man that's stupid! If you're intelligent enough to call the number , speak clearly and sensibly, and acknowledge that you're doing the wrong thing , then you are either , A: smart enough to get off the phone and just pay close attention and safely drive on home...OR...(and better) B: Just pull over somewhere safe (and acceptable)...wal-mart or whatever, and take a nap.
I know who the family is. They are all nuts. It doesn't surprise me at all. She later called in her own domestic dispute later and got herself arrested again.
poor lady, good lady i guess, i dont really know why shed call the cops on her self though.... lol i would have called a friend for help, or just parked and tried to wait it out, hahaha....WOW...
funny yes but at least she did stop before she killed someone. She should have gotten off with a warning i think for this. (or a night in a drunk tank)
A lot of people are calling her stupid, but she's being much smarter and more responsible than most people that drive drunk. I hope she got a reduced sentence.
figures, shes a ginger! lol!! no....no thats just wrong. but what a dumb move. never drink and drive but, i would never surrender myself in that situation.
Mary, Mary, Mary. Didn't anybody EVER teach you that NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED? So, you were a good doo-bee, and what did it get you? Were they a bit more tolerant to you? NOPE. I don't even drink and I feel kinda sorry for this lady. OY-VAY.... And I'm not Jewish either, which is why I've probably spelled OY-VAY wrong, but you get the idea.
you know, it would be awesome if everyone did that. "Yes I like to report a bank robbery...no...I'm the one robbing it...right over on Grand St....you may need a squirt gun I'm rather dangerous..."
She should have gotten off the hook and NOT been arrested for doing the responsible thing by calling the cops and pulling over to the side of the road. What did doing the responsible thing get her? It got her arrested. Now other DUMBASSES will know that it ain't worth reporting themself to the police and Go-d Forbid a catastrophe might occur.
Listen, I know that it is obvious to you and me, but I did state that she is not the brightest but at least once on the road was lucid enough to try and get some help. The easiest thing to do would be call a cab, or any of the things you noted. The only thing I stated was that she at least, albeit late, decided to take action.
Haha, I second that! Oh no, Im a cracker? Nice one troll - Let me try - What next, some nigger calling the cops to admit he stabbed a woman with a chicken bone while eating watermelon? 911 was done by 'men white'? You mean white men, right? Get a life faggot.
you guys need to be open minded, if she didnt call someone could of gotten killed, you guys really are frucking idiot's, she did the right things, fucking prick ass fags
man that's stupid! If you're intelligent enough to call the number , speak clearly and sensibly, and acknowledge that you're doing the wrong thing , then you are either , A: smart enough to get off the phone and just pay close attention and safely drive on home...OR...(and better) B: Just pull over somewhere safe (and acceptable)...wal-mart or whatever, and take a nap.
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I know who the family is. They are all nuts. It doesn't surprise me at all. She later called in her own domestic dispute later and got herself arrested again.
georgez1970 2 months ago
a lot of snitches out there,can t trust nobody....
tudorsutu12 3 months ago
poor lady, good lady i guess, i dont really know why shed call the cops on her self though.... lol i would have called a friend for help, or just parked and tried to wait it out, hahaha....WOW...
iWillTakeYoCheese 4 months ago
Driving drunk and on the phone? wow...
MoTuWeThFrSaSu 4 months ago 2
i live like 15 minutes from where this happened hah only in wisconsin
littleton2996 5 months ago
I did cheeze, stupid bitch lol
kypedTswiper 5 months ago
click like if u jus seen this on trutv dumb criminals
cheeze1102 5 months ago
56 people have called the cops on themselves, and dont find the humor in this video
ashleyraq19 9 months ago 3
why is miley cyrus in the suggestion videos on the side....?
aly5321 9 months ago
stupid lady y would u call the cops on urself
RAMBRulez5 10 months ago
Fail
jdog15bruin 10 months ago
Wow... dumbass white ppl reporting themselves. Only in america
junjoo123 1 year ago
"You AM Driving?"
LOL
80Cecil 1 year ago
She did it for attention
Tinsletooth 1 year ago
hmm very responsable :]
BunBun2869 1 year ago
did you know that sleeping and driving is worse than getting drunk and driving
habbosuks439 1 year ago
No, Mary... you am the demons.
RedDaVincy 1 year ago
haha
isapook1 1 year ago
See what happens when your mom and dad are sister and brother. Unbelievable!!
chomama77 1 year ago 3
funny yes but at least she did stop before she killed someone. She should have gotten off with a warning i think for this. (or a night in a drunk tank)
darkdemonwerewolf 1 year ago 3
I am them.
