Daniel Tosh - Completely Serious-part 4 (BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE)

[Bulldogbomber]

On of the all time great mixed martial artists

[Bulldogbomber]

@idiotrun1997. Royce Gracie

[aliciaprkr]

lame only white people get this

[ShadowLink102938]

Light em on fire and send em to hell!

Seems legit. *grabs lighter*

[idiotrun1997]

At 2:56, She will be the next what?

[rockthebeatdj]

8:31 and if you need a bracelet then you should take it off and snap yourself in the eye! LMAO!!

[rockthebeatdj]

LOL!!! ssooo funnnyyyy! i could watch this all day and lose it eachh time!! :P

[IdolsUK]

Awful

[Seige0014]

:37-:38 chimp laugh

[Seige0014]

Great mind

[Boznique]

David Tosh IS A GENIUS!!!!

[prellestoner]

@Boznique his name is in the title of the video. Daniel not David!!

[AlecMittens]

the hiv one was terribly funny

[KYRM09]

ACCUSED

[korn4422]

lmao, anyone notice the, "she feels no pain," video after watching this?

[Fullmetal1890P]

Anyone else notice that the description doesn't match the title?

[DaPlayboyKing]

Mr. Chase !!!! 5:36 WTF :O

[sal4110]

in 5:36 ohhh shit thats my teacher

[bmjmTVnetwork4]

40 people are nerds who haven't felt a vagina

[somekindofmonster7]

Royce Gracie FTW

[desertazul]

waha pooey

[KVigaard]

The bracelets are working!

[KUmyPOO]

this is part 4 and in the description you have it as part 3



[MikeDaMerc]

@KUmyPOO And in the title it says Part 4. whats your point

[squishtushy49]

right after a black joke 4:42

[Skiingrules11]

lol 0:01

[Casiodarkmoon]

Happy!

[xBossGaming]

Best comedian ever. Period

[Heretikus]

love the part about what would jesus do. So I set him on fire & sent him to hell...

[stephen12bravo]

Butt sex is alot like spinach

[davidoaks323]

He's clearly in the top five stand up comedians currently. Fourth maybe.

[SUPERBOWLXVIII]

Maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable 

[TKGoat]

Now I have to find 123LNR's comment ._.

[tsandt8]

@rcnracing lollolololol

[ManOnTheMoon797]

he is right

[123LNR]

Why is everyone complaining about the Zit, it's got more views than anything Dane Cook ever did...

[rcnracing]

@123LNR dude just shut up...nobody cares!! noone! Dane Cook has earned more money in the last year than you probably ever will so you have no room to talk...just because you don't like him doesn't mean you have to force everybody to hate him too.

[123LNR]

@rcnracing - you don't know me, or how much I've earned, how about you don't bring that up.

[manbat1992]

i love how after the black joke bit the camera man shows the only black people in california laughing

[GooseCinema]

@manbat1992 california has alot of black people....

[Jeriblow]

@229groon Ahh see thats Toronto the capital of Ontario, a province of Canada.

[dontcarewatuthink]

top comment about a qoute from the video we just watched

[Jeriblow]

@Rochette92Y You know whats funny? Not calling Canadians hosers but the fact that most Americans dont know shit all about Canada, I mean without looking this up on Google whats the capital of Canada?

[229groon]

@Jeriblow easy question where is drake from?

[gsibbs193]

im watching the most ugly woman in the world next

[123LNR]

@gsibbs193 good to know :P I'm crying because I'm being forced to watch Dane Cook suck at everything.

[gsibbs193]

@123LNR he is fucking terrible he is not even funny

[rcnracing]

@123LNR alright!! we get it! you don't like dane cook. you got your point across the first time

[123LNR]

@rcnracing - I'M NOT DONE HERE!!! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! :)

[rcnracing]

@123LNR no.

[rcnracing]

@123LNR why don't you shutup before i shove a spoon into your esophagus?

