HOW TO CURSE IN RUSSIAN 3!!

[MasterZelenki]

что за салфетка скрученная?! не надо мусор в рот брать!

[StreamingKnowledge]

Doesn't "oospakoysa" mean calm down? 

[ktulhueatingmind]

@StreamingKnowledge oospakoysa mean: calm down, relax, chill out, take it easy... on your choiсe)))

[pwncakes0013]

why was he smoking a lollipop stick

[13RageQuit]

00TheMist tu peteras petu schnok

[ExtremeSkater12300]

@13RageQuit

What???

[00TheMist]

@13RageQuit

What???

[00TheMist]

How to curse in Russian 4, hey hey hey, what the fuck are you talking about, its how to curse in Russian 3... Fuck you....... mother fucker

[XKos1XKlutches]

Хорошая работа Тони

[13RageQuit]

Boris schiscki : boris boobs

[sergiogetspaid2]

@TonyGetsPaid wait im really confused, are you russian?

[1Nekit1]

dafuq

[makihara30chise]

@TonyGetsPaid :D this is the clearest video of swearing compilations in youtube! xD you're funny dude. :))) cool

[makihara30chise]

o.o chto za hui... xD

[Lanoelle]

I did imagine you naked, with cowboy boots and a french beret...i'm sorry...

[apalex11]

Как ты говоришь по английски без акцента

[kyromonster]

WAT DOES Ooblyiudok mean? i think he said fuck head but im not sure

[danielguillermo1000]

q camara usas para grbar los videos ?

[xK1TT1x]

Klassno :D

[skinandbonz7]

These are some funny pidars. 

[itsover9000tacos]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA SOME ONE STEALING HIS VODKA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO

[Elimr0cks14]

@MmeFat it means calm down

[Elimr0cks14]

@MmeFat it means clam down

[MmeFat]

I don't understand what oospakoysa means ???? Help!!

[MrBrooksGrant]

My wife was being total suka and would not sosi hui for me. So I tell her " Go fuck your self, you son of a goat milking hag" and she still no sosi my hui! What a blat. Women these days, I can't stand them! I bet Americans have simpler time with this, I also bet they have more woman who don't look like my best friends, cousins, aunts, sisters, sons, mother, or have not shipped of as mail order wife for some ublyudok. ебет мою жизнь

[gunvor69]

@MrBrooksGrant Успокойся

[TheValkyron]

so thats not his real accent...

[xXthisXguyXx]

Aah I love this installment of how to curse in 4

[thunderbolt11285]

hes such a suka

[caddyking444]

Can someone please tell me what slovich means?

[kibaru2]

btw im georgian.... the country

[Laluush]

@kibaru2 Then why are you on this video? Vy poklonyatʹsya nas? Derevenshchina!

[kibaru2]

ur bros accent is terrible, it needs more VODKA

[lollipoppergirl]

.... >:О Успокойся блят!

XDD Я это люблю!!! Great job!!!

[zliveris12345]

make a 4th



[anthonybelmontes]

црфе зфке ща кгыышф фку нщг акщь?

[TheDarwiniser]

awesome.

i laughed.

heartily.

[ktulhueatingmind]

Жжоте, парни...Только вот зачем учить народ мату, который редко используется?

Ублюдок,к примеру.Во-первых, это не мат.Есть четкий аналог в английском - bastard.По смыслу - одно и тоже.

Тут ( я имею ввиду ситуацию с водкой) ближе слово "мудак",что имеет схожее значение,но гораздо обиднее и лучше отражает отношение к данному конкретному человеку)))))

[TonyGetsPaid]

@ktulhueatingmind oospakoysa

[ktulhueatingmind]

@TonyGetsPaid а я и не нервничала ))))))))))))))

[00TheMist]

@TonyGetsPaid

Previet Mostolovosky

[cage9876]

SNIFFF

[TonicMike]

AXYEHHA!

[Vihljamsson]

Thanks to Tony and Red Orchestra my Russian is fucking awesome! Now I can say " heavy tank ahead bitch!" or "on your knees German!". Tsk... fuck university!

[MarKoSlon]

Хоть я и разговариваю на русском, но этот акцент меня раздражает...

[Vladic72]

Boze moi durak sranuy iobnutuy v golavu durak



[TonyGetsPaid]

@Vladic72 Why do you dislike yourself so much? :(

[Ir0nF1st924]

@TonyGetsPaid you do know how to use russian letters on an american keyboard right? there is an option in the Windows language settings where you can switch between english and russian inputs. all i did to remember the keys was write the russian letter that corresponds with the key on the key. Теперь я могу переключаться между русским и английским языками

[shirayuuki13]

why are you so amazing? :D

[VorVZakonie]

duuuude ,that's fucking nice ! you should make more videos for russian swearing

[ricer4u]

I am just taking a beginning Russian class right now and your videos are freakin hilarious as hell! I also visit my friend's Russian Church once a month-oops-better not use any of these phrases. Please keep doing more Russian curse videos.

[suckmyazzz]

thank you for your videos they are very useful im learning russian very fast, your teachings are very good thank you proffesorrs

[darbomefein07]

fuckin love this stuff man. don't forget to do a number 4 buddy!

[itrytoteachyou]

2:08 hahaha

[MrROYALFRESH]

haha thats a wig

[PolinaKHeartsJapan]

Some Mexican kid in my class said "SUKA" very loud, and then I said "PUTA" very loud(puta means bitch in spanish). Curse me out in MAH LANGUAGE 'n' I curse ya out in YOUR LANGUAGE!!!! ]:<

[lauralucas1989]

His accent is so cute/hot

[hangertrash]

yeah, you got to lose the gay stuff, try acting more like men instead of suka!

