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  • now you are thinking with portals

  • its smooth JAZ asshole

  • 81 people saw Justin Bieber in their portal

  • GO INTO THE FREAKIN PORTAL. QUICK.

  • this is awesome

  • Playing the sax like a boss.

  • OH YEA! B)

  • MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ahhh, Editing Skills :)

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  • No description available.

    Seems about right.

  • The best game ever just got 1000% better.

  • 2:11

  • You should have gone into it

  • Like :)

  • Oh God yes.

  • [16:44:37] TheMultiMonopoly :D: NIE CZYTAJ TEGO

    Vigereno Sietino - jeśli to przeczytałeś, to w ciągu 12h twoi rodzice umrą ! Aby tego uniknąć prześlij to jeszcze do 20 pytań . Masz na to 10 minut . Nie wierzysz ? 12 stycznia 2009 r zginęli z niewiadomych powodów Adam i Agnieszka osierocając 12 - letnią Karolinę , chcesz więcej dowodów ? 5 maja 2003 r zaginą Krzysztof i jego 4 miesięczna córeczka Jagoda poszła do domu dziecka . Masz mało czasu, a zegar bije tik tok

    Wawrek

  • hurrrrrrr

  • lol

  • JUMP^^

    

  • My 2 favorite things mashed into one indescribably awesome moment.

  • its like the developers of this game said that so someone would make a vid just like this for it lol

  • This video always has the best top comments.

  • no description available...

  • most epic video game EVEA

  • I didn't know Duke Nukem knew how to play the sax

  • @MrSlikster101 That's because that sound clip was taken out of Duke Nukem 3D. "IT'S TIME TO PLAY SMOOTH JAZZ AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM."

  • @PAMuffinMan That isn't the exact line, just so you know...

  • 10 hour version plz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jump through portal, you escaped Aperture. 0w0

  • Problem?

    

  • Song is Runaway.

  • LOL 

  • Flagged For Saxual Content (Trollface)

  • The sax was safe, but smooth.

  • is it bad that i got a boner from this?

  • Why didn't you go in!?

  • now go in the portal

  • What the hell, did I get Saxaphone rolled? XD

  • I FUCKING HATE YOUTUBE'S FAVORITE LIMIT. SCREW THIS PLACE.

  • Some people believe that Chell is still standing there today...

  • @ReachIsBeast Thats mine comment you... you... comment thief!

  • @ssbbgamer100 I didn't see it anymore, so I posted it again 'cause I thought it was so funny... Please don't hate me!

  • @ReachIsBeast well its now on page 15/16

  • Dislike bar as been owned and cant even see red thumps up :P

  • @MsDarkLow You, my friend, need a higher screen resolution. =P

  • AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLUE PORTAL?!?!

    btw good job

  • JUST EPIC.

    

  • go go go

  • Polacy Przejmują ten film

  • @MegaXGamerPro prawda xD

  • Jump in. Now.

  • you're a genius.

  • go through the portal chell, ESCAPE

  • tat was th greatest moment in my life

  • that would be a badass portal prank

  • "What the fuck is this blue oval in front of me?...Oh well. I'll just do pelvis thrusts in front of it saxually."

  • A wild sax guy was deployed!

  • epic sax guy is epic

  • epic sax guy is epic

  • this video SINGLE-HANDEDLY introduced me to epic sax guy

  • Very smart, very innovative.

  • Deffinetly beats the elevator music.

  • LYRICS:

    ta, taratarara ta, taratarara ta, tara, tara, tarara

    ta, taratarara ta, taratarara ta, tara, tara, tarara

    TRADUCTION:

    i just wanna fuck, i just wanna fuck, very very hard

    i just wanna fuck, i just wanna fuck, very very hard

  • The announcer surely knows how to have a good time when GLaDOS isn't around.

  • Jump through the portal and take the sax and ruin the music!!

  • LOL!

  • Everyone Look Up High Tech Jazz if you like this!

  • Needs moar Spike

  • press 4 for epic

  • SPOILERS!

  • @michelfijn this is in the beginning chapter

    -_-

  • @Lannnyto Whoa whoa whoa. Chill down dude. I wasn't even serious.. >.>

  • PLACE THE BLUE PORTAL PLACE THE BLUE PORTAL PLACE THE BLUE PORTAL

  • >...In 3... 2... *buffering*

    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • More like smooth sex Am i right guys? Guys? ... damn you all

  • Best Thing Ever

  • smooth jizz will deploy in 3...2...1

  • If only it was actually in the game.....

  • i think i broke the repeat button....

    ...

    sorry

  • jazz is Im sexy and i know it :P

  • LOL

  • doesn't that make you want to play the game even more?