[123LNR]

@rcnracing - oh, that threat is so heart shattering...

how about you stop making out that I'm making EVERYONE hate him, and accept that I'm fucking enjoying the fact that you're biting like a baby to the teat... keep this up mate :)

[rcnracing]

@123LNR nobody likes a troll...and that's you. probably a 33 year old fat ass who sits in his mother's basement and eats hot cheetos, waiting for someone to disagree with him

[asharkey3]

butt sex is alot like spinnach lol

[GreenGummyBears11]

ILY Daniel Tosh <333 really really funny XD

[ckrazy813]

uhm tosh im white and have never experienced an advantage financially. Black people have the upper hand in my opinion because white people are less likely to say no to a black person where as white people can tell other white people no comfortably because they wont be considered racist. And they secretly know you mess with 1 black person you mess with them all. I win

[fuckscene10]

@ckrazy813

hey guess what??...NO ONE CARES FOR YOUR OPINION YOU WELFARE CHILD,GOD!

[asharkey3]

@ckrazy813 there jokes.......deal with it. This is what comedians do

[MrUnhindered555]

OUR KID IS A FUCKING SUPER HERO

[29anonymouse]

"there's this oprah episode where she has a little girl on that has this rare disease and she feels no pain" *checks the side bar to see the zit again* oh look theres the girl who feels no pain!

[1badMucker]

D-Fence! I got a big letter D my friend carl has a fence...chain link not white picket we're NOT faggots!

[1105Chance]

The HIV joke wasn't funny. Gay jokes are tired. You were being funny and then you just sounded like Andrew Dice Clay.

[kstene96]

LOVE the black guy cracking up at 4:45

[sniper2beat]

4:45 zooms in on black people lol

[jibcrew1]

anyone think he says bgina instead of vigina

[All665ofmyfriends]

Haha, Anyone else see that breastmilk video? >>

[TytheBandit]

Why is some chick going Drink My Breastmilk?

[202Redwings]

anyone else see the oprah girl in the suggestions??

[fr0zenhound]

Every one just go to the xit vid and flag it, the video will be deleted because their are so many flags

[Tarheelsrules50]

Somebody should pop those zits so they can go away :)

[CallMeChrisss]

That big ass zit is ANNOYING!!!

[blakles123]

Fuck yzou

[digitalzim]

why each next part have less views? why this azzholes would stop watching this other asshole lol

[crazenate]

9:13 booyeah

[23rweier]

@jcoolperson5871 that just made my day

[stocker104]

3:13 lol my fave part

[azcalg]

The multitude of acne/ingrown hair/cyst videos are greatly making this less enjoyable. I don't understand how these have millions of views...

[Qweasder87]

MY FO FO MAKE SO ALL YO KIDZ DONT GRO

[420rvwife]

chain link not white pickett.. bahahha

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[chrrycke04]

"and he doesnt wanna answer it bc the good parts coming" haha SOO TRUE...I DO THE SAME THING!!

[stoppingkarim]

like if you went to the video "she feels no pain" on the right of the screen after watching this!

[Pomegran71423]

2:30 best part ever

[MasterofPuppetsx]

Love the Royce Gracie reference!

[mfdoom55]

im going to watch the dane cook video instead.... or jeff dunham... at least they'll make me laugh:)

[jcoolperson5671]

@mfdoom55 and then I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.

[iamaustin5555]

Never watch Daniel Tosh while shaving... I laughed... I cut... It hurt...

[Eminemschild]

the side vids on pimples???? what??

[MYnameisVIquan]

MY 44 MAKE SURE ALL YO KIDS DNT GROW

[MuzkizLyfe]

i miss u tupac!!!!!

[MrStealthNacho]

"Maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable!" YES!

[Rochette92Y]

The fuck is with this pimple shit... shit is nasty!

[AllPro777]

@Rochette92Y

Don'tcha just wanna BITE IT???

[Rochette92Y]

@AllPro777 pretty much just threw up in my mouth...

[d34dm4u5XI2ay]

@Rochette92Y of course shit is nasty ya hoser. lol and the pimples :D

[Rochette92Y]

@d34dm4u5XI2ay hoser? I'm from Worcester, MA not Canada sorry

[123LNR]

Dane Cook is worse...

[twilightfan08291]

our kids a superhero

[theflyingflea]

I remember when this was on TV and he went through the cancer joke -- I got it. My guy friend sat there and gave me this look and said, "I don't find that funny" because his grandpa died of cancer. ...did you not hear him? He said he hopes we do find a cure and that he could just write a check -- I don't want to collapse of exhaustion and dehydration, either! I'll donate, though!

