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  • Video games today suck

  • Why does everybody think that is an axe it's a maule used for spliting firewood an axe is used to chop down trees and has a mutch thiner blade still funny as shit though

  • Respond to this video...  hilarious. obviously fake. but hilarious.

  • The jumping with the grunting noise was hilarious.

  • It's funny "Hardcore" gamers take their video game playing so seriously that they can't stand to see how unrealistic it still is and watch people make fun of it. I love FPS games and have since Wolfenstien 3D. This video is hilarious because it's so true!! Thumbs up man!

  • This video was both pretty funny and valuable to me as a programmer and lead developer of an ambitious project. We've had a lot of infighting about whether players want arcade-style features or simulation-like realism. I'm an old hardcore flight simmer, and side with aiming for realism.

    I feel your frustrations with the absurdities in today's games, and can not even stand to play most of them. I'd love to hear more complaints, rants and see videos from gamers about what you hate the most! :)

  • thats why i hate tekken. a boss thats HUGE and you can juggle him.... and im suppose to like tekken why? the same excuse i hear is it's better than street fighter. that is the stupidest i ever heard.

  • I don't give a monkeys if my games are realistic or not unless it's trying to be for example my favourite games are Halo3 and TF2 and neither are realistic at all! But they entertain me and that's what matters! But none the less, I "lol'd" at this so yeah, 4/5 keep it up!

  • ya so true but king kong the movie game is pritty realisitic then most but i beat it in 3 days >.> they drop wepons and stuff from planes trying to land i mean thats realistic then most games .L

  • more 'artsy' i think i wanted to say

  • i've been thinking about this since i started playing games. this video is so true. I don't understand why most people don't see this?

    Instead of Crysis-like graphics i would prefer more intelligent AI, and in-game features that have been thought through. not like -"how're they gonna know if they're hit" -"put HP bar" -"k"

    etc... i don't know i think i want to make games

  • lol, this vid is awesome!

  • Goldeneye>COD

    Everyday!

  • well, you wouldnt know if this was a joke...

    but the creator seems to be some kind of ex-gamer that got banned from world of warcraft or something, and now wants to talk a shitload of all the other games.. xD

    If its NOT a joke, make the owner list these, and I could argue with him on every point ;D

  • cough** soldier of fortune *cough**

  • Well this is directed more towards FPS. There are many games that ARE 2.5D and 3D that do not do such things. Hell, you do have points however, funny video. :)

  • The funniest thing about this to me is that it was obviously created like 10 years ago and people are STILL taking offense to it.

  • Fyi to all, this video is sarcastic, stop making hate videos with "OW U DUN NO WUT VID GAMZ R SUX 2 B U" Before, posting a hate comment, just...GTFO, you'll be laughed at (Yes, talking to you, hardcoregamer007)

  • video games are just entertainment not for real life

  • i love video games but this is hilarious

  • lol me too. nice vid man.

  • you know nothing about video games,all these thing you mentioned is what makes games so good,your brain doesn't seem to have fun,it's your problem,it sucks to be you,really,and games aren't suppose to be realistic,all gamers know that and that's why we play them,I don't want to get from life 1 to life 2,the same booring thing,I want something that looks different and fresh I controle it like I want,you'r not a gamer,mmm that explains a lot,SUCKS TO BE YOU

  • why are u addressing this to me the fact it has a website address down the bottom surely indicates i didn't make this or are u that stupid? also the video is clearly satirical or again are you to stupid to understand that? i'm not a gamer? lol i know shit loads more about gaming than u coz at least i can understand a joke and don't get defensive as soon as somone says somethings bad. so in summary .sucks to be me?.no sucks to be you. learn to realise ppl submit videos doesn't mean they make thm

  • @scorpweb 3D games are bullshit...whatever happened to classic 2D games like the new bionic commando game is fuckin great

  • Dude its a joke, and a damn funny one at that

  • Not that many 3d games are about realism. They are about thinking in 3 dimensions.

