Tales From The Crypt - Doctor of Horror Part 1/3

[Ur2ez4me81]

man i miss the 90's...

[dimetriab1]

Love this one thanks for upload!

[GalaxyDuelist64]

john kassir has a fuckin awesome voice

[007bondspy]

FOR 500 BUCKS HE COULD VIDEO ME BANGIN THE ASS OFF IT TOO

[loveskurt]

This first part was hilarious especially when the crazed doctor tells them he'd pay them $500 to help him steal the corpse and they agree to it. Plus they have the guy that does Moe's voice from the Simpsons, classic!

[Oldsong69]

*See's the crypt Keeper*..........His hair is AWESOME

[jaymillie19]

oh shit *cough cough* dude he didnt do nun10 yet

kmsl

[SimplyAComment]

LMAO Ben Stein's monotone makes this absolutely perfect.

[Salieri1760]

@dannyzad17 it's called fitting punishment

[david24745]

Lol at 6:41

[Sazad93]

7:30... Good idea wipe the blood stained glove against your face...

[dannyzad17]

What is the name of the episode where the crooked funeral director is killed by a zombie at the end

[clayto1332]

@dannyzad17 Dude this show is so old... How do you even remember this shit?

[tylertyler82]

Travis Tritt? Seriously? This episode looks too stupid to sit through

[Alex025ize]

500$ box to help stealing a dead body? Man, these two guys are dumbass. A corpse is like 2000$ worth

[Andrehippie12]

@Alex025ize Inflation, man. This was back in the 80's, I imagine that the price for corpses has gone up since then.

[NaiTaiDai]

"Vault of Horror", huh? I guess the Vaultkeeper told this story in the comic.

[MrPizzaslice]

i saw this show once as a kid and it scared the shit outta me

[MsLttle]

aww. Cryptkeeper's hairdo is so cute!

[jkadvices]

you know for a kid's show it still kinda creeps me out

[emilym755]

@jkadvices that's crazy. even though i did watched it as a kid (my parents never controlled us). it never strike me as a kids program though. I miss those sci-fi channel times when it was on every night.

[funnybear15]

Oh.My.God.Travis Tritt.Mind=Blown.

[GAYPRIDE1985]

I have wanted to see this episode for years!!! I never knew the name before until I saw it here....I can't believe it!! Thanks so much!!!!!!

[1imesub]

Hilarious

[GearsofNorway]

@TeesByTruthSurge no u suck!

[MultiARoth]

Oh my god.

I'm twenty years old and hearing the theme to see songs still brings back terrors of watching it when I was like six.

[GetMoneyFam100]

dis was my shit when i was little i loved dis show

[MyVorpal]

I used to love this show when i was a could , it really used to freak me out . Watching it now i find it fucking hilarious . What was the one with tim curry .

[DiegoJusticia]

@MyVorpal "Death of Some Salesmen" from Series 5 ;)

[DarkCrystalSage]

...WHY WHY IN HEAVEN would ANYBODY steal a ROTTING CORPSE!?

[Wolfsbane909]

@DarkCrystalSage same reason why people would want to steal something that wasn't even theirs to begin with like someone else's soul matrix.

[Wolfsbane909]

@DarkCrystalSage also because the live ones would put up a fight, also "TO PLAY GOD!"

6:30 Weren't you paying attention?

[HP148409]

Beuler Beuler Beuler... priceless.

[k3lso0o]

hey isnt that guy with the long hair a country singer? i mean i fuckin hate country but i never forget a face... seems oddly familiar

[Chevypower265]

@k3lso0o Yes it is, thats Travis Tritt. 

[fireman24465]

it's enough to make you terror your hair out lol

[BytheBeardofYmir]

Is that James Mccaffrey?

[jimk5447]

@eyeswideopen82, agree they dont make shows like they used to

[captainspaulding94]

fucking love mullets

[Infamousj007]

Clear eyes. Wow.

[JayJuBo]

Bowes or da gouls

[smashher]

Does anybody know the episode where the guy cuts his tattoo from his chest? That one made me cringe

[SlipknotFanize]

the crypt keeper sounds like seth from red dead redemption

[TheDylanOrtega]

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[TheBESTMOVIESTV]

TALES FROM THE CRYPT RITUAL 2001 MOVIE FULL IN THIS LINK - watch?v=PWFTupGEfUI

[rabbitpi]

Ok, this guy is convinced that there is a magic gland in people, and the fact that he hasn't ever seen it before convinces him that it has just 'vanished' after death... I don't see why this guy isn't allowed in hospitals, he should be in one. A very good one, for crazy people.

