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  • "a really... pale dude with big hair and a constipated look."

  • Twilight Rocks but this is freakin hilarious

  • Jenn Proske has really done her homework on Kristen Stewart, got the internation, mouth hanging open, rapid blinking and general crappiness down to a T

  • no not the dushbags from jersey shore

  • @candyrocksification *douchebag

  • 0:42 i would totally do that for someone XD

  • the Cullen couples making out lol

  • I think he is so much hotter than robert pattinson

  • Pause at 0:07 her face is hilarious!!

  • I realized the absolute biggest thing that bothers me about Twilight. No one is that pale. And I live in Washington.

  • CHELSEA XDDDD LOL

  • Jessica: Thats J-wow and Snooki and-

    Bella: Not the deuce bags from Jersey Shore. Him, you know the really pale one.

    Jessica: Oh, the hottie, thats Edward, but apparently no one here is good enough for him.

    Bella: (Think to herself) I am!

    xD

  • I JUST GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE AGAIN!

  • "No, not the douche bags from Jersey Shore. Him...the dude with the pale face and constipated look"

    xD

  • they are like really, REALLY close (:

  • i know that hair spray...haha big sexy hair....the brand i mean

  • this rosalie is much prettier than real one.

  • Lmfao!! Hair spray XD

  • 0:25 the most amazing part...not

  • Suuuper!

  • I MISS ROB

  • wapo edwar hahahah

  • those where NOT from the jersey shore fakkkkeee

  • mejor que la original

  • I cant believe that. its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO STUPID

  • "No not the doushe bags from the Jersey Shore" LMFAO XD

  • XD HAHAHA. Wow, I love reading the two top comments top to bottom.

  • is it weird that the girl that played chealse in thats so raven reminds me of my aunt?

  • my fave part of the movie lol ^^

  • omigod!! zane holtz (AUSTIN!!) playingg emmett, that rosalliee is REALLY lucky -__-

  • The Sullens *nods*

  • Becca's expressions > Bella's expressions

  • That rosalie would have been better for the actual movie

  • 'constipated look' LOL

  • snooki looks like a dude here.....

  • I loved the part when she is asking "who is he?" And left her mouth half opened like Kristen always do :D lol

  • the Bella from Vampires Suck is even better than the Bella from Twilight.......

    things that make me go "hmmm"

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  • so thats the reason "i love the foundation "

  • chelsea hasnt changed much

  • This Edward & Jacob r hotter than the real ones in Twilight movie, and this Rosalie is pretty too.

  • @BellaSilvery Naah, Robert is hotter(:

  • @BellaSilvery i agree with the edward part buuuuut not the jacob bit

  • @BellaSilvery Nah Tay is waaaayyy hotter <3

  • Did u guys know that the guy who played edward in this movie was one of the actors who Auditioned to be Edward Cullen in the real "Twilight"? He didnt get the part because they need someone with........... I forgot what. LOL

  • keep pressing 1... it sounds like there saying their weener..O.o...im so immature XD

  • at :28 did anybody see that sign in the back??

  • omg at 0:23 pause the vid. it looks like the girl with black hair is like a grandma.

  • chelsea is back!!!

  • 0:26 SUCKFEST

    For vampires or sluts?

  • @bubbleheadash thats so raven! :D

  • just to spoil it in the breaking dawn one edward and bella get married bella gets pregnant with twins with edward jacob inprints on bella after she comes back as a vampire p.s. jacob and 2 others left the wolf clan and like the other wolves are total all pissed in shit

  • @kyle94244 K thx for saving me 5+ bucks i never planned on spending in the first place

  • @kyle94244

    actually, bella got pregnant with only one baby, and its half human and half vampire. and jacob didn't imprint on bella, he imprinted on her baby. fucked up but true. know your shit before you tell people about it. :/

  • @myanusisbleedingomg does dat happen in breaking dawn?

  • @MegaCandyCaneGurl

    yeah. sorry, spoiler. just correcting the other douche who got it wrong

  • @kyle94244 WRONG!!!!!!!! Actually read the books and watch the movie before u say things cuz that wasn't even close!

  • pathetic

  • @DrRisk01 no. just no.