[adam92193]

@theflyingflea your guy friend should ease up

[bleedingblue000]

4:36-4:46 :) i peed my pants laughing!!!!

[Hokieman101]

ROFL Tosh!

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)

[blewidescorpio]

I Am Annoyed By All The Zit Video's Suggested On The Right

[holdmySWIG]

@blewidescorpio I'm annoyed when people capitalize everything.

[blewidescorpio]

@holdmySWIG Bummer

[animebetch95]

@blewidescorpio you see it too? i thought i was losing it.

[d34dm4u5XI2ay]

@blewidescorpio but watching tosh is worth it

[620sly]

@blewidescorpio I had to put the video in full screen ....

[WhaleFail69]

4:42 i like how there's a black guy laughing at that joke

[darkhellhero]

keep pressing 0

[OBar2297]

I miss you Tupac.....

[UtterlyTragick]

I love Daniel....but hes been getting a little too gay for my liking....not that theres anything wrong with being gay. He just stopped being funny.

[SpectreInk]

My fo fo make sure all your kids dont grow! LOL!!!

[MrSweetlandofliberty]

I'm pretty sure Survivor is a show produced by many countries in the world. Not just an American show. Original probaby was in England. That's who we copy a lot of our TV shows from, the British. 

[MrSaad1932]

i like covering my self in vaseline and acting like a slug....

[SpartanC227]

I love at 4:34 - 4:44 he makes a black joke and the camera man finds and zooms in on the most gangster looking black guy at the show laughing his ass off

[fuckyouvevo11]

\/\/\/\/\/ everyone below me is gay \/\/\/\/\/

[Vismis]

If i ever run into daniel in real life i will yell hopfully in a crowed area DANIELS GOT A FAT FAT DICK!! and see if he gets embarrassed :P

[lizardstrikes]

i am like that girl i feel no emotional pain

[jimmicrackhead12]

tosh is a racist fag

[GuitarManiac1027]

@jimmicrackhead12 i idolize him because of his racism

[jimmicrackhead12]

@GuitarManiac1027 me too lol

[Frankjg123]

@jimmicrackhead12 you obviously don't know what that word means.

[jimmicrackhead12]

@Frankjg123 which one?

[Frankjg123]

@jimmicrackhead12 "racist"

[MrLando76]

He will be in Lake Tahoe Dec 17. Im fuckin there!

[TheXurol]

So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.

[ayden3a]

i heard v8 is taking vegtables

[Bawnkeeh]

So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell!

[TheVeganDrummer]

Daniel came at the beginning of this video!

[SukiPie]

hahah, press '0' for the goofiest laugh ever :)

[DyingRose1334]

yea... now there's trouble in River City...

[01animekitty]

butt sex is like sex, if your forced to do it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult

[TheDyloose]

"My 44 Make sure all yo kids don't grow.. I miss youu 2pac" Ahahaha

[idateawesomeninjas]

ahahaha LOVELY SMILE! sorry i have a dieses..... LOVELY HAT!!

[alaskayay123]

Lol, I love when he makes the black joke, they zoom in on the THREE black people in the audience.

[TsuWave1]

@alaskayay123 its not hard to spot them

[briandyer13]

chain link were not faggots lol

[thunderbolt3597]

2 things...

polite tourettes is the funniest joke ever!!!

2nd... 3:56 is his o face! :)

[TaylorSwiftbigfan1]

LOVELY SMILE!

[SKOPE915]

"Maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable!!!"

[nightscape94]

Did anyone see the Oprah........WINFREY.....ah, episode....

[MrLegoMan88]

why the fuck are there links with a person squeezing a fat zit on the right, it's really grossing me out : /

[96music4eva]

@MrLegoMan88 I thought the exact same thing! It's fucking disgusting!

[Mell20451]

...But sex is a lot like spinach.

[MetallicPaintXoX]

I hate this island of Wahhapui..

[LizziNnaynay]

how does it feel to know god hates you?! maybe v8 will sponsor a vegetable!

