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  • @Sekatathefag go bug someone who cares. Here, type in one of those more anti-racial vids and go troll someone there.. Your going to make me bored...

  • @Sekatathefag ehhh??? what???

  • lol at the two fingers up high pitched " NEE HOW"

  • gonna take a shot in the dark here but judging by the furniture and room layout is this by any chance in yantai university accommodation in shandong?

  • u may like, Haggis, really dont research what and were it comes from, but it is nice.

  • @kaligorod Please stop calling Chinese people "Chink". We are not terriost. We are not murderers. PRC is not a cult. The only reason Tibet is under opressive rule is because you guys are trying to break away from China. Not good. Don't even try. It's not like Libya anymore. You are facing China. The China. Stop trying. You won't win. I'm sorry for your Tibetan friend. That's what happens when you protest a totalitarian goverment. People get killed.

  • @pogobat In China, it is considered polite to eat as much as you can. Also, are you sure you weren't sick from food poisening?

  • Come on people... LISTEN to me!!

    CHINKS shot and killed my Tibetan student friend, without any reason!!! Chinese communist military is NOW shooting & killing the Tibetan Monks, and civilians in TIBET/UIGUR/MONGOLIA through INVASION!!

    CHINA is a TERRORIST NATION!!!! CHINKS are Invading MURDERERS!!!!

    PRC is Brainwashing CRIMINAL CULT!!!!

    CHINKS killed 20% of TIBETAN population and still oppressing and arresting / murdering without any trial!!! NOT talking about the HISTORY.

  • @kaligorod

    I don't think that anyone cares about that.

  • @kaligorod you forgot to add that Hollywood isn't racist and that america isn't guilty of war crimes.

  • @kaligorod

    we all know, however the reason nothing major isbeing done(like what we did to Libya) is because China owns alot of the US debt. That and they have close to 400 nukes and can reach the US, piss em off to much, and shit storm happens. Sorry for your friend though Problem with China is they think they can boss everyone around... they even tried to tell India what to do, they have big boy syndrome.

  • Your first time to China, you have to adjust to the food. It sounds weird, I know, but when I was in Hong Kong for my first time, I puked a couple, and had to see the doctor and had to drink the s**tty pink medicine. Same the second time a year later, but now for my fourth, I just get rare stomach aches. Plus if you ever visit again, get soy milk. Regular milk is half milk and half fat.

  • 3:01 - Did I hear somebody whistling??

  • That pretty Chinese girl is Fan Bing Bing! Gahhh!

  • sheep stomach? Ugh!

  • @gloomblast3 Compare it to the invasion of China during WW2. If I remember correctly, China lost more than 5 mil civilians to the Japanese since China was still in the civil war. The Chinese during that time could be survivors of present China. China isn't what you would call a terrorist nation, but it lacks justice. The Chinese gov't are the terrorists. Not China.

  • I dry your mother

  • $4 dollar massage. I'm going to China

  • AGREED vvvvvvvvvvv

  • I like this more than D3PO...

  • remember when you called it a v........log

  • if u ever plan on goin to Jamaica DO A VIDEO PLEASE

  • this is why you must love china

  • I dont like guys with bad teeth.lol

  • I feel that bad after eating my birthday cake every year . Walmart cakes are a no no lol

  • it isChinese moive star。 Dan

  • Only $4 for an hour long massage? No wonder that many jobs gets lost in the Western-world, especially manufacturing-jobs.

  • haha, u actually went to Xi'an, right?

  • it's chinese girl on the pack...a famous actress..named Fan Bing Bing

  • @gloomblast3 Yes they ben doing that for a wile now. But I cant do anyting about it. Ok maby I can but that would take all of my time. And so just like everone ells, I will not stop the killing, because i wanna play on my computer.

    I think this is why Hittler was able to do what he did.

  • @gloomblast3 and 80 % don't care ! what the hell does this have to do with a guy vlogging about his trip? i swear do that somewhere else where people actually gave a rats ass. this is youtube!

  • @thepaesesai nice one

  • your mandarin sux.

  • Nice, Nice, Nice! i really enjoyed listening about your experiences in china

  • $4 hooker massage. Hear those are easy in asia. Man I spend 90 bucks for my weekly massage!

  • cute :)

  • $4 massage? Included everything? Top-off?

  • what? only 5 courses? That's the simpliest in a retaurant meal. I am pretty sure cos I am a chinese.

  • Next time try one of the "spring massage" places. It will cost you a little more than 34Y but your story will be a lot more interesting next time!

  • @xiongmu

    Ha, no. Happy ending is for losers. Get a girlfriend.

  • @xiongmu yup penis massage LOL

  • @xiongmu More than half china industries have been making counterfeits including military stuffs. Instead of banning counterfeits china gov has expanded them. These imitations has brought china 100 billions $ every month. According to studies, the # of counterfeits have increased more than 15% yearly. Every country has at least 30% or more china counterfeits. I don't think china is a qualified country and should not be allowed to trade with other countries around the world. what can we do?

  • it's your Birthday everyday o.0

  • Holy shit! your last smile scared me!

  • You guys are funny as fuck. Obviously that is a Chinese girl, but he said "Let's Eat Chinese Girl". He was saying I think that the food inside isn't Chinese girl.

  • 大哥,你在講什麽啊。聽不懂了啦!!!!

  • @htaoji1988 他在发中国的牢骚!!!一个不懂中国历史的白皮仔!!晕~

  • hope you get kidnapped and beheaded with a knife, you fucking cumstain

  • 4 bucks? :)

  • happy ending? :D

  • god you are so ugly and retarded, and why do you say "ni hao" like that? don't you know you sound like a complete faggot? seriously, i hope you go kill yourself. jump infront of a chinese bus or something b/c you're fucking annoying. die.

  • did u get alittle ;)

  • yeah you go to walmart where u get to save up your money bcuz the workers don't get a good pay while they bust their asses

  • ....是不是有病啊? 在中国买东西商标当然是中文的了。来中国就应该学中文的。自己不­争气还对没有英文打抱不平。真2

  • @fishytroll 简体中文的食物是有点儿好

  • @fishytroll 我们到国外也没中文,也不是一直叫我们学tmd英文

  • @fishytroll 开不起玩笑的家伙,没前途

  • Is your birthday on may 20?

  • after reading comments...i still must say, if i could get a $4 massage, i would be rather satisfied for my money....BUT, I wouldn't mind a little extra. JK....but seriously. giggity.

  • Ni Hao!! Im Kai Lan LOL

  • you got the currency wrong. 1 US = 6 something yuan..max 7 considering it was a year ago lol

  • @msdollygirl It was frozen at 6.83 for a couple of years. I always use 7 in my mind when doing conversions.

  • THE CHINESE HAVE NO CHEESE

  • American Wal-Mart, and the $5 (crack head) blow job....how cheap! All we need is a piece of crack! Do you smoke crack?! Honestly...do you? If so, I will like to introduce you to China"s discounted AODA program....it won't cost much. Because you already owe us a trillion dollars! You are "1" of our best customers! You are a "valued customer!" You are welcomed here as long as you want! Please, have some food...(your own dog), taste veally good? Hahahahaha....you eat dog!

  • You say chinese sounds like girl. =_=

  • lets eat pretty chinese girl lol

  • @beaboyy hey, if she is pretty (which i find most Chinese women) then i would be all for munching.....if you know what i mean. Giggity.

  • oh my god, i just unsubscribed because of that "i'm out" thing..... so racist, TO MAIH PEEPUL

    LOL JK JK, DBUNIVERSE FTW

  • $4 Massage with 'extras?

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  • @chaivangyang $5 (crack...) blow jobs with extras?

  • @sweetypie000 It cost $5 to get your dick sucked in amelica?! In China, it's only $4! What?! You have to buy "crack!" What is "crack!".......Okay, I buy crack. Veally cheap....I veally like amelica....cheap sucky sucky...

  • your eating dog meat hahhahaha white mannnnnn

  • $4 bucks for a happy ending? damn, that's a bargain!

  • Did u eat dog meat??? U like dog meat??

  • Don't like the chinese food in china, the meat has a weird rotting taste of some sort,

  • @stopbeforeerp

    Indeed u are right. Chinese food in China sucks. U should try chinese food in Singapore. My favourite is shark fins' soup. The weird rotting taste u tasted might be dog meat.

  • @HoSayLiaoLah uh, I think from my name u should have realised I am from singapore hahahha. no the rotting meat taste was probably pork.

  • @HoSayLiaoLah

    Apparently you are poor people, r ya ?

  • @stopbeforeerp That was dog meat bitch! You eat dogs!

  • @stopbeforeerp, you must have went to the wrong places...like the places that kill cats and pretend it's lamb. I've eaten some of the best meat ever there in Xi'an.

  • if you pay more and go to a good massage place, their stuff are even better, even the girls are prettier

  • Hey dude, can u tell me where u got the massage? Me and my sis are going to China in the summer. Love to get à massage!!