[rabbitpi]

Vi-dead Sassoon. Hi - larious.

[ENC13officialband]

why does the crypt keeper look like a terrorists....or a cab driver? lol

[rabbitpi]

@ENC13officialband Why do you sound like a racist? lol

[ENC13officialband]

@rabbitpi

my bad, i just read my comment and realized how bad it sounded lol

[emjaiz]

Some random trivia, one of the security guards is Hank Azaria. The guy that voices Prof. Frink, Moe, Apu etc. on The Simpsons.

[AaronMaster2007]

The more tales from the crypt I see the better it is.

[corkman666]

when i have trouble sleeping i just listen to ben stein talk :P

[Dash681]

The cryptkeeper sounds like Gollum's older (and more sophisticated) brother!

[JacobDeadman]

is that the clear eyes guy?

[smileyvigilante333]

@JacobDeadman yeah thats r.l.stine the guy that wrote the goosebumps books ^_^

[JacobDeadman]

@smileyvigilante333 wait no, its ben stein.

[emjaiz]

@smileyvigilante333 I hope that was sarcasm.

[smileyvigilante333]

@emjaiz nope.....

[NikkiModelNJ]

"The search continues... Do you still want that drink?" Classic.

[Jxxc18]

what season is this?

[kellina84]

anyone see that movie nightwatch? I LOVE THAT MOVIE! i always think of this episode when i watch that movie!

[kellina84]

thank you so much for uploading! 

[edanaify]

yeah i remember are you afraid of the dark, i used to collect the books.

[GwendolynRaine]

I remember this show, like most things when I was kid, it freaked me out.

[GODMODZdotCOM]

which show is the one with the match and the creepy swingset intro?

[myflux]

@GODMODZdotCOM

Thats "Are You Afraid of the Dark" from Nickelodeon. Awesome show...

[visionimagify]

Based on Edgar Allen's Poe, the Cellar?

[SinD51293]

hmmm I think they got this story from one of the short stories from H.P. Lovecraft...



[TheMasamune444]

$500 each, that couldn't cover gas money for 2 months.

[silverheadhunters]

@TheMasamune444

well back in the 90s it probably could.

[Chillaxes]

@TheMasamune444 it used to lol

[hypnodance]

"I WILL PAY YOU $500 TO HELP ME STEAL THAT CORPSE!"

Should he be announcing it that loud?

[pookiewook]

$500 can buy a lot of blow...

[VideoGameStupid]

Wow Ben Stein has been old for a very long time now... Never heard him swear before either, til now.

[pookiewook]

@VideoGameStupid lol, i've noticed that too...just like jack nicholson. always old...

[xflap84]

People, I can't describe to you how much I loved this show ((: This shit that are recorded these days have nothing to do with the brain xD Thanks for uploading! Greetings from Serbia (former Yugoslavia)

[musicbymat]

got dry eyes? get clear eyes.

[jhoutapyar]

thepsychnautsmaster@lolzz avgn introduced me to TFTC before that i never know any thing about this show this show rockzz i cant bleave that this show was started 30 years ago

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

Thumbs up if AVGN brought you here.

[LsandiiTalent]

man this show + goosebumps creep the shit out of me still !

[eyeswideopen82]

This always made Saturday night even more amazing.

Friday we had the TGIF lineup. Saturday morning we had amazing cartoons. Saturday night we had SNL-when it was still funny-AND Tales From The Crypt.

I have yet to experience a Friday or Saturday that topped the 80's and 90's.

[zukomina]

@eyeswideopen82 Man you need to get out more

[realrapshit1]

i miss these days

[Hashashasheen]

Hank Azaria?!?

[go4broke92]

"well...get over it man cuz this shit is amazing

[Elvisfancilla79]

thanks hauntedflower and maggz  have merry christmas

[TheCandymusiclover]

LMAO! That's the guy from the eye drop commercials! HAHAHAHA! :)

[yomomy585]

nice place you go thare Doc lolz

[arch9theatre]

Looks like smoking man from X files

[babygirl6293]

Its been a long time since I've seen this.

[heatemysoul]

I used to love this show :)

[theMissJackson101]

"I'm not allowed in hospitals anymore." Gee, I wonder why....

