Reid, you in here?? Durbin, you better learn to make fun of yourself... I am just such a whore!!! Giggle Giggle!!!!! You can't hang in here Feinstein keeping this nation safe??? Leahy, tell me how beautiful the Director's wife is again.... Is the anemic bitch in here???? Because turning desecration into a giggling way of life works with every form of low life coward... Hey, is Obama sadamizing your wife again?? Only after I got him a beer!!!! Hey, the anemic bitch is in here!!
@Lethys1 in the side view when there talking it looks like she,s standing further away if you have a good look you can see it looks like there just looking straght ahead ant talking and the other view it pretty far away so it could be a stunt double and the lockers in the background are probably smaller?
a penis of between 4-7 inches is ideal for most women. with this size, a man can stimulate BOTH the clitoris AND the g-spot simultaneously. with too-large a penis, the head will reach the cervix before the clitoris hits the upper pelvic area (the area usually covered by pubic hair on the male) which will then serve as stimulation for the clitoris during intercourse.
The female can compensate by manual clitoral stimulation, or a vibrator. Different strokes for different folks in the end.
Having a big penis means nothing, and if it does then you don't deserve to love, love is not how big your penis is or how beautiful you are, alot of people need to understand this
If you have a big enough penis to get a woman pregnant you qualify as a man.
And there´s lots of other things you could do in bed to satisfy her. When you're old enough you will learn that love is the only thing that counts. If you don´t care you will be a very lonely guy with a big penis and a small heart.
What happened to you? You was born with such a small penis that you thought you were a female for many years? Compelling story. I was born " Gifted" and I never get tired of hearing women say " Oh My God!" whenever I pull my pants down. To each HIS own. What can I tell yous.
Yeah for your info yes I did have a small one and I was an infemminate guy my whole life and it started before a guy even likes girls so it mattered not to me, ive lived female most my life, ive dressed it and ive acted it
This scene was shot with only a cam before the cute Frances o'connor (Alison gardner) and the Brendan was shot seperatedly ans was composited, this gives him a 7'2" look. whatever... look at her reactions after he says "It depends on how happy iam" and also when he shows his tiny, teeny thing... really funny..
I am right, but when a person tastes only crap, he or she thinks that is the best that there is. So really, when you can't feel the true love, then you would like what you are doing, in which ,by the way, animals wouldn't even consider.
Lol that would be funny but he was about 7 inches taller than dirk. Brendan Frazier has always been one of my favorite actors ever since I seen him in Blast from the past. He and Alicia Silverstone made a good couple in that one. He is also from my favorite city in my state Indianapolis,Indiana. Hoosiers4life baby.
Just a 'teeny tiny' generalisation there, don't you think? So you're the spokeswoman for 49% of the world population now? (the population you aren't even a part of). But same goes for ShawnNeil8131.
im just saying.. girls dont really care that much about penis size, you'll be surprised how loyalty, honesty and romance is way more important that just a big 'thing'.. atleast for me it is
That doesn't disprove the fact that you made a gross generalisation about men, you're saying that men only want sex and women have more complex desires. While you're at it, you might as well go on to say how all blacks are uneducated, all Germans are evil, all goths are depressed and all gays wear clothes from Sussans. It's so stereotypical and childish: "girls are better than boys".
Women like you think you know everything about men, you think you're so original, complex, deep, insightful and right, but all you really said was "men are animals and only want to fuck". Sorry, but you are either a sexist or the only men you know are dicks on legs.
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you dont know anything about me, I only made a comment based on what i see around me, its very rare to see a man who truly is selfishly in love, I knew one once, but only one in my whole life, they rest have always cheated on their love ones. every single one. As for my own experiences, I have only had 1 real relationship that was significant, he was truly in love, and the rest I ever had were garbage.
YOU ARE WORNG.....i never cheated on my wife out of the 10 years ive been married to her.where do you get your info about men? have you met and dated all the men on the planet to know that all men cheat,and by that it proves you are wrong
That's not true. I like a woman who can actually think for herself and respects her body. It's true in the past that I was a player but I am trying to reform. I haven't had sex in over six years and it is a personal choice for me. I am waiting on my future wife and just trying to get myself ready for her. Pray for me my friend.
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That's a lie. Size isn't important but sex isn't everything. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that because I'm huge. Any ladies out there wanna put me to the test get at me. and women love a man that can satisfy them on an intellectual way and satisfy them in the bed.
What's TEENY?!
