TRAILER PARODY: TWILIGHT - ECLIPSE

[1718rr]

ive come across many twilight spoofs but this one made me giggle the most heheheh, nice work man

[twilightgirls100]

i am a HUGE fan of twilight but this is SOOOOOOOO funnny. i agree youtube can be so unfair. your videos are amazing keep doing this stuff. Maybe even a Breaking Dawn video?

[VaNeSsaLiKeScAkE]

i like donuts!!!!!!hahaha

[jibberjabberwock]

And then the boy- the white guy's talkin to the girl about it later, but the white girl thinks she's talkin to the tan guy and she says.. "I'M GONNA NAME YA TANNER."

I love how you say 'talking' like 'towkin.' Thumbs up for your extremely manly belch.

[hbkcool45]

wow

[wolfwoman2241]

lol! this is so random!

[Th3MadHattress]

Okay are you ready? heres the whole story kay! they're gonna tell you who made the movie right off the bat in this one! BOOM! theres a flash of light and it brings us to the forrest and in the forrest the trees dissapear and they turn into flowers and people and so the people are hugging because they're like "Hey wer'ent we just trees?" and then a group of magicians come to greet the tree people and the ones like "Hi!" and they're like "Hi were the tree people" x] Man,I love you KEEP MAKING VIDS

[MisterRozz]

"He whispers in a nice, calm voice... 'I like donuts!' "

Hahaha!

Sorry to hear about what happened with the first video -- I hate false copyright claims!

[MisterRozz]

Oh and high five for the manly beard! :P

[patrickcoffin]

@MisterRozz I've always liked having an obnoxious mountain-man beard... if fact the only time since like 9th grade when I haven't had a beard is EXACTLY the same time I've been doing youtube videos. The fact is, I go to a private college (BYU) and they don't allow men to have beards here (at least, they don't let you in the testing center)... BUT it's summer now so there's NO tests and NO classes for me. So the beard is HERE to STAY (until September-ish, then the fun goes away for another year)

[kimmeco2]

@patrickcoffin well xD is a face most eens make these days meaning laughing a lot at what the person has said :] so you really made me laugh xD thx dude :]

[patrickcoffin]

@MisterRozz me too, yo! me too... the worst part is with youtube there's no way to fight them. AND they don't even look at an application for partnership if you have ANY copyright claims against you. It's pretty stupid that they trust their auto-system that much... it reminds me of movies like I-Robot and the Matrix (well pre-Matrix, anyway). It's just silly!

But thanks a million for the comments, my friend... life is goodly, not bad.

[TheHolyTwible]

well YouTube is quite a stupid bunch of cowpat then :o)

I think my favorite joke'd have to be "why would you name me Tanner? - oh, I don't know, 'cause you're really tan!" and "and the one's like - Hi! and they're like - Hi, we're the tree people!" (the fact that you keep repeating "Tree people" is hilarious :D

and the whole point that I wrote "I'm a Twilight fan but... *blahblahblah*" is that so many people thought it was defensive and I just wanted you to know that I dont ;D

[patrickcoffin]

@TheHolyTwible ROCK AND ROLL!!!

I'm pretty sure you're an awssome person... you've comment on my stuff before, and it's always nice things. Thanks for being cool!

[stingz4you]

THIS IS TRUE on the opening day of twilight 2053000 people went to watch it and 2 of them were boys.. and they were gay

[patrickcoffin]

@stingz4you oh my goodness... that's shocking!

I believe you, though... I really do.

haha

[falloutgurl247]

ha ha funny donuts

[patrickcoffin]

@falloutgurl247 I figure that if donuts are half as funny as they are delicious... I'll own youtube within a week!

[freakOFtheNature]

funny

[patrickcoffin]

@freakOFtheNature thank ya, kindly. I'm glad you liked it! Please feel free to watch any of my other videos... you'll probably like them too.

ROCK

[angelsissy1]

This is hilarious..and idk why the ending was so entertaining to me but it was (the talking part) lol and i liked the "and pissing standing up" part XD

[JnAStudios]

dang dude, that burp was from the heart! Very good!

Sorry about the crap with the first upload!

[patrickcoffin]

@JnAStudios it WAS from the heart, actually... I had just finished snacking on an enemies heart just moments before getting out the camera to shoot this vlog. It's really interesting that blood is blue until oxygen gets into it... I just think its strange that the very gas that keeps us alive and the blood that flows through our veins cannot mix. Anyway, thanks for the comment, as usual. You rock, hard!

[kimmeco2]

ROTFL XDDD

[patrickcoffin]

@kimmeco2 I appreciate the comment... I'm glad you liked it!

I'm not sure what XDDD stands for though... if you have a second, could you explain that one. THANKS!

[cyberwetter]

i hate twilight..............so i loved this

[JohnsonTheBlack]

I liked the part with the Girl Jumping really far.

[Brendon617]

nice

[patrickcoffin]

@Brendon617 I thank you sir...

I checked out your videos, dude! You've got a pretty awesome ability to find perfect angles and stuff. ROCK ON!!!

[raondy]

I LIKE DONATES .... hilarious 

[thegreatdude14]

I WANT TO EAT THE TREE PPL!!!!

[patrickcoffin]

@thegreatdude14 THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!

[IssyRedbird]

XD XD XD XD XD  This is hilarious. XD I like donuts! XD

[patrickcoffin]

@IssyRedbird Donuts are perfection personified... or donutified, if you will.

[evilangl]

funny

[RitaArmstrongTV]

3rd :D

[noobcloud]

this whas hilarious!

[soccerxxdemon]

1st