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  • Why didn't they post the 2nd round? I bet that kid eyetel got ate the fuck up in the 2nd round thats why... Nocando is on a another level compared to this kid.... but eyetel is okay... he has potential... but this battle was Nocans because the truth is....he doesn't have that big of a head.. its like clowning someone with fat jokes when he weighs 140 lbs.

  • lol nocandos so much better whyd this dude needa bring his whole fanbase

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  • wtf was this crowd watching haha it couldn't of been the same battle i was watching.

  • 2:36 "Nocan's head is very averaged sized" hahahaha

    I guess Eyetel was supposed to be battling someone with a big head or something? lol

  • @zetapingpong it says "NoCan's head is barely average sized" i think...

    But wow Eye came thro w/ his own cheerleading team hes cool its a freestyle battle not a sports team

  • eyetel=writtens

    nocando=verbalfreestylerape

  • I wonder who Eyetel wrote that for?

  • aahha i hate lames who bring their crew 2 a battle.. its like. a white guy vs nocando at a kkk rally.. obviously white boys got the advantage..

  • Eyetel raped dat nigga. watchall talkin bout????

  • eyetel got murked

  • "his hands are too coarse when he masturbates"

    -nocando

    lol, that's good sensory detail

  • eyetel tells on his own crew to the cops. haha. bitch

  • nocando killed him. eyetel=cunt

    nocando=king!

  • the guy saying eyetel is a complete faggot & has angerd me that now i think eyetel is a homo mc. your own fault for bringing homocrew to cheer for you

  • dude that shitty guy actually beat nocando? lol wtf?

  • eyetel ur wack.

  • y didnt nocando go that other round???

  • nocando was winnin but "muhfuckas " didnt wanna let it happen.

  • does nocando even have that big of a head?...

    i prefer nocando and i think he edged it but

    eyetel was aight too.

  • lmao bringin cheerleaders is mad homo, if they just playin the crowd thats 1 thing.. but if you cant get a random crowd to chant for you without having told them to ahead of time, or them having planned it themselves.. thats lame.. nocan still got this tho, his shit off the top was more complex lines then dude who came prepped

  • i had a camera guy and 3 other people with me. i didnt know anyone else there. thanx for the comment though

  • You have a bigger head than Nocan! haha.. funny shit though.

  • "think hes great why? he cant rhyme"

    nocando takes his easy.

  • i like how while his groupies were chanting his name that one guy called him out

    "no writtens, nocando's head is very average size" hahaha

  • I took off my headphones after they rapped and saw this comment. Lmaooo.

    Bunch of groupies in the crowd, dude was garbage. Yeah, was obvious it was written the entire time. Generic bighead rhymes for a guy who doesn't have a big head.

    Where's the video to the extra round? I wanna see NoCan serve this guy again.

  • eyetel is sooo wack

  • that was some dum shit, they should have let it go atleast another round ... eyetel was just tellin slow ass dum head jokes. nocando was about would have fucked him up worse

  • A DOUBLE SCOOP ON A ICECREAM CONE LMAO

  • eyetel sucks .. nocandos illl

  • he's iight. the dick-riders were pretty whack, though.

  • nocan lost this battle? say word.

  • Eyetel, shit I'd battle that guy for money any day.

  • normally i don't talk that e-shit, but in this case, so would i...

  • Indeed my friend.

    That written about his big head was pretty weak.

    Nocando's head is pretty small.

  • I don't see why, talking e-shit is possibly the most entertaining form of creative writing.

    Almost as fun as talking crap in real life.

  • well, i do make exceptions... creative writing... haha.

  • eyetel's homie had an orgasm after his verse

    "tee-hee-hee-hee"

  • Eyetel think he hot shit hahah get the fuck outta here wit dat whack written bull shit, wasnt even funny

  • that eyetel eyetel shit was hilarious

  • what a humorous battle. Nocan's unrehearsed stylings are doper than eyetels 4 big head jokes he thought of ahead of time.  Then he goes and gets ripped up by i-dub with writtens of his own. what a joke.

  • "nocan head is very average size"..looooooool eyetel lost dumb ass cheerleaders..

