No More Heroes Jeane's revelation spoilers

[HARV1991]

Ok... that was too much information... and it was AWESOME!!

[BloodSoakedWulf]

Well fuck

[msSonic192]

Damn this is such a good game I'm gonna play it now.

[TheAssassin646]

Question?Is it necessary for people to kkep uploading the FF vesion in slow motion.Isn't there a way of going through that cutscene but in normal motion

[PokePal79]

I'd say Jeane is up there with Screaming Mantis from MGS4 for the most morbid backstory ever. @_@

[ANormalGuy]

No More Heroes Forever

LOOOOOL

[179107199999]

wow...that's pretty F'ed up. I liked Jeane but now I feel bad about killing her.One of the most dramatic characters of all time and severly underrated

[leathehedgehog104Q]

Am I the only one that noticed where she punched him?._.

[ortherworld]

@leathehedgehog104Q Low blow FTW!.

[ugforthewin]

Well on the ps3 version I have the dead parents images are way more graphic.

[ugforthewin]

This isn't the uncut version from what I can see

[leathehedgehog104Q]

That would've jacked it up to M,probably.

[MarioBro343250]

@leathehedgehog104Q it is M. it would have jacked it to Ao (Adults Only)

[leathehedgehog104Q]

@MarioBro343250

Oh ok.I didn't know that.

[gohanRULEZ]

O_O

Wow...Just...wow

[KDeman01]

...is it terrible that I'm so desensitized that this barely fazed me?

...Am I going to Hell?

[Tazmainiac9]

oh gawd. nasty

[MechaPilotUnit93]

Depending in the game difficulty you chose it wil show more blood and gore ont he part where Travis' parents lie dead

[TRaxRose]

so clever SUDA51!

[Devilghostscatman]

Very cool :D

[waffleriddle]

Hahaha No More Heroes forever XDXD

[SammEater]

Now this is some awesome easter egg. :P

[DemonLordRanmaru]

Lol, breaking the fourth wall, much?

[Agro9964]

breaking the forth wall yeah?

[motherofgod4]

I... would LOVE TO MOLEST HER OH YEAH!!

[dayside]

@motherofgod4 Even if she will come back and kill you?

[motherofgod4]

@dayside yes

[adidasfran]

I love this part 3:03

[Jade192]

mind screw ensues .----.

[doggehbark]

Oh damn. ._.

[saintboot77]

wait, how can I hear this in my game? do I have to push one of the buttons to keep her from speeding through it or something?

[meirus]

@saintboot77 You can't. You have to record the video and slow down the audio.

[6thhokagephil]

Kind of a shame, such a bad ass final boss and I took her out in one go =(.

[Dragoomba]

I KNEW she sounded just like Jill Valentine in MVC3. Same voice actress.

[apls291]

sexyyyyyy



[Pazuzu4All]

I finally beat Henry today and I was curious what Jeane was saying. I was actually wondering what could make her so angry, but now it makes sense. I actually guessed that it had to do with molestation or prostitution. I know she's fictional, but damn I feel sad for her. I wish she was in NMH 2.

[AzureX26]

Holy frikken crap I take back what I said about the Wii, except the missing gore. So Jeane is his half sister and the woman he loved... geez did that mean he "boinked" her? (: D)

[jazerdet]

@ReaperCreeper94

Nice name. I loved The World Ends With You.

[SSJ5SonGohan1]

Jeane: And that's my story. :D

Me: Well...... shit sister might as well say Kratos was one of your abusive boyfriends before he became the God of War. >.<

[emrls]

Aww that Duke Nukem reference wont be relevant anymore in 2011...=[

[ReaperCreeper94]

That manga Miuki the japanese one.. uh all mangas are japanese

[munercato]

@ReaperCreeper94 wrong

[ReaperCreeper94]

@munercato um no if it doesn't originate from Japan it doesn't count as manga

[munercato]

@ReaperCreeper94 it strongly depens in what u call manga, there are korean, chinese, but we consider manga japanese only, but nvm

[ReaperCreeper94]

@munercato I guess some people would refer to Korean and Chinese ones as mana, though thats really because there's no over word

[RunnerGuitar]

@ReaperCreeper94 What abour Ameri-Mangas? you know? those made in the US

[ReaperCreeper94]

@RunnerGuitar Aren't those called OEL manga?

[magmos]

...Goddang!