    Also, would you stand straight in a middle of a batlefield, with everybody shooting at everybody, if you had brains? No, you would crouch to protect your head.

    Also, circlestrafing around an enemy who is shooting at you is the best way to stay alive because you can circlestrafe faster than turn.

    Oh, and not all 3d games have characters grunting when jumping.

  • thats sorta sly, i'd like to see you make halo 4 or sumfin, other than that this vid is just for laughs, but seriously, dont dis that much.

  • Wrong title. Many 3d games aren't fps. Plus not all fps games are like this. Also why blame games for bad realism? If you do care then go play Rainbow Six or Half-Life: 2 (good physics)

  • Oh, wait, he can't play half life 2, it isn't realistic enough.

    Apparently he wants a game in which you don't have any weapons, magic and in which the opponent's aren't aliens, robots or monsters. How many people in real life do you know that actually fight monsters?

    Games aren't supposed to be realistic, that's what's ruining the industry now, games aren't fun anymore when being "realistic" is their first concern rather than making them enjoyable and fun (eg. one bullet kills you)

  • You guys are gay.You can`t realise this is just a lulz worthy video.

  • very good

  • this guy is a virgin,you can tell cause he made a fucking video talking about how much

    3d games suck,ok games in general are 4 entertainment and 2 take your mid off things,so stop fucking complaining like a lil mommy dicksucking bitch about it and do your own god dam thing

  • this is so stupid, most games dont even do any of the shit this guy is bitching about

  • OMFG what a retread

  • dont think u got laid either

  • so? we play games to escape reality. not endorse it

  • LOL awsome should be called "shooting games suck" and alot of shooting games are like this video these days

  • LOL too true XD

  • u suck bro

  • lol

    *cough

    soldier of fortune

    *cough

  • lol funny but thats it. its not rly true.

  • eveyone screw off its funny, and he makes good points plus it doesnt make the games any worse

  • kill urself

  • realistic?who thinks a 3d game is realistic is an a hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and a idiot u gotta be stupid >_>

  • Yes, most realistic GRAPHICS. You think you can throw someone thirty feet into a building? Video games are fun usually because they AREN'T realistic. A realistic video game would be like crysis graphics and going grocery shopping. Think about it.

  • agree

  • Crysis. Most realistic game ever made. Far Cry will be even more realistic. I mean REALISTIC. You actualy have to yank the bullets out of you with pliers.

  • dude nice i agree 3d games kinda suck if u pot all the crap frm them in ur mind if u dont good for u :P there entertaining only on the pc oh yeah sry 4 the bad language xD im romanian

  • Actully half-life 2 is realistic if put to max graphics.

  • funny but LONG time ago

  • i can tell u guys have never got laid.

    p.s get a life.

  • is that kevin from g4

  • Stole my thoughts.

  • I think so.

  • i miss old games,no cheesey voice overs.

  • lol

    all those games you mention are like.. 10 years old.

    The only thing realistic about modern games are the graphics.. they're getting closer and closer to photo-realism, but you still have a health meter, and can carry 14 guns, and a shovel at the same time.

  • dude go kill urself

  • wtf is thAT kevin pereira from AOTS

  • thats what i fuckin said!

  • This is amassing I agree, that only shows what nerds made games, they never been in real life.

  • Ps: alot of that was about how u play the game, like croaching, adding croaching is not being unrealisic, is it their fauilt if people decide to use croach when their fighting?

  • Whoever said games had to be realisic, what would the fun be if it was 100& real?? They don't suck, its as realisic as the team on the project of the game makes it.

  • LOL! This was awesome ^_^ Really fun stuff man =D

  • guys get it through your thick heads its not his so stop pissing about it and do something use full

  • u suck like delete this shit

  • You suck like halo 3 is cool, Resitance fall of man (PS3) is awesome, GTA 3, GTA SA, GTA vicecity, Rapture, Godfather and MORE ANY OF THIS GAMES IS WITH REALISTIC FEATURES, AND NO 5 MIN DEATH ECT YOU SUCK YOU GAY BICH

  • this is a parody i'm sorry if you can't take a joke ..and it wasn't made by me so save the hate speech for somone who gives a damn

  • Rapture is not a game you buttmunch :p...

