Jenn Proske has really done her homework on Kristen Stewart, got the internation, mouth hanging open, rapid blinking and general crappiness down to a T
Did u guys know that the guy who played edward in this movie was one of the actors who Auditioned to be Edward Cullen in the real "Twilight"? He didnt get the part because they need someone with........... I forgot what. LOL
just to spoil it in the breaking dawn one edward and bella get married bella gets pregnant with twins with edward jacob inprints on bella after she comes back as a vampire p.s. jacob and 2 others left the wolf clan and like the other wolves are total all pissed in shit
actually, bella got pregnant with only one baby, and its half human and half vampire. and jacob didn't imprint on bella, he imprinted on her baby. fucked up but true. know your shit before you tell people about it. :/
I dont understand how Bella can get pregnant, I mean Edward is a vampire, that means there is no blood going through him, so he can never get an erection.
@SSonyv yes welll.... that doesnt mean he cant give off sperms any ways the reason that she doesnt get prego when they r both vampires is bcause vampires dont age so if there was a baby in her (when she was a vampire)it wouldnt age......
lol THEY R DOUCHE BAGS ALL THEY DO IS HOOK UP WITH RANDOM PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH EM THEN NEVER SEE THE PERSON AGAIN THEN THEY HOOK UP WITH THERE ROOMATES
The chick in this movie is much better than that Stewart bitch. Better actress.. Better movie.. MUCH BETTER LOOKING!!! She's not all covered in make-up and fake. Anyway... I laughed all the way through this movie! Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time and definitly my favorite parody movie! :)
the werewolves and vampires are slowly coming out of this twilight junk just watch red riding hood the werewolf actualy kills people and follows some of the actual rules
They cut out the funniest part where he readjusts a huge schlong. I picture edward doing that and I cant stop laughing its hilarious. (mainly coz when edward does that in my head he stick tweezers down his pants. Im random, and sometimes i wonder if im a gay man trapped in a straight guy's body. Nothing like a vampire to make you start questioning your sexuality. Give me succubus or give me death! Or most likely I get both......fuck it.
its sad because the books were actually really good, and they got really popular and the little girls screaming "I LOVE EDWARD" got really annoying, also the movies suck
Am i the only one that misses the days were vampires and werwolf's were fucking SCARY AND YOU DIDENT WANT TO FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
@OJ010101 i know everyone now is like i wish i was a vampire or werewolf only bc they think there all hot and want to be with them and in reality if they were real we all would be like stay the hell away from me!!
"a really... pale dude with big hair and a constipated look."
heyitshether 2 days ago
Twilight Rocks but this is freakin hilarious
vamatrocious 1 week ago
Jenn Proske has really done her homework on Kristen Stewart, got the internation, mouth hanging open, rapid blinking and general crappiness down to a T
TheEnglishRedRose 1 week ago
no not the dushbags from jersey shore
candyrocksification 1 week ago
@candyrocksification *douchebag
heyitshether 2 days ago
0:42 i would totally do that for someone XD
SHOCKGUMPRODUCTIONS 3 weeks ago
the Cullen couples making out lol
honeybager2645678 3 weeks ago
I think he is so much hotter than robert pattinson
TheMoulinrouge32 3 weeks ago 4
Pause at 0:07 her face is hilarious!!
horsesonmymind 4 weeks ago
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Edward Sullen 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times sexier than Edward Cullen. Thumbs if you agree
Summer0771 1 month ago
I realized the absolute biggest thing that bothers me about Twilight. No one is that pale. And I live in Washington.
spocklivesforever 1 month ago
CHELSEA XDDDD LOL
shyneonabliss 1 month ago
Jessica: Thats J-wow and Snooki and-
Bella: Not the deuce bags from Jersey Shore. Him, you know the really pale one.
Jessica: Oh, the hottie, thats Edward, but apparently no one here is good enough for him.
Bella: (Think to herself) I am!
xD
jaydeasler 1 month ago
I JUST GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE AGAIN!
stinaravenclaw 1 month ago
"No, not the douche bags from Jersey Shore. Him...the dude with the pale face and constipated look"
xD
greendaygirl141 1 month ago 3
they are like really, REALLY close (:
ThePetrificusTotalus 1 month ago
i know that hair spray...haha big sexy hair....the brand i mean
animangarockstar 1 month ago
this rosalie is much prettier than real one.
