Planet Bollocks

[mosthaunteddorset]

Planet rock , planet cock

[MrGrimes1971]

Rabies is fucking funny man!!!

Foamy, foamy, snarl snarl!!!

[leecurtis12]

erm.

[Laurpalooza]

Babcock sounds like John Cleese

[KitsuneProject]

So Many KNOB jokes

XD

[kate80355]

my friends mum showed me this! :L

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

I felt random and typed in predator dick then alien bollocks and i found this

[raindog951]

As funny as rabies.

[KitsuneProject]

the thought of 'Bollocks' makes me laugh in this clip ;)

[KitsuneProject]

repeat it at 2:17 it's funny

[KitsuneProject]

4:04 call her Dickhead LOL

[KitsuneProject]

class comedy using the term of 'Privates'

[yardymode]

Wank. Looks like drama group shit. Eat my goal.

[KitsuneProject]

@yardymode the KNOB jokes make me laugh, everytime i watch this

[MikeBracewell]

Amazing what you get when you hand a bunch of adolescent schoolboys a production budget of £100K of TV licence money. Must have taken them at least 15 minutes to write the script. Just think - the Beeb could have spent the money on current affairs, serious drama or even a funny, intelligently written comedy. Thank our lucky stars they spent it instead on a gag involving a giant penis! Eh?

[Adschi2010]

:D

[Adschi2010]

I got bored and typed bollocks. If you're wondering why I typed in bollocks it's because previously when bored I have already typed in the conventional words such as crap fuck tit etc...

[FudgePackProductions]

@Adschi2010 Same here, lol, and now I really am watching a load of old bollocks.

[halfNERD17]

0:22 listen to the background t.v or radio

[roquefort88888]

So this is what I don't pay my fucking license fee for.

Reckon I can consider my investment of zero repaid in full then.

[verycherryx17]

Jizz is threatened D:

[SimonB198207]

this clip could be crafted into a poop - just imagine Bollox being under5 attack from Robotnik and his PINGAS!

[JambirdGaming]

Now if you dont mine im off in my siberian wank sock

[Ironmedusa]

Brill.Had me laughting my head off.More please.lol.

[DipChipson]

what the absolute clusterfuck

[earny123]

what a load a shitty cheap humour.

[oOiROLLOo]

the radio in the backround sez michael wank and bill penis



[Squallzy13]

w...t...f

[xixJERICHOxix]

WTF!? I don't even Know...lol

[wardog1967]

Hilarious!!!

[HomebrandMusic01]

would have been much funnier if the guy had just said "i've named a planet in your honour; called it planet bollocks because i think your a twat" and left it at that.

[jdHaworth]

@HomebrandMusic01 no it wouldn't.

[KaiKaos]

"and now, JIZZ is threatened!" funniest bit.

[kygon1]

i feel sorry for the chick

[kygon1]

O I get it. the aliens look like penises I:P

[FooliusTheDrooliest]

Subtle.

[kygon1]

Omai god lol

[JohnRagoon]

Well that was an anti fucking climax LOL nice1 :D.

[eas17dale]

funniest thing i have heard in ages

[G3SVW]

bum funnel! lol 

[tigurius555]

jizz

[cprostudio]

what a load of actual bollocks, not funny at all

[SteamBackInTime]

lol listen to the radio just after he says ''That'll be the door''

[ipodtouchboy771]

L.O.L

[pandlil]

what a load of unfunny shite

[FilikB]

We erect you as our leader!

[cillian987]

SHE IS SUCH A DICKHEAD

[azuriterules]

Imperial Wanksock.

[girvsevil]

Lol I love British humor even before I saw this I would tend to yell bollocks!! Lawl

[NaughtyBwoi]

fucking waste of tax payers money

[beardcat]

lololol

[sanarkhos]

Typical British humor

[Mrkuklinski]

didnt really find it funny at all . i do however love hamburgers , especially with fried onions and ketchup.

[lootwarmeggz]

@Mrkuklinski from a burger van on the motorway :D

[MikeTerela]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Akyuz1000]

this is so fucking stupid it's halarious

[wardog1967]

Quite funny indeed...LOL...

[Ciclopotis]

the funniest thing is (beside the space ship) the male bollockian's voice.

[petujaymz]

omfg y r u such a fag bich

[tectonicactivity]

funny as fuck

[blunklaura]

jizz is threatened...omg lol

[lesovikk101]

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Valkyriepure]

Better than star trek bollocks!

Mr Rodi must be foreign and not understand the Brit sense of humour.

[jszekerj]

Hey, I'm an American and I love Brit humor. I've seen just about every good British show to see. Red Dwarf is probably one of my faves.

[MrRodi]

well that explains why its on bbc 3, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

[jszekerj]

Fuck you fag, get outta here.

[chichomovie]

HAHAHAHA funny.

[raferti7]

Да чет не очень !

[diamondboy9]

so fuckin funny

[Fuchizaa]

I know so many people who should be deported to planet Bollocks...

[TheKola007]

ахахах)))

[RealmEntertainment]

That is the most hilariously wrong thing I've seen in quite some time.

[grnlfe01]

why do they keep playing the Star Trek Voyger theme?

[Nameless666Maggot]

ah i remember this lol

[harperandyman]

SUE he dont care about you....Marry me ? and i will save you from the Planet Bollocks :)

[TarnishUK]

The tune sounds like part of the Gladiator OST.

[bronzeonion]

lmao

[ARDUNNO]

what can you do when noone wants you?

your balls are lonely,your pecker is too!

what can you do when you know it's true?

what can you dowhen noone wants you?

[mjjuna]

the back of their heads look like arses

[CloneTrooper74]

Thats the Idea. The aliens have rude names as well.

[twoyorkie]

I no many people who talk from the back of their heads and their ar.................

[twoyorkie]

I know many strange being who talk from the back of their heads ....they were called parents .....but all WAS correct ...........

[Zalev]

i watched one episode of this, and felt like they relied too heavily on computer generated visual gags. Criticism in a youtube comment? it's more likely than you think

[PhilFCUM]

The premise of this sketch is funny, but I think it went on too long. Hence, the joke was overplayed.

[critanime]

btw is that john cleese playing an alien.

[mentaroose]

Nuthin wrong wid a bit of harmless smut... made me giggle anyway

[critanime]

lol they had me on bollocks.

[Nitocolus]

Well, um, these aliens are effed up in the noggin.

[Encrust]

This is really shit. A complete waste of not much money.

[ChrisBstard]

You're shit more like!

[Oscar301]

the Wise Minge of Bombangulor....

bring forth the Purple Helmet of Dongggggggg

[Ashecroft7]

x"D gotta love these puns XD

[nr147147]

u fat bastard , that was the saddest video on youtube

[BurninNinja]

@SinaProductions Who the fuck is this too?

[SlightlyInsaneX]

I bet you didn't even get half of the fucking jokes you fucking 12 year old cocksucking piece of shit go suck a cock faggot

[SPClydeHarris]

ok i will do that now

[PainInTheAssKid97]

i am bent-cock, and this is chlamidia

[SinaProductions]

UR BENT-COCK?!!!

OMG GET OUTTA HERE!!

jokes :)

[supertoaster7]

hyperion wanksoc

[darkeneddreams]

"oooh no, it's all over my clothes!" LOL hahahahahahahahahaha

[bmxbike525]

bollockians

[CloneTrooper74]

They wont exisit if the Ejaculons of Toss win the war lol

[tonibones87]

that was fuckin funny...we want a wank sock lol....we are bollockians!!! lol

[canisaybollox]

bollocks!

[circnow]

ha ha never seen this before

[nellabella08]

hahahahahahahahahahaha HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[Oscar301]

Zarconian bum-funnel and Hyperion wank-sock..!!

...this is just planet dick joke...

[cingle2004jp]

Planet Bollocks..what a name!

[alicia246642]

this is so fuken funny

[dyfman31]

Ejaculons of Toss!

[warlock10112]

no fucking way there is no way in hell i would have a head on my head and spit gag juice all over me i would be one pissed dick head lol

[BeleraphonTD]

this is without a dout the sickest thing ive evrer scene AND YET.....funny

[dyfman31]

is the female alien voiced by anne widicombe?

[purplevolcano]

sounds just like her doesn't it?!

[dyfman31]

yeah - Suits her though!

[frankenmuff]

this is the funnyest thiing i have seen in ages "entering primary bum funnel" lol keep it up

[selwyn369]

Hyperian Wanksock haha

[SebastienHamilton]

WOOHOO!! wrong door rocks!!

[bigfishymouth]

By far the best humour....superb, funny as f..k.

[Gzero91]

JIZZ

[Gzero91]

purple helmit of dong O.O

[CadenceBlue]

If this were ever shown on American TV people would all have to scrub out their eyes with steel wool and they'd sue the TV station claiming their children were permanently damaged. I want to move to the UK where people have stopped being so damned uptight!

[jonathanburr89]

yea but we are getting uptight on things though guys we are turning american. This had to be on bbc 3 a channel which no one hardly watches because if it was on prime time tv people would have had a fit

[CloneTrooper74]

we Americans are getting more lenient on some stuff though as "shit" is being said on some programs uncensored as well well as words like "testicles" and "penis"

[Gungrave20]

You've got to love British Humor!

Man that was funny!

[shedbouy]

LOL!

i got turned on by that

[adamjames95]

funny as fuck dint miss 1 episode

[Shodder78]

haha, that is the best sketch ever!

[jacob1029]

So good

[killerbeee98]

funny as hell !!!!

[RockStarKimiko88]

BEST SKETCH EVER!

"i have discharge" LMAO

[zombiekiiler]

OMFG I LOVE THAT SKETCH i was rofl-ing at it, literally.

[willshaw93]

haha loved this sketch