By the way, Homer..

[eLegantLywasTed7]

fuck france!

[PeteJK1994]

He sounds like the EPA man from The Simpsons Movie! Is it him?

[usuarioalfabeta]

french guys have lost two world wars and they have made the final picture with the winners, twice

[DavijoBoy]

No one likes the french..lol.

[spectrevampire]

But France has topless beaches.

[dodudumdumdum]

@spectrevampire yes... naked beaches are where only fat men go...

[spectrevampire]

@dodudumdumdum I said "topless", not "naked". That's not the same thing.

[GothGaara92]

You can't hate Italy! That's where Pizza comes from!

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Lol @ the people who are taking this shit personally!

[donaldlolwut]

I would have said Italy though...

[s332651397]

To all the people arguing about philosophy, history, morals, and political beliefs...

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME WATCH MY CARTOONS.

[haidls]

@s332651397 ^^

[ARavingLooony]

@s332651397 th internets full of trolls and retards so sadly thatl never happen god i wish the internet had a requirment of having a good iq so retarded people stay off th internet

[Nkieffer000]

Those cheese eating surrender monkeys

[thesssos17]

what about all the pizzza mon?

[WoodymanTHEJ]

What's so bad about Italy? No cheese eating surrender-monkeys there...

[MJ0428]

@WoodymanTHEJ What about when you surrendered to Mussolini and he joined Hitler???

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@MJ0428 Oh yeah... of course xD by the way, I'm English, not Italian.

[MJ0428]

@WoodymanTHEJ Okay sorry shouldn't assumed that Lol

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@MJ0428 Don't worry about it :L

[MILKYPISTOL]

@MJ0428 and what about the US killing thousands and thousands of innocent people in wars...just for the oil?

[MJ0428]

@MILKYPISTOL You would prefer we left them in the hands of their so called "governments"? Those governments are worse than we are, and as for these innocents, I can tell you almost all of them fought us, and when an adult makes a decision they live with the consequences.

For anyone else I would say that in every war, people will get hurt. But don't be all anti-American and pretend like were solely responsible. Any number of countries could be accused of the same.

[MJ0428]

@MILKYPISTOL And by the way, propaganda is the same whether it's Liberal or Conservative, bullsh*t, the media isn't always right you know. But for the sake of argument, lets say your right and it's all about oil. Then that would be true about every nation on Earth. And if you think you can just ignore all the complex historical, religious and political reasons for the conflicts that exist today, then you are less educated than I thought.

[MILKYPISTOL]

@MJ0428 Yada yada yada 

[TRANCEDANCE]

@MJ0428 Americans created the missionary position....you're welcome

[MJ0428]

@TRANCEDANCE Actually it's the oldest position in the world. There's evidence of it in pottery and scrolls going back thousands of years.

Although it wasn't the most popular, since most of the time height difference didn't make it all that popular; and the most popular? Doggy style Lol...

[TRANCEDANCE]

@MJ0428 my friend you know your sex and i tip my hat to you.....now i just need to buy a hat. lol

[patrickangus16]

@WoodymanTHEJ

you mean Italy? the country who changed of side 3 times in WW1 and WW2? the country with the highest number of desertions(when they arrived in spain to fight against the spanish republic)? the country which made english soldiers say:"Italian engineers designed tanks with 4 reverse gears, and only one forward gear"?The country who loss against Ethyopia?french surrenders?they won 87% of their wars! italy loss all it´s navy in one day!history is still taught at school?

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@patrickangus16 I know they won most of their wars, I was referring to the Simpsons - surprise, surprise. And seeing as I havn't been to school since July, or done History since a year before that, not to mention that we never did anything with the Italians. Just the world wars. Repeatedly. Throughout my school career -.- I wanted to do the Romans...

[ivand1979]

"Nobody ever says Italy"...what did he mean by that?

He's done this more than once, hasn't he?

[eldiafore]

I'm italian and i'm offended !

[Shipgate]

French may be arrogant bastards, but man, Italians are the worst fuckheads on the planet.

[Lachausis]

Yes, Mr Scorpion!

[TerryB01]

I said Italy when my bossed asked me which country I liked least.

[TheSuitGuy01]

Italy is shaped like a boot.

Italy 1, France 0.

[Axefrombk]

is this Chuck Norris??

[pilsnerurquellman]

columbus was italian...america exist only because an italian discovered it!!

[jouluturkki]

@pilsnerurquellman Dickbrain.

[pilsnerurquellman]

@PasDideeDePseudo the french kiss was invented by caterina de medici the princess of florence....it is called french kiss because she married the king of france so she taught it to the french court...the french kiss is an italian invention.....so don't try to cheat

[jar3dbright3n]

7 French people disliked this video

[jefthereaper]

its true, nobody ever sais Italy XD

[lilHippo]

didnt we have democracy before france

[BeakyRed]

by the way italy brought us lotsa spaghetti :)

[Tundramoth25]

Homer probably likes Italy because of Pizza

[AnimoRealista1990]

If I were in Homer's place, I would pick Italy, because I hate Italian!

[TheReaperToast]

i'm french and i don't give a fuck about that video

[PasDideeDePseudo]

France has given you Democracy, le Cinéma, and the French kiss!

[LeFrog0]

@PasDideeDePseudo Euh... La démocratie c'est grec à la base :p

[PasDideeDePseudo]

@LeFrog0 En fait je pensais aux Droits de l'Homme, mais j'ai remarqué que beaucoup d'étrangers disaient que la France leur avait donné la démocratie, et comme on se fait très largement battre par les Italiens dans ce "débat", je me suis dit qu'il fallait tout tenter. Depuis Materazzi... ^^

[VampirePraemium]

@PasDideeDePseudo Not to start a national or political debate, but how exactly did France give any country on earth democracy? Democracy is an ancient Greece invention.

