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  • I actually agree with this one.

  • Until 2nd grade I thought retarded meant having a poptart :(

  • Louie , is that you?

  • @jamanjugglez I remember when I was younger a little boy called me a nigger but i didn't know what it meant....WAS THAT YOU!

  • give a blow job to whole damn family

  • ITS WOW FAG!!!!!!!!

  • i thought this is white raced lie

  • stfu w0w fag

  • I asked my mom where babies came from and she told me all about it, I was 6

  • No wonder he didn't know whats a blowjob ......

  • @Massivegamer2010 *gasp* I'm suing you for animal cruelty! jk lol

  • And.... why so serious..?

  • no comment ¬¬......

  • Well this was one dry-humping good video, it had me fingering and jerking to myself the whole way through

  • Hah reminds me of my elementary school years. Every kid thought they were pimp until they realized they didn't have girls. EPIC FAIL

  • yeah parents dont need to tell their kids about sex or where babies come from anymore.......they have google now...

  • give a blowjob to the whole damn family

    imma totally send it to my mom when im on a trip

    O_o

  • what? wtf XD

  • Why are they called white lies?? You being racist against white people??

  • @182511419139208

    LoL! Either your just trollin, or one of the most naive person to ever come across this video

  • @182511419139208 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUDUMBASS. i am so mad at you that i cant express how it is. A white lie is when somebody lies to not hurt someones feelings. OH AND BTW IM WHITE AND I THINK ALL THESE RASCISM VIDEOS ARE HILLARIOUS. SUCK MY WHITE COCK

  • lolz

  • parents dont need to tell kids this stuff THE INTERWEBZ WILL SAVE THE DAY !

  • i never asked how babies are made , i got to catch my parents in the act then i just asked what they were doing =)

  • @andymboss they were getting warm .__.

  • gay ps my mom did never lie she just didnt tell everything

  • how happy am i that i learnt all thi the right way - THE INTERNETS!!!

  • this guys a fag

  • When I was young, my parents told me if I always told the truth I would never get "into trouble".

    Long story short, I told them I hit my brother with a toy truck, and I got my ass beat. I started lying because of that. :)

    Now that I look back on it.... It was pretty ironic. xD

  • im glad im not on ur mom's family 0.0

  • @jamanjugglez omfg?

  • @jamanjugglez LOL that's f**king funny

  • @jamanjugglez lmfao

  • @jamanjugglez ...damn......

  • @jamanjugglez So you were calling a black girl a pig lmao

  • @MrChrisamw he never said that she was black...... He did not know the way to use the word....

  • @dolerbom he did say it loll

  • @jamanjugglez why does this have 95 likes...<.<

  • @jamanjugglez First of all, nigger means pig on mars, and second of all, how did you know that you should call a black girl the "n" word?!

    Your mom is a bitch, just so you know. And now you know.

  • @jamanjugglez why would you call a black girl a pig?

  • @poisenarrow5 She obviously didn't know any better and it wasn't for racist reasons. She probably got in an argument with her and as little kids, the argument probably resorted to childish name calling.

  • @LuvZippy true

  • omg! its the wow fag from the online gamer!

  • Well, now more than 200000 people think you're gay... And it's not only the handjob you like to give... Fagot!

  • @kozioff can you not take a joke?

  • @barelylogical For God's sake... can't you!? I'm sorry he's a homo and complaining about people tellin him he's a homo, but if he didn't look like a homo so badly he'd probably look like Chikatilo's younger... twin! If I knew he would read my comment I'd probably not gonna tell him this in the face. But he's not, so...

    I know someone's laughing on my account right now... assholes!

  • @kozioff No one's laughing at your comment, their laughing how stupid you are.

  • @kursk39 Well, well, well... Looks like I've hit some fagot's red button... hahaha... What're gonna do now - go 'n give your grandpa a "handjob"... pfhahaha!!

  • @kozioff Hmm, my grandpa died when i was a kid.... pfhahaha!!

  • @kursk39 Hell, even I started hating myself for saying that... What a douchebag, a!

    Doesn't change the fact that you're a fagot though...

  • @kozioff Im 21 and live with my gf in cali.

  • @kursk39 Livin with yer Colombian girlfriend, a?! What's her name - Alejandro...