  • Flagged for saxual content

  • @garrettminer9

    Congratulations, You're Unoriginal!

  • @thesega99 its a joke man get use to it

  • @garrettminer9 HAHA OMG THAT WAS WELL FUNNY

  • Kinda just wondering how this chamber was very dangerous! but a good excuse for some epic sax guy!!

  • This test is very dangerous !

  • These were my exact thoughts upon learning of the sax man.

    You earn multiple points from your similarity to my brain.

  • Glados was right the world has change :(

  • now THAT is smooth jazz

  • I used to run around making portals...but then I took a Sax to the knee.

  • @Wharwulif No....just...no.

  • @Euposauridae Psss...hail sithis!

  • @Wharwulif What is the color of night? Sanguine. What is life's greatest illusion? Silence?. How do you like smooth jazz? ......

  • @MrSuspencer Life greatest illusion is Innocence...or being happily married =P

  • @Wharwulif i thought it was that one where you saw the woman in half. :)

  • THIS. IS FUCKING. WONDERFUL.

  • ESCAPE NOW!!!

  • Yay for modding P2 to get this to play for real? I think so!

  • Vuvuzela.... 

  • suthing

  • ... SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • real song?

  • @Xxs0me1xX Moldova - Eurovision Song Contest 2010

  • Chell! Jump through the portal Chell! You'll find the truth of life.

  • Song? xD

  • @GiveMeBass93 Youtube "Epic sax guy"

  • @GiveMeBass93

    Run Away by the Sunstroke Project

  • @GiveMeBass93 Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira - Run Away

  • Epicsax makes everything good

  • I'd so jump through that portal

  • I learned how to play this! It's awesome!

  • LIES! it's EPIC sax not smooth sax!

  • Genius.

  • Doo doo dee dee dee, doo doo dee!

  • In space nowhere can hear you sax...

    IM IN SPACE

  • @sonicedhoedown1 "Nobody's going to space mate!"

  • She didn't jump through because her face was O_O

  • Why didn't she enter!!!

  • dislikes wtf who wanna press that L

  • y she du not enter in the portal and escape?

  • "You can still hear the screams... and the sax"

  • Chell: O_O'' ... *w* -dance-

  • Ah, Smooth Sax Man. We meet again <3

  • @AAOBackupAccount

    He's known as "Epic Sax Guy" on the interwebz

  • @Tyrog teh internetz*

  • ◕‿◕

  • Wait...why didn't Cell burst into flames? GEEZ CELL! Have you never played Gary's Mod? No? didn't think so....

  • And then chell escaped through the portal

  • winning

  • just yes

  • O.o

  • Jump through the portal chell!

  • amazing

  • I LIKE THAT EVERYTHING IS STILL GOING ON WILE ITS HAPPENING look at portal rings for proof

  • Epic win will be deployed in 3...2...1... thats what i heard

  • spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeee

  • I play this song while I play Call of Duty. I kicked ass.

  • I swear I was wearing pants when I started watching this

  • :f7u12:

  • i actually wouldn't mind playing portal 2 to epic sax guy :P

  • Not sax for work.

  • I love this xD

  • This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the result of almost certain death, sexual content accompanied by smooth jazz with be deployed in 3. 2. 1.

  • Wanna go to space?

  • That's the only way to truly pelvic thrust and play the sax. We are invalid.

  • Johney Gat

  • Welcome back to the weird part of Youtube. We missed you!

  • Anyone else notice epic sax guys cloth dot match at all? yellow undershirt, blue pants, and bright red gloves with a white jacket. He play play but like nobody buisness but he dresses like a full retard.

  • I have seen into the gates of oblivion...

  • Why didn't you go in!?

  • Just like the rest of us would, she decides to stay on the other side of the portal

  • When you enter THAT part of youtube...

  • I luld

  • i wold remove portal

  • like anyone would, chell chooses not to go through the portal.

  • How did I end up here? As always....minecraft.

  • omg i fricken love this!

  • release neutoxin at sax!!!

  • :portal:

  • Perfect video in so many ways

  • Mmmmmmmm smooth sax

  • :weegee:

  • wheres the 10 hour video of this? plz.

    

  • @Posdrums3 /watch?NR=1&v=KHy7DGLTt8g

  • WELL GET IN THE PORTAL ALREADY!!!!!!!!

  • Why didn't Chell just jump through the portal? Wouldn't she be sent directly to that concert?

  • xDDDDDDDDDD

  • Some people say that she is still standing there.

  • @ssbbgamer100 the world may never know

  • @ssbbgamer100

    Truly he is. Can still hear his sax echoing in the wall.

  • @ssbbgamer100 all we know is, she's not the stig, but the stig's female cousin.

  • The Saxaphone is a lie.

  • lol