here is some shit he missed, i could give no single fuck about what other say, but i find something biological in my brain, that i feel reluctant on carrying an umbrella..i'm fucking lazy to carry it, and it just fucking sucks.
Hey, women do the same shaming thing too, only more subtly. "Oh, you are upset, poor thing. Here let me comfort you, because you know how nurturing we women are, and then I will proceed to never have sex with you ever."
Haha I love how some people say gender roles as if nothing about it is biological or evolutionary....people need a science textbook. Anyhow great material!
I don't get why men choose to stay in their assigned gender roles when it's so "tough." Just fucking be who you are and stop giving a shit what people say, that's what women had to do to wear pants and get jobs. You can't complain about feminism when it's actually giving you the opportunity to go right back and say, "yeah, oppressive gender roles suck. I shouldn't have to pay for dinner" I'd appreciate a guy to be honest instead of just trying to be "masculine."
@loveisthelaw999 Feminism isn't giving men an opportunities. Yea oppressive gender roles suck but now it's reversed and favors women. If things tip in womens' favor it's ok, but when it tips in mens' favor it's seen as sexist and exclusive.
@mikelorenz121 It is obviously both, being it ridiculous to assume ALL women do, and no men. In my opinion, men have more influence on other guys than women do. I usually don't hear girls calling feminine men, 'faggots' 'pussies' 'wimps' 'girls' etc.
@fuckingsickadventure I've heard women call men fags, gay, homo's, weak, soft etc etc... whenever a man deviates even slightly from what a woman deems as "masculine" behavior. It's as if women feel threatened if a man doesn't exhibit a masculine caveman mentality and attitude at all times. I guess it's easier for women not to see men as valid human beings if they're just reduced to cavemen in a woman's mind.
@mikelorenz121 I have as well, probably 20-30times. But that is compared to the hundreds or thousands of times I've heard guys negatively comment on another guy for showing any sign of femininity.I've experienced women being, obviously, more open to femininity than males. But no matter who is pressuring who, we all need to understand we are all limited in our expression. And this limitation doesn't stem from men or women but from the ideals in the media. Barbie. G.I. Joe. Snooki. Peter Griffin.
@fuckingsickadventure I'm suggesting that men are bashed daily in the media - portrayed as either perverts, psycho's or buffoons. The education system sends out a strong message that masculinity is wrong. I never had a male teacher during my schooling and the messages I received from female teachers were all negative. Look at how men are treated in the family courts etc.. Take these things into account and ask: "Do these things convey a more positive image of men to women?"
@fuckingsickadventure Also, male deaths in the workplace (in the U.S. alone) make up 93% of the total work death rate. Over 95% of soldier deaths are male. Male suicide rates have risen 4x in the last 10yrs. I've yet to meet a woman who is even aware of these stats, let alone consider male rights as anything other than a joke.
Okay. Weed will eventually legalize everywhere, gays will eventually marry everywhere, and swear beeps will eventually disappear everywhere. Why resist?
The really sad thing is, this is true. My brother operates with the exact same macho man mentality. Makes me wanna punch him in the nuts and scream "Put a goddamn coat on if you're gonna smoke in ten below zero!"
this shit honestly pisses me off. its true, and you gotta do it. its fucking annoying, but you gotta play your stupid fucking gender role. lifes kinda shitty.
Yes cause god dame doe's not ofend A opressed group of pepole it ofend A group of deuce bag call jew christian an muslium an they deserve alot more for the thing they done to this Earth!
1:11 to 1:16 is the funniest few second of Bill Burr I have ever seen. I had tears streaming down my face the first time I saw that.
ActaNonVerba71 4 days ago
The bleeping is insufferable.
Pastor9764 5 days ago
I guess the lesson here is suck a dick and you'll live longer?
incandesantlite 1 week ago
What a biiiiip !
rasetoi 1 week ago
They censored homo? Really?
L0ST1231 2 weeks ago
@L0ST1231 yup america has gone crazy
calexrose 1 week ago
I love the rapid bleeping. I don't know why but sometimes when the humor comes from an f bomb being dropped the bleep somehow sells it.
SpiderandMosquito 2 weeks ago
Can't even tell what he's saying with all the fucking bleeping over it.
WalterLiddy 2 weeks ago
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here is some shit he missed, i could give no single fuck about what other say, but i find something biological in my brain, that i feel reluctant on carrying an umbrella..i'm fucking lazy to carry it, and it just fucking sucks.
Sam10947 3 weeks ago
Fuck those beeps, I mean fuck me Jeezus we are fucking mature enough to censor out the shit we don't wanna hear
clumpft 3 weeks ago
Hey, women do the same shaming thing too, only more subtly. "Oh, you are upset, poor thing. Here let me comfort you, because you know how nurturing we women are, and then I will proceed to never have sex with you ever."
SerbAtheist 3 weeks ago
"No I'm not cold. I'm just thinking of something I really agree with."