  • suckfest 2010 @0:27

  • He just keeps walking!!!!!! For like, EVER!!!!

  • @bubbleheadash THATS SO RAVEN!!!!! lol you so called it...

  • Ok ok we get it ! its chelsea from thats so raven. Good to see her again :)

  • @BloodyRedFantasy LOL! =)

  • My Gosh Chelsea got FAT!

  • I like this bella more.

  • hahahaha "the douchbags from jersey shore" hahahaha they don't look like them...and that's why I like that part so much!

  • Its that Chesea?

  • Austin Tucker from Make it or break it!!!!

  • Omg it' Chelsea from That's So Raven!

  • I dont understand how Bella can get pregnant, I mean Edward is a vampire, that means there is no blood going through him, so he can never get an erection.

  • @SSonyv yes welll.... that doesnt mean he cant give off sperms any ways the reason that she doesnt get prego when they r both vampires is bcause vampires dont age so if there was a baby in her (when she was a vampire)it wouldnt age......

  • @cele657 he cant get any sperm out, cause in the first place he cant get an erection. true.

  • @SSonyv ... hmmm

  • @cele657 You cant go inside a woman if you dont have a hard one

  • @SSonyv do u expect me 2 respond 2 that?

  • @cele657 You just did ;)

  • @SSonyv lol :D

  • @cele657 Lets stop this conversation

  • @SSonyv ya i agree

  • @SSonyv If that how it works then being a vampire must suck

  • who can put their make-up on and hair spraiy while they'r going? o.o

  • 1.He look 10TIMES better then the original Edward.

    2.The people making out are brothers and sisters, lol.

    3.That is Chelsey from That's so Raven (If you didn't notice)

    4.Funny movie.

    ps. Edward does look WAY to pale and he always look like he has to go poop! :D

  • Really pale dude big hair and constipated look :D

  • xD

  • your Stuipd show

  • I wonder what Anna Kendrick thought of thios moive.

    [She played Jessica.]

    Also, Anna Kendrick and Bryce Dallas Howard [Victoria, "New Moon" only] both are in 50/50.

  • That Bella did an awesome job with her mannerisms :D

  • Chelsea!

  • hahahhaha that funny Jesery Shore

  • The redhead is Ravens Bff of thats so Raven... HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW THAT!?

  • haha god this moviee sucks balls........ not as bad as twilight though.

  • Oh my God! Is that Chelsea from that's so Raven?! :D

    She's hot... .___.

  • Keep pressing 2

  • "No, Not the Douchebags from Jersey shore... " Ahahahahaha XD

  • xD

  • press 2 for kissing area!

  • =0 thats chelsea from that's so raven!

  • The Edward in this movie is so hot , maybe he should have played Edward in Twilight.=)

  • 0:28 ...and constipated look LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • CHELSEA FROM THAT'S SO RAVEN!!!!!!!!

  • lol 2him with the really pale skin the big hair and the constopated look" lol soo true

  • lol THEY R DOUCHE BAGS ALL THEY DO IS HOOK UP WITH RANDOM PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH EM THEN NEVER SEE THE PERSON AGAIN THEN THEY HOOK UP WITH THERE ROOMATES

  • Vamped Video /watch?v=WspRADY0Yvg

  • @bubbleheadash lawl, I was surprised, too.

  • Is that girl explaining who they are from That So Raven?

  • @NikkiNak111 I know right I was thinking the same. I think she is.

  • @NikkiNak111

    Mmmmmhhhmmmm .

  • @NikkiNak111 Yes she is

  • @NikkiNak111 That is her. Annaliese Van Dor Pal.

  • jersey shore doche baggs

  • wow. this movie kinda sucked...