[nas1on1]

The doc's work was incredible, but he should know that when a person dies the soul does too.

[tonycorletto]

they still play it and i don think on that channel

[aLovelessAngel]

@tonycorletto on wat channel??

[gc627]

they still play the show... on a tv channel called chiller ...

[Emeraldwing7]

I think the cryptkeeper in this show is more entertaining than he was in the cartoon shows. 

[RicaDominicana]

@Emeraldwing7 i agree!

[benjie414]

@Emeraldwing7

was the cartoon before after this show?

my sister used to be so afraid of the crypt keeper.

[Emeraldwing7]

@benjie414 The cartoon probably came after this show, but I'm not completely sure.

[NOHHissue]

@benjie414 The cartoon came four years after this started.

[benjie414]

@NOHHissue

thanks.

i guess i should have known that. the cartoon almost always comes after the movie or tv show, right?

[luvspuff13]

i remember watching this with my parents every monday 9pm on hbo..ooh i was a lil kid back then..this was my fave show..i wish it continued

[refrgoldberg]

i've never heard ben stein swear before.....its kinda funny

[abobocar]

@refrgoldberg lol

[BESTMOVIESCINEMA]

i upload TALES FROM THE CRYPT 2 - BORDELLO OF BLOOD movie - this links - /watch?v=36h7mmDO0UI - /watch?v=H_kEdZKeecE - /watch?v=9HIEkW40Rro - /watch?v=4yUsxWxv7AU - /watch?v=n6Myf_4CJXc - /watch?v=c1rL_OH_MAc

[MrVelachris]

i upload the movie TALES FROM THE CRYPT - RITUAL (2001) in this links - /watch?v=fi1Xbpu2CN4 - /watch?v=AOrTuKz57ZA - /watch?v=FHofkEFVJZc - /watch?v=3zxUynakzew -  /watch?v=5bnjaFlVnSI - /watch?v=_A2QL0XxxZg - /watch?v=FMSGp0cGwKQ

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

hooray for mullets!!

[Juliette2435]

Wow....I remember this one from years ago.....Creeped me out then and still does now.

[madpiratesarah]

holy hell Ben Stein cursed???

[Melissails]

Wow, Ben Stein's just as boring even in his stricter character roles!

[MrVelachris]

tales from the crypt new episode S04E08.Showdown - /watch?v=Lz6Z7bD79oE - /watch?v=I9q0oK4YfaQ

[cdemanelis]

YES!!! I haven't seen this show in FAR TOO LONG!!!

[MrVelachris]

i upload tales from the crypt bordello of blood movie in this links - /watch?v=aRmbQVADEVs - /watch?v=oy479eq18tA - /watch?v=hDedZL2YdpY - /watch?v=JW9cDRU-l90 - /watch?v=ZKkMpykWf7M - /watch?v=g4igYsj7TeQ

[branmanc]

its kinda disturbing when the crypt keeper is talking to the corpse.

[madrina334]

I notice you put by request. Well I was searching for an episode that had Demi Moore in it and she went to a Fortune Teller who said something about getting married and having lots of money. Then it was a very large man she ended up marrying or something. Would you happen to have this episode? If so I would like to see it again thanks. Thanks for this episode as well. Great show.

[alemons02]

@madrina334 that episode is called Dead Right....I like that one too...it took me awhile to find it...

[cocokonski]

omg hank azaria!!!!!!!

[kellina84]

thank you for posting!!

[katherinesilen]

all i could think of in that first scene was...

bueller?......bueller?....buel­ler?....bueller? ...bueller?....

[MsHorrorzone]

crazii doctor

[MochaSkies]

Look at the Crypt Keepers hair!! LMBBBO!!!

[haywoodbadman10]

i can't believe they never aired these in the uk as far as i'm aware of anyways... i love these so glad people upload em to watch :D

[PurushaDesa]

@haywoodbadman10

ITV used to show them at like 2 and 3 in the morning. Don't know if they bothered to buy all the episodes though. I was aware of the 'Tales From the Cryptkeeper' animated series on CITV for years before I'd ever known it was an adult live action thing.

[CyanoticFuture]

The opening skits with the cryptkeeper were reason enough to wtach the show...

[fadetofixation]

they have seasons 1-4 at target where I am. I definitely snatched them up

[bouncingcoconut]

Travis Tritt is the man just missing Jeff foxworthy

[bouncingcoconut]

Travis Tritt is the man

[MsSouthernman]

I miss this show, especially the little dude.