  • ¥34 =$5 US DOLLARS I GUESS,i think u visited a small town or a city in China,if u go to somewhere that is bigger,you would pay much more,it would be around $40--50 for a hour

  • 4 bucks for a massage. not a bad deal

  • @dietzchris In America....you can get a massage for free! As long as you know how to talk to the girl. Not bad...even better than China. In China, they want $1, $2, etc., over here...all they want to hear is...."damn you're beautiful...", not bad. Cheap massage...

  • the girl in the cover is a chinese girl,her name is fanbingbing,lol

  • have you ever tried the chinese pizza hut Dan?? it is REALLY good, it's far more better than the Australian pizza hut, it's weired isn't it

  • how come there's no videos of you actually in China?

  • no one can get bored of chinese food as long as u keep eating different types of them :P

  • @omglolwatermelon there are SO many kinds of food here!

  • u want happy ending?...

    lol but i lived in biejing

  • xin nian hao!

  • @hujintaomustresign4 YOU ARE AN IDIOT

  • death squat sent - CCP agent

  • I don't think you are serious.You can criticize CCP,but you can't make a story to insult CCP.

  • actually eveythings more expensive in China, except the basic living necessities. America is the new cheap!!! You mother fuckeR!!!

  • ur so funny, luck u in China, to a Chinese in Australia everything aren't that cheap.

  • dam being in china lucky bastard.. :P are u drunk everytime u make ur videos??? i know chinese beer are so fucking cheap !! !!

  • f$%k thats £2

  • in chinese massage parlors cant u pay them extra for a bj?

  • ni hao? bu soy! bu soy! bu soy!

  • The girl on the snack package is really a Chinese girl. Her name is FAN BING BING, who is a very famous star in China

  • @rachel0zhang

    to be more accurate...a very famous bitch...XD

  • You probably got a stomachache because there wasn't enough CHEESE in your meal. A massage eh? A 4 dollar one too! I stand corrected...you probably did pop your virginity. Shame you had to do it in a "ORIENTAL MASSAGE PARLOR". How's it feel to lose it in a foreign country?

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  • A real first class massage in China will cost you at least $500 yuan per 15 minutes.

  • Maybe that's all you can afford ! $4 for a massage won't get you anything in REAL China.

  • no thats not true.

  • "Their standard of living is lower"? This ain't fuckin' Africa. That's bullshit. You must only be hanging around the really poor areas to have an opinion like that.

  • uh... nooo.... the cost of living is a lot lower in China.... And although China has a lot of wealthier cities, rural areas still account for over 60% of the general population....

  • I'm sorry but I believe you fail to understand my point. I'm saying that he constantly talks about China like he's mocking it and trying to make it sound like a shithole full of cheap brothels and bars. Like the title. "Chinese Wal-Mart and a $4 Massage" can be roughly translated into "Shitty products and a $4 Blowjob". But of course......that may just be me thinking that lol

  • @gamehazard101 I think you have just a pervert mind. It's just his interpretation of China and I like it. Every descent well educated person knows that you have to interpret this with a great sense of humor.

  • @r8448 "Every descent well educated person knows"..... That's debatable. There is no universal law that says that. Everybody has a different opinion and you would do well to accept that. Your English is broken but I'm guessing it isn't your first language so I'll look past that. I don't have a perverted mind either, I'm just used to translating what people say to what they really mean.

  • @gamehazard101 How can you know what he really means? You only give the perception that your interpretation is universal. You forgot something to say. Everybody has a different opinion and a different interpretation.

  • @r8448 You were the one making generalizations in the first place. Are you Chinese? If you are, then you would probably have some idea of what I'm talking about. Good work on turning my words against me instead of coming up with something of your own though. By the way, that WAS my opinion and interpretation. You just felt the need to comment on it.

  • @gamehazard101 Go to sleep. I have others thing to do. Much interesting things then this. If you don't understand this video and my comment on yours then it's your problem, not mine. Bye!

  • @r8448 Apparently not since you have the time to keep replying. Also, work on your English, I could barely understand you.

  • @gamehazard101 Strange, you're the first one complaining about that. Second, it's very easy complaining about my English, maybe we can keep this discussion in Dutch. Curious how good your dutch is. I very much doubt that you speak another language except English.

  • @r8448 Hmmmm..... I thought you had other things to do? I can speak some Cantonese and a bit of French (albeit badly) as well so I hope that puts your doubt to rest. Next time, don't reply to people's comments (first) and waste their time.

    Pro Tip: If you reply to someone's comment on YouTube and it isn't positive, it will probably lead to an argument.

  • @gamehazard101 Oh, and I thought, you could barely understand me?

