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  • The only things I've learned is "kurac" and "u pitchku materinu"

  • i love these lessons because they forced me to learn serbian

  • ko se slaze samnom da deni bude predsednik

  • Make more Serbian lessons

  • We Serbs have most beautiful language for cursing... :D

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  • jebatori hdsahdashdasjdahshahahhahahaah­ah

  • ajde do jaje, brate! do jaje!!

  • how do you say lemon drops in Serbian?

  • @wolf1033 kapljice limuna

  • @wolf1033 kapljice limuna

  • English - i know of a great fishing hole we can go fishing in

    Serbian translated - lets go looking for fish...in your mothers vagina

    XD

  • dale jebe riba kurac!

  • Jel jede riba kurac? HAHAHAHA :D

  • pitcku materinu ovo je rano hahahah xDDDD

  • is anyone else curious which curse word peach kumatena

  • @0vakillr it's actually spelled u pitčku materinu and it means In your mothers cunt. It's a very common Serbian curse used by everyone. Hope I've been somewhat helpfull (:

  • 9/11

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  • I clicked like for spider :)

  • I don't understand :/ could you do a serbian video speaking normal, and not random :P :L

  • Kralj

  • Make a video about serbian music.

  • Denny, you're awesome! On Serbian:Denny, ti si car, u pichku materinu,samo tako nastavi!

  • u tvoi maminu pichku XD

  • I'm probably the only person here who knows Bengali! (Not Bangladeshian) cause i live there.

  • 49 people dont like spiders

  • Man do i love my language so proud of it :P

  • Dear Danny,

    Its been almost 3 painful months since your last Serbian Lesson video. Please post another or the Serbs will boycott your KOW voting.

    Cheers.

  • Koji si kralj jebote :D

  • ajde do jaje bre

  • 47 people are spider haters

  • wtf

    

  • Ovo je malo previse,u pocetku je bilo smesno,ovde sve same psovke,malo je bezveze da svet ima takvu predstavu o nama :P

  • DALI JEDE RIBA KURAC? hahahaha

  • idi u picku materinu translates to go back to where you came from.. but quite literally

  • DO JAJA BRATEE !

  • Pravi serbian lesson barem jednom nedeljno!!!!!

  • Lol think u slick teaching us to curse in serbian i have so many serbian friends

  • @J0hnnyH4ck3r First phrase: In your mother's cunt it is early. Lets go fishing. In your mother's cunt

    Second Phrase: Lets go looking for fish, in your mums p*ssy.

    Third Phrase: Come on to the eggs, brother, to the egg. (Literally)

    Fourth Phrase: You're going to lose it in your mother cunt. You're going to lose it!

    Fifth Phrase: Fuckers. I will open your throat if you lose that fish.

    Sixth Phrase: Are the fish eating your d*ck, yes, yes, she ate my whole dick, but I didn't catch her..

  • @mislavrepinac13 not really. u pitcku materinu can be translated in context it means motherfucker. If translated literally, it means you mothers c*nt. And I didn't finish the translation because i ran out of room.

  • @J0hnnyH4ck3r i'm from croatia.. haha kapiras?

  • @SpankAndSpunk oh, izvinte. Ja imam 14 godine. Nisam teo da te naljutim. Izvinite, opet.

  • I love you Danny :D

  • @NissePePe and you think you are smart? you are so stupid, SERBIA IS NOT NAZI COUNTRY, there are serbs of course who hate others and who are racist, but this is not only in serbia, this is in all fucking world. this is video for laughing, not for quarrel about politic. U PICKU MATERINU!!

  • da li jede riba kurac?hahahahah

  • @EminemGuy88 ceo kurac bi pojela !

    xD

    

  • Danny bas si do JAJE ! :D

  • xaaxxxaaxxa upisacu se od smehaaaa xaxxaaxaxaxax

  • Wzup Danny..teach the world Serbian phrases when you're at school !

    Doviđenja

    U PIČKU MATERINU !!

  • Ovog majka samo jednom radja :DDD

  • HAHA @ " ovo je rano".