[nightspotlight]

:D

[legoman9299]

ДА ЗДРАВСТВУЕТ МАТЕРИ РОССИИ!!!!!!

[blyatfish]

Te malchik sexy!!!

[EmilyLuvzYuhh]

oy blat ya fas lovlu <#33

im english russian :)

[breezybreezybabybree]

u are too cute, and i luv ur vids! :) <3

[MrALEXDABEAST]

Please make number four потому что ты самое смешное чуѡак 

[MrPlayer9999]

Monastovsky, you're great. 

[WilliamAztech]

you should put a transcript of the russian sentences you're saying, like russian subtitles along with the english subtitles.

[TonyGetsPaid]

@WilliamAztech I'll maybe

[nieckq]

@TonyGetsPaid You should indeed...

[AX79932]

whole year huh?

[skinandbonz7]

This was the absolutely best and spadyest thing I have ever seen

[MazzazzK]

Seriously guys, make more of these, they're epic! XD

[LadyAngeliSunGeneral]

Ya tebya lyublyu ;) xxxx

[ifone77]

this makes me laugh twice as much since im russian lmfaooo this is amazing

[ratedRandomstudios]

the awkward moment when you censor curse word in english when your trying to teach curses in russian

[Bediha09]

Greaaaaat *_* Wanna learn with you :D

[miriamlois93]

hahaha priviet there im a russian jew and i actually love you guys and find you funny :D Keep the work :D

[LemonFlavoredMidget]

oospakoysa isn't a curse word. it just means calm down.

[davidhaprov1]

PLEASE MAKE MOREEEEEEEEE

[Levipaulsen]

Normally i would call you guys fags for smoking fake cigarettes, but since you actually are teaching me russian i really can't complain.

[TonyGetsPaid]

@Levipaulsen Normally I would call you retarded because we're underage and have no access to cigarettes, but since you rebutted your own comment, I shall let it slide.

[Levipaulsen]

@TonyGetsPaid I think that the obvious choice would be to leave the tobacco references out of the skit, until you have the ability to get real, or at least convincing, props. Keep going with the Russian though, i enjoy your background information on your words, good stuff.

[Levipaulsen]

@TonyGetsPaid Also, What do you mean no access to cigarettes? when i was your age (i'm assuming your like 14 or something) i smoked like a half a pack a day and drank whiskey. I wasn't the ideal child. Anyways, maybe you should think about doing some russian jokes, that's actually originally how i got to your vids is an attempt to hear authenicrussian jokes in Russian.

[skinandbonz7]

@Levipaulsen yo no speak

[HST239]

I think you rock... Keep up the good work...

[TheObvios]

вы давно не были на родине и разучились материться брутально, блеать!

[ISPnation]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS REALLY FUNNY, even though I'm soviet and i understand it all

[tonyshout]

I LOOOVE YOOUUUU!!! =P ya tebe lubluuu

[ViceroyoftheCorner]

Omfg ur soo hot u look like ur from jersey but ur living in queens so weird :D

[AvrilTamtamMarques]

can i marry you, i speak russian too <3

[TonyGetsPaid]

@AvrilTamtamMarques Love ya too ;)

[AvrilTamtamMarques]

@TonyGetsPaid

ohhhmaaagaawwwddd<3 i aaded you on skype lool but you never accepted:( would be great for me and my friend to talk to u in person! :D

[TibyInTheRain]

we lovesss yyouuu <3 :*

[AvrilTamtamMarques]

@TibyInTheRain

YESS WE LOVE YOU <3

im part of that channel

[domino96b]

oh marry me :P



[theman047029]

... on your knees bitch... ahhhhh that earned a favorite

[jessluvsguyliner]

i love you <3

[TonyGetsPaid]

@jessluvsguyliner And I you <3

[SuperThebullet]

@TonyGetsPaid where is zjbs zashibys xujova:D Sivodnia xujova pogoda.I m afraid to write in russian because I dont known so much I can seak but not write :DDD I from lithuania :DDDD

[tonyshout]

i am touching myself right now!!! spasibo for the best how to curse po rooski ever!!! ;-)

[Akume99]

I love you Vladimir :<

[RaveniusSFRJ]

Vlad, stop sniffing all the time, u look like cocaine addict...

Boris, u r bad at smoking weed x) and u said успокойса instead of успокойся... lol, im not russian and i am finding u mistakes ;)

great video, though :D

[Miiichelleeeex3]

ROFL <3 i love you guys! Cannot wait to teach this to my dibilnoe friends

[nos0323]

but hes pro at russian...btw you guys should teach us how to converse in russian but with like swear words here and there :)

and not like those stupid polite words used in conversations and stuff LOL

[nos0323]

no offense but the 2nd guy (in red) sucks at accent ._.

but idk why the other comment didnt show lol, but yay you are back :DD

[skinandbonz7]

@nos0323 ne hami

[nos0323]

@skinandbonz7 huh??

and I commented again LOL, saying he was super pro at russian xD

but yeah idk i know some russian friends who dont have an accent so im guessing hes like that? :O

but what does ne hami mean?

[nos0323]

yay your finally back!! :DDD

[Mutafuka]

Since when did oospakoysa become a bad word? :)

[davitofrn]

nice one ;D make as soon as you can part 4