  • eyetel brought his cheerleaders

  • Nocando was on fire!!! Everyone just standing around not trying to put him out.

  • but his heads not even big...

  • eyetel's head looks bigger

  • all that eyetel chanting was so annoying

  • damn thats me in the background sippin

    a brew with the white hat to the back

    by the Dj kid

  • why do the crowd think nocando is spitting writtens?

    people who cant rap that well think you have to dumb things down to prove to the crowd its off the dome...STUPID!

    nocando is in another league

  • because the crowd doesnt know shit about rappin

  • All thats shit sounds the same..

  • eyetel should be on smack not this off the top shit.. all his jokes made no sense like fat bitches wearing spandex...

  • yes, mad written rhymes from eyetel. he must have had like 7 or 8 hardcore jock riders just yellin his name before he even started when he ain't even nice. shit was wack man. must feel good to have friends spread all over the croud makin it seem like you got a large fan base.

  • good lookin on the reply. i dont try to make it look like i have a large fan base. i just do my thang and promote myself the best way that i can. good luck with whatever you do.

  • nocando: u won son

  • ya it pisses me off when nocando gets robbed it happens so many times. eyetel you can suck my ass you written as fag nocando fucking destroyed you.

  • Eyetel, no disrespect intended, NoCanDo had you in the first round. For real, NoCanDo has a normal sized head. All you did was remark about how big his head was, which by the way could apply to any dude you battle rap. Not saying that you're bad, just saying that you got a long way to go before you're in NoCanDo's league.

  • Not hard to win a battle when half of the damn crowd seems to be your buddies.

  • 'Eye' can 'tel' that there was a pre-written in this battle....not sure which emcee though...

    lame ass

  • im with the hobo Eyetel did it like a bitch!

  • Oh yeah, wack ass cheerleaders. Biased as FUCK.

  • lol. thanx for the feed. it was an mc battle. it doesnt matter if its written or not. it just has to be dope. that night, the judges felt i won and alot of the crowd so it is what it is

  • yo not tryin to hate man, u were def pretty dope, better than most battlers, and plus, losin to nocan isnt really that bad, hes legendary, and he was on fucking point this battle...but...

    battling isnt all about winning, its an expression of hip-hop. beating an actual freestyler with 4 writtens and a bunch of ur homies in the crowd isnt really something to be proud of. you played it like a corrupt business meeting.

    i hope to see you around but only if you lay off that bullshit

  • 'it doesn't matter if it's written or not.' are you fuckin KIDDING me?! you ain't Hip Hop for shit son, you're probably one of those herbs that think about "oh, I wonder how much I can make from Hip Hop?" instead of participating in this artform like all the true, hungry lyricists like the rest of us. I'm a battler myself. (and I've been doing this shit for a while now) It's not all about cheesy ass punchlines.

  • 4 real, respect

  • It's more about what you can throw out at your opponent SPONTANEOUSLY on the spot. THAT MEANS IMPROVISATION HOMEBOY. all your "big head" jokes can be directed to ANYONE in that crowd. try battling HIM instead of spittin some prewritten amateur hour ass shit. get with the program you capitalist trick.

  • man you a phony I know kids in my gym class that actually freestyle betta than u written spitten homo

  • Too bad it was all written. *shrug* Nocando always comes off the top. Big ups Nocan. (watch all of eyetels other battles, he was clownin on some other dudes head. I guess he had some extra "big head" writtens)

  • What is y'all talkin about Eyetel was clownin on that dude. Yeah nocando had some good rhymes but Eyetel was way funnier. double scoop on a ice cream cone hahaha

  • Why Does NoCanDo keep participating in battles where the crowds are obviously biased? This is literally like the 5th time hes very obviously beat an MC and lost to the crowd/judges

  • robbed bad!

  • nocando owned this mother fucker

  • Eyetel was generic gahbage here.

    NoCan has huge hair. Not a huge head.

    Dude had some cute cheerleaders tho.

    NoCan continues to be fresh (and get robbed).

  • SEEEEEEEN TUFF SHIT RIGHT HERE!...

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