  • .. hahah Danny.. u pitchku materinu.. I love your serbian recipes.. hahaha.. :))

  • celi ku*** mi pojela ta riba!

    means The fiah ate my dick!!!!!!!! 1:22

  • @J0hnnyH4ck3r not egg .......do jaja-to the balls :D

  • @lidge1994 like i said, literally. I had no idea what it meant in context

  • @J0hnnyH4ck3r im croatian, u wanna learn a language similar to serbian, contact me :D

  • @lidge1994

    similar?

    isti kurac brate:)

  • @goaram hah :D

    aj, ja mislija da neznaš naš jezik ;)

  • serbian curses have no meaning, like U PITCHKU MATERINU.. literally means "in mothers pussy!"

  • hahahh, its just so fuckin* helarious if you understand :D

  • Nije mi se svidjao ovaj lik ,a sad ga obozavam! :D

  • Serbia doesnt have sea :P

  • All who wanna see more Serbian lessons Thumbs up !!

  • if you come to Thailand then you have a free day fishing as I love to see that video!!

  • hey dude it will be my plesur if you want me to teach you some greek words;)

  • i hate spiders i have fobia

  • You're so fucking good in speaking Serbian!

  • Pa brate ovo nije normalno, do jajeta brate ha ha ha

  • da li jede kurac ta riba xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax bolesno si lud xD xaxaxaxaxax

  • thumbs up if in the tag you saw a pirana eating boobs

  • Another one!!!!You freaking FUNNIEST BUTT!

  • danny please can you do video about bosnians and serbs :)

  • these serbian lesson videos are 60 thousand times funnier when you actually know serbian

  • @Mmarin5193 Hahaha, knowing Bulgarian makes it hilarious too! 80% of the stuff is the same!

  • @Mmarin5193 yes it is,trust me...:D

  • @Mmarin5193

    ne seeeeeri??ozbiljno? :)

  • @Mmarin5193 haha, not really ;o) They are funny even if you know Serbian. U pichku maternu!

  • @yaelitka He said the lessons are funnier when you know serbian, and then you replied that you disagreed and said it's funny even if you know serbian. ~.~ I have some suspicious vibes going on.

  • @daberko120ch Sorry I was obviously distracted while i was reading

  • @yaelitka :]

  • @Mmarin5193 yes they are brate :)

  • @Mmarin5193 what the hell is that soppose to mean???

  • @Mmarin5193 or croatian :)

  • my moms friend speaks serbian, i cant wait to tell her this stuff

  • but the best part is Do fish suck dick, yes she bitted my whole dik hahaha this danny is sick :) WE WANT MORE DRAGISHA

  • Do jaje brate do jaje!!!!!

  • Thanks Danny! I'm going fishing in Serbia in a couple decades. I'll use this video when the time is right.

  • YOU KNOW YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE STEVE-O FROM JACK ASS !!!!!! HAHAHA

  • I said what you yold me to say to a fisherman and i got arrested...

  • Is this really Serbian? Omg! Love you Danny! xoxo

  • can somebody repost this video with translated subtitles? lol

  • holy crap is he middle eastern? haha

    

  • Jebatori xD

  • haha you are soooo funny xD

  • You mean fishing in serbian(s).

  • Više Srpskih Lekcija u pičku materinu :D

  • You know... I can't understand a word you say (other than u pitchu materinu, of course), but it still makes me happy to hear your gentle, soothing, pleasant Serbian words... *cackles* ;D

  • ceo kurac mi pijela xD hahahahahahahahaha danny make a serbian lesson how serbs go hunting :D

  • Danny, why do you allow youtube to put up ads for Mitt Romney in your videos?

    ....shame...

  • Danny, why do you allow youtube to put up ads for Mitt Romney in your videos?

    ....shame...

  • make another Serbian video!! Do one about how to dress like a Serbian!! ajdee! ajde picku materinuu!!

  • One worde U PICKUUUUUUUUUU MATERIIIIIINUUUUUUUUU

  • Come fish in Turkey where, if you are successful, you'll get to say "Balıkların amına kodum!" (I stuck it in the fish's picka!) Hey...it happens, y'know...?

  • @PrimeTuber WTF???

  • Da li riba jede ku*ac!!!!

    Yes, yes i did!!!

    Da, da riba mi pojela sav kurac!!!!

    u pičku materinu

  • This is so sexy

  • BRAVO!!! jebote

  • Danny! Make a Serbian lesson on being in a airplane!!!

