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  • man that's stupid! If you're intelligent enough to call the number , speak clearly and sensibly, and acknowledge that you're doing the wrong thing , then you are either , A: smart enough to get off the phone and just pay close attention and safely drive on home...OR...(and better) B: Just pull over somewhere safe (and acceptable)...wal-mart or whatever, and take a nap.

  • I know who the family is. They are all nuts. It doesn't surprise me at all. She later called in her own domestic dispute later and got herself arrested again.

  • a lot of snitches out there,can t trust nobody....

  • poor lady, good lady i guess, i dont really know why shed call the cops on her self though.... lol i would have called a friend for help, or just parked and tried to wait it out, hahaha....WOW...

  • Driving drunk and on the phone? wow...

  • i live like 15 minutes from where this happened hah only in wisconsin

  • I did cheeze, stupid bitch lol

  • click like if u jus seen this on trutv dumb criminals

  • 56 people have called the cops on themselves, and dont find the humor in this video

  • why is miley cyrus in the suggestion videos on the side....?

  • stupid lady y would u call the cops on urself

  • Fail

  • Wow... dumbass white ppl reporting themselves. Only in america

  • "You AM Driving?"

    LOL

  • She did it for attention

  • hmm very responsable :]

  • did you know that sleeping and driving is worse than getting drunk and driving

  • No, Mary... you am the demons.

  • haha

  • See what happens when your mom and dad are sister and brother. Unbelievable!!

  • funny yes but at least she did stop before she killed someone. She should have gotten off with a warning i think for this. (or a night in a drunk tank)

  • I am them.

  • she must suffers from split personality disorder... or maybe from dumbass sydrome...

  • This is too much....

  • Bitch just send me the ten grand it cost for the court cost and ile come kick you in the ass ..DUMB CUNT

  • Some people my call her dumb i call her honest, maybe she got a gut feeling that she could kill someone or her self. Who knows.

  • @evil420thug she was less than a mile away from her house and that road isn't traveled all that much...

  • lol

  • WHATTTTT!!! CRAZY 

  • dumb

  • her face is fucking halerious.xD

  • This was hilarious, "I Am Them" "Can I Get Out of my Car?"

  • atleast she's hot

  • @Oasisfan427 creepy.......

  • "I am them." -_-

  • This is near were I live!!!

  • I am them. you am them? yes I am them LOL

  • at least she called the cops on herself instead of killing someone in an accident. But its pretty funny

  • she is a tv head

  • just like a cracke smh.

  • what a stupid ass bitch

  • @mikeyABI how do you knowshe is a bitch.i she your friend?i dont think so.

  • A lot of people are calling her stupid, but she's being much smarter and more responsible than most people that drive drunk. I hope she got a reduced sentence.

  • LOL!

  • hahahaha

  • What a freaking Idiot...

  • That guy probably peed his pants as soon as he hung up.

  • She need attention.

  • ohh that is just funny

  • This happened around where I live. You can just IMAGINE how proud I am right now :P

  • i think they should have let her off the hook. ..and maybe even given an outstanding citizen award or something.

  • she is a noob ^_^

  • wooooow.

  • I bet that cop was FLOORED!!!! ROFL~~

  • What the crap... this is hilarious.

  • yes, thats fine, turn the flashers on mary...

  • epic fail

  • Hahhaha

  • I really like how the policeman is treating her =D

  • really drunk

  • "Should I kill myself?" "Yes Mary...."

  • women...

  • she was probably a geek when she was younger and tought to always tell the truth or something.

    it has nothing to do with being a woman it has to do with personality and how drunk you are, idiot.

  • figures, shes a ginger! lol!! no....no thats just wrong. but what a dumb move. never drink and drive but, i would never surrender myself in that situation.

  • should i take my seatbelt off?

  • Silly woman..! she should of called me first. I never turn girl's away that openly want to get f**ked real hard

  • nasty..............

  • America.

    lol

  • lol "okay i'm stopping"

  • WTF! Dumb ASS

  • its called killing yourself -_-

  • hahaha

  • she am them! XD

  • Mary, Mary, Mary. Didn't anybody EVER teach you that NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED? So, you were a good doo-bee, and what did it get you? Were they a bit more tolerant to you? NOPE. I don't even drink and I feel kinda sorry for this lady. OY-VAY.... And I'm not Jewish either, which is why I've probably spelled OY-VAY wrong, but you get the idea.

  • Its all a little to bit "1984" for me......

  • you know, it would be awesome if everyone did that. "Yes I like to report a bank robbery...no...I'm the one robbing it...right over on Grand St....you may need a squirt gun I'm rather dangerous..."

  • She should have gotten off the hook and NOT been arrested for doing the responsible thing by calling the cops and pulling over to the side of the road. What did doing the responsible thing get her? It got her arrested. Now other DUMBASSES will know that it ain't worth reporting themself to the police and Go-d Forbid a catastrophe might occur.

  • Well, you gotta praise her for being honest :)

  • I lol'd.

  • lmao one she drunk, and two she on a cell phone, gotta love stupid people

  • after all, she's an american, right?

  • >_>

  • Tssk'uahahahaha!!!

    Amazingly funny vid, she's on the phone, whilst driving, calling the cops telling she's drunk...

    I hope she could receive the Darwin award ^^

    This is so stupid: asking for a ticked and if she has to stop... WTF!?