    I always reply on the most stupid comments on youtube. Post more intellectual comments in the future and be a little less sour. In the mean time, I'm learning some English. Thanks for the free class... :D

  • @r8448 That "could barely understand you" comment was both an insult and sarcasm whereas your claim was a blatant lie. I'm sure you're a total genius and everything but I think my comments were intellectual enough. The fact that you keep replying shows how easy you are to goad. I've been stringing you along like a puppet.

    To quote Euripides: "Where two discourse, if the one's anger rise,

    The man who lets the contest fall is wise." So please, do yourself a favour. Good luck with your English :)

  • @gamehazard101

    1) My claim wasn't a blatant lie.

    2) This discussion is rather interesting for me, to practice my English. I have to admit, the content is rather boring.

    3) Concerning the puppet, I think it's the other way arround. But yeah, you may think otherwise. To quote Oscar Wilde: "Illusion is the first of all pleasures"

  • @r8448 Whatever you say. You can keep pretending you're smart if you want. I on the other hand actually DO have something to do right now. Thank you sir for the amusement. It was funny watching you rack your brain for a comeback and trying to refute my statements without providing any logic.

    Me: You are a puppet.

    You: No, YOU are!

    Me: You're statement was a lie!

    You: It was NOT a lie!

    P.S. You're still a puppet. Also, take a hint and stop typing. There's online English courses you can take.

  • @gamehazard101 Haha. I made you so angry! Now, you can call your mama. Maybe she can help. :d hahahaha :D

  • @r8448 Yup, you sure did. I am totally angry! I love all the emoticons you're using though, are you a 14 year old girl? Haha, you loser! So, you're from Belgium? Guess what? Nobody gives a shit about your puny, middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere country. The only thing people know about your country in places that matter is that you make good chocolate. See? That's me if I had your brain. If you really are 25 and can't come up with something good to say, you should be ashamed. Commit suicide. Hahahaha!!

  • @r8448 Also, I'm not angry. On the contrary, I'm actually laughing at how pathetic you are. First, you try being logical and when you failed at that, you tried being a troll which you're also failing at. You're not good at anything it seems. Hey, tell you what, I'm Chinese-Canadian if that helps you come up with anything.

  • @gamehazard101 Common baby, give to me! Blame me. Is that all you can do? Oh you're so adorable. Tell me if you ever visit my middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere country. Then I can give you a free box of chocolate and a beginners guide: "How to discuss without blaming someone without arguments" ! :D hahahaha!

    ps: " I'm not angry. On the contrary,..." Sorry, I'm not convinced. First you swear at me, and then you try to convince me that you were not angry. How sad! :) Ok, next try!

  • @r8448 Holy shit, you're still going AND missing the point! Do people only swear when they're angry in Belgium? I don't think you understand what I'm typing. Perhaps Europeans have a different way of interpreting words.

    "Common baby, give to me!" Broken English aside, are you a homosexual? Maybe you should suck off the guy in this video if you're so intent on defending him.

    P.S. If you want, you can send me the chocolates. Send me the guide as well, it will serve me well as tinder.

  • @r8448 Oh yes, and look at my previous comment, "That's me if I had your brain." Do you know what that means? It means that those are the kinds of insults I would use if I was as much of an airhead as you. You haven't shown me what YOU can do so I have to assume you can't do anything. "Oh you're so adorable." Unless you are a woman, that is very disturbing. It seems your English is actually getting worse with every failed retort. I bet an infant would be better at trolling than you.

  • i think all the packages of all the food stuffs are poofy because of ur elevation and the air pressure is different

  • i'd eat fan bing bing too .. i also like how you can get a haircut,shampoo wash,massage all for $4.

  • u look like having sex with that messager

  • 4:15 holly shit...

  • it is a cheap place

  • dude wtf???!?!?!?

    well nopt in hongkong it cost 600 hkd which is prober 90 us dollars

  • oh i went to china in 4th grade and we had gone to xian and had hot pot

    which was amazing haha

  • that's less than 3 euros lol.

  • hahahahahhaha super video !!! wow

  • china is keeping yuan's value low, thats why you can get a massage for 4

  • My guess for the message cost was $140! 35X's cheaper than what I thought!

  • did you get the happy ending?

  • hurt

  • didnt the girl standing on you really heart?

  • what a fumbling simpleton fag

  • lol.....ur vids almost ecact my trip to china

  • no happy ending?

  • yeah the girl is fan bing bing hahah..

  • the Chinese massage was great but it hurt a little ^ ^

  • are the cantonese this unknown? D: =P