2010billyjack 2 weeks ago in playlist Bedazzled Scenes
Well you hope you play good, and you wanna play good. I think we played pretty good tonight
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TheHeardHouse 3 months ago
just gotta go out there give it 110 percent lmao
ElChe354 3 months ago
what tiny lol
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elanorest 4 months ago
My favorite part of the movie! DAMN THE DEVIL TO HELL! LOL!
SPOKENFOR36 4 months ago
Women
AntiSocialChannel85 5 months ago
She's working on a BIG HUGE story in the NFL
i bet it's with Brett Favre.
bundeligafan 5 months ago
I love Brendan in this movie, he does such an amazing job with his characters they are funny as heck.
eolsunder 8 months ago in playlist moives/tv shows
1:38 FUNNIEST. REACTION. EVER!!! XD ROFL!!!!
Lhykosidae 10 months ago
This goes out to my friend who's having this small, teny-tiny little problem with this guy he just met. who is otherwise "perfect" lmfao!
Closertoperfection 11 months ago
OMGLMAOROTG
Shaun17170 1 year ago
yeah right ide kill u one on one
wandprideteam 1 year ago
beef curtain vagina...
IAmMichaelMyers 1 year ago 2
You give 110%! I hate when real life athletes say stupid shit like this.
ejdf870 1 year ago 9
@ejdf870 and he's saying this because he hates it too.
Shaun17170 1 year ago
Last night I was going down on my woman I said dam you have a big pussy dam you have a big pussy she asked me why I said it twice I said I didn't
kinbigbird 1 year ago 2
@kinbigbird watch predator lately
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@kinbigbird watch predator lately?
drjekill2986 1 year ago
@kinbigbird um, ever been caving?
Shaun17170 1 year ago
@kinbigbird um, ever been caving? Caving? Caving? aving? aving?
Shaun17170 1 year ago
@kinbigbird um, ever been caving? Caving? Caving? aving? aving? ving? ving? ing? ing?
Shaun17170 1 year ago
Who is she?
uofm97 1 year ago
I have a small penis and I'm PROUD of it!
ScottMcHood 1 year ago 2
HEY!! DAA-UUM!!! oh heck! ohh! .....WHATS TEENY?!! xD omfg i love that part
BrokenWind08 1 year ago
I THINK SHE PLAYS THIS PART WELL:-)
leewhittle 1 year ago
LOL...LOL
leewhittle 1 year ago
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7900gtx512pwnege 1 year ago
WHATS TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RBFF123 2 years ago
LMAO funniest fuckin scene ever i swear
reinyray15 2 years ago 5
the innuendo from that scene lasted wayyy too long.
and fuck, she is a whore! I would kick her in the cunt if that were me!
IAmMichaelMyers 2 years ago
lol i wonder how they made brendan fraser tall
Lethys1 2 years ago
@Lethys1 They put him closer to the cam
senomad 1 year ago
@Lethys1 in the side view when there talking it looks like she,s standing further away if you have a good look you can see it looks like there just looking straght ahead ant talking and the other view it pretty far away so it could be a stunt double and the lockers in the background are probably smaller?
adz24888 1 year ago
@Lethys1 His already like 6'3"
VeryHappyUniverse 6 months ago
He is just an interviewer's nightmare. ;-P
JustAnotherX 2 years ago 4
ahh this is so wierd for some reason. his hair and accent trows me off. lol
musiclovingchick6 2 years ago
jajajajajajjaja what a IDIOT
kelvinunderground 2 years ago
"Damn the devil!...DAMN the devil to HELL!"
44eelz 2 years ago 40
Does anyone know the song that plays when Eliot is in jail talking to that guy??
HawiianBabe82 2 years ago
yes , is called "makambo", and is by Geoffrey Oryema, you can find it in the "pure moods album" vol. 1.... good luck to you!
carcaje122 2 years ago
At 1:28 she is such a slut. "I can't wait..."
AgaMbadi 2 years ago 5
whahahaha you don't deserve a ride playa'
SIRO88 2 years ago
wheres the best part .... 'damn the devil! damn the devil to hell!'
jojojames1995 2 years ago 6
Wow. I really love the subtle sexual innuendo humor ( sarcasm).
jedilord88 2 years ago
Basketball playes reportedly have the largest penises in the sports world. If a guy is over 7 feet tall, it's all proportional!
lizzy099 2 years ago
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Where can I see Video of REAL Female Reporters in Real Mens Locker Rooms, looking at all of the Hot Athletic Cocks? oh, it sounds so Yummy!
wealthylesbian 2 years ago
it not real but check out porky's locker room sceen
THEBOB566974 2 years ago
hahah what a slutttt so funny
FrYLocK41 2 years ago
hehehehhee he is brilliant in this movie
goggifeitiljoti 2 years ago 3
"WHAT THE HELL" LMMFAO, hilarious part of the movie.
