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  • Does anybody know any good movies with Teutonic Knights?

  • @UndeadTurk /watch?v=L4DrZPSlp2I polish film from the 60s

  • @UndeadTurk Alexander Nevsky. Best evar.

  • Teutonic Templars jajajajajajaja

  • Жаль,что в реальной жизни обычно так не получается. Но ничего не скажешь, реклама со "вкусом".

  • super video!

  • This should be an movie instead :)

  • stupid ad

    

  • To be fair the intro was quite epic, it's a well done commercial

  • I loled so hard.

  • Well I'll have to remember this the next time I have an army of experienced Knights Templar soldiers bearing down on me...who the hell is this supposed to be advertising to!?!?!

  • damdamdam-dadada-dam! damdamdam-dadada-dam! UNDER PRESSURE!!!

    Bowie is everywhere! =O

  • @StrangeTickingNoise it's "Queen" song...

  • @alukard0808

    okay you got me... but bowie was with them! =D

  • @StrangeTickingNoise maybe:) 

  • Well, I'm sold :)

  • docela zneuctění šermu a historie vůbec

  • HAI HAI BABY 

  • @Miklu93 i think is ice ice baby

  • lol

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, veeery good spot, great :)

  • and they would have been able to swim without that heavy armor..

  • is part of History,,,,,

  • seems legit

  • This is my favorite documentary!

  • @mrxcurrymuncher You realize you are whining about a chips advertisement?

  • @WolfhoundMercenary You realise he was making a joke?

  • oui se sont des templiers pas des teutoniques....

  • "facepalm"

  • The crosses are Templar, not teutonic

  • seems acurate

  • Tee Hee! So the teutontic knights were defeated by potatoe chips. You learn something new every day

  • not at all just a good add

  • @noblered5

    hahahaha, I don't know, we all know how powerful chips are.

  • Haha

  • This makes sense!!!

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  • seems legit

    

  • Too funny...

  • Pixel war

  • dd

  • Павел Воля хрустел! :D

  • XD

    

  • /facepalm

  • I dont think thats historically accurate

  • @noblered5 Actually it is... Some kind of food killed all templars

  • @noblered5 - Yes it is, a packet of crisps does wonders you know.

  • @noblered5 Its the Americans with the reputation of dishonesty, Russians know they're history better then you.

  • @BilalNoorAlhaqq It was a joke comrade. Try not to take it too seriously :)

  • @BilalNoorAlhaqq yeeeeees man I agree you, absoluty, ehhehe, but dont said " americans" because that is about all souls and nations in this continent, said "yankee", greetings !! :D

  • @noblered5 No, this is actual footage of the battle. True story.

  • @Paramecium302 yeah i was there seen the whole thing go down with my own eyes

  • @noblered5 true story. I was there.

  • that's no teutonic armor!

  • W T F ? ? ?

  • i hate tiss comecial templars are the ultamet

  • @GHOST2924 With the exception that these guys are supposed to represent the Livonian Brothers of the Sword (white surcoat and Red Cross) who conquered the northern Estonia (known as Danish Estonia) for Denmark.

    Also, them and the Teutonic order formed one state. So it's understandable they are portrayed like that.

    For a guy who claims historical superiority you don't seem to grasp that little detail.

    How did you came up with the Templar none-sense anyway?

  • @GHOST2924 Seriously, how old are you? 13 at most judging by your grammar.

  • Is this a documentary?

  • Sorry, mostly Estonians from Dorpat were in that battle, only small number of Teutonic knights involved and only a small number fell, twenty brothers killed and six captured, loss of life was not severe. The Livonian Rhyme Chronicler states that the Orders forces were outnumbered sixty to one.It was only a disasater because Pskov had to be abandoned, not because tyhe Order was decimated.

  • @brentano2277 its a crisp advert...

  • @Oddtom121 Yeah I know, but.......

  • And on that fateful day. The Republic of Novgorod defeated the mighty Teutonic Knights with a combination of Smart Tactics, bad weather, and delicious potato chips.

  • @KramerKontained94

    ha ha ha >_< Thats exactly how it was!

  • Russians... chewing crunchy snacks... to defeat Teutonic Knights... while singing Vanilla Ice... Life is good.

  • in mother russia...

  • Я понимаю,что это всего лишь видеоклип,реклама,но всё-таки хочу спросить,-а каким боком сюда приплели тамплиеров???Вроде бы Александр Невский бился с Тевтонским Орденом?!!У немецких рыцарей были чёрные кресты на белых мантиях...

  • @sergey8675 Да ты прав! :D

  • JA TORE HER SER DU AT TEMPLARS ER NOOOOBS :D

  • круто, мне понравилось

  • The Teutonic Order should have won.

  • @jfarrp Templars* White with a red cross is of the Templar order. White and Black is Teutonic.

  • uashaushausaushaushauhsaushauh­saushuahsuahsuahsuahsuhaushaus­haushaushuashuahsuash!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • как же надоела эта гнусная рожа и эти мерзкие сухарики которые по составу своему не отличаются от яда.

  • xD

  • There are two Russian generals that have never failed when called upon when Russia has been under an invasion, general January and general February.

  • o by the way those knights are templars,duh...

  • @libextremist no their german teutonic Knights

  • a military genius indeed

  • did this actually happen?

  • @SmokeytheBear66 April 1242 Prince of Novgorod (in case of Novgorod republic 'Prince' rather means 'contracted minister of defence') young and controversal Alexander defeated the Teutonic Knights squad, enticing them to spring ice of deep lake. This is known in Russia as 'Ice Battle'

  • @AlYBold sorry i didnt mean to offend.. maybe i did but i dont even remember what i said!

  • @SmokeytheBear66 dont worry, all is Ok

  • HAHA GOT ME SCUMBAGS

  • Funny commercial but when i see all the reactions, sad people get a life.

  • American terrorists! Bombing civilians since 1940!

    Who was/is responsible for so many civilian deaths of Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings???

    NO ONE! That bombing was an act of breaking civil/human rights! So FUCK YOU ALL AMERICANS,

    hope your stupid imaginary state dies, after all you are the descendants of British (Europe/s) worst criminal scum who settled and invaded Native Americans and forced them to surrender only to claim that land

  • @chickenfinger90 actually the Europeans that came to America were under relegious persicution, they wanted to believe they wanted to in peace. The reason we bombed hiroshima and nagasaki is because many more lives would've have been lost on both sides if we had invaded japan, and that was 1945 not 1940, you uneducated piece of scum. So next time you go spewing lies and misconception about my country, at least know your dates and facts before doing so...

  • @waaazo1221 Cool off, American. The atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki WERE means to a literal ending of or at least in theory of instigation, shortening of the awkward Pacific theatre of the Second World War. There were indeed intercepted instructions which detailed how the Japanese planned for a 'Mass population Banzai Charge', starting at the shoreline against any Allied invasion. Millions would die, for sure, including tens of thousands of Americans. But its STILL civilian targeting.

  • @waaazo1221 I didn't meant 1940 of H&N bombing you moron, the war ended in 1945.

    so who gave you the right to kill 400 000 civilians (women, babies, elders included) ?!?!?! you did that to ''save more lives and end the war faster''. fuck you stupid cunts and your terrorist government, I just pray that your foul ''state'' is going to collapse one day, you rebellious scum!

    so called ''Americans'', ppl who invaded native Indians and claimed THEIR land and now call yourself USA? bahaha

  • @waaazo1221 so they came because of "relegious" (it's religious dumbarse) persicution and then they killed off all the Native Americans....

  • @DrinkToIreland its persecution lols

  • @waaazo1221 so who are you calling uneducated piece of scum if you can't even spell religious right.... And yes more lives would have been lost... soldiers not civillians... Oh and f.y.i the Americans were not the only ones fighting the Japaneese. The Chineese, British, Indians (from the country of India) and the Burmese (from Burma) were all fighting the Japaneese, they didn't have to but they wanted to help their Allies America, not knowing that Americans would take all the credit for ww2

  • @DrinkToIreland Soviet Union participated in war with Japan either. In August of 1945 it defeated japanese troops in Mongolia and China

  • @waaazo1221 No, many more american lives would have been lost, "your Country" killed millieons of men women and children, I am not mad they did that, but don't try to tell people that it saved lives on both sides. I am happy that it happend, but sad that so many young children had to die in a mens fight. And don't think America is the only place that attacked Japan, Britain and a fewl other countries also did.

  • Oh my God! I thought this was a real version of Alexandr Nevsky! That's hilarious!

  • Hey, guys, it's a fucking chip ad, get worked up somewhere else lmfao, you're all embarrassing yourselves

  • LMAO@ the comments about the brave red army. Awful poorly trained,commanded, abused and scared to death. Russia only ever won anything because of their weather and the massive amount of soldiers they'd hurl at the enemy. Russian military is still the same exact way and I just loved it when little Chechnya buttfucked them in the first Chechen War.

  • @ChuckinCho Yes, we are Wizards of weather, we control it and it never affects us.All losers always find the cause of defeat in either bad weather (cold, hot, rainy, snowy) or little green men or angry insects and so on. LOL You yanks never understand how Russians win all great bastards like Napoleon or Hitler - definitely the bad weather is the cause, this is the only argument that available in your small stupid retarded minds

  • @ArhSergey stfu if you dont know anything about history, yes both napoleon and hitler failed to take russia due to weather.

    Russia wins all the great bastards, pretty interesting how a little island called great britain beat your asses, and then even a smaller island called japan also beat you haha

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod Ok, Some historic facts. About weather. There's a good Russian proverb "Balls always hinder bad dancer to dance". Napoleon - he entered Russia with more than 610.000 men on JUNE 24 of 1812 and left Russia on DECEMBER 14 with 60.000 men, so 90 percent of his army was left dead in Russia in their graves. I don't know what's going on with climate in USA but here in Russia the period from June till December is called Summer and Autumn.

  • @ArhSergey

    HA HA HA :D It make more sense this way "An excuse of a bad dancer is - My balls hinder me to dance" :D

  • @Danilla229 As you wish, fellow :)

  • @ArhSergey Canada and Russia, cold brothers have to stick together eh? :D

  • @WordBearers194 Yeah! We have much in common :)) Indeed among my the most favorite rock-bands I have a couple of Canadian: Rush and Voivod ! \w/

  • @ArhSergey I love the russian their are good a depoplulating the human habitates on earth if it wasn't for you people will have more people right about now on our planet,so keep up with the good work. :D

  • @FernandezJPaul i have no fucking idea what are you talking about, dude...

  • @FernandezJPaul enough of this population propaganda, theres not to many people society and populations are just poorly managed.

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod Let's carry on.Hitler's plan to occupy the main european Russia's territory was called "Barbarossa" he planed to take all main Russian cities: Moscow, Liningrad etc.till December (does it remind you of something?) All he succeeded - he took secondary cities Minsk, Kharkov and Kiev. Yes his army was not ready to fight in winter of 1941 so he couldn't take Moscow. But winter of 1942 Wehrmacht WAS prepared for winter action but COULDN'T take Stalingrad

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  • @linkinparkMikeShinod Yes,Russia lost war with Japan in 1905 with approx.equal losses but Japan was defeated in 1945 in Mongolia, it lost more than 80.000 men, Soviet Union - only 10.000. About Great Britain. If you refer to Crimean War 1853-1856 yes alliance of the France, Britain and the Ottoman Empire won during long bloody conflict and they lost about 350,000 men, Russia lost 220,000 men. Outcome of this stupid war was insignificant local concessions in Black Sea area.

  • @ArhSergey Quoting Wikipedia is not a good idea... but you seem very concerned with numbers. The Germans inflicted 11 casualties on the Russians for every 1 of theirs. While the Russian effort was considerable losing the amount of men they did was inexcusable.

  • @Talbot6832 yes if counted killed civilians - total 27 mln dead in Soviet Union. It's so easy to kill children and women, those bastards were murderers not humans. I know different sources of figures including history books etc, Wiki shown here only to find info easily for people.

  • @Talbot6832 Anyway 11:1 is bullshit. Soviet Union lost about 27 mln including civilians, AXIS lost in the Eastern Front more than 5 mln. I don't know where have you taken 11:1 ratio. What's the source?

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod So be so kind please - just BURN all your stupid american history textbooks, especially those containing so-called "weather arguments" it makes LOLs to all intelligent people who don't learn history watching hollywood movies

  • @ArhSergey wtf are you talking about december = winter, and wow japan was defeated in 1945? yea after we did all the hard work, and plus you guys are fags cuz you had a treaty with japan not to attack each other and once USA has practically defeated japan u declare war and invade them?