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

normal:

Jeane- ok, ill make it quick *fast forwards* bla bla bla bla bla bitch bla bla bla bla now i have no ware 2 go bla bla bla *normal speed* and thats my story

[skulljoint]

omg...OMG, jesus FUCKING CHRIST!!!

i didnt know....I DIDNT KNOW!!!!

guess it was the best thing to do, fastforwarding it.

Cause that is some brutal shit!

[hiker175]

*pfft* LOL holy~...shit XD this is awsome that was so unexpected, and what's even better is Travis' reactions XD

[Hayato1992]

wow, this itself is already better than the NMH 2 Rank 1.match.

[sparda74]

D8 A-Ack.....ack...what kind fugged family is this?!

[ZeroHourPROD10]

When I saw this part in the game, I was like "What's she saying?" then when I read it, it blew my mind.

Travis: Wait a minute... So back then I was dating my SISTER? AH SHIT!

[Xijn]

@ZeroHourPROD10

They're not related by blood, so it's alright. Jeane's mom married Travis' dad, who already had Travis before they were married.

[McCloudJedi202]

Despite all that Jeane has been through....she's sexy. She'd probably decapitate me before she'd even let me tap that, though :P

[Terminalsanity]

@McCloudJedi202 Given how f-uped she was I'm betting she probably let you tap it and then decapitate you that or do so while you're tapping her. I mean when you're talking about a girl who knowingly boinking her half brother so she could kill their sexually abusive shared father in front of him the most f-uped scenario is the most likely one.

[c0j1r0]

If you like NMH, like the Grasshopper fanpage on facebook:

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[KeeperoftheDarkHeart]

In the game booklet, it mentioned Jeane as a lost girlfriend...

[cyborgtroy]

"Now I get it!"

I don't, but that's fine.

[Goldsbro]

HOLY MOTHER...!!

[Goldsbro]

@Goldsbro Travis: You've gotta be shittin' me!

[LifeinaRaindrop]

Not as bad as I thought it would have been... but enough to make Jeane's actions plausible.

[superking1234567]

Cock punch of super mega death

[jakesworld11]

once I found out her name was Jeane I was like, WTF my cat killed my parents?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[blazingstar97]

Molestation? Fine. A close relationship with his parents' murderer? No problem. But LIVING IN A ROTTEN APARTMENT? Horrifying!

[EmeraldDynasty]

@blazingstar97 NOT A ROTTEN APARTMENT. ; o ;

[xXCandyFoxXx]

@blazingstar97 HAHAHAHHAHA LAWLLZZZZZ

[smoothcriminaldude]

"you don't want this to be no more heroes forever" ha ha duke nukem forever joke

[DarkSkey]

And what's with Jeane No. 3 (Sylvias daughter)? She doesn't even appear in the sequel.

[ShadowJaiden]

HOLY SHIT!

[XplodingThunda]

o rly?

niec to kno

[Holyfire10000]

lol they broke the fourth wall/

[SeanIacono]

i loved the twists in this game

[supermarioshine]

o my freaken god thats what happend that was horrible thank god they did forward it i did not think it was that bad good i am 18.

[TheAceofKnavesIIDX]

I always wanted to know what she said... and it was true, it jacked up the age rating. xD

[ViolinSnowKid]

lol Suda 51 disses New Releams! "You don't want this game to be call 'No More Heroes Forever".

[Zanzarba]

I love how they actually talk about themselves being in a videogame

[Lunchie555]

i swear people have never been more confused by the plot. Jeanne isn't Silvia, she's a different person. (although they do look surprisingly similar) But actually what confuses the *^#$ out of me is that in the first game they say the UAA is a con by Silvia. But in 2 it's a legitimate business. Whatev's i don't think the game is supposed to make perfect sense.

[leafbarrett]

@Lunchie555 I think that Sylvia's "mother" was just Sylvia disguising her voice. Why? Hell if I know.

[zaidimai3]

its funny that she has the same name as your cat

[UndefeatableTwilight]

Travis probably named his cat after her.

[Silvercry2000]

So that's what she said? OF COURSE! ITS ALL SO SIMPLE!

No wait, its needlessly complicated.

Kinda glad the fast-forwarded it now.

[lejdcool]

I really liked this character, mostly cause I thought she was better looking than sylvia, I was hoping she would return in the sequel, but nope. She could have been a descent ally, maybe even his girl despite that she's his half-sister

[theZodiacDigital]

@lejdcool she gets cut into little pieces by rravis, why would you expect her to be in the sequel, let alone as an ally?

