Halo 3 Rimz - A Halo Rap (Machinima)

[Predator13ize]

Me:MOM can I go outside with a knife or something...

Mom:Ok but why's the knife for?

Me:To kill 272 people.

Mom:ok but it's too dangerous to do it alone.

Me: don't worry got a army of 5708 people

Mom:Ok but be back by 10 o'clock

[basilmagic123]

lol pretty cool video bro and nice rap! it was a two line verse am i right? rhyme two lines then think of another two lines, it's really not that hard now if you could pull of a 4 or 6 liner i would give you a lot more respect but i liked the beat and im not trying to sound like a critizinzing douche-bag but hey i thought it was a pretty cool rap over all!!! :)

[UltimateSkaterz]

272 people got skullkrunched

[Pownedinyourface123]

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[DillyByrd]

Thumbs up if you play Halo

[TheSilvertheHedgehog]

MANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! THISS IS FREAXHHHHHHHH

[AtomicFire41]

im still wondering how you can shoot while driving the mongoose

[LogisticSleet8]

i can rap this if i get 50 likes it proves nobody believes me and i will make a video of me rapping this

[Dipriman]

@LogisticSleet8 caugh caugh nobody gives a fuck cough

[TheSpriteStory]

i love the song

[typhoonkj]

i like the music but not the singing and that keyboard solo at the end was epic

[beboboydyc]

im lovein the beat

[MTempents]

Day 42: Still seeking out Thebestgirlgamer's comment and running out of food resources

[snipzergun]

@MTempents She says that these people could become real rapers, rather than rappers. People are immature and making it such a big deal. It was a small mistake and it's stupid. They have to drop it

[chocolatebar117]

can i haz 4 mw3 or reach?

[superdash1100]

I love powning do you like pownage but the kills are set up

[turtl3725]

that was OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[G0dPrayM3]

Whats the beggining song???

[ZolonZoLonzo1]

Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around todigital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby weremystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it,

repost!!!

[SuperGoofrey]

wait in this one skullkruncher* has white/blue armour but normally he has white/red......O.o, sorry on the fail

[TW3AKPedo]

@SuperGoofrey Thats patfan8326 with white and blue

[SuperGoofrey]

wait in this one skullchruncher has white/blue armour but normally he has white/red......O.o

[jakeZZZZ2459]

@SuperGoofrey the blue and white guy is patfan that's skullcrunchers friend LoL, red and white is skullcruncher.

[TheSKIDrow96]

skullkruncher13=MLG

[JaredsChanneI]

@TheSKIDrow96 yeah no he blows

[breseman]

1:00 you died

[sora120ishepic]

I'm pretty sure we all know that these are just for fun. If he's truly this amazing at halo, by the lord I must repent for doubting jesus

[verta80]

i listen to these raps twice a day!

[mightyarbitor]

skullkruncher13, where did you go? why did you stop making halo rap videos?! you the best!

[TheAwsomenees]

i killed jt machima sniped him in mathmakeing and hes not too bad hes ok guys just want to let you knw he make a bnuch of him killing players and noobs becaues i went 25 to o to jts team on swat if you knw who i am tell me plz dont say o trol becaues im not saying tht im good so yeah good by

[mightyarbitor]

@TheAwsomenees whats hes name? is it still skullkruncher??????????

[thezi1]

ahhh Remember When machinima used to be good... the good ol' days

[crazymn321fan]

O_o ergh teh song: the greatest halo rap ever by machima is better

[Ourtoon]

@crazymn321fan by machima? It's made by the same guy that made this one

[EnglandsWhiteBoyz]

Bada bing bada boom!

[HARDCORExxGECKO]

no its noy nerdy

[clantdfilms]

epic

[nickyz73]

awsome an cool halo isnt nerdy. if any one says this is a rubbbish video they are stupid and a idiot

[Epicgamer6711]

i miss halo3

[Leviticase]

i cant BELIEVE they flagged "oh hayabusa"!!!

[S117TheMasterChief]

@Leviticase It's just now what you're used to... OMG LOL!

[TheMinecraft40]

@Leviticase i no its such a same :(

[PaulSapita]

Check out my monster orgy rap!

[SuperGoofrey]

what amour is he wearing, is it halo 3 or halo 3:odst?

[TheSniperhotdog]

*turns around* hey*cocks shotgun* oh sh-*interupted due to shotgun blast to the face*

[TheMinecraft40]

do they still make these?

[MrNoobreaper]

@patfan8326 Really wow you guys are amazing....

[mintyking1]

Say chack chunks with a chipped up chopper 5 times fast!

[BlakeVanhorn]

Thanks to this rap guess what my favorite thing to say is? Baddabing Baddaboom Inevitable Doom..thnx alot

[BlakeVanhorn]

Was short but cool

[hotstud678]

charazard??? more like charlizard! *yogscast refrence*

[F0res33ndeath]

@hotstud678 I love you

[hotstud678]

@F0res33ndeath u 2??? u a girl?

[F0res33ndeath]

@hotstud678 Nope im a self aware computer

[spartanrampa9e4XBL]

My gt is spartanrampa9e

[spartanrampa9e4XBL]

Just got YouTube account and I am suuuuuuch a big fan could u send me a friend request plz ur like thee best I swear >.<

[BlakeVanhorn]

Epic!

[ALZproductions]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[networkstudios]

Its Good to to be Back! :)

[ReachIsBeast]

"Call me chamillionaire 'cause i'm ridin' dirty" XD

[randomgav1]

i wanna see if he can beat me i took out 4 people in a row with just an assult rifle.

[ThePretentiousPuppet]

@randomgav1 big whoop? assault rifle noobs suck shit, when you can take four in a row out, while they have battle rifles or any other REAL weapon, with only a magnum? come let me know bro.

[PsychoEmill]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[CrystalRocks5599]

Gotta love SkullKruncher13...

[BrutalBloxxer]

This is awesome.

[TheMIKEY400]

i take it back this song awsome

[undeadlove143]

for reals i can owne up in matchmakinut im sick of people ganing up and sniping while my team mates suck. rite now im only captain but for real some guy with real skill needs to start playing halo with me gamertags ItAch Death

[TheMIKEY400]

why you ... youve let us down noooooooooooooooooooooo

[YouKnowThisBoy]

o.o the anti tank anti you bit - i was like... wait i have that on my bungie account.. did he see it on there and put it into this rap o.o

[MrMitmit123]

by far the best rap you made, besides odst rap:) but i love your raps XD

[goldfire298]

@thehalozdude

actually he is pretty good

[goldfire298]

good vid but all i ps haters guess what they used sony vegas 9 and guess what sony makes the ps so ha ps is better

[ToxicMachinimas]

Please shut up guys, ya making me cry, I beat you high in the sky, your rimz you have, are no match for my math, Thinkning the way through, then im mlging you! you love your self to much, acting hard and butch, but you cant even touch, The royal dutch, You need a tank which is wank, your wraith will be outa this place, Toxics are taking you out, no need to shout, I got the gold hog and hit the gas, Running you over taste my mass, as im like the covanant,your gonna get glassed!

[theater40]

did i here a economy reference 

[satnam678]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[4533halo]

269 people dont have a set of wheels

[BioFan91]

these guys are kinda like the halo 3 version of lonelyisland

[Milez4299]

I remember Rapping this to my Music class in 6th Grade, I was so Nervous I did it really fast, It was Beast.

[MrJupiter67]

@Milez4299 sure u did ur probably lying u fucker dont believe this dickhead

[Milez4299]

@MrJupiter67 What the Fuck do you know, You fat Cunt, I learnt this Because I do Comprehend certain things such as math, and WORDS where as you cant even spell 'You' so shut the fuck up, you fucker.

[MrJupiter67]

@Milez4299 calm down special needs just stop being a mardy arse dickhead that go's around saying you did this and that and then u got mardy for some1 pointing you out and im just making words shorter and if yo look i spell you right 3 times in this statement try to spot the retard

[Milez4299]

@MrJupiter67 Construct a Propper Sentence and Come back.

[fishmaster007]

You have the greatest raps ever ,but a tip stay away from the high notes.

[statass]

ok guys thebestgirlgamer screwed up i dont think she meant to say rapers

[MrCrazytaco39]

i gotta wonder are u all talk or are u realy this good

[statass]

@MrCrazytaco39 there are that good i played against them in mw2 and my score was 13/75 his score 75/13

[bleachisawesome1427]

lol my psn is skull-crusher

[lukewalker13]

cool

[lolf4c3m4n]

i love driving the worthog so much

[Rascythe]

Listening to this over and over again while playing Spore Galactic Adventures...yeah...

[SpartanL17]

At 1:50 i half expected to see him spartan kick XD

[DgkFanAllDay]

skullkruncher13 will tell u wich games is better then halo

[RobinApprentice]

this is better than some real rappers

[555zeldax555]

269 people got owned by skullkruncher13

[hello90sign]

2:08 really kills the whole rap

[RobinApprentice]

@hello90sign it sounds outta place and his voice cracks... :S

[hello90sign]

@RobinApprentice I totally agree

[Thebestgirlgamer]

I'm interested to see if these kids become real rapers.

[TheRookieCookies]

@Thebestgirlgamer Being rapers and being rappers are two completely different things

[superlarryman]

@TheRookieCookies ya rappers hang out in music studios and clubs and rapers hang out in abandoned houses and alleyways

[matincatrat]

@TheRookieCookies pahahaa nice catch

[XXMACTHESHADOWKILLXX]

@TheRookieCookies  lol

[windsheildwiper]

@TheRookieCookies Or are they?

[TheSniperhotdog]

@TheRookieCookies i like how the top coment is a response to another coment on the top coment

[chrismfoster14]

@Thebestgirlgamer Rapers? xD

[dendramon12345]

@Thebestgirlgamer

Spell checker, so you don't fail harder than you just did.

I'm not asking for you to thumbs up me, it should be implied.

[DeadSlicer]

@Thebestgirlgamer rapers? they are not pedobear O_o

[MonkiFuzzProductions]

@DeadSlicer being a rapist does not exclude having forced sexual activity on adults.

[DrPieMD]

@Thebestgirlgamer RAPERS?!

[FlonzyFilms]

@Thebestgirlgamer Hope not

[k0raph]

@Thebestgirlgamer you sick bastard!......................­.you spelt rappers wrong!

[sour0deez]

@k0raph nobody gets that the bastard is a bitch *FACEPALM*

grammer police

[k0raph]

@sour0deez i know!

[RAWRxBlueDino1028]

@Thebestgirlgamer OMAGAWD ew

[tickingdeath105]

@Thebestgirlgamer if Soulja boy could do it, they can too.

[00machinima]

@Thebestgirlgamer thats illegal

[VenomessProductions]

@00machinima Pfft, what did she say!

[00machinima]

@VenomessProductions she said they could become pro rapers not pro rappers

[Astupidfrenchman]

@Thebestgirlgamer if they did eminem would have to go work at mcdonalds after being by them

[halogodess]

@Astupidfrenchman u can't compare them to eminem

[shrk128]

@halogodess yeah, that would insult them!!!

[areyouajew]

@Thebestgirlgamer they are real rappers

[zola910]

@Thebestgirlgamer their 17 u dick

[jaynoureddin14]

@Thebestgirlgamer im interested to see if u get back to the kitchen!

[gjav413]

@Thebestgirlgamer I doubt they will become rapers, well maybe PatFan8326.

[MrBCook17]

im the 5558th like! EAT IT NOOBZ! XD

[XBOXALCOHOLIC]

im the 5555 like :)

[Redvsbluefanboy]

@Dudehade ya Brysi can't touch this

[kidn00b1]

@annodover ur stupid everyone uses short cuts im pretty sure u say "Lol"

[THISnameISNTclever]

@Dudehade they make the only good video game raps i have ever heard :)

[imafirindalazor]

@annodover only n00bz would point that out

[kidn00b1]

*youtubers have

[kidn00b1]

Noob thts how u spell noob i can spell so stfu, and you cnat abn me from nothng u youtubershave temper issues

[connosd]

@kidn00b1 Kid, reply to your flipping replies, no one will read your terrible come-back if you post it on the comment wall genius. Noob is spelt like Newb smart-arse. CoD taking skill? Hell yeah it's fun, but in CoD takes NO skill. With Halo's addition of shields you have to calculate what you do, so that you can kill both their shield and their armour. In CoD, %90 of kills are simply rushing to them. Halo has a way better use of drama in the campaign, and in real life, you die with ONE bullet.

[kidn00b1]

SMGDUDE3017 i do not suck at halo im good at it and i dont hate it and i dont get mad in COD cod requires skill as well u need to be aware of ur surroundings and u bunch of halo players say tht u got somethin like 50-3 in COD bull shit u aint got shit

[SMGDUDE3017]

@kidn00b1 okay cod sucks dude halo is the shit cod is so unfair not balanced and looks like shit you notice how you never get mad in halo but you do in cod? Just cause you suck at a game dosent mean you have to hate it

[kidn00b1]

roguel ur a bigass liar COD is mor erealistic nto just by the weapns but also from teh fact tht in real life 2 shots can kill u COD takes skill 2 u need ot be aware 24/7 let ur guard down theyll find u in 2 seconds

[kidn00b1]

randomdude ur first sentence makes no sense plus COD nor halo is teh best games ever there both really great games but not the best plus (cod is better than halo :P)

[kidn00b1]

Halo raps r awsome but COD is the shit u halo players rlly need to let go after MW2 everyone got COD except u halo players

[kidn00b1]

I loved the halo saga and there raps r awsome, but ppl like 1337ninja get COD everyone is playing tht now halo is old now

[Lucario26rox]

2:06 Kicked from Xbox Live Party

[ilvdilvd]

you make the best raps ever

[ilvdilvd]

halo 4 is the start of a trilogy yep you heard me 5,6 are soon coming

[1337Ninja3000]

I love how all this little COD fanboys are trolling on this video acting like they have a life XD

[zarakikenpachiish]

269 people aren't harder than a charizard

[MasterKanz]

269 people play COD

[BladenMaster]

what is doing pokemon in halo?

[1997devastator]

what a tune

[PitDogDX]

all the things they did in the vid i can dodge or destroy

[raspencer04]

@PitDogDX you must be so good

[PitDogDX]

@raspencer04 Yet i am shit bad

[tremtt]

I prefer halo because i feel like it take's more skill and i like it doesn't have killstreaks that get you'r kills for you, don't get me wrong i love call of duty but nothing more than killing noobs and getting shitload of kills with all killstreaks that i gain so quickly, my radar witch points out where the enemy is helps out alot too. I play halo when i wanna go hardcore and take on the mlg playlist it's.

[rsims3rd]

god i wish we could go back to a simpler time like halo 3 in reach i just got temperaraly baned for playing to much wtf

[TheTSSxNation]

So the guns in cod arnt realalistic did you just say... So the military doesn't use a Famas or AK or ACR or SCAR or Used to use Mp40 or Thompson or Springfeild

[1337Ninja3000]

@TheTSSxNation They won't 500 years in the future during the Halo timeline.

[sambacharlie]

BeastKiller2011 ur fuckin retarded, first u say it is easy to get a kill then u say the opposite, make up ur fuckin mind and they both great games the only differences r that cod is for noobs because the guns r unrealistic while halo is for pros who want to play a game were it doesnt take two shots to get a kill

[OutdoorMoney70]

@sambacharlie the guns are realistic in cod in halo no

[theultimatewin1]

@OutdoorMoney70 think about it before you comment. cod is around our time. halo is over 500 years in the future. we will have those guns before then.

[lessthanthird]

@sambacharlie Dude, if I shot you it wouldn't take 23 clips to half your health. In real life one bullet could do it. CoD is more realistic and you have to face it, somethings are fake yes but so what, halo is also fake, Plasma Grenades? Like what the hell is that? Anyway stop fighting.

[guthix5800]

@sambacharlie hahahahahah. halo isn't better then Cod. For Shooting game. halos better than cod FOR The vehicles. Cod has no Vehicles. Thats why Halos better then cod for that. if its a shooting game. Without vehicles on halo. Then Halo sucks. Im afraid :p (this is coming from a halo and cod fan. considering halo 3 was the first game i ever played on xbox lol

[BeastKiller2011]

wow cod is so better than halo one thing the halo guns run outof amo fast and u hav armor and u die easaly it takes shit louds of amo to kill one person and cod guns r real not fake and if it had armor like halo it wont as cheap like halo

[plsdontsue631]

@BeastKiller2011 I hope this comment was sarcasm...

[spartant118]

@BeastKiller2011 no its not in cod u get killed in 1 shot nd is full of trolls nd hackers aslo who cares bout ammo nd armour halo requires skill not like cod and we dont care bout armour at least we dont have FACEPAINT with smilly face on our sights cod is crap (modern warfare is ok)

[cmorebutts321]

how do you shoot rockets from the hornet?

[MrLegodude1234567890]

@cmorebutts321 use your grenade button

[cmorebutts321]

@cmorebutts321 thanks for the help

[edaboladik]

268 people woke up to find their mongoose on blocks.

[Adriane0523]

love it

[storn100]

Is it me or is your voice really frickin annoying?

[KillaUsman786]

good memories

[Dlongslayer]

Halo 3>ODST,REACH

[MyTristan2000]

cod is better do



[randomdude770]

Halo is automaticlly better than COD, cause its just HALO(The GREATEST game EVAR). The ONLY reson you guys that hate Halo, Hate Halo is just because you SUCK at it.