Love it when tries to press 666, and he keeps press 999. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
all basketball players are stupid.
simmonslili 2 years ago 2
even if his penis was huge its not like her itty bitty uterus can fit it lol
chriswillsurvive 2 years ago
don't you mean her vagina?
milka0010 2 years ago 4
heheheheheheh
NAZMY2003 2 years ago
"....yeah right i'd kill u in one-on-one, hahaha, shyeoot!!"
oh my god wow i love this movie
ycsdramaqueen 2 years ago 4
"DAMN THE DEVIL TO HELL" lmfao
LiLaNtt105 2 years ago
hahaha he always repeat 110
ibv0482 2 years ago 2
lol damn the devil to hell lol where is that part..
Italianguy1115 3 years ago
a penis of between 4-7 inches is ideal for most women. with this size, a man can stimulate BOTH the clitoris AND the g-spot simultaneously. with too-large a penis, the head will reach the cervix before the clitoris hits the upper pelvic area (the area usually covered by pubic hair on the male) which will then serve as stimulation for the clitoris during intercourse.
The female can compensate by manual clitoral stimulation, or a vibrator. Different strokes for different folks in the end.
buoynscom 3 years ago 6
r u phsician??
aatef1981 3 years ago
Yeah right:D This stuff helps them accept it and live with it:D
Vadpecsenye 2 years ago
it acually is normal 5-7 is, and if you say it isnt then you have never watched porn or you have never been with a woman
bigtoast3 2 years ago
4-7 inches ru fucking kidding me!!!!
d0rjay 2 years ago
5-7 is normal and if you say it isn't id say your full of shit
bigtoast3 2 years ago
Its a pity u didnt included the damm the devil!!! bit...that cracks me up
senomad 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA that was hilarious...
muzakfreak 3 years ago 2
want to go back to my place.. ill show you my bottle cap collection.....lol who says that? haha
chrisdogg01 3 years ago 3
This turns me on every time i see it.
rcc400 3 years ago 3
damn the devil!
petrica93 3 years ago
0:46 You hope you play good, you wanna play good...I think we played pretty good tonight!
Kylhill 3 years ago 4
is this whole movie on youtube?
IAMSHAK 3 years ago
Wahahahaah Small kinda thing wahaha
OfExecution 3 years ago
"WHATS TEENY?!"
bouncingsoul765 3 years ago 3
HEY!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! too funny
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securi385 3 years ago
JellyKimSugarBoom14 (2 weeks ago) - I do. I'm 55, so almost everyone to me is a kiddo. LOL
brcbrtn 3 years ago
Having a big penis means nothing, and if it does then you don't deserve to love, love is not how big your penis is or how beautiful you are, alot of people need to understand this
Balthazr 3 years ago 4
ur awesome
wateva92 3 years ago
lol your only saying that because you got a tiny one Or your a virgin girl who doesnt know what there talking about XD
Shukunko 3 years ago 6
you're halfway right lol
Balthazr 3 years ago
If you have a big enough penis to get a woman pregnant you qualify as a man.
And there´s lots of other things you could do in bed to satisfy her. When you're old enough you will learn that love is the only thing that counts. If you don´t care you will be a very lonely guy with a big penis and a small heart.
kitsune2222 3 years ago 4
You absolutely must have a " Little vicious". After 2 or 3 divorces you will change your thinking.
komjong 3 years ago
Well considering you dont know me, you have no right to say that
Balthazr 3 years ago 2
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Oh shut up already pee wee.
komjong 3 years ago
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Haha thats funny considering I'm a transexual and I have no "pee wee" anymore
Balthazr 3 years ago
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What happened to you? You was born with such a small penis that you thought you were a female for many years? Compelling story. I was born " Gifted" and I never get tired of hearing women say " Oh My God!" whenever I pull my pants down. To each HIS own. What can I tell yous.
komjong 3 years ago
Yeah for your info yes I did have a small one and I was an infemminate guy my whole life and it started before a guy even likes girls so it mattered not to me, ive lived female most my life, ive dressed it and ive acted it
Balthazr 3 years ago
Go you!
If you need a shoulder to cry on dude im here..
I mean.. dudet..