  • It's so easy to tell when he's swearing, all you have to do is listen for the words "picku materinu" and "kurac"! LOL

  • When u came to fish in Serbia, try to avoid Dannys frases :D loll

    Message for Danny: Car si majke mi :) svaka cast.

  • Do jaje brate do jaje lolllll

  • i love this vid and can u do a vid on wot things can make children hyper --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • I don't think i have to say this but.... make another serbian video xD

  • Im russian, and i actually understand half of it :)

  • @improvisedshananigan ahh me too! especially da da.. lol.

  • Do jaje brate,do jaje haahahahahahh XD

  • Ceo kurac mi pojela taj riba i ni sam je uhfatila

  • da li jede riba kurac? XD

  • jebatori XD

  • Do jaja, brate!

  • Dammit, I spat drink on the monitor.

  • HAHAHHA Koji budala xDD

  • Now i actually met a girl that speaks serbian and ow boy was she impressed! upicku matreju

  • lol im russian and serbian is pretty close to russian :P its pretty cool

  • dudee tryyy sining in serbiannn!!!

  • odi u kurac 

  • LOL

  • Actualy the fisherman greeting in serbian is: Bistro!

  • AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D u'r fucking awesome!!!!!! :D

    make many many more serbian lesson! :D

  • ajde do jaja brate do jaje

    najace XDDD

  • @wizz741 its spelled "kurac"

  • AJDE DA PECAMO ! U PICKU MATERINU ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • PREKRALJ!

  • Do a video about serbian pop folk singers

  • make a new surbian lesson pls

  • Svima cu otvorit vrat xD

  • DANY 4 THE KING  !!! greetings from Kosovo, Serbia ;)

  • to all the english people fish means riba in serbian. and riba also meas a girl. and now you know :D

  • why is this featured on Serbia's Ambassador To the World?

  • LMAOO, it's so funny if you know both languages :'DD

  • DO JAJA BRATE

  • lol, khorats :DD

    it's kuraz.

  • Riba or fish is one of the synonyms for picka in Serbia, well known as pussey in England... or America... or Canada...

  • HEY DANY do a show on how to heal your wounds I KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE DO JAJA  I MEAN GREAT :)

  • I don't normally ask for thumbs up but i do....uhm never mind

    Anyway Pause at 0:27 hahaha

  • I'm very dissapointed the fact that I thought Danny was completely naked. But sadly he's not. He's wearing his watch... Bad Danny.

  • READ THE FRIGGIN TAGS. 0__o

  • did you go to serbia this summer, dude?

  • I.. HATE... SPIDERS!! :) x

  • CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE!! I WILL BE SOOO HAPPY!!!

  • @At02R Well,yeah, that is the most important serbian word...

  • ajde da trazimo ribu, u tvoju maminu picku!

    hahahahahahahhaahahhahaha

    it means:

    lets search for fish, in your mom's pussy*

  • @SauronAnnatarAlpha thank god we really know how to speak serbian.

  • Thumbs up for spider

  • DO JAAJE!

  • da li jede riba kurac da da ceo kurac mi pojela xD xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxax­axxa

  • bokte ovaj lik je google translate uživo

  • DEAR DANNY, Please do a video on clown and puppet phobia ...or something like that :) yes, yes clowns are scary. Go DAN DANOMON! YOU ARE AWESOME x

  • make a russian or ukraine lanuguage lesson! :D

  • I understand it and all, but you should totally add some translations for others. DO IT GOD DAMMIT

  • I cant express enough love for this video. Its that good.

  • dear Mr. Danny sir nikola tesla was a serb do a gradualreport on him as a serbian lesson

  • it would be awsom if i knew what u wer saying >.<

  • @TheDevilslash Picku materinu means mother fucker (roughly) and kurats means penis so you know he's not doing a very good job at teaching us ;)

  • @SpamBAT XDDDDDDD thank u XD LOL

  • it sounds russian but it's not huh

  • Are you Serbian ???? (:

  • holy shit, 2011 likes!!!!!!! i

  • I've been wondering.. what does "bitch kumate" mean? lmaoo

  • @TarTar141 me too dude!! hahaha

  • @TarTar141 its like pitchu mater, i think it means bitch mother