XDD HAAAAHAAA
TheHouseOffice 3 weeks ago
fuck off with yoru fucking beeps ffs. Get this video off.
ghostandgoblins 1 month ago
remove this video and kill the bleeps. WTF?
SoCalDualSport 1 month ago
why do people censor the word fag or faggot..they dont censor nigger or cracker.
gay people deserve to be called faggots and die
phillicheesestake 1 month ago
Sad but true.
lordmccoy 1 month ago
Haha I love how some people say gender roles as if nothing about it is biological or evolutionary....people need a science textbook. Anyhow great material!
Dobogio 1 month ago
Dudes, he's a comedian. Stop taking him and yourself so seriously. He's hilarious.
crmr1034 1 month ago
This makes me love my non-gender-role-conformist boyfriend even more.
Quintus468 1 month ago
@Quintus468 your boyfriend is a faaaaag
YouTuballer 1 month ago 14
"You carved a pumpkin? What are you-a fag?" When dude turns his back, smash that jack-o-lantern right into his crown.
Mr1FineDay 1 month ago
I wanto hug a puppie
pokecheckpoke 1 month ago
You carved a pumpkin what are you gonna do next? LOOOOL
Shassouneh 1 month ago
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I don't get why men choose to stay in their assigned gender roles when it's so "tough." Just fucking be who you are and stop giving a shit what people say, that's what women had to do to wear pants and get jobs. You can't complain about feminism when it's actually giving you the opportunity to go right back and say, "yeah, oppressive gender roles suck. I shouldn't have to pay for dinner" I'd appreciate a guy to be honest instead of just trying to be "masculine."
loveisthelaw999 2 months ago
@loveisthelaw999 Feminism isn't giving men an opportunities. Yea oppressive gender roles suck but now it's reversed and favors women. If things tip in womens' favor it's ok, but when it tips in mens' favor it's seen as sexist and exclusive.
WillGotti 1 week ago
It's actually WOMEN who criticize men for doing something a WOMAN sees as un-masculine.
mikelorenz121 2 months ago 35
@mikelorenz121 It's both women and men. But more women find it cute than men do.
loveisthelaw999 2 months ago
@mikelorenz121 that's worse
spaniardvids 2 weeks ago
@mikelorenz121 It is obviously both, being it ridiculous to assume ALL women do, and no men. In my opinion, men have more influence on other guys than women do. I usually don't hear girls calling feminine men, 'faggots' 'pussies' 'wimps' 'girls' etc.
fuckingsickadventure 2 weeks ago
@fuckingsickadventure I've heard women call men fags, gay, homo's, weak, soft etc etc... whenever a man deviates even slightly from what a woman deems as "masculine" behavior. It's as if women feel threatened if a man doesn't exhibit a masculine caveman mentality and attitude at all times. I guess it's easier for women not to see men as valid human beings if they're just reduced to cavemen in a woman's mind.
mikelorenz121 2 weeks ago 2
@mikelorenz121 I have as well, probably 20-30times. But that is compared to the hundreds or thousands of times I've heard guys negatively comment on another guy for showing any sign of femininity.I've experienced women being, obviously, more open to femininity than males. But no matter who is pressuring who, we all need to understand we are all limited in our expression. And this limitation doesn't stem from men or women but from the ideals in the media. Barbie. G.I. Joe. Snooki. Peter Griffin.
fuckingsickadventure 1 week ago
@mikelorenz121 2 Are you suggesting woman look for reasons to justify that men aren't valid human beings? Where did that come from?
fuckingsickadventure 1 week ago
@fuckingsickadventure I'm suggesting that men are bashed daily in the media - portrayed as either perverts, psycho's or buffoons. The education system sends out a strong message that masculinity is wrong. I never had a male teacher during my schooling and the messages I received from female teachers were all negative. Look at how men are treated in the family courts etc.. Take these things into account and ask: "Do these things convey a more positive image of men to women?"
mikelorenz121 1 week ago
@fuckingsickadventure Also, male deaths in the workplace (in the U.S. alone) make up 93% of the total work death rate. Over 95% of soldier deaths are male. Male suicide rates have risen 4x in the last 10yrs. I've yet to meet a woman who is even aware of these stats, let alone consider male rights as anything other than a joke.
mikelorenz121 1 week ago
"fuck that im not suckind im not suckin d=ick" XD
Danshro 2 months ago
@ProfQuarteg Well I take that as a compliment.
crypter27 2 months ago
BUTTON YER SHIRT
YA FAAAAG
savagegalt 2 months ago
I like how you said could kick ass. That means youre followin the code. Dont use until provoked. Keep it up.
jboogi90 2 months ago
@Scollee900 Quit being an asshole #1 & #2 I probably could kick your'e ass for I'm a trained martial artist!
crypter27 2 months ago
My friends never do that to me!
crypter27 2 months ago
He needs some friends who ADMIT they're gay, rather than closet-cases obsessed with DENYING it.
