LHC - Collider

[MatisBogdan]

I like to collide my hardon collider also

[TheNA48]

Classic. :D

[chtodelat]

im falling in love with them all

[richd506]

Les Horrible Cernettes: FIRST

[helge666]

This is probably the most nerdy song in the world, and I love it :-)

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

Vsauce!

[TheMudzii]

VSAUCE .

[powerlifted]

i still want to fuck the lil lazy eyed singer :) wink wink, i actually already did heheheh! opps i did it again! she hates me so much :P

[jicia]

Super Sweet!!!!! n_n

[powerlifted]

I still want to fuck the lead singer, and put my lil dick up in her ass too! as she sings to me with her lazy eye! mmmhhhhhmmmmm :)

[surf3r0]

Who is the lead singer? She is stunning =)

[powerlifted]

@surf3r0 she's my bitch, dont ask no more, shes taken :)

[cyberchoya]

Are they the original Cernettes?

[deadkennedys555]

Cernunnos - knowledge of the piercing of the centre of the circle; the bull's eye ... Celtic god of acceptance or inheritance that things are circular ... The Monad's hermits don't spend any time with the Monad (hmmph!) and the don't go out with any other girls either ... they prefer their Collider ...

[deadkennedys555]

The Horrible Createns whose singing conceals the young cries of the birthed Zeus (Jupiter) from the cannibalistic Titan, Chronos (Time, Saturn). The Monad yearns for Her male other. He wanders the physical universes. She hysterically emanates new matter and multiverses in her agitated loneliness."You never spend your time with me ... you are only interested in your Collider ... your Collider ... "

[deadkennedys555]

Cernunnos ... the Monad yearns for Her male counterpart in the manifold and emanates hysterically and continuously ... beware the Torus (Tor, Tau, Taurus, Torc) ... Hail Eris 555 ...

[TrueArillis]

This song is so brutal awful....... it's awesome. How come people are allowed to do such things in LHC ?

[UntakenNick]

They managed to build a particle accelerator but they can't set the lights and the exposure of the camera right..?

[TheBornLegend100]

I love this video the music kinda remind me of watching little shop of horror with my cousins when we were younger and that girl in the pink is kinda cute

[MadProfBZHash]

Sheldon Cooper would love this band...

[npscole]

"I fill your mailfile with lovely phrases // They all come back 'invalid user' // You never let me into your computer." A hilarious song about researchers. Extra Geek points if you have used a system that really did have a mailfile.

[beaudjangles]

that was hilarious! i lolled, to think that these guys were at the forefront of technology 20 years ago, receiving millions of dollars in government grants, and they present their findings in this song.

[filipo747]

LOL!

Freaks.

[8nwidth]

Choreography around the Cray!!!

How Nerdy is that?!?!?!?!

IQ RULES! (well almost)

[FMMAROTO]

I love physics but...I would have forget about the collier and spend more time with the singer. She is gorgeous!

[jarbon5]

The background singer in the pink is an eye-magnet, in that my eyes are irresistably drawn to her!

[iamfondoftmnt]

OMG ! On atteint les limites du G33king là ^^ :D XD

[MarkoBagic]

so this is what scientists do in their freetime ?!

no wonder it took them 18 months to fix the LHC :P

[Fenarfin]

i really love this song :)

[stranger3710]

Very well song.

[Depotmaster]

I understand the guys who love the collider

[learsir]

a plesaure for mi, Pink Lady.

[davidgruty]

It seems the radiation has affected them!

[powerlifted]

I LOVE HER LIL TITTIES! :)

[learsir]

I'm falling in love with the pink girl (L)

[onavlis99]

which one? there are two in pink...

[learsir]

@onavlis99

The singer :)

[kenavis]

Thanks for the compliment!

I'm the singer!

[pipotherium]

I'm in love with the collider !

[powerlifted]

AND YOUR RIGHT HAND!

[Tetsuoha]

@onavlis99  Anyone.

[bob32nm]

@learsir YOUR ALL EDIOTS! disrespect for science who permited this type of behavior its a serious matter that not many people understand ignorance is everyones weakness these days!

[QuietGalTalking]

@bob32nm Hey bob, you spelled IDIOTS wrong.

[kshegunov]

@bob32nm As a scientist I don't feel offended, so why should you. We make all kind of jokes about science between ourselves also. Do not forget, we are people too, not some machines only there to serve a greater purpose. There is nothing wrong in a little bit of fun now and then. On a nuclear lab in my university stands a big sign: "Hier arbeit 350 Pferde und 1 Esel" - "Here work 350 horses and 1 donkey" even there is a stick hanging on the door. :)

[learsir]

@bob32nm I love science, in part because I'm engineer :)

[infinitychic36]

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said "My wife. I enjoy building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship."

The artist said "My mistress, because of the passion and mystery."

The engineer said, "I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done!

[RedScarIndustrial]

That is far too devious! "Thumbs Down"

But brilliant! all the same.

[theshlauf]

These women were on the World Wide Web's first photo.

-Thanks Digg!

[6who6killed6bambi]

If one song can make you destroy the world in the name of sciense...I feel like I wanna live widouth that LHC,and knowledge what it would bring to us all,if it works at all.

[warrillowcerjul]

Fantastic - But then I'm a retired Cernois

[gtman5]

haha...Brilliant song! Those girls are sweet and they can sing..and the tune is good as well.

[00070707000]

This horrible song is dedicated to your savior, satan.

PS: you will lose. Jesus will kick satan's ass back to the lake of fire.

[stardustme]

Sweet! :)

[angie4josh]

LHC WARNING

[bweasal]

What???!!! At first I was like ' wow, that looks so much like the footage I've seen of the tunnels' That's so freakin funny that it's the real deal.

[pipotherium]

Go Science !

[zlm313]

They are all relatives of CERN workers (so the lyrics come from the heart probably!) :-D

[kenavis]

Actually some of us singers did work at CERN and so did most of the musicians, and the songwriter of course! Lynn

[gosealhunt]

Nice sweet song by sweet girls. Greetings from Japan.

[bhanglassi]

Thanks Cernettes, this was really funny.

And they can sing...

Brilliant!

[MrKevMan]

Science chicks are way hot!

[Salinea]

Did these ladies work at CERN? If so, awesome! Way to go for women in science :D (if college and the dwindling economy doesn't kill me first lol)

[WarzSchoolchild]

Les Horribles Cernettes formed on my Birthday Party 1990. I think Tim Berners-Lee sent a recording of the event out on his then new fangled "World Wide Web" Thanks Tim, and Thanks Les Horribles Cernettes. Thanks for the pressy, a lovely biog. of Buckminster Fuller. my favourite chief of Economic Warfare! (United States) Uncle Simon Fraser 15th Lord Lovat, was my UK favourite Minister of Economic Warfare!

[ElCidX]

WoW

[powerlifted]

Dip da ooh yea! maybe if you clean your pussy, you wouldnt be singing of a man that dont want you! loose smally twat!

[Irakem]

hightech and girls. i love it.

[Acoustics7]

10 billion for the LHC and they couldn't afford a decent camera? heheheh

[cbolaurent]

Trop génial, belle chanson et bel hommage aux chercheurs qui bossent sur le LHC depuis 20ans.

Et en plus, c'est trés bien chanté !

Le truc bleu et jaune, je rêve ou bien c'est un ordinateur Cray ???

[elechimdg]

Oui, c'est le Cray

[phantasm80]

who are those girls? they are just incredible

[771844oX]

Girls I love you :)

[kafka27]

Still waiting for "always a colider" or " just colide"

[AnduinX]

First the LHC rap, now this, they must be bored over there :P

[jamiesport]

Aw I thought this was going to be along the lines of: 'You only prefer your collider/And talking walks in the rain', a la Barry Mannilow. Still good though! The LHC needs more sezing up I think.

[oloscience]

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[powerlifted]

DIP DA OOOOOOH YEA!

[rowanofrin1]

best shutdown ever :P

[chibraxial]

stfu seriously. you stubborn piece of middle age donkey.

[hebertmj]

Wow! Great stuff. I never knew the LEP tunnel also served as a music video set. I remember them performing at the party for Charpak's prize. I only recently learned that Lynn Veronneau went on to become a jazz chanteuse after her Cernettes days. Google her and you'll see what I mean.

Now if anyone has audio or video of Patty McBride's version of Strong Interaction, I'd pay good money for that!

Thanks for a great memory.

[kegean]

one sexy LHC, thats for damn sure. bring it on home girls'

[kerneIpanic]

ужас какой. на 2:56 это кнопка запуска? =)=)

[d3vilh]

потц захвачен!

=)

по теме:

прикольно, это У-70? или еще УНК?

[d3vilh]

потц захвачен!

=)

по теме:

прикольно, это У-70? или еще УНК?

[batcave2012]

Lets all get naked!!

[OIFYer]

Хе-хе.

Самодеятельность.