Damn..
boringcomedy 3 years ago 3
well someone's ahead of himself.
RabidWolverine982 3 years ago
err man allow u saiin dat u gay keep it 2 ur self nxt tym man y u gotta saii dat man nd err hu turnz in2 a tranzsexual eww
rubel198 3 years ago
oh i understand....ya gotta give 110%....
shiznigger93 3 years ago 6
"WHAT THE HELL! LOL! ACE SCENE!
112Bluestar 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA!! LOL
JJTheAngel3 3 years ago
lmao!
rangerinthehood 3 years ago
got to have a 110% of its size.... SHOOT..
urfriend919 3 years ago
This scene was shot with only a cam before the cute Frances o'connor (Alison gardner) and the Brendan was shot seperatedly ans was composited, this gives him a 7'2" look. whatever... look at her reactions after he says "It depends on how happy iam" and also when he shows his tiny, teeny thing... really funny..
"im working on a huge,enormous story on N.F.L"
urfriend919 3 years ago
'I'd kill you one on one'
Watch for Alison's hilarious reaction @ 1:38 when Eliot removes his towel, gets me every time
*gasp* 'Oh my God'
bearcatpride 3 years ago 2
wut's teeny?!
haha
kkc0161 3 years ago
if ur cock is over 5 inches and sex is still bad.its nothing to do with ur penis size is to do with ur technique
stoxocube18 3 years ago 8
or maybe the womens pussy is too big
dv122 3 years ago 20
lol
boobies123abc 3 years ago 2
any one knows the name of the song that came on when the movie first started,u know.. at the begining of the movie.
belizeandivah 3 years ago
hey.......DAMN!!!!!! hahhhahha
assWompingMadNess 3 years ago
Ego lol.
Ibik 3 years ago
lol! Unfortunately I'm not a lesbian. Trust me, I would probably be much happier, but I'm not.
xsonyabladex 3 years ago
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Lesbians are not happy.. they are full of sadness and anger and they act happy
Freedom544 3 years ago
um...wtf r u talking about freedom544?
xaznhottiesx 3 years ago
read again.
Freedom544 3 years ago
Hehe
Honey your soo wrong :p
JellyKimSugarBoom14 3 years ago
I am right, but when a person tastes only crap, he or she thinks that is the best that there is. So really, when you can't feel the true love, then you would like what you are doing, in which ,by the way, animals wouldn't even consider.
Freedom544 3 years ago
And by the way, it takes more than a fucking 15 years old kido to tell what life is.
so grow up.
Freedom544 3 years ago
Whatever and lol who says kido anymore Looser!
JellyKimSugarBoom14 3 years ago
what a special dick sucker you are. I really didn't know that language has its "seasons"..
shoe face..
Freedom544 3 years ago
ya knoo for all those who think men are out there for sex...its takes 2 to tango haha..so girls are doin it just as much as guys are..
xguitar1315 3 years ago 4
Why don't you just watch the video. I am really not bothered about your personal life.
BeatleFanVD 3 years ago 4
Not all women care about the size of a man's penis but I have known women who do and they would react the same as the actress did in the clip.
Centaurmaiden 3 years ago 4
Brendan did not need make up for this scene i mean the bit where she looks at his dick LOL. Anyway she is an ugly cunt.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
Haha... Dirk.
ragland 3 years ago
Lol that would be funny but he was about 7 inches taller than dirk. Brendan Frazier has always been one of my favorite actors ever since I seen him in Blast from the past. He and Alicia Silverstone made a good couple in that one. He is also from my favorite city in my state Indianapolis,Indiana. Hoosiers4life baby.
reggie46404 3 years ago
rofl I love this stupid movie
StevoElsupremo 3 years ago
Brendan Fraser is SO f*cking funny in this movie!
czhockey110 3 years ago 2
Thats how women are these days.
greenfury87 3 years ago 3
women only want men with big pee pees!
ShawnNeil8131 3 years ago 4
And men only want the slutty women.. So whats your point?
xsonyabladex 3 years ago
Just a 'teeny tiny' generalisation there, don't you think? So you're the spokeswoman for 49% of the world population now? (the population you aren't even a part of). But same goes for ShawnNeil8131.
18daniel 3 years ago
im just saying.. girls dont really care that much about penis size, you'll be surprised how loyalty, honesty and romance is way more important that just a big 'thing'.. atleast for me it is
xsonyabladex 3 years ago
That doesn't disprove the fact that you made a gross generalisation about men, you're saying that men only want sex and women have more complex desires. While you're at it, you might as well go on to say how all blacks are uneducated, all Germans are evil, all goths are depressed and all gays wear clothes from Sussans. It's so stereotypical and childish: "girls are better than boys".