SovereignStatesman 2 months ago
Okay. Weed will eventually legalize everywhere, gays will eventually marry everywhere, and swear beeps will eventually disappear everywhere. Why resist?
jebsievers 2 months ago
So true, being a man is tough
goldencrusader1 2 months ago
The really sad thing is, this is true. My brother operates with the exact same macho man mentality. Makes me wanna punch him in the nuts and scream "Put a goddamn coat on if you're gonna smoke in ten below zero!"
SchizoSchematic 2 months ago
He's one of the funniest dudes I've ever seen
Alanondarkadept 2 months ago
this shit honestly pisses me off. its true, and you gotta do it. its fucking annoying, but you gotta play your stupid fucking gender role. lifes kinda shitty.
cheeseyfosheezy 2 months ago
@cheeseyfosheezy
'gotta' do it? speak for yourself
goldsak 2 months ago
I like hot choco, there I said it.
WhyKeepPiranhas 2 months ago
Beep? Lose that shit
SoCalDualSport 2 months ago
Words cant describe what im feeling, im beyond laughing at this point. I can't breath
AdrenalineHeat 2 months ago
This is true. Hence, fuck the human race.
Nagneto 2 months ago
Wait what? They censored "dick" at the beginning, but not at the end? Wtf?
JanickYoung 2 months ago
i wanna drink with him
KeirVega 3 months ago
1:11 I'm not sucking dick I'M NOT SUCKING DICK LMAO
MrLSDMTHC 3 months ago 2
fuck the fucking bleeps for fuck's sake
pokernuts 3 months ago
"I thought it, then I said it.. I'm awesome!!" hahahahahaha
MOnster2470 4 months ago 4
dislike cuz of the bleeps. it kills it.
SoCalDualSport 4 months ago
"I'm not cold, I'm just thinking of something I really agree with" LMFAO
kelly2charmin 4 months ago 8
Censored version ?????????
HosstheBossRoss 4 months ago
This bit is 100% true. My friends would be relentless if they saw me with an umbrella....LOL!
Slikrik1212 4 months ago 3
The current crop of 19-30 year olds don't seem to be as bad about this.
nurb101 4 months ago 5
@nurb101 a lot of us could do with a bit of this though. We are now fucking pussy's.
mdsatan 4 months ago
This is why I hate men...and I'm a dude!
DarkSkar7 4 months ago
Wait...you can say *Dick, Fairy, gay, ass, Bitch, shit...but not Fag.....my head hurts!
howlbigbadwolf 5 months ago 7
@howlbigbadwolf cause even though faggots can take dicks in the ass... they cant take a joke -___-
ihateted11 5 months ago 7
@howlbigbadwolf fags are ciggarrets, ciggarets cause cancer, cancer is not funny
mdsatan 4 months ago
They're bleeping out fag? You have got to be kidding me.
bweazel 5 months ago
hate those beeps that tv shows put on
LilMonsta2373 5 months ago
theese beeps are so fucking silly.
JillmanVideo 5 months ago 2
@JillmanVideo They come from a more innocent time ;)
bweazel 5 months ago
Funny how he can say dick and ass but fag is bleeped.
skrason 6 months ago 4
@MASTEROFASSWIPE im talking about that fucking beeps men... i like bill burr as he is.. no beeps..
umgajokualker 6 months ago
what is the sound at 1.58? wtf?
RizBurnin 6 months ago
Some fag puts beeps in this video
vasyan123 6 months ago
i have somthing to say to the moron who made this shit::
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep
umgajokualker 6 months ago
@umgajokualker that's preaty harsh
143lordmegatron 6 months ago
i really need to stop eating while i watch these.. i am going to choke one day lol
ripsnorter419 6 months ago
I thought it, then I said it - I'm awesome
jules8903 6 months ago
This is why stand up comedians are the modern philosophers. It's harder to get more socially relevant.
jhohcable 7 months ago 17
Can't wait to see this guy live!!
cphive 7 months ago
HE GOT BANANAS IN HIS PANCAKES!
cmiller8492 7 months ago 4
ogre laugh at 1:55
df61660a 8 months ago 2
they can say god damn on comedy central but not fag?
joeratti 8 months ago 6
@joeratti There's a scheme behind that. Very noticeable.
hootyhaha 8 months ago
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NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 7 months ago
@joeratti
Yes cause god dame doe's not ofend A opressed group of pepole it ofend A group of deuce bag call jew christian an muslium an they deserve alot more for the thing they done to this Earth!
NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 7 months ago
ahhh it's brutal!
g0dbel0w 9 months ago 7
Fucking beeps.
DaveFishBulb 9 months ago 169
@DaveFishBulb Bleep beeps.
1911lover01 1 month ago
bill burr hangs out with douche bags
maddogx55 9 months ago 7
Burr is one funny dude. I saw him live and can't wait to see him live again ... he's outstanding. Check out his podcast - also fantastic.
villanova1983 1 year ago 53