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod December 14 is the date when last 1600 survived men the remains of French army crossed the Russian border while retreating.Hard frost began only in the end of their retreat. Nobody argues USA defeated the main Japanese forces, Soviet Union entered the war with Japan after atom bombing of Hiroshima. Stalin gave a promise to Roosevelt during Yalta Conference to enter the war with Japan within 3 months after Nazi's Germany downfall to help USA

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod Concerning my criticism about the way USA wages its wars killing civilians. WWII: bombing Dresden, Hamburg etc to kill civilians as many as possible (more than 400,000 people), Bombing Japanese cities including Atom bombing (up to 500,000 civilians). Vietnam: oficially more than 65,000 civilians. Iraq: more than 120,000 civilians. You can find all these figures in Wiki.

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod Wiki article "French invasion of Russia":".for much of the period of retreat, the temperature did not drop below 10 °C (50 °F) and even at its coldest during November in Vilno the temperatures on the 13th (−8 °C/18 °F), 14th (−9.2 °C/15.4 °F) and 15th (−6.5 °C/20.3 °F) were not specially severe. In fact the severe cold temperatures that are often referred to and depicted on paintings did not occur until AFTER the French retreat crossed the Neman River"

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  • @ArhSergey gtfo u fuckin russian go get your facts straight, USA didnt lose a single battle to vietnam, we only had to drop out of thw war thnx to the stupid hippies, and the reason we dont fight any big countries is cuz they're all afraid of us, just like the soviet union in the cold war, we didnt even fight and they collapsed how fuckin lame is that

  • @linkinparkMikeShinod So a bunch of hippies made the usa stop the war in Vietnam?

  • @aDarkNightsky The USA was supposed to be an "isolationist" country in the first place, meaning they don't believe in interfering in other nations affairs. They got comfortable and allowed questionable people to rise to high places and from the 19th century until present day they are an imperial power, those hippies were standing up for true American values, despite how meek and unwilling they were to use force in order to bring about change.

  • @mothman64 It was no offense to you or america, but I thought it was funny how you said that the hippies made usa leave vietnam. I think that the war became to expensive for america and that they were affraid to make other countries mad and that for that reason the stopped the war and the vietcong got what they wanted. But I don't know much about that part of the worlds history so I will not say that you are wrong or something.

  • @aDarkNightsky Oh no worries man, I wasent offended, you are right the war go out of hand and out of control and Washington naturally felt "fuck this" feelings, although I wasn't even around back then so for all I know I'm speaking out of my ass. Im not even American.

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  • @ChuckinCho So true, also dont forget Finland. They were overpowered 10 to 1 and still kept their independence in a war that lasted for several years..

  • @casinozx

    lol what a crazy shit 10:1? lol dude, finnish army made of Chuk Norrises?? ha ha!

    It's true that USSR shouldn't have messed with Finns but 10:1 LOL omg. Their generals must've been Rembo, Niko, Jecky Chan and Brus Lee Right? aaah ha ha

    Finns used guerilla tactic which let em kick some Russian asses. But for real it looked like 3 Finns to 1 Russian. Read some history dude.

  • @Desspite Ah, my sentence might have been a little confusing, I was referring to battles such as the battle of Tolvajärvi, where Finns indeed killed literally ten times their own numbers. Including tanks, artillery and other equipment.

  • @casinozx Well, its not a shame to lose to Finns. And I only know that one Finn drinks like ten Russians >_<

  • @Desspite We call its "Sisu" ;)

  • @casinozx Yes,Talvisota Winter War 1939-40 was indeed stupid shameful war (on the Soviet side), you were so lucky to deal with stupid unskillfull scared Soviet command (after "Great Purge" among best commanders committed by bastard Stalin), who kept their a kind of "style" waging war throwing soldiers to pointless death. That repeated itself again in 1941-42 during german invasion... Anyway you have what to be proud of! That was steadfast manly defence of your homeland.

  • @casinozx And I'd like to add something to you and to that american idiot to whom you made reply: That stupid tactics to throw masses of soldiers concerns fucking SOVIET history period only! Before 1917 any war Russia waged (won or lost, even WW1) had losses either equal or less. For example famous russian general Alexander Suvorov never lost a battle for all his lifetime.

  • @ArhSergey That is true, and I'm not holding back that it was thanks to Stalin and also the German support we had that "won" (you know what happened) us the Talvisota.

  • @ChuckinCho Wow, you're not exactly a bright kid, are you?