[movieaddict19]

Lovely Hat!! LOL



[yoursatan]

9:13 This girl likes to be choked in bed

[arra009]

u should see my channel

[popazz1]

I'm gay,I have HIV & I didn't find his joke remotely offensive.Seriously,if comedians had to censor themselves then there'd be little comedy to laugh at.I'd be surprised if there weren't warnings about his brand of comedy,at which point you decide whether you wish to view.We should be the only censor of what we choose to watch.

[AlbinoPoe]

@popazz1 ewwwwww your gay and have hiv

[popazz1]

@AlbinoPoe ,

And,your point IS?!

[AlbinoPoe]

@popazz1 ewwwwww is my point lol

[popazz1]

@AlbinoPoe ,

Well I'm guessing the 'ewwwwww' is some sort of statement of disdain?! Which leads me to ask,if you're so contemptuous of all things HIV/AIDS related,why did you bother viewing this upload?! Actually,don't bother,I've learned by now that some people just get off commenting on subjects they have no vested interest in.

[AlbinoPoe]

@popazz1 hey im just sayin wear a condom if your gunna tear up the butthole

[popazz1]

@AlbinoPoe,

Did you think I've just dropped outa the sky?! I'm a 50 year old man,I hardly think I need telling to wear a condom,jeeze! And for your information,(NOT that it's got anything to do with you),I no longer have sex,with or without a condom! Now,could you kindly go lecture someone else,please?! I'm so done with this.

[AlbinoPoe]

@popazz1 Taking up masturbation? just make sure to germ X after your done... keep the hiv number down. thanks

[popazz1]

@AlbinoPoe ,

WHATEVER! Now,DO fuck off!

[Nconte1944]

@popazz1 do you now wish you didnt suck those cocks and let a man stick his penis in your bumhole?or was it worth it..

[popazz1]

@Nconte1944 ,

Right! 'Cause having regrets is such a positive attitude,yeah?! Would you be asking this if I was straight & contracted hiv?! Oh no,wait,straight people DO get hiv! Move on.

[Nconte1944]

@popazz1 no i'd actually feel very bad for you if you were straight and contracted it..but your not you had sex with guys like an idiot and now you have aids..serves you right man no offense..get the dick outta your mouth and mabye youll get better..

[popazz1]

@Nconte1944 ,

What a pile of crap,& I don't care if THAT'S offensive! And for your information,I don't have AIDS,I am hiv positive,& have been for 19 years! You're clearly homophobic,but that's something I'm sure someone like you is ok with! Perhaps you need to do some research on HIV/AIDS before you pontificate any further.Or maybe you,or someone real close to you needs to become infected.Perhaps THAT might make you quit spewing your garbage!

[Nconte1944]

@popazz1 lol struck a nerve..i love how CLEARLY mad you got..hahaha.i just love how nothing i said was wrong and everything i said was true regardless of wether your cool with fags or not..and you still got really pissed off..enjoy your dicks and aids..

[Nconte1944]

@popazz1 and dude i have nothing wrong with gays at all..it none of my bussiness..i dont know why a guy would want to do that at all..woman are perfectly fine..it literally makes no sense to me but if thats what you do thats what you do..but dosent change the fact that if you get aids from it which you clearly do dont complain when people call you out on it ..you have aids cause your gay..sorry man..but its true

[popazz1]

@Nconte1944 ,

WTF? You are so full of shit,it's amazing people don't smell you from miles away.You certainly haven't 'struck a nerve' And if I'm 'mad' it's 'cause of the crap people like YOU spew with your pathetic,piss-poor ignorence.And I certainly haven't 'complained' 'cause someone like you 'called me on it',whatever IT is.But,if you want to act like you've won some game then fine by me,I'm way more mature than to play it.Hope you know the sexual history of all the poor,desperate females you

[popazz1]

@popazz1

have sex with,god help them!

[Nconte1944]

@popazz1 sorry little buddy you ran out of space.YOU MAD..hahaha your so pissed off that you didnt even have enough space to fit everything you wanted to say to me..haha im making you so mad its not even funny..smell me from a mile away..lol dude you do no im just trolling you right?i could give a fuck about what you do if you have aids hiv whatver..wether your gay or straight..i dont care man..im just having a blast pissing you off and trolling a weak minded mad at a utube comment person like u