  • The chick in this movie is much better than that Stewart bitch. Better actress.. Better movie.. MUCH BETTER LOOKING!!! She's not all covered in make-up and fake. Anyway... I laughed all the way through this movie! Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time and definitly my favorite parody movie! :)

  • omg thats chelsey from thats so raven! ahhahaha

  • shes that girl from 'thats so raven'

  • Jessica is chelsea from that's so raven omg it took me an hour to figure that out

  • @xDarkWingedWolfx sure issss :D

  • Ha Jersey Shore!!! Fav TV SHOW! :)

  • the werewolves and vampires are slowly coming out of this twilight junk just watch red riding hood the werewolf actualy kills people and follows some of the actual rules

  • thats chelsea from that so raven

  • -_- I hate that face that her friend makes after she says "they're really really close" 0:07

  • lmao!! snooky,jawwow.pauly d!! JERSY SHORY!! back to d crazy back to d shore! :P

  • There. I just saw the one clip that was actually funny. I no longer need to see the movie and justify its existence.

  • Watched the movie! Luved it!!!!

  • lol doch bags 

  • Wow does anyone know how to spell douche? C'mon its not dush or deuche

    it's douche bags.

  • @jessegirl147 for complaining about the spelling of douche, that automatically makes you the biggest douche... jackass

  • no not the dush bags from jersy shore hes not even hot hes cute tho

  • Hey there!

    We made a short video-clip, check it out on our channel.

    And can you give us your opinion about it?

    Thanks! :D

    xx

  • Funny how the actors here better fit the roles of the actual Bella & Edward. Atleast the Edward here doesn't look like hes wasted 24/7

  • They cut out the funniest part where he readjusts a huge schlong. I picture edward doing that and I cant stop laughing its hilarious. (mainly coz when edward does that in my head he stick tweezers down his pants. Im random, and sometimes i wonder if im a gay man trapped in a straight guy's body. Nothing like a vampire to make you start questioning your sexuality. Give me succubus or give me death! Or most likely I get both......fuck it.

  • Becca: Dude with the constipated look.

    Me: I don't think that's just a look, he might actually be...you know...;)

  • ITS CHELSEA FROM THATS SOO RAVEN!!!!!

  • @SouhaaMusic Yeah that's what I was thinking when I saw her.

  • @SouhaaMusic That's what I said the first time I saw this movie!!!! :D

  • Liked the movie!! But kinda had some weird parts??

  • chelsea!!!! hey they managed to make her look really younge.

    random?: i wonder if she can still sing?

  • The girl who answers Jersey Shore was on That's So Raven :D

  • This isn't funny

  • they're really, really close... LOL! I love that part

  • its sad because the books were actually really good, and they got really popular and the little girls screaming "I LOVE EDWARD" got really annoying, also the movies suck

  • HAHA CONSTIPATED

  • Is that girl from That's so Raven?

  • @chloeky1229 yes she played chelsea

  • after i saw this movie i laugh at twilight bcuz edward alwways does seem to have a constipated look on his face lmfao thumbs up if you agree!

  • @alli715293 It's not his fault he's inbred.

  • big hair and constipated look

  • damn jenni loooooooks OLD as a motherfucker !!

  • 0:34 to much make-up XD

  • i love vapiar sucks awsome bitch team jacob

  • lol constipated look ?

  • wonder what the song is?

  • SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH

  • i think they picked better actors for this spoof movie than for the actual twilight movies

  • @sammyrandomocity3 ugh i know right, the bella they chose kinda gave me a head ache :/

  • Anneliese vanderpool still looks the same like on thats so raven i miss those days so much 

  • Chelsea?!

  • i would hav liked the girl playing bella in this movie to play bella in the real twilight movies.

  • wait isnt that chelsea from thats so raven?????????/

  • @KaitlynDanyella yes it is....

  • @KaitlynDanyella yea :DDDD

  • @KaitlynDanyella AND SACK IT UP

  • @KaitlynDanyella yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

  • Am i the only one that misses the days were vampires and werwolf's were fucking SCARY AND YOU DIDENT WANT TO FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU 

  • @OJ010101 NOOO! and dont you EVER say something like that! i hate it too. I damn hope they dont take our zombies away :(

  • @OJ010101 i personally miss the days when werewolves weren't shaved

  • @HoukouAoi123 lmfao me too !

  • @OJ010101 you are NOT the only one!!

  • @OJ010101 i know everyone now is like i wish i was a vampire or werewolf only bc they think there all hot and want to be with them and in reality if they were real we all would be like stay the hell away from me!!