    The human waves strategy was used only in the Soviet Era. Russia had many sucesfull generals and tacticians throughout the history like the mentioned Alexander Suvorov.

    How about you get your facts straight before spewing your utter none-sense? Jackass.

    Now get lost you sniveling little freak.

  • Poor Templar's....

  • haha best comercial ever!

  • @Hoursunend SPOILER ALERT!!!

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  • Why is there WW2 arguments here? Yes britain opposed the reich,yes they fought,no they would not have won, YES U.S.A. turned the tide of war, why is this argument on this video?

  • @DukeOfTennessee117 LOL :)) Keep learning history by watching hollywood movies and playing computer games, instead of reading archive statistics and facts... Yes jewish inglorious bastards killed Hitler and 100 men including private Ryan defeated all germans, man :))

  • @ArhSergey I am afraid i have no idea what you are rambling on about, the fact that you are arguing over WW2 on a Polish vs mongol video shows how unintelligent you are...

  • @DukeOfTennessee117 The fact you think the USA alone turned the tide of war makes YOU unintelligent, yank.

  • @TheSleeper33 No because that is the truth,Russia also turned the tide of war,i don't want to play keyboard warrior with you so bye...

  • @DukeOfTennessee117 :)) Polish vs Mongols :))))))))) you blow up my brain :)))))

  • @ArhSergey LOL! i wasn't planning on someone else responding,LOL! I was hoping el retardo over here would reply, yes i know this battle isn't poles vs mongols i actually know quite a few fact about this battle, like the tuetonic knights lost this battle,this battle also marked the end of the tuetonic campaign against the Russians, BUT this battle WAS in the wake of the mongol invasion...

  • @DukeOfTennessee117 :)) The point is I simply had looked at your info here on Youtube so I saw you're interested in military history much and that was your "kind a troll" joking or smth :)) I'm also interested in history much,so you're right - this battle won by Aleksander Nevsky and was very important in Russian history, actually he saved independence of nothern Russia (Novgorod etc) and he was pursuing a complex policy to mongols so they never occupied nothern Russian lands

  • @ArhSergey Indeed...

  • 0:24 HRUS!

  • и что тут обсуждают???

    эх, говорила мама, учи иностранные языки

  • what does ww2 have anything to do with a commercial taking place in the medieval times...

  • They're singing a song made by Vanilla Ice? they fail just for that

  • hahaha ^^ made my day

  • Besides since WW2 America has put their grubby fingers in everybodies pie! Not nescerlly a bad thing but not a great thing either..least they have some to notch swords and arms producers!

  • America came in late, during WW1, Russia had pulled out by then,, and WW2 it was only due to Pearl Haurbour being bombed that America entered the war. If Hitler wasn't such a dumb arse and kept changing his objectives Germany could have taken Moscow and thus taken Russia..pity the Gaulieters treated the local populous like shit else the Russians may have help Germany dispos of the commies! Anyway New Zealand had the toughest soldiers so there! hahaha

  • @SwordOwar I agree with you that Hitler was dumb arse and kept changing his objectives.I wonder if Hitler did push naval and air attacks on England ,instead of making such large front to the east.If he sent all the best divisions to London instead of Moscov ,if he could succeed he could've push out commonwealth countries out of war.

  • There was Jožin z bažin below, so cracked ice. That's all.

  • Calm down, it's only a commercial for snack food. sheesh.

  • @GrainghisKhan12 the first normal american i see here! that's the point, it's just a commercial where we make some fun of our history.

  • America is still the best country in the world anyway.

  • @SS0UTHB0UND The youngest, Most arrogant country in the world, Your still infants on earth. the rookies.

  • @MegaFight4life Oh yea cos all the old countries-China, India, Egypt, Korea, Mongolia, Algeria(Carthage?), South American tribes-all get heaps of respect ay

    Russia was just a bunch of peasants untill 900AD (i think) and brits werent any better, since they were complete savages before jesus came

  • @funnyguyagency Thats right, britain was just a mysterious country around that time, we started to become civilized when the romans invaded. And we are MUCH MUCH older then the u.s.a, how old is it now? like 300-400 years old? if that? britain is FAR older then the usa.

  • @MegaFight4life i dont care whether ur older than the usa...im saying ur 'we r 0lder ther4 b3tter" argument is indeed laughable to many people