree2toke hey how bout u dont be such a loser and ruin the video for every1 and noremac is rght u saying that is narrow minded also if ur 18 u wouldn't spell phrase wrong and put frase cuz that is not a short hand in sort i am trying to say think before u leave a comment
kibaman555 1 year ago
@kibaman555 I think you mean..in sHort...how about you re-read what you write...
raiderbaby2007 1 year ago
@AJsfree2toke I'm sorry, but if you want to call other people stupid, you should check your own spelling and grammar before you click post. Just a thought....
djezinthaheezy 11 months ago
I love this poem because it's awkward. Just like the whole mess in the gulf was to watch. Awkward. That mix of silliness and commentary mixed with feeling awkward just laughing at the funny parts. Brilliant.
redletteryear 1 year ago
i was actually stroking my luxurious goatee when he said that!
l8ter 1 year ago
WOOT!! XD hahahahaha
Frickin' methadone..
ifeelrelaxed 1 year ago
Makes me miss my BNV experience. I had to tell my team what a Narwhal was.
CRIZZIEE 1 year ago
I'm usually a huge fan of George, but...Jeeze. Narwhal Apocalypse, although it has its moments, doesn't even make much sense. His usually exquisite timing was...off?
Least favorite poem of his by far.
annnaclaire 1 year ago
@annnaclaire i disagree strongly
stgerard1 1 year ago
@stgerard1 based on what?
zabuma 1 year ago
@annnaclaire Are you kidding me? I respect your opinion, but this has been one of his best ones. He uses sarcasm as a technique to convey that humans are overly self absorbed, which is quite clever.
cieltriste 1 year ago 42
@cieltriste That's hardly clever. It's effective, but not really clever. Lrn2Literature
Cryst0ph 1 year ago