[lejdcool]

@theZodiacDigital they brought back destroyman didn't they? and he got cut in half, besides jeane could have had the potentiality to go good

[theZodiacDigital]

@lejdcool they brought back destroyman as a glued-together half-robot thing. you cant really bring back the girl without some contrived / deus ex machina explanation ((like she has a twin/clone or she was brought back to life by MAGIC), which i dont think would be cool but, you know, it could happen. i just thought it was funny that you expected someone who was mutilated back.

[lejdcool]

@theZodiacDigital hey a man can dream, i just liked her is all and think she got the shaft for having such little screen time. plus its suda we're talking about here, if there was any way at all to bring her back, cheesy or legit, he would do it.

[Vaizorg]

I always get SO pissed off when people ask me to explain this DAMN GAME!!! It's just the heart warming story of a man who becomes an assassin in order to sleep with a French-Japanese-Ukrainian woman who is actually his Sister in-law because she married his Long lost twin brother during college and in the end he fights the woman that killed his parent who was his child-hood crush and also incidentally, his half-sister and then fighting his long-last irish twin after that... FUCKING SIMPLE!!!!!

[captaincody27]

@Vaizorg lol i fucking love you

[olli316]

Is this...for real?! :O

[DrillKing1]

That's sad

[swordofluminesence]

Compared to this, the rank 1 battle from NMH2 is a total piece of shit!!!

[siavm]

Thanks to this slow down feature I heard everything she said.

[222CBK222]

Wow...That explains a lot.

[Fungo4]

Wait is that Etna's voice!?

[SilverShinobi23]

If by that, you mean Michelle Ruff (Also Rukia From Bleach and Yoko From Gurren Lagann), then it does sound like her doesn't it? Suspicious....

[AceAcetate]

It's Kari Welgren (sp)?

Aka Haruko, Kagumi, and Lady Marianne.

[OXD100]

Oh shit!

[Desean101101]

wow.... Now I feel bad for beating the shit out of her in the battle after this.......

[TheMusrich888]

"What if the game gets delayed? You don't want this to become No More Heroes Forever, do you?" Lol

[ParodyofElation]

Ah, Jeane. All that prostitution when you could've just mowed a few lawns.

Still, you've got to admire somebody willing to go up against a beam katana empty handed AND WIN!

[insidetrip101]

This post deserves a cookie

[Jugador96]

@insidetrip101

i cant give you a cookie, but i can give you a thumbs up!

[VegimightSamich]

life now complete...BANG.

[narckiller002]

LOL best cutscene ever

[BloodHuman3]

Travis's responses are awesome.

[TheOllieB]

Thanks so much for this!

[nagger221]

i love the "NO WAY!!!" expression he puts on XD

[CatchShiro]

Oh, I thank you for slowing down the Fast-foward bit!

Now, I can die happy... ^_^

[PERSONAfan01]

i love how this game breaks the "fourth wall". wha?? the characters know they are a video game and we're watching them that was supposed to be a secret XD

[777Greed777]

They broke that wall in the preview.

Travis says "and for you holding the wii remote...Let the bloodshed begin!"

[SynthSy]

Lol "No More Heroes Forever"

Way to put a Duke Nukem Forever joke in there

[BCete]

@SynthSy wow my mind just got blown! 07. No more heros forever...Duke nukem forever HOW THE FUCK! duke nukem came out after that...But they used the name? But how did they knew? wtf is this called?!

[SammEater]

@BCete

You know that Duke Nukem Forever was annouced like 12 years ago, right? That's the joke, if she expained in normal speed maybe this game would never be released. :P

[BCete]

@SammEater soo...every one knew about the game? will there be a brutal legend 2?

[SynthSy]

@BCete Either you are joking here or you're serious. If you are serious then you do know that in 1997, 3Drealms announced duke nukem forever for the pc, but they couldn't get enough funding and the technologies kept changing, forcing them to update the code everytime. Eventually, it became delayed enough times to where people thought it will never come out hence 1 year ago when i wrote this it wasn't released.

[BCete]

@SynthSy wow...I didnt knew that. And i forgot to look at the date for you comment -_- sorry about that.

[Wolvie1984]

And she is more gorgeous than Silvia. At least i found her more sexy than Silvia.

[Chipoffurblock88]

Genius.

[lukereborn]

i love this game

[IfWeCanBuildIt]

"You don't want this to be No More Heroes forever do you?"

Love it!!

[SonicSoldier93]

ALRIGHT. i'll fast forward this so you can tell me

legend line.

[TheOriginalKZero]

@IfWeCanBuildIt I honestly thought that would have been NMH: Desprate Struggle's title back when I was playing the first game.