Not one I favor personally.

[armaduck2000]

@VampirePraemium The modern democracy with a costitution was born in France during the illuminism , in England was creted the first parlament and the first politicians. Athens had the first democracy but it was a direct democracy in which only 40.000 persons had the rights to vote, and it was full of slaves

[NumquamB]

@PasDideeDePseudo

France is great,great social advances has given to humanity,and I'm italian

But to be honest.......all that is modern in the western culture (from art,law,music to finance) is italian,fact

[matv6799]

@NumquamB Who the hell cares -.- May I refer you @ShanesAutos comment?

[underlock7p]

@PasDideeDePseudo Pizza is better than all of that put together.

[JacksCouch]

@PasDideeDePseudo I don't give a shit, I'll live off of pizza all my life and download movies

[stnlywng]

@JacksCouch They also invented le blowjob. Will you still say Italy?

[PharoahTwizzler]

@PasDideeDePseudo well the first appears of democracy was in Greece so who gave us democracy should go to them not france

[001snipe]

@PasDideeDePseudo Yea and a whole lot of Crap fr help in any wars. Lol some ally...

[Drjrecordz]

@PasDideeDePseudo You mean "Surrendered"

[MJ0428]

@PasDideeDePseudo Not to mention the will to surrender :]

[RManRik]

@PasDideeDePseudo Actually democracy was founded in Athens, Greece.

[PivotMakeranimations]

@PasDideeDePseudo Democracy is Greek....from Greece.... Athens

[smig0497]

@PasDideeDePseudo don't forget the white flags and thiefs... Stolen the fries from Belgium... I prefer Italy too!

[MrRammsteinKicksAss]

@PasDideeDePseudo But Italy gave us Pizza, Pasta, the Renaissance (even though it's a french word, lol), Da Vinchi, Venice, Mr Bunga Bunga (funny guy if he's NOT your prime minister) and the plot of Assasins Creed 2 & Brotherhood takes place there.

To make it short: Everyone who's not French would prefer Italy

[Durhandoni80]

@PasDideeDePseudo I love France. But what you´re saying is totaly wrong. Greece gave the Democracy, the cinema was invented by Thomas Alvar Edison and the french kiss is in fact the fiorentin kiss.

[coach7chris]

Picking Italy, that's a paddlin...

[Canardlaquay80]

France has given us french fries, potatoes, champagne !

[3Dcookie22]

@Canardlaquay80 french fries are not from france.

[TheZnukez]

@Canardlaquay80 since when did potatoes come from france?

[KingoffKentucky]

EVERYBODY makes fun of France, like all the time. Thanks for being such good sports about it, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys

[DoubleDJGeek]

lolwut

[MehLikesMeh]

I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!

I wish I worked for Hank Scorpio...

[joseaca]

no dont bomb france!

the world white flag market will crash

[TheAussieRocket]

Im offensive and I find this French

[chuckss321]

weird how my friends and me talk bout where we will like to visit and our answer is always italy

[amillionminutes]

Damn Russians.

[AKHTSnoZONE]

I'm French and I find this of-FUN-ding.

[Mateo151]

France has been losing wars longer, but Italian genetics gave us Jersey Shore...

Bomb them both

[Karash770]

Italy is close second though!

[eddshi1]

i like both :)

[cannavo69]

ITALY SHITS ON ALL OF YOU!!

Dont care if people respond harshly..........

[chasenbryce]

Holy crap that guys the voice of russ cargal.....he domed springfield

[ForgotteMemories101]

Bomb Italy lol

[ocmedy]

For fuck's sake people, pizza came from Italy! Pizza! I'm French myself, yet I say bomb France!

[44ch1m]

love it how people use sports cars as a reason Italy is a good country, when 95% of you couldn't even afford them in the first place.

[KurtVachon]

@44ch1m burn

[ShanesAutos]

Great, funny simpsons moment ruined by a crowd of debating mother fuckers in the comments.

[XclusiveXbox]

@ShanesAutos Like I said hearing and seeing Italian supercar Exotica is enough - you don't need to own them. How many people go to a motorshow and come back saying "I mean yeah the Ferraris were loud and the Lamborghinis were fast; but that Citroen! Wow it was the best car of the night!"

[ShanesAutos]

@XclusiveXbox you might have replied to the wrong person, i never spoke to you about italian supercars.

[jeepheep69]

@ShanesAutos At least there isn't any Paddlin Jokes.... FUcK I JINXED IT!!!

[ShanesAutos]

@jeepheep69 ha ah well i dont mind the paddlin' jokes, just hate it when people turn a cartoon into a public debate for an unrelated topic.

[perfacetus]

Italy: The best weather, the best architecture, good food, community oriented; with a passion for sports cars, motorbikes, boxing and style. Who would want to bomb Italy?

(that said we'll try and tip toe around the rampant corruption.)

[southparkalot]

Italy, I fucking hate Italy

[Yubera2K10]

I'd much rather France.

This is coming from a British person.

[ThroughRock]

You know, pretty much every European country is shit. We might as well nuke all of it. Especially those British motherfuckers.

[zOpTiiCz]

@ThroughRock fuck u go suck a dick ,that was behalf of every british person

[ReapersSprint]

@ThroughRock And you think America's any better? We shouldn't nuke everