MST3K 0704 The Incredible Melting Man Part 9

[abmstie]

So did she ever get the crackers? There's a plot point that went nowhere.

[ChaoticYak]

I love Dr. F.'s last line: "Mother, I think I can get my whole head in here."

[ChaoticYak]

We learned that lights and lighting aren't really necessary to make a film these days.

Neither are actors.

[ChaoticYak]

So...how many monster movies end with the janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?

[Gigrantula58]

0:25 "This is what it looks like behind Chili's".

[silvereagle2061]

I learned to never hospitalize the only survivor of a 3 manned space crew.

[buttercremehonda]

0:14 "He was pitchin' guards last night and won three bucks"

[msxeno]

"Earth Vs. Soup" should be the name of a band.

[sleepyhollow783]

3:34 "Oh, you know what? I learned that I can use the word, HODGEKAH!!!, as an expletive,... if necessary."

(Not to be confused with "Highkeeba".)

[pockypurse]

That is the cutest stinger ever.

[DrThunder88]

Egad, May-Jo Pehl is awful in this. I'd forgotten how awful she was.

[clshannon21]

So General Perry just sat around their house until the melting man killed him? OK then.

[TimelordR]

Servo:" Geez, now i gotta hose Buzz Aldrin or somebody off the building." Now THAT'S an undignified death.

This was also the 2nd MST3K movie that featured the late actress Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith, even though i didn't see her in this one.

[Shadowlynk]

@TimelordR The credits say she played "The Model". Maybe it's a side effect of that whole "impossible to look good in the 70's" thing, but I don't remember seeing any supermodels in this movie. Hell, I don't remember seeing a model ANYTHING in this movie. It was all incompetence and latex goop.

Oh, and pyrotechnics, which I learned sheriffs are filled with.

[Gormanizer]

@Shadowlynk She got her tits out in the actual movie, so she's only in the MST3K cut for about two seconds. She's the chick in the car when Dr. Ted Nelson shows up at the Bill Gates murder scene

[ChaoticYak]

This is what happens when you give a young makeup artist a free hand.

[captainhowdy01]

"I've learned that some people can abuse spirit gum and latex."

[Primebot101]

yes he becomes a human tomato paste

[Theburn77]

"This is what it looks like behind Chili's"

[Applemask]

Cape Kennedy was renamed Cape Ted Nelson, and then quickly renamed Cape Kennedy again.

[Suedeheadlover]

"Jonathan Demme? Ah, who cares?"

[ChaoticYak]

I learned that half-eaten turkey legs make very tepid ironic statements.

We learned that it's good to have saltines around your house.

Once again we learned NASA is staffed by two or three people tops.

We learned that some cats can open the refrigerator, get the milk, bring the milk to the middle of the kitchen, throw it up in the air, drop it on the floor, shatter it all over the place.

Good lesson.

[pytko3]

@ChaoticYak And we learned that if you're in a sci-fi movie, factories and warehouses are easily accessible.

[singitjohnny]

"How many monster movies end with a janitor scooping a monster into a garbage can?"

[watda74]

0:32 Damn you, Servo! X-D

[SoundsmithOne]

Ted Nelson was found alive, and of normal size.  There was NO Melting Man.

[Shaunasia]

3:49 - "We learned that lights and lighting aren't really necessary to make a film these days." "And neither are actors."

[sindiva]

'this is what it looks like behind Chillis.'

'so he was tomato based then?'

[trapadoored]

@sindiva

"I never understood white people." sums up the movie perfectly.

[sleepyhollow783]

2:31 "Well ah, I learned never to scream 'I'm Ted Nelson!' to a security guard."

3:07 Oh, we learned that some cats can open the refrigerator, get the milk, bring the milk in the middle of the kitchen, throw it up into the air, drop it on the floor, & shatter it all over the place."

4:17 "I learned that it was impossible to look good in the 70's."

[sonicandsallyforever]

@sleepyhollow783 Nostalgia Critic: I learned THIS MOVIE IS SHIT!!!