that's what I thought about all the potatos but then I relized there's more, and then pop, my brain popped and realized everybodies one milimeter close.
El señor patata tenía hambre... al parecer se comió así mismo, pero no. Me temo, tu hayas comido al señor patata en un intento por mitigar su feroz apetito de silencio...
I don't trust what the potatoes say to me. They never gave me any reason to.
I once knew a boy who could shape shift into a potato at will. One day he forgot how to change back and ended up as a bunch of french fries at McDonalds. Finally Philip Seymour Hoffman came along and ate him so I suppose it was a noble death.
I was talking to sir Potato and I must say that I ate him with butter and salt and pepper. So I need to find another one. Don't eat him like I did. Have a great night my friend. I hope you have the best weekend ever. God bless you and your family.
was that an Idaho potato .haha!
leadfoot1963 2 years ago
ahuaauhu wonderful.
omegait2000 2 years ago
wonderful wax and enlightenment.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Haha love your videos!
graciousplum 2 years ago
Is it because you understand everything?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I once played with potatoes and marshmallows on mescaline. I was on it, not the potatoes.
Polermo 2 years ago
Did you take it to the next level???
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
lmao!!!!!!!!!
ocallahan2 2 years ago
well at least you did that.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
i feel like theres some kind of hidden meaning of some sort haha
ClawMachineMonster 2 years ago
Yes it's an invisible one.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
tilt shift? :10
karateporkchop 2 years ago
I don't know, what kind of tilt shift.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Get help
Heart2Heart59 2 years ago
I will but it has to be healthy help.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
wtf! ;D
SCX2k 2 years ago
I could live with a wtf.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Not funny.
But totally entertaining and surreal.
Very surreal.
DamagedF0X 2 years ago
I could live with that.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
you crack me up!
ReligiousReidBaer 2 years ago
How many pieces?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Millions ...
ReligiousReidBaer 2 years ago
well first of all, ya gotta understand, that potatos, do not talk my friend..BUT, they're good to run with ^_^..heheheh
elviradark6 2 years ago
Do you run with potatoes often.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
only on mondays ^_^
elviradark6 2 years ago
lol great video , well done ! =>)
GContelli 2 years ago
A vid made out of the inspiration of a turkey.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
wELL pLAYED mY FrienD..... wEll PlayeD.
yEs there iS Alot tO uNDErStAND.
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zparedes 2 years ago
I don't understand.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
MIWD - ya know... I've never met a potato I didn't like... OR believe.
This was so cool ... revealing secrets and stuff? C'mon, how great is that?
Bflatblues55 2 years ago
Yeah, do you have two dollars. I will reveal the secret of the butt.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
*****
preacain 2 years ago
l;adjf;aqhepbqeilfb
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
iRISH SOUNDING DONKEY WANTS WATER HEEHAAAW
preacain 2 years ago
Don't forget knarf!!!
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Hahahaha! Funny stuff.
Darlin' dress! Hahaha!
Loves,
Mooz
moomay11649 2 years ago
why wacka wacka thank you
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
everything is everything.... i understand this so i must be close.
BlkUnk 2 years ago
that's what I thought about all the potatos but then I relized there's more, and then pop, my brain popped and realized everybodies one milimeter close.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
YUMMY!!!!
TROLLAVISION 2 years ago
Chicken Sandwich?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Nice hat at :58. Very becoming! ROFL! :)
Thegrinch17 2 years ago
Why I've already became.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
LOL! I know & this video proves it! That trendy hat is all the proof that anyone needs! :)
Thegrinch17 2 years ago
The meaning of life is hidden in your french fries.
Great stuff as always !
tritriren 2 years ago
the meaning of life is everywhere.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Howard Cosell Was Just A Common Tater
theredchair1 2 years ago
where is Howard Cosell?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Grants Tomb?
theredchair1 2 years ago
Dr Phill will memorize the hachacha! what else ?
MrOutPsycho 2 years ago
thank gawd for dr. phil
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Nice pirate hat.
Ranrun1 2 years ago
What are you talking about! It's the revolution hat.!
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I doubt it.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
KNARF!!!!!!
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
uh buck wack?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
french fries.
horsesinnyc 2 years ago
french my momma's salad dressing.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Mash me or starve!
chevkoch 2 years ago
I will confuse you. Now smile!!!!!!
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
So that's what I subscribed for?
chevkoch 2 years ago
and chicken.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I saw a potato on a platter at Trader Vic's.....it looked just like Peter Lorre !
Pinchysandcrab 2 years ago
interesting.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
5***** !!!
bttzd 2 years ago
A five plus of internal greatness.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I would have peeled it, but another good job. 5 stars
drazil91 2 years ago
don't peel it. it has a life too.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
i heard the potato! Squash mumble. Limes are cool.
starzship 2 years ago
Where did limes come from? In this forum. It's only about potatoes.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Well I understand
thecainers 2 years ago
Perhaps but to really understand. you must rewind time.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Po' tato, i knew him well...
xxWhiteBrickWallxx 2 years ago
no you didn't. He's gone.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
now I'M invisible!