[warcrea]

Jeane: We lived in this rotten apartment...

Travis: D:

[Dnn17halo]

cool

[Lugomast]

"I paid with my body" LOL I remembered Nami from One Piece!

[chewbacca1010]

Travis' reactions are gold.

[aminedude]

I fucking love this game!

[gatotsu911]

Wait... what's Miyuki??

[hectormagi3]

huh thats a japaness manga...

[gatotsu911]

Um, yes. I did pick up on that.

[lejdcool]

man the story line for this game is messed up, they throw shit outta nowhere

[CrallsToTheWall]

oh god...for anyone who is a drama / theater buff like me, did anyone else think Sam Shepard's "Fool For Love" during Jeane's monologue?

The two main characters in that are lovers who happen to be half-siblings. Same stuff in NMH!

That's sick-tastic!

[grimmlock808]

No More Heroes Forever

[MallRat666]

seems like a DS Lite game name

[timbob90210]

Jeane was easy. I though Bad girl was the hardest.

[dmf89]

The hardest for me was Shinobu... then Jeane or bad girl!

[JUWON4LIFE]

she's so fuckin' hard I can't and I gotta bring the game back to the video store today!

[iNeelesh]

*jaw drops*

seriously fucked up...

[suprshin]

O_o holy shit!

[nnudmas]

So it was his cat all along...

Oh, no wait, I meant the other Jeane.

[HayateKusanagi]

That shattering sound you heard was the Fourth Wall giving up.

[apocalypsesoldier72]

Is that REALLY what she said? Man...

So is Jeane Travis's sister or half sister? Just beat the game a few minutes ago. Had a long pause of not playing after beating #9.

Just trying to get things more straightened out, Sylvia is Henry's wife right? And that's it? Why do Jeane and Sylvia look alike then? And at the end, do Travis and Henry acually kill eachother? I'm so confused right now...Took in too much at once.

[hrvggz]

same lol im just waiting for no. 2 now

[EdgeStorm3]

lol there is a sequel with travis in it:/

[news05kid]

who knew. lol

[dxmagma]

wow. one of those freaky things that ya can't stop thinking about. reminds me of diva from blood +.

[Kalezian]

im amazed that there are no videos of jane talking like she did in the game, all the videos that do appear are the "what she sayz lolololol" kind.

[FourthPiece]

no, he put it through an editing program. you can do that with Windows Movie Maker

[FourthPiece]

i was thinking about doing something like this just too hear what she said. Although I was half expecting her to just say random garbage because then the rating would go up.

By the way, No More Heroes reminds me of Kill Bill. Any of u guys think that?

[runarraw]

you mean the massive overbleeding?

(i paid far too much attention to that :X)

[FourthPiece]

and the fact that Travis rides around on a motor cycle, he's also an assassin with a katana, you know like the bride from kill bill.

[runarraw]

yep, you got me XP

[FourthPiece]

also, the angle it shows when Travis stabs someone while on the ground is the same when Uma Thurman stabs someone from the Crazy 88 who happens to also be on the ground.

[AnimeKidd86]

that was freakin sick, that would definantly make the rating go up

[FerreTrip]

Interesting! I just beat the game a couple hours ago. I laughed at the fast-forwarding part and TRIED to follow, since she does speak pretty slow, but got lost. Knew this'd be here for us, tho! Thanks! ^_^

[envagelium]

Pimp slap with ya lighsabaaaaaa... that bitch....

[silentsouless]

Thanks for the vid!

[Sefifis]

I love the Duke Nukem Forever Reference when Jeane mentions this game being delayed.

[brigband]

Wow... wow

[Ivaria]

I don't get it! Isn't Jeane Travis's cat?!

[TheAzureKnight]

He named his cat after her.

[Ivaria]

Okey, now I get it. Thanks! Cause what I though was that Jeane was actually that girl but she was transformed into a girl. But then I got even more confused when Suda51 said that Jeane was in NMH2.

Thanks anyway.

[AlllphaAramiss]

he has a cat too :D

[Artimicus]

:D

I swear, if the story line in NMH2 kills the cat, ill beat the game in one day xD

[FerreTrip]

Named after her in memory, probably, when she left him.

[geonsik]

One way or another, its all about vengeance, dude thnx for the normal speeding, I rly needed it, even though i finished the game like 2 years ago :3

[DrProfessor69]

GAH!!! Has it really been out that long!? I bought this game a little after its release but I'm only after finishing about an hour ago (start time 2 days ago)

[wabaflaba]

wut.