  • "Can I take my seat belt off?" "Should I turn my car off?" "How many people do you get that call in on themself? Not Many." LOL TOO FUNNY!

  • omg ahha

  • lolololol

  • "no i am them" hahahahahaha! xD

  • Hahahahaha!!

  • heard an update the other day...she is pleading not guilty in court... unbelievable!

  • un fucking believable LOL.

  • LOL

  • I'm very thankful for people like this, they make my job much easier.

  • she was probaly drunk enough to call the cops on her self

  • I probably would have called a friend or a cab, but at least she had the sense to know she shouldn't be driving.

  • @Daelmyth You're kidding aren't you? All she had to do was pull over get out of her car and catch a cab. Why call the cops?

  • @felixq78 um, that's what I said. LOL, call a friend or a cab, not the cops, "but at least she had the sense to know she shouldn't be driving."

  • @felixq78

    Because she's drunk !

  • Ok! lady. were sending out officer Rivieri. Please stand by....

  • @babylad

    LOL that retard dude!

  • omg lady is dumb and ugly

  • LOL

  • haa ha tit

  • Umm Wow

  • what has this world come to...

    fuckin retard

  • who calls 911 on themselves dummy

  • lol

  • Hm. Point conceded.

  • Good for her... It sounded silly at first, but she must be a kind lady to be concerned for others' safety even when she's drunk ^_^

  • Why not just pull over?

  • When you're drunk, common sense doesn't come naturally >.>

  • At the very least, she had a sense of caring for the fellow drivers. It's better than continuing to drive drunk, and harming innocent people.

  • why there is no chat on you tube.. Btw anyone up for some cam chat^^

  • you am them?? funny as shit!

  • aww shucks, i thought they could let her off a little bit.

  • eso es lo que deverian de hacer los pinches borrachos ser concientes de lo que estan haciendo

  • wtf? this girl is a fucking dumass

  • Awh, what a nice lady she is, haha

  • ohhh mary, what a dumb ass but hey.. i'm from wisconsin too we like to drink haha, gotta respect that she didn't risk killing an innocent driver

  • Whaaaaaaaaat? lol..she's ownest..cheers Mary!

  • Wh-what?................what?

    WHAT? WHAT!?

  • Listen, I know that it is obvious to you and me, but I did state that she is not the brightest but at least once on the road was lucid enough to try and get some help. The easiest thing to do would be call a cab, or any of the things you noted. The only thing I stated was that she at least, albeit late, decided to take action.

  • "Listen"? Dude... Don't take things so personally...

  • haha seriously lmao whatta loser

  • wow

    lololololol thats funny

  • "I am them"

    lol i loved that part xD

  • "...you am them?"

  • wow very drunk

  • so freakn stupid, she should have just not driven in the first place if she was gonna call the cops on herself, or pulled over and slept in her car

  • shouldn't she get credit for honesty?

  • "I AM THEM" ...it sounds like the line that reveals a big twist in a bad horror movie

  • i think she was just lonely

  • wow

  • i think she was lonely and needed someone to ta' lk to

  • a alchaholic 49 yr old.Thats nice.

  • Wisconsin, enough said.

  • fuck you bitch, we like to drink! better than crashing and killing an innocent person right?

  • well maybe if its a person from wisconsin it wouldnt hurt would it? less drivers=less accidents

  • I am them.

  • haha she is so stupid! "should i turn my car off??"

  • brillant

  • "I am them"

    "You am them?"

    "yeah"

  • LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • what a dumbass

  • There was this thing where u can call on a drunk driver and get 50 bucks. Maybe she wanted 50 bucks.

  • LOL! At least she was honest enough to report herself even when drunk. LOL!

  • lmfao nice thick wisconsin accent. jesus christ.

  • omg (o,O) that is some thing

  • she shound have called and just said "im stupid so put me in jail"

  • Well liking older women is fine..

    but come on XINKAI atleast pick one that doesnt look like she is 60....

  • people shouldnt be driving drunk the first place and she would of never put herself where she is now, she dumb for just driving

  • nice girl for calling in are her self, but...eehhh. well shes cute, i'd fuck her

  • gross you're friggin sick dude

  • what? i like older wemon

    whamp whamp whaaaa

  • sickoooo.... XP

  • hahaha hilarious haha

  • Haha, I second that! Oh no, Im a cracker? Nice one troll - Let me try - What next, some nigger calling the cops to admit he stabbed a woman with a chicken bone while eating watermelon? 911 was done by 'men white'? You mean white men, right? Get a life faggot.

  • What is wrong with you guys?

    That is perfectly normal. She is just being an honest person.

  • LOL what a sweet old lady lolol

  • She looks older than 49.

  • lmao... you am them?....

  • you guys need to be open minded, if she didnt call someone could of gotten killed, you guys really are frucking idiot's, she did the right things, fucking prick ass fags

  • yeah thats what some people fail to understand

  • she didn't have to call the cops on herself she could just pull over and not called the cops and get arrested

  • ..............................­.................

  • lol idiot

  • Lmfao Stupiiiiiiiid.

    "You Am Them...?"

    "Yes. I Am Them" Hahahahaaaa

  • hahaha i love this lady, she's a sweet drunk. i hope the judge wasn't too hard on her.

  • ...fail

  • merika

  • Probably a brainwashed Christian that rarely drinks.

    Pathetic!