TheLoveeverybody 1 month ago
Lmfao!! Hair spray XD
sMACkedaroundTV 1 month ago
0:25 the most amazing part...not
NephilimWarrior96 1 month ago
Suuuper!
oOmaciejekOo 1 month ago
I MISS ROB
MissMasterPlan 1 month ago
wapo edwar hahahah
annellsweet30 1 month ago
those where NOT from the jersey shore fakkkkeee
hajgeriscool 1 month ago
mejor que la original
Montenegro431 1 month ago
I cant believe that. its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID
purplepanamadolphins 1 month ago
"No not the doushe bags from the Jersey Shore" LMFAO XD
horseridergal 1 month ago 5
XD HAHAHA. Wow, I love reading the two top comments top to bottom.
Yceb0x 1 month ago
is it weird that the girl that played chealse in thats so raven reminds me of my aunt?
MsLazydoc 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OfficialVampiresSuck
my fave part of the movie lol ^^
isbu2222 1 month ago
omigod!! zane holtz (AUSTIN!!) playingg emmett, that rosalliee is REALLY lucky -__-
TheVampirekindagirl 1 month ago
The Sullens *nods*
SteamGoddess 1 month ago
Becca's expressions > Bella's expressions
toplad007 2 months ago 4
That rosalie would have been better for the actual movie
Youdoobz 2 months ago
'constipated look' LOL
Mizabella01 2 months ago 8
snooki looks like a dude here.....
HtfRaven 2 months ago
I loved the part when she is asking "who is he?" And left her mouth half opened like Kristen always do :D lol
Bentxmasryah 2 months ago 94
the Bella from Vampires Suck is even better than the Bella from Twilight.......
things that make me go "hmmm"
ZorryALE 2 months ago 7
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argpillai01 2 months ago
so thats the reason "i love the foundation "
1823juliuz 2 months ago
chelsea hasnt changed much
kingddd23 2 months ago
This Edward & Jacob r hotter than the real ones in Twilight movie, and this Rosalie is pretty too.
BellaSilvery 2 months ago
@BellaSilvery Naah, Robert is hotter(:
BethWuuvsYouh 2 months ago
@BellaSilvery i agree with the edward part buuuuut not the jacob bit
sesshysgurl23 2 months ago
@BellaSilvery Nah Tay is waaaayyy hotter <3
AtomicKittenBaby 2 months ago
Did u guys know that the guy who played edward in this movie was one of the actors who Auditioned to be Edward Cullen in the real "Twilight"? He didnt get the part because they need someone with........... I forgot what. LOL
BellaEdwardJacob1000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OfficialVampiresSuck
keep pressing 1... it sounds like there saying their weener..O.o...im so immature XD
xoxodarkflamexoxo 2 months ago
at :28 did anybody see that sign in the back??
teppeilova 2 months ago 8
omg at 0:23 pause the vid. it looks like the girl with black hair is like a grandma.
icantbetamed2 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OfficialVampiresSuck
chelsea is back!!!
2013bookworm 3 months ago
0:26 SUCKFEST
For vampires or sluts?
Joakymachine 3 months ago
@bubbleheadash thats so raven! :D
AmySims24 3 months ago
just to spoil it in the breaking dawn one edward and bella get married bella gets pregnant with twins with edward jacob inprints on bella after she comes back as a vampire p.s. jacob and 2 others left the wolf clan and like the other wolves are total all pissed in shit
kyle94244 3 months ago
@kyle94244 K thx for saving me 5+ bucks i never planned on spending in the first place
LemonSector 3 months ago
@kyle94244
actually, bella got pregnant with only one baby, and its half human and half vampire. and jacob didn't imprint on bella, he imprinted on her baby. fucked up but true. know your shit before you tell people about it. :/
myanusisbleedingomg 2 months ago
@myanusisbleedingomg does dat happen in breaking dawn?
MegaCandyCaneGurl 2 months ago
@MegaCandyCaneGurl
yeah. sorry, spoiler. just correcting the other douche who got it wrong
myanusisbleedingomg 2 months ago in playlist vampire suck
@kyle94244 WRONG!!!!!!!! Actually read the books and watch the movie before u say things cuz that wasn't even close!
ife126 3 weeks ago
pathetic
pityisz 3 months ago
@DrRisk01 no. just no.
evo404 3 months ago
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@bubbleheadash IKR WHEN I SAW IT I WAS LIKE WOW
318LOVEBUG 3 months ago
suckfest 2010 @0:27
sedrigf 3 months ago
He just keeps walking!!!!!! For like, EVER!!!!
PrincipessaDellOpera 3 months ago
@bubbleheadash THATS SO RAVEN!!!!! lol you so called it...
HCKlilylou 3 months ago
Ok ok we get it ! its chelsea from thats so raven. Good to see her again :)
BloodyRedFantasy 3 months ago 238
@BloodyRedFantasy LOL! =)
nessaholichu 2 weeks ago
My Gosh Chelsea got FAT!
Pain77ful 4 months ago
I like this bella more.
tahminelovesibrahim 4 months ago 2
hahahaha "the douchbags from jersey shore" hahahaha they don't look like them...and that's why I like that part so much!
SergioSepulvedaMusic 4 months ago 2
Its that Chesea?
cynder167 4 months ago
Austin Tucker from Make it or break it!!!!
Jessica1998rules 4 months ago 3
Omg it' Chelsea from That's So Raven!
ButterflyRedrum 4 months ago
I dont understand how Bella can get pregnant, I mean Edward is a vampire, that means there is no blood going through him, so he can never get an erection.
SSonyv 4 months ago
@SSonyv yes welll.... that doesnt mean he cant give off sperms any ways the reason that she doesnt get prego when they r both vampires is bcause vampires dont age so if there was a baby in her (when she was a vampire)it wouldnt age......
cele657 4 months ago
@cele657 he cant get any sperm out, cause in the first place he cant get an erection. true.
SSonyv 4 months ago
@SSonyv ... hmmm
cele657 4 months ago
@cele657 You cant go inside a woman if you dont have a hard one
SSonyv 4 months ago
@SSonyv do u expect me 2 respond 2 that?
cele657 3 months ago
@cele657 You just did ;)
SSonyv 3 months ago
@SSonyv lol :D
cele657 3 months ago
@cele657 Lets stop this conversation
SSonyv 3 months ago
@SSonyv ya i agree
cele657 3 months ago
@SSonyv If that how it works then being a vampire must suck
chillydogification 4 months ago
who can put their make-up on and hair spraiy while they'r going? o.o
Juniorjosse 4 months ago
1.He look 10TIMES better then the original Edward.
2.The people making out are brothers and sisters, lol.
3.That is Chelsey from That's so Raven (If you didn't notice)
4.Funny movie.
ps. Edward does look WAY to pale and he always look like he has to go poop! :D
samerras 4 months ago 3
Really pale dude big hair and constipated look :D
Maryse983 4 months ago
xD
smileymaz2000 4 months ago
your Stuipd show
doo8783 4 months ago
I wonder what Anna Kendrick thought of thios moive.
[She played Jessica.]
Also, Anna Kendrick and Bryce Dallas Howard [Victoria, "New Moon" only] both are in 50/50.
SteveCarras 4 months ago
That Bella did an awesome job with her mannerisms :D
rainstar999 4 months ago
Chelsea!
DaPoopscotch 4 months ago
hahahhaha that funny Jesery Shore
doo8783 5 months ago
The redhead is Ravens Bff of thats so Raven... HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW THAT!?
Falcarious 5 months ago
haha god this moviee sucks balls........ not as bad as twilight though.
Hunkyfish20 5 months ago
Oh my God! Is that Chelsea from that's so Raven?! :D
She's hot... .___.
YourBeautifulEnding 5 months ago 72
@YourBeautifulEnding yep!