  • hey asshole,

    Rapture is Bioshock u retard!

    Like people like to call Bioshock, RAPTURE.

    Shut up

  • Thats stupid! No one wants to play a game thats "Realistic" One bullet you die and you can never play that game again cause it won't let you. People play games to get away from the real world. Like GTA, are you going to tell me to kill real people instead of playing a game? Besides games would be boring if they were "real" Pay your bills! Feed your kids! Goto work! No one would play games anymore and focus on the real world to make money. What an awful place to live...

  • Shit shit , gay and oh , Shit.

    Games aren't based in real life. Take hl2 for example. is that to do with real life ? No. Oblivion? No. Rapture / Bioshock . NO.

    SHUT THE **** UP.

  • I agree with Revenge22. The videogames ARE NOT suposed to be realistic, they should be only for fun. How real should be a game where do u kill people?

  • good one liked it

  • You're such a faggot. You are the kind of person that is ruining the video game community. "THIS IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH ALL VIDEO GAMES MUST BE COMPLETELY REALISTIC OR ELSE THEY ARE NO FUN." Is the original "Sonic the Hedgehog" realistic? Fuck no! But its still one of histories greatest games!

  • lol, Venge try not commenting TILL YOU SEE THE REST OF THE VIDEO xD

  • Video Gams are made to be fun not realistic.

    So shove this up your ass

  • i love games but this rocks

  • gaaaaayyyy

  • "A Fuckin Tuba, I Dont Care" "I MEAN WHAT THE HELL" funny

  • lol this was funny and there is real lag in life like ketchup taking a long time to get to the bottom, stupid ketchup

  • gayyyyyyyyyyyy

  • lol

  • LOL

  • I'm pretty sure this is just supposed to be funny.

  • They give you a melee weapon so that you have some kind of chance, however slim it may be. The characters in the game look like that because the player is moving the mouse in the same way. They grunt to let you know that you have jumped, and is it that annoying to you? Humans can make different noises, because we have voices with many different pitches. Games record one sound and use it over and over again.

  • Most games have one speed of the character moving, regardless of direction, so you can strafe/go backwards as fast as you can run fowards. You circle strafe, because the monsters (and people sometimes) shoot where you are, but since you're moving in a circle, they miss, or they can't turn enough to keep up with you. You are then usually behind them for an easy shot.

  • And its usually not done with melee weapons like you show, since most games have guns, which means the hammer-man would be killed before he even gets there. Overly animated... people like drama. They don't want to see some guy drop dead, they want to see him wirthe in pain.

  • Does real life have lag? What the fuck kind of question is that? Of course not! Computers need time to talk to each other, especially when there's 30+ computers hooked up to one server, what do you expect? And techically, if you have a good connection, you won't have to deal with lag.

    Also, it's not just 3D games. Ever play Starcraft? That's a sprite RTS, people lag 24/7.

  • In most games, people have these things called "frags", which is how many times they have killed each other. Compare the two numbers, and you'll find out who has killed more. In real life, if you could only punch foward, and not up and down, you'd crouch to avoid the persons punch. By the way, I don't know why you keep talking about melee combat, because it almost NEVER HAPPENS. Use your guns from far away, that's what they're for.

  • Also, you can crouch to duck behind something to avoid fire, which according to you never fucking happens since you never showed any gun scenes. Haha, and your last one you must be referring to DooM and Quake. As you said, they dont do that anymore. I personally think it's to draw you deeper into the game.

  • But really dude, if you don't like it, MINIMIZE THE SATUS BAR. Its "-" for DooM, and for pretty much all the quakes you can set it to only show the health/ammo, so you really don't need to complain about something that's optional to be there.