  • @kozioff Ur A Fag..... I Had One Night Stand With Ur Mother And She told Me Thats How I Know.....

  • @sambammer123 See, your dad coulda told ya the same... if his piehole wasn't occupied with my prick 24/7 that is!

  • @kozioff Naw See I Traded My Dad For Ur Mom.... She Just Never Told Ya Cause Her Pussy Wuz Being Occupied With My 8 Inch 24/7..... So Technically He Isnt My Dad...

  • Your friends are probably just looking at your hair when they call you gay...

  • handjob=high five.

  • i asked my mum where babies came from... she didn't lie... i never let her touch me again...

  • @TripleWalkthroughs i lought so much so all family though im crazy :D

  • The Blow job the whole dam family... lmao

  • why does islam come up as an ad?

  • Ahahahahaha... Fun childhood

  • Okay, I'm probably not the first to ask this... but why the FUCK is the video titled "white lies!?"

  • @yesimstuntdude cause black lies would be racist.

  • @shadowcresent6 Mhm, well, obviously. I should've known.

  • @yesimstuntdude Havn't you heard of the phrase 'white lie'? I will explain. A white lie is a lie to make something gentler. Like saying your friend doesn't look fat.

  • @xXcharleXx Thanks. I no longer confus.

  • @xXcharleXx YEA THANKS FOR MAKING ME REALIZE WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE ---___---....

  • press 8 for the word emily

  • im a chick and i got a blow job... AWESOME!

  • keep tapping 7 slowly to get a blowjob kiss thing O_o

  • press 3 for funny ass handjob xD

  • pause at 0:16

  • give a blowjob to the whole damn family LOL XD

  • if I have kids they'll probably find out by themselves where kids come from; from like internet and that kind of shit; if they don't and they ask me, I'll tell them that they come from sex and I will explain sex to them in every little detail

  • who the fuck is this gapped tooth fag nips?

  • this is my fav psa outta all of them

  • @Nat3ThaGreat White lies are harmless. White stands for purity or some shit like that.

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  • @Nat3ThaGreat White lies are small lies you tell someone. For example if they ask you if they look good today. You think they look like shit, but you lie and say yes. That's a white lie. But what this guy is explaining in the video aren't really white lies.

  • at least you got freaking replies, when i asked, they slapped the shit out of me!

  • This is why incest starts

  • with your dusty ass suite on...

  • at least respect your mother for gods sake

  • blow job=hug

  • @SSJEYMAN  THEN WAT DOES HUG MEAN?

  • @ismark7 anal sex

  • wow this dude looks alot like the joker doesn't he?

  • rotflmfaotidawslamof

  • I realize "heres a blow job for you" meaning "blowing her a kiss" but how is a "high five" bad? Why was "high five" turned in to "hand job" ? ~ And now I'm confused ~

  • @assmuncher1984 Say the kid asked what a hand job was and there mother said it was the same as a high five

  • Don't lie or tell the truth change the subjest to something fun like mw2 and porn ;)

  • when i was 8, i was told the shocking truth about masturbating

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  • @LoveSixties Nice try oh wait no it wasnt -____-

  • @jaydude1000 FUCK STOP SAYING THE JOKES. NOW YOUR COMMENT IS HIGHEST RATED AND I DIDNT LAUGH AT THE VIDEO AT ALL.

  • oh i thought a blow job was like a hair cut.....

    but then i looked it up in the dictionary..... :S

  • hahah

  • Well, when I was 10 I went to my mum and asked what an orgasm was... unfortunately she replied with the truth

  • soo a high five is bad

  • "Give a blow job to the whole damn family!" LOL LMAO :D

  • my gay friends think im straight when i ask for a high five

  • roflmao

    

  • lmao lmao lmao

  • incest a game the whole family can play

  • @DannySmackaHo you know whats scary??? you got thumbs up for that comment

    0_0

  • LOOOOOOOL

  • i tot this was going to be bout white guys nd lies bout them??? O_O

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • haha i re-enacted this at my school infront of my friends and now i got like 3 ppl saying "hand job" wen theyr asking for a high 5 =D hahahaha

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  • Pretty funny, jerk off.

  • lol the murloc guy :DDDDD

  • @TheLuxaz Thats not him.. is it?