ComedyFriends100 5 months ago
Keep pressing 2
CaptainCharismarules 5 months ago
"No, Not the Douchebags from Jersey shore... " Ahahahahaha XD
zelmanclocklove11 5 months ago
xD
xXMissChampXx 5 months ago
press 2 for kissing area!
remixxxxerify 5 months ago
=0 thats chelsea from that's so raven!
LaraForums 5 months ago 2
The Edward in this movie is so hot , maybe he should have played Edward in Twilight.=)
twilightfeen22 5 months ago
0:28 ...and constipated look LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
drubasna 5 months ago
CHELSEA FROM THAT'S SO RAVEN!!!!!!!!
TheBluefairy93 5 months ago
lol 2him with the really pale skin the big hair and the constopated look" lol soo true
sophiewalsh100 5 months ago
lol THEY R DOUCHE BAGS ALL THEY DO IS HOOK UP WITH RANDOM PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH EM THEN NEVER SEE THE PERSON AGAIN THEN THEY HOOK UP WITH THERE ROOMATES
rockergirl727y 5 months ago
Vamped Video /watch?v=WspRADY0Yvg
MissTia777 5 months ago
@bubbleheadash lawl, I was surprised, too.
Devvable 5 months ago
Is that girl explaining who they are from That So Raven?
NikkiNak111 6 months ago
@NikkiNak111 I know right I was thinking the same. I think she is.
RiddhimaPropa 6 months ago
@NikkiNak111
Mmmmmhhhmmmm .
xXBabieStarsXx 5 months ago
@NikkiNak111 Yes she is
NormalPrettyGurl 5 months ago
@NikkiNak111 That is her. Annaliese Van Dor Pal.
TheBluefairy93 5 months ago
jersey shore doche baggs
tuwryisawesome 6 months ago
wow. this movie kinda sucked...
supermuzicgurl 6 months ago
The chick in this movie is much better than that Stewart bitch. Better actress.. Better movie.. MUCH BETTER LOOKING!!! She's not all covered in make-up and fake. Anyway... I laughed all the way through this movie! Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time and definitly my favorite parody movie! :)
thenameless319 6 months ago 4
omg thats chelsey from thats so raven! ahhahaha
Skysthelimit212 6 months ago
shes that girl from 'thats so raven'
winxrules123rules123 6 months ago 2
Jessica is chelsea from that's so raven omg it took me an hour to figure that out
DemiLavatorocks1 6 months ago
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@xDarkWingedWolfx
yes, yes it is
CocoChickChic 6 months ago
@xDarkWingedWolfx Ya :)
EvanescenceFan179 6 months ago
@xDarkWingedWolfx sure issss :D
sarah1121rocks 6 months ago
Ha Jersey Shore!!! Fav TV SHOW! :)
DiNozzoMorganLover 6 months ago
the werewolves and vampires are slowly coming out of this twilight junk just watch red riding hood the werewolf actualy kills people and follows some of the actual rules
destroyer11388 6 months ago
thats chelsea from that so raven
msdayshuir 7 months ago 6
-_- I hate that face that her friend makes after she says "they're really really close" 0:07
TheAGdollLuvr 7 months ago
lmao!! snooky,jawwow.pauly d!! JERSY SHORY!! back to d crazy back to d shore! :P
69princessbella 7 months ago
There. I just saw the one clip that was actually funny. I no longer need to see the movie and justify its existence.
NateSean 7 months ago
Watched the movie! Luved it!!!!
creepykidcreep 7 months ago
lol doch bags
britt123855 7 months ago
Wow does anyone know how to spell douche? C'mon its not dush or deuche
it's douche bags.
jessegirl147 7 months ago 2
@jessegirl147 for complaining about the spelling of douche, that automatically makes you the biggest douche... jackass
hardfugoo1 6 months ago
no not the dush bags from jersy shore hes not even hot hes cute tho
fartmonkeyTV 7 months ago
Hey there!
We made a short video-clip, check it out on our channel.
And can you give us your opinion about it?