18daniel 3 years ago 3
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lol, ok then, how are men then? Because you guys had me fooled.
xsonyabladex 3 years ago
Women like you think you know everything about men, you think you're so original, complex, deep, insightful and right, but all you really said was "men are animals and only want to fuck". Sorry, but you are either a sexist or the only men you know are dicks on legs.
18daniel 3 years ago 8
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you dont know anything about me, I only made a comment based on what i see around me, its very rare to see a man who truly is selfishly in love, I knew one once, but only one in my whole life, they rest have always cheated on their love ones. every single one. As for my own experiences, I have only had 1 real relationship that was significant, he was truly in love, and the rest I ever had were garbage.
xsonyabladex 3 years ago
I can only regret you
gaurwaith89 3 years ago
YOU ARE WORNG.....i never cheated on my wife out of the 10 years ive been married to her.where do you get your info about men? have you met and dated all the men on the planet to know that all men cheat,and by that it proves you are wrong
dimpsey3 3 years ago
fuck off lesbian man hater dog..
Freedom544 3 years ago 3
That's not true. I like a woman who can actually think for herself and respects her body. It's true in the past that I was a player but I am trying to reform. I haven't had sex in over six years and it is a personal choice for me. I am waiting on my future wife and just trying to get myself ready for her. Pray for me my friend.
reggie46404 3 years ago
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That's a lie. Size isn't important but sex isn't everything. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that because I'm huge. Any ladies out there wanna put me to the test get at me. and women love a man that can satisfy them on an intellectual way and satisfy them in the bed.
reggie46404 3 years ago
Quote: "I don't have to worry about that because I'm huge."
Jeez, you're humble.
18daniel 3 years ago 6
ohhhhhhhh!!!!!! heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! what the heck
lol that is so funny
college87 4 years ago
I know. I love it when he goes "Well, it gets a little bit bigger, depends on how happy I am" and she's like "Whoa!" and starts fanning herself.
charliemanner 3 years ago
What movie was this from?
funny
woofwoofbone 4 years ago
The movie's called Bedazzled.
PianoAnalyst 4 years ago
What movie was this from?
funny
woofwoofbone 4 years ago
Hey Ladies,
If size doesn't matter then what's so funny about a guy with a little penis?
philbio66 4 years ago 13
it's not that its small that's funny, it's her reaction.
OhhSnapItsMaria 3 years ago
yes, but she reacted that way because it was really small
philbio66 3 years ago
he gotta chode hahaha
krustykrackhouse9 4 years ago 3
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he must have a small penis so thats why she started hateing him at the end lmfao
clover3344 4 years ago
really??.. what makes you think that?
curseabbie 4 years ago 4
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because she starts hating him at the end i think she thought that hell have a big one and maybe he had a small one
clover3344 4 years ago
oohhh damnn damn devil damn devil to hell!
ohhh shiiit
electronico17 4 years ago 8
The Devil was vain, that's why he fell from heaven..
AcePilot101 4 years ago
you should put the jail scene on youtube that black cellmate is a pretty cool character. he's also on the movie lockdown.
jasonhylnd001 4 years ago
You can't damn the Devil, he's already damned :-)
honeegrrl 4 years ago 2
I hate the devil hes an idiot. he creates your bad times in life.I want to kill him
gaylez101 4 years ago
"DAMN THE DEVIL TO HELL!!!" HAHAHA!!!
Ubermensch4ever 4 years ago 2
XD XD
cat2084 4 years ago
lol
Jarvinia 4 years ago
what a huge talent u must have... LOL
hotwheelschik1 4 years ago 2
lol thats usualy the way those big bulky guys are big muscles little dick thats why they act so mad and mean all the time
sky5564 4 years ago 2
ROFL! This is sooooo funny lol I died lauhging and pissed myself a few times it was sooo funny =) nice job
HardCoreSergeant 4 years ago 2
big body with a small penis is worse than a small body with the big penis, altho they are both disgusting
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DJBlack909 4 years ago
Really? Who's is it?
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DJBlack909 4 years ago
And that dear people....is the rest of the story!
GrannyGoomer 4 years ago
"Damn The Devil!" LOL
DrugInduced 4 years ago
LOL
jennyMCRth 4 years ago
this makes me feel good.
tunapab 4 years ago