TheWillvoss 1 year ago 7
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she must suffers from split personality disorder... or maybe from dumbass syndrome...
YoungChapz 1 year ago
she must suffers from split personality disorder... or maybe from dumbass sydrome...
YoungChapz 1 year ago 5
This is too much....
rixwerld 1 year ago
Bitch just send me the ten grand it cost for the court cost and ile come kick you in the ass ..DUMB CUNT
Treblinka2012 1 year ago 3
Some people my call her dumb i call her honest, maybe she got a gut feeling that she could kill someone or her self. Who knows.
evil420thug 1 year ago
@evil420thug she was less than a mile away from her house and that road isn't traveled all that much...
Rokath 1 year ago
lol
haoqh 1 year ago
WHATTTTT!!! CRAZY
nyce611 1 year ago
dumb
wachitodeveras 1 year ago
her face is fucking halerious.xD
LushVitalproductions 1 year ago
This was hilarious, "I Am Them" "Can I Get Out of my Car?"
xQuinones716x 1 year ago
atleast she's hot
Oasisfan427 1 year ago
@Oasisfan427 creepy.......
celeboncrack 1 year ago
"I am them." -_-
tobats2 1 year ago 4
This is near were I live!!!
FuuxJinlover13 1 year ago
I am them. you am them? yes I am them LOL
silence305 1 year ago
at least she called the cops on herself instead of killing someone in an accident. But its pretty funny
lizdylanboykie 1 year ago 12
she is a tv head
issareign 1 year ago
just like a cracke smh.
lolatmarshall 1 year ago
what a stupid ass bitch
mikeyABI 1 year ago
@mikeyABI how do you knowshe is a bitch.i she your friend?i dont think so.
brandonferr1 1 year ago
A lot of people are calling her stupid, but she's being much smarter and more responsible than most people that drive drunk. I hope she got a reduced sentence.
Skull97 1 year ago 3
LOL!
sirwojciechowski 1 year ago
hahahaha
LiveLaughLoveLucy98 1 year ago
What a freaking Idiot...
johnbacktun 1 year ago
That guy probably peed his pants as soon as he hung up.
sarahtheleprechaun 1 year ago
She need attention.
runeguldberg 2 years ago
ohh that is just funny
livinloud104 2 years ago
This happened around where I live. You can just IMAGINE how proud I am right now :P
juliethejewelthief 2 years ago
i think they should have let her off the hook. ..and maybe even given an outstanding citizen award or something.
EricSepulveda 2 years ago 15
she is a noob ^_^
vogelkillyou 2 years ago
wooooow.
MyspaceQueen66 2 years ago
I bet that cop was FLOORED!!!! ROFL~~
Firecat7409 2 years ago
What the crap... this is hilarious.
snimmybill 2 years ago
yes, thats fine, turn the flashers on mary...
taffyfields95 2 years ago
epic fail
vanillaluvvx 2 years ago 3
Hahhaha
CherryGoBoom 2 years ago
I really like how the policeman is treating her =D
Chito1009 2 years ago 6
really drunk
LPdude1137 2 years ago
"Should I kill myself?" "Yes Mary...."
demetry13 2 years ago 2
women...
xspx911 2 years ago
she was probably a geek when she was younger and tought to always tell the truth or something.
it has nothing to do with being a woman it has to do with personality and how drunk you are, idiot.
MyspaceQueen66 2 years ago
figures, shes a ginger! lol!! no....no thats just wrong. but what a dumb move. never drink and drive but, i would never surrender myself in that situation.
gow0306 2 years ago
should i take my seatbelt off?
candleice92 2 years ago 4
Silly woman..! she should of called me first. I never turn girl's away that openly want to get f**ked real hard
onvarocks 2 years ago
nasty..............
hi986736 2 years ago
America.
lol
zafzafellu 2 years ago 4
lol "okay i'm stopping"
RuhlaxBrah 2 years ago
WTF! Dumb ASS
larryraiders 2 years ago
its called killing yourself -_-
jorel658 2 years ago
hahaha
rb25z 2 years ago
she am them! XD
pkerch00b1 2 years ago 4
Mary, Mary, Mary. Didn't anybody EVER teach you that NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED? So, you were a good doo-bee, and what did it get you? Were they a bit more tolerant to you? NOPE. I don't even drink and I feel kinda sorry for this lady. OY-VAY.... And I'm not Jewish either, which is why I've probably spelled OY-VAY wrong, but you get the idea.
thelazycomic 2 years ago
Its all a little to bit "1984" for me......
spartacus6839 2 years ago
you know, it would be awesome if everyone did that. "Yes I like to report a bank robbery...no...I'm the one robbing it...right over on Grand St....you may need a squirt gun I'm rather dangerous..."