Thanks! :D
xx
thetwinzproduction 7 months ago
Funny how the actors here better fit the roles of the actual Bella & Edward. Atleast the Edward here doesn't look like hes wasted 24/7
blazianful 7 months ago
They cut out the funniest part where he readjusts a huge schlong. I picture edward doing that and I cant stop laughing its hilarious. (mainly coz when edward does that in my head he stick tweezers down his pants. Im random, and sometimes i wonder if im a gay man trapped in a straight guy's body. Nothing like a vampire to make you start questioning your sexuality. Give me succubus or give me death! Or most likely I get both......fuck it.
JetBlackNero 7 months ago
Becca: Dude with the constipated look.
Me: I don't think that's just a look, he might actually be...you know...;)
PiePandaGirl 7 months ago
ITS CHELSEA FROM THATS SOO RAVEN!!!!!
SouhaaMusic 7 months ago 26
@SouhaaMusic Yeah that's what I was thinking when I saw her.
67Renesmee 7 months ago
@SouhaaMusic That's what I said the first time I saw this movie!!!! :D
BritneyWhite1 4 months ago
Liked the movie!! But kinda had some weird parts??
MzBatmanForever 7 months ago
chelsea!!!! hey they managed to make her look really younge.
random?: i wonder if she can still sing?
litestorm8 7 months ago 3
The girl who answers Jersey Shore was on That's So Raven :D
twilightspectacular 7 months ago 8
This isn't funny
BitchesCallMeTFree 7 months ago
they're really, really close... LOL! I love that part
phantomLOVESamy 7 months ago 2
its sad because the books were actually really good, and they got really popular and the little girls screaming "I LOVE EDWARD" got really annoying, also the movies suck
sammyrandomocity3 7 months ago
HAHA CONSTIPATED
gummybearz113 7 months ago
Is that girl from That's so Raven?
chloeky1229 7 months ago
@chloeky1229 yes she played chelsea
anthonysfirstandlast 7 months ago
after i saw this movie i laugh at twilight bcuz edward alwways does seem to have a constipated look on his face lmfao thumbs up if you agree!
alli715293 8 months ago 89
@alli715293 It's not his fault he's inbred.
ButterflyRedrum 4 months ago
big hair and constipated look
ginabrig1 8 months ago
damn jenni loooooooks OLD as a motherfucker !!
Justinoreocookie12 8 months ago
0:34 to much make-up XD
RBYLive 8 months ago
i love vapiar sucks awsome bitch team jacob
TiraD100 8 months ago
lol constipated look ?
SuperAWEsome115 8 months ago
wonder what the song is?
jcvk123 8 months ago
SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH
m0ni961 8 months ago
i think they picked better actors for this spoof movie than for the actual twilight movies
sammyrandomocity3 8 months ago 6
@sammyrandomocity3 ugh i know right, the bella they chose kinda gave me a head ache :/
RealMusicBVB 8 months ago
Anneliese vanderpool still looks the same like on thats so raven i miss those days so much
craiizy1ify 8 months ago 6
Chelsea?!
Dejasanders18 8 months ago
i would hav liked the girl playing bella in this movie to play bella in the real twilight movies.
redelmoiscuddley123 8 months ago 2
wait isnt that chelsea from thats so raven?????????/
KaitlynDanyella 8 months ago 14
@KaitlynDanyella yes it is....
RissaTheWeirdo 8 months ago
@KaitlynDanyella yea :DDDD
redelmoiscuddley123 8 months ago
@KaitlynDanyella AND SACK IT UP
m0ni961 8 months ago
@KaitlynDanyella yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
TheTeChNiCaLaRt 4 months ago
Am i the only one that misses the days were vampires and werwolf's were fucking SCARY AND YOU DIDENT WANT TO FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
OJ010101 8 months ago 272
@OJ010101 NOOO! and dont you EVER say something like that! i hate it too. I damn hope they dont take our zombies away :(
BCete 7 months ago
@OJ010101 i personally miss the days when werewolves weren't shaved
HoukouAoi123 6 months ago 2
@HoukouAoi123 lmfao me too !
OJ010101 6 months ago
@OJ010101 you are NOT the only one!!
Skysthelimit212 6 months ago
@OJ010101 i know everyone now is like i wish i was a vampire or werewolf only bc they think there all hot and want to be with them and in reality if they were real we all would be like stay the hell away from me!!
thereadysetfannub1 6 months ago