[willkillF13th]

I haven't seen Tales From the Crypt in a long time! I miss watching it late at night on SyFy Channel then it was spelled SciFi At least they still show Tales from the Darkside and Twilight Zone even tho I'm tired of those!

[RogueTheElfWarrior1]

I've decided to look around and see if I can find this show in a DVD Box set. I miss watching this on Friday nights.

[arod12234]

wow mad scientist awesome

[Cazxiro]

I love the Keeper's gasp @ 1:47! Oscar Worthy!!!

[sharpasaneraser]

travis tritt?

[C57music]

"No I can't, your useless low life shit heads!....You are fired."

Shuts door.

Guy pointS both middle fingers once the door shuts.

Haha!

[lovelylashes7]

I wanna see the one with demi moore and the one with the guy who owned the funeral home! man that was all some good stuff!

[Snowman20]

I remember this when I was a kid, my older bros and sis's used to send me upstairs and to bed when this was on. But holy crap, still creepy when I'm over 20 and am now able to watch it on my own.

[skunk0rock]

ty for the upload

[batmanrules16]

Ben Stein saying Shitheads is just extremely funny for some reason

[unforgiven85]

I miss watching this and mystery science theater when I was younger

[gloomilyeuphoric]

Oh, thank you, thank you for posting episodes on Youtube!

[TheBoondock52]

if they renew this show it would be so much more scairer i bet

[Phantom70001]

I like this show so much, I used to watch this when i was at my grade school days, too bad they don't put this show on the Air anymore. I wish they could, I really wanna watch this badly...T_T

[justanotherZOE]

oh god i know whats going to happen...

[SqueenTangerine]

Ben Stein! You are win!

[reedizzle008]

i like this episode.

[howie334]

haha at 3:04 when they go you can count on us sir it cracks me up when he replies. "no i cant ur useless lowlife shit heads!" to funny

[onemooners]

i remember viewing this one

[naruto922shippuden]

wait y

[MultiGamesfreak]

pg my ass

[naruto922shippuden]

im 12 and i always lived 2 wish in the 90s and 80s now i cry every time i think of it i want the old shows back today sucks

[amazingkiller77]

u dont want to live back in the 80s or 90s just cuz of tv shows trust me

[ForgottenLove896]

@amazingkiller77 i agree...no reason to go back....but i think it would be nice to bring back some of the 90s tv....

[amazingkiller77]

ya for real i think the should make new episodes

[cs16sasuke]

Does anyone know the name of the episode when there was 1 guy that had more lifes and he was doing some tricks and he didn t die and at the end he realised he has 1 more life left and died?

PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF EPISODE IM DESPERATED

[Gnarvelous]

@cs16sasuke its called "dig that cat.. he's real gone". its the one where he gets 9 lives from a cat, but uses them killing himself in front of a audience for money right ?

[cs16sasuke]

@Gnarvelous  yes thanks alot

[cs16sasuke]

This show is awesome

Why don t they put this show back on the air?

STUPID TV

[doomsy]

R.I.P 80s and 90s.

[mikeymoomy123]

I remember watching this as a 5 year old with my family! loved it!

[honeythemisses]

tales from the crypt will never grow old, I love going back and watching all the episodes. i also agree that they need to put it back on the air, or bring shows similar back to tv.

[voodoochat78]

I love Travis Tritt in this hes sooo sweet & comes back as a bad guy scarrryyy!!!

[thedarknight307]

WOW Ben Stein actually showed a bit of emotion

[ubuybuyb]

what's mean goin' on?

[xpinay4lifex]

mannn...i never knew ben stein could swear like that...soo does not suit him...

[boobitah19]

new look???

[eballathirteen]

The corpse thief plays the stuttering lawyer in my cousin vinny

[LifePusher]

bringing back memories the 90's was awesome

[ABOMB6661]

Fuck Ben Stein,Hank Azaria is the man!

[azrial4421]

Ben stein cant act unless he plays a catatonic

[1BENNYBLANCO1]

does anyone no this episodes.a guy and a gurl had dinner and lately women have been gettin killed in places liek the gurls bathroom by a women and after the show the man that had dinenr with the women was the killer dressed as a women

[missweetheart2121]

i seen this part wen i was little girl never get old lol