  • Basically, I think it's really sad how you feel you need to whine about the realism of the games in general. IT'S A GAME. IT DOESNT CLAIM TO BE AN EMULATION OF REAL LIFE. No game can ever truly emulate real life, because in the end it will always be a game. I'm not saying 2D games are crap, but if you feel this strongly about these types of games, just don't play them.

  • And seriously, next time use a gun if you're going to make fun of FPS. There's 2 melee guns in DooM (one of them being a fist, which you can't really not have), and 7 other guns. You have a hammer. You had a hammer for every fight scene. Have two guys with their fingers for guns. I don't care how badly you represent the guns, but don't show hammers being the entire array of weaponry in a FPS!

  • this is true 3d 2d games suck all games suck i played a game called runescape i fucking quit i banned myself in it it gay onling games all games suck!

  • I really didn't need to see a picture of a nerd masterbating.

  • you ppl are retarted!! but funny retarted,if thats posible

  • This makes me laugh continuously! Especially the screams at the end of the deaths at that Online Multiplayer Deathmatch. XD

    I strafe along my hallway to keep my mom from waking up and yelling, and I realize how stupid I feel. And actually, I feel like I've lagged down my stairs before when I've paused to think, and put my foot down to fall down the stairs. I did that last week after watching this video and I said, "Where have I seen THIS before?".

    I laughed really hard.

  • Really? I lagged while poring a drink It took like 5 minutes to get full. Im like wtf hurry bitch.

  • Haha! I lagged pouring a drink too. I went into my own world for a while then I realized the drink was full to the top and lemonade was going all over the place!

  • lmfao!

  • I've seen stupid stuff like this before, and it's really dumb. The stupid behavoirs i mean. The video in question is histerical.

  • my favourite bits were the death cry and example C. Good stuff

  • good point.

  • Next time smash the grandfather clock. That is something you can do in a 3d game. Cool vid.

  • I have to disagree with you on strafing. It can look pretty cool on film (if not real life). If you watch the ending duel in "the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", watch Van Cleef strafe to his spot. That's an excellent scene.

  • Strafe to his spot? You mean with his gun in hand or getting ready to draw his gun in hand which is what the creator of the video was getting at.

  • He was ready to fire his gun at any moment while he walked sideways. His walk showed how cautious he was since walking normally would not have allowed him to keep his eye on both of his opponents.

  • This is so lame my balls feel cheated out of the time.

  • Brilliant.

    Ignore the game junkies that say this sucks, it's wonderful! Favorited/10.

  • lolz brilliant!

  • Funny stuff man!

    But its not 3d games, its games themselves. I am sure you can do the same about 2d games as well.

  • Games aren't meant to be. To the contrary, they are meant to help people escape reality.

  • this is hella funny. but 3d wasn't suppose to be realistic, only to have a new genre of gameplay.

  • HAHAHA this was hilarious. The contstant use of Rammstein's "Du Hast" in every battle sequence was hilarious. XD Great comedy dude. 4/5

  • Wow, this was a waste of seven minutes.

  • Yeah, I totally agree. This sucked big time. It wasn't funny at all.

    The music sucked too.

  • I love side scroller but hate just about any 3-D game that comes out millions of pixels to focus your eyes on game programmers are just out to make you blind.

  • ROFL i love lag....piss all over my mom lol...

  • Short of virtual reality, there is now way to fix a large number of the problems you brought up in this video. Also, pleople do crouch in fire fights, it makes you a smaller target. They also side step, lean, go prone, and move alot when they are shot and/or stabbed. People do not simply stand there. I shall use your own example. If someone is shot in the balls in a fire fight you think they are going to lay down and cry? No, they will scramble to find cover.

  • what about health bars?

    like how you'll be killed by a load of punches to the foot but can often survive a headshot!

  • wow your so stupid.. 3d games cant do realistic affects because we havent hit that kind of technology. maybe in the future, 3d games will be more realistic, but not now, there isnt the technology. you over look it way too much

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