  • lmao1!

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH xD

  • I knew a friend in middle school, he actually thought a blowjob was when you blew air on someone's dick, so he was imitating it to be funny and was just puffing his cheeks and just blowing air. And then I knew this chick, her aunt's friend thought the same thing, except when she was going down on a guy, she actually blew air on his dick

  • "give a blow job to the whole damn family" lmao!

  • hahahahahaha

  • DA FK

  • omg i actually cried watching this one LOL

  • this is a great one! LOL

  • When I was younger I asked my dad what a blowjob was and he said that's wat my mother gives him every day I'm still freaked out by it

  • @Jonathanv14  You poor poor soul...

  • @Jonathanv14 uhhhhhhhhh, he said your mother, or his mother?

  • @Jonathanv14 damn ur dad's lucky

  • @Jonathanv14 your dad's a fucking BAWS

  • haha. too funny

  • heres a blow job for the whole damn family

  • 0:25 ... It Seems he just gave me a blowjob o_o

    FINALLY I'M LAID! :D

  • @6Emo6Kidd6

    Maybe the closest you'll ever be to it. Savor the moment. <3

  • @6Emo6Kidd6 a blowjob is gettin laid, wow u really are a virgin, ur not kiddin

  • @6Emo6Kidd6 hahaha the best comment ever man :D

  • why was there a cafe press add on here that said free shipping and showed edward cullen

  • Whats his jacket style called?

  • @staver76

    military

  • @iYewTube Rly? Thanks , O.o , i thought it was a male trench coat or something XD.

  • @staver76 no bro its military look : cdn()overstock()com/images/pro­ducts/P11519944()jpg

    unless thats not what you want

    change the () for dots

  • @iYewTube Thanks soo much , Can I ask you something else? Theres a shirt like this guy's jacket in a video called canon rebel t2i glidecam test , could you please tell me the name of the man's shirt? (He comes up later on in the video) And if red is a possible colour of it? Thank you so much for the help so far.

  • @staver76 lol, wow u want that damn shirt dont u

  • @Mully1992 yes @.@ , gime a red 1 , dual pistols ,a cowboy hat , now don't you want it too? XD

  • nigga

    its called wait

    ill tell you when your older

    parents stop lying to your kids

    there is no such thing as a white lie

  • When I'll have kids, and my child will ask me what a bitch means, i'll say "mom".

    When he'll ask me what "blowjob", I'll say "serve dinner".

    When my child will ask me what "fucking" means, i'll say "cooking".

    Then when guests will come to our house, the kid will say:

    "Hey there! My bitch is fucking right now, so just wait abit and she'll blowjob you all!"......O.O

    Could create some pretty funny situations lol!. I'm such an asshole lol.....

  • @badkiller2 hahah thats really good

  • @badkiller2 loool!

  • @badkiller2 Teach your kid whatever you like, but leave lessons in reading and writing to someone else.

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb EXQUEEZE ME?

  • @badkiller2 u herd me

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb What are you getting at?

  • @badkiller2 I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb Your very confusing...

  • @badkiller2

    haha you got 69 thumbs up

  • @TheZombieOutOfHell are you like 9 years old and just found out what that meant?

  • @captinnunions

    no, I'm 20. and im pretty sure you dont know what it means.

  • @TheZombieOutOfHell oh then thats embarrassing for you that you claim to be 20, yet you probably aren't and you should act your age you ass pirate

  • @captinnunions

    actually ya, i am 20 dumbfuck. and you shouldn't assume if people are lying, didn't mommy teach you that? now, it's 6:30 go to bed.

  • @badkiller2 Don't worry, your not the only asshole  ;)

  • @lilguy49 KAZZAH!!

  • @badkiller2 Kazzah right back,

  • @badkiller2 LMAO!!! i laughed so hard at your comment! :)

  • @badkiller2 ROFLMAO XD!!! that was great

  • @badkiller2 Freakin awesome man.

  • @badkiller2 yes you are ..

  • @BlackGuillotine Guilty as charged :)

  • @badkiller2 shoes = shits cooking=fooking shaving = wanking

    Child when visitors come:take youre shits off my dads upstairs wanking and my mums downstairs fucking a chicken