IcanSeeAndHearYou 2 years ago
Why come back.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
very clever
Vegetanthony 2 years ago
clever how? I ask you. Where and when was this clever? Why what do you mean? Do you mean anything?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
No vegetables were harmed in the making of this video....
noliketoregister 2 years ago
The one with the secret was harmed. No body can know the secret, he had to be killed.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
did you eat those potatoes ?
SocialDeviant77 2 years ago
I ate all three. And you saw they all had something to say.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
poe tay toe
CheekyUploads 2 years ago
Moe woo chops
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I feel assaulted and enlightened at the same time. What does that mean?
seaweed2007 2 years ago
Well really, that's life. It's like being assaulted and enlightened at the same time.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Ooohhh Oh my God I Found the secret I found the secret!!!!!! :D
Yeaahh!! I love the secret
monstersitophil 2 years ago
I'll pay you 30 dollars for your secret or we can make a secret trade. Let me know.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Jab the potato with a fork, multiple times, then roast it. It will know whos the boss then. lol :-)
naughtypuppetshow 2 years ago
Your the boss sir.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
El señor patata tenía hambre... al parecer se comió así mismo, pero no. Me temo, tu hayas comido al señor patata en un intento por mitigar su feroz apetito de silencio...
roma77amor 2 years ago
Bueno tu tienes para comer. Y lo hago todo el tiempo. Har Har
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
My mom grew some potatoes this year. I pulled one out and it screamed...I left the rest for her
KasperRocks 2 years ago
I would put that screaming potato back.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I have a potato. Everyday it grows another eye to spy on me. It knows all of my secrets.
moviedan 2 years ago
The potato that knows all our secrets, must be sacrificed.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
potatoes know it but we dont know potatoes know it
oiooioo000 2 years ago
but what does that mean?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
aha zen like potato reminds me of sandwich i used to know
maracm 2 years ago
Was it called ernie?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
That's one smart potato!
dashpoet 2 years ago
your figured it out, but it's not to be trusted.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
... I'll keep my eyes peeled...
dashpoet 2 years ago
Yeah, I wish he knew another language though.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
was the donkey a sailor?
hopeonatenspeed 2 years ago
Tis true, The donkey sailor is in our dreams.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
equality for bushy potatoes
in all their manifestations
frankblame 2 years ago
I second that in a half.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
tu vestido de novia dentro de unos años sera un articulo de culto,ajaj..saludos
KIKILOGIC 2 years ago
SAlute...............
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I don't trust what the potatoes say to me. They never gave me any reason to.
I once knew a boy who could shape shift into a potato at will. One day he forgot how to change back and ended up as a bunch of french fries at McDonalds. Finally Philip Seymour Hoffman came along and ate him so I suppose it was a noble death.
erinmerle 2 years ago
Bravo! Bravo! A noble death INdeed. What a fine actor to eat such grossly fried impurities.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Your path is wonderful...
Tedsuzan 2 years ago
One path after another and another and another. It never stops.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Hahahahaha! Love the chicken! Great!
colorina1980 2 years ago
The chicken man is disappearing.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
well done and i get it
startoverdoitagain 2 years ago
but what is there to get really. Just more potatoes. Because I'd like five more. Do you have five more?
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
i have as many as u need all u have to do is ask
startoverdoitagain 2 years ago
haha! potatoes are so shallow!! that man is very deep for hanging out with potatoes!
johnburnap 2 years ago
not too deep, a little spacy.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Interesting
Jordmate 2 years ago
interesting can change the world and make it smell.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
potatoes... potatoes..aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A potatoe like God has many eyes to see us All!
A potatoe in the ground is heaven, than the potatoe boiling in it's waterly Hell!
Save the potatoes..Save them...sniff...waaaaaa!
hipperzdave55 2 years ago
If you save the potatoes. Please don't tell my mother. She's the one who wants to destroy them all.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
Deep down...I think potatoes just want to be loved.
Heck, if you think about it...we're all just a bunch of talking potatoes!! ;-)
hallbe 2 years ago
It makes sense, but I don't know why anymore.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I was talking to sir Potato and I must say that I ate him with butter and salt and pepper. So I need to find another one. Don't eat him like I did. Have a great night my friend. I hope you have the best weekend ever. God bless you and your family.
JoeFielding72 2 years ago
You shouldn't of eaten the potato. Time will fold backwards now.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
I knew the secret, but I was waiting for you to say it. =]
toastyplatters70 2 years ago
And it's dash dash beeeep yadda yadda monkey.
maninwhitedress 2 years ago