GothAkila 2 years ago 10
She should have gotten off the hook and NOT been arrested for doing the responsible thing by calling the cops and pulling over to the side of the road. What did doing the responsible thing get her? It got her arrested. Now other DUMBASSES will know that it ain't worth reporting themself to the police and Go-d Forbid a catastrophe might occur.
kalmanizer 2 years ago 3
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don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!
ThePKscene 2 years ago
Well, you gotta praise her for being honest :)
PesiCool 2 years ago 3
I lol'd.
druidieh 2 years ago 2
lmao one she drunk, and two she on a cell phone, gotta love stupid people
bridgejr1 2 years ago 3
after all, she's an american, right?
08091110 2 years ago 6
>_>
Xin1994 2 years ago
Tssk'uahahahaha!!!
Amazingly funny vid, she's on the phone, whilst driving, calling the cops telling she's drunk...
I hope she could receive the Darwin award ^^
This is so stupid: asking for a ticked and if she has to stop... WTF!?
daddyleon 2 years ago
"Can I take my seat belt off?" "Should I turn my car off?" "How many people do you get that call in on themself? Not Many." LOL TOO FUNNY!
stargazerlily86 2 years ago 41
omg ahha
skatingchink2121 2 years ago 3
lolololol
SavingSociety13 2 years ago 3
"no i am them" hahahahahaha! xD
PsychostickTacoMetal 2 years ago 6
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The booze made me do it! Darn that booze.
perspektuv 2 years ago
Hahahahaha!!
ahctl 2 years ago
heard an update the other day...she is pleading not guilty in court... unbelievable!
Greg676 2 years ago
un fucking believable LOL.
TrisLaw 2 years ago
LOL
GeoElleUnite 2 years ago
I'm very thankful for people like this, they make my job much easier.
YTReporterMan 2 years ago 4
she was probaly drunk enough to call the cops on her self
cutiepie6561 2 years ago 7
I probably would have called a friend or a cab, but at least she had the sense to know she shouldn't be driving.
Daelmyth 2 years ago 40
@Daelmyth You're kidding aren't you? All she had to do was pull over get out of her car and catch a cab. Why call the cops?
felixq78 1 year ago
@felixq78 um, that's what I said. LOL, call a friend or a cab, not the cops, "but at least she had the sense to know she shouldn't be driving."
Daelmyth 1 year ago
@felixq78
Because she's drunk !
DaTerroriZt 1 year ago
Ok! lady. were sending out officer Rivieri. Please stand by....
babylad 2 years ago 2
@babylad
LOL that retard dude!
McSexyDeluxe 2 years ago
omg lady is dumb and ugly
psyops1618 2 years ago
LOL
rosependleton 2 years ago
haa ha tit
jameswsparker 2 years ago
Umm Wow
lameshaskinny 2 years ago
what has this world come to...
fuckin retard
JJuper 2 years ago
who calls 911 on themselves dummy
TheRapperBandit 2 years ago
lol
KeepItClassyMN 2 years ago
Hm. Point conceded.
CitricAcidDrummer 2 years ago
Good for her... It sounded silly at first, but she must be a kind lady to be concerned for others' safety even when she's drunk ^_^
hwoarang92 2 years ago 5
Why not just pull over?
thecurtainsonfire 2 years ago 3
When you're drunk, common sense doesn't come naturally >.>
hwoarang92 2 years ago 4
At the very least, she had a sense of caring for the fellow drivers. It's better than continuing to drive drunk, and harming innocent people.
paranoid711 2 years ago 6
why there is no chat on you tube.. Btw anyone up for some cam chat^^
SeexyyAmbeer 2 years ago
you am them?? funny as shit!
gtrmn34 2 years ago 5
aww shucks, i thought they could let her off a little bit.
teesa2009 2 years ago 3
eso es lo que deverian de hacer los pinches borrachos ser concientes de lo que estan haciendo
rigomarquez2581 2 years ago
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cant fix stupid!!
KingBlood074 2 years ago
wtf? this girl is a fucking dumass
kane6899 2 years ago 3
Awh, what a nice lady she is, haha
nicoleanastas1 2 years ago 4
ohhh mary, what a dumb ass but hey.. i'm from wisconsin too we like to drink haha, gotta respect that she didn't risk killing an innocent driver
MrMakaveli425 2 years ago 3
Whaaaaaaaaat? lol..she's ownest..cheers Mary!
NimraX 2 years ago 2
Wh-what?................what?
WHAT? WHAT!?
theanvilcracks 2 years ago 2
Listen, I know that it is obvious to you and me, but I did state that she is not the brightest but at least once on the road was lucid enough to try and get some help. The easiest thing to do would be call a cab, or any of the things you noted. The only thing I stated was that she at least, albeit late, decided to take action.
Niobe99 2 years ago 2
"Listen"? Dude... Don't take things so personally...
bphendri 2 years ago
haha seriously lmao whatta loser
geezthomas 2 years ago
wow
lololololol thats funny
linkinparkfan0981 2 years ago
"I am them"
lol i loved that part xD
BostonTerrier23 2 years ago 7
"...you am them?"
taerven 2 years ago 7
wow very drunk
poopforlife2coolfat 2 years ago
so freakn stupid, she should have just not driven in the first place if she was gonna call the cops on herself, or pulled over and slept in her car
y9dnkbe 2 years ago
shouldn't she get credit for honesty?
potsiiscool 2 years ago
"I AM THEM" ...it sounds like the line that reveals a big twist in a bad horror movie
potsiiscool 2 years ago 5
i think she was just lonely
LifesVirus 2 years ago 2
wow
BostonTerrier23 2 years ago
i think she was lonely and needed someone to ta' lk to
bigbootyprincess22 2 years ago 3
a alchaholic 49 yr old.Thats nice.
0sonmebro 2 years ago
Wisconsin, enough said.
KDRAGON874 2 years ago
fuck you bitch, we like to drink! better than crashing and killing an innocent person right?
MrMakaveli425 2 years ago 3
well maybe if its a person from wisconsin it wouldnt hurt would it? less drivers=less accidents
geezthomas 2 years ago
I am them.
clwilu94 2 years ago 4
haha she is so stupid! "should i turn my car off??"
sebsmith1211 2 years ago
brillant
darnudory 2 years ago
"I am them"
"You am them?"
"yeah"
ECETeacher 2 years ago 3
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yaboiyungtone 2 years ago
what a dumbass
r1bert 2 years ago
There was this thing where u can call on a drunk driver and get 50 bucks. Maybe she wanted 50 bucks.
Missymgish 2 years ago 2
LOL! At least she was honest enough to report herself even when drunk. LOL!
BobDole2isback 2 years ago
lmfao nice thick wisconsin accent. jesus christ.
gigglyface00 2 years ago
omg (o,O) that is some thing
rwmtiger 2 years ago
she shound have called and just said "im stupid so put me in jail"
fuckitandfuckyou 2 years ago
Well liking older women is fine..
but come on XINKAI atleast pick one that doesnt look like she is 60....
VirtueLost423 2 years ago
people shouldnt be driving drunk the first place and she would of never put herself where she is now, she dumb for just driving
TheJmizz 2 years ago
nice girl for calling in are her self, but...eehhh. well shes cute, i'd fuck her
XINKAI 2 years ago
gross you're friggin sick dude
theycallmethebadone 2 years ago 2
what? i like older wemon
whamp whamp whaaaa
XINKAI 2 years ago 2
sickoooo.... XP
theycallmethebadone 2 years ago
hahaha hilarious haha
andreafernandez88 2 years ago
Haha, I second that! Oh no, Im a cracker? Nice one troll - Let me try - What next, some nigger calling the cops to admit he stabbed a woman with a chicken bone while eating watermelon? 911 was done by 'men white'? You mean white men, right? Get a life faggot.
Tunobe86 2 years ago
What is wrong with you guys?
That is perfectly normal. She is just being an honest person.
musrif 2 years ago
LOL what a sweet old lady lolol
itskalvinlam 2 years ago
She looks older than 49.
7d7e7f7 2 years ago
lmao... you am them?....
itspoca 2 years ago
you guys need to be open minded, if she didnt call someone could of gotten killed, you guys really are frucking idiot's, she did the right things, fucking prick ass fags
TheJmizz 2 years ago
yeah thats what some people fail to understand
XINKAI 2 years ago
she didn't have to call the cops on herself she could just pull over and not called the cops and get arrested
jacobcheese1 2 years ago
...............................................
FranksAJATT 2 years ago
lol idiot
sexitaliana629 2 years ago
Lmfao Stupiiiiiiiid.
"You Am Them...?"
"Yes. I Am Them" Hahahahaaaa
KristenCuhh 2 years ago
hahaha i love this lady, she's a sweet drunk. i hope the judge wasn't too hard on her.
slclovesmxpx 2 years ago 2
...fail
rotaryboots 2 years ago
merika
gudoleboy2 2 years ago
Probably a brainwashed Christian that rarely drinks.
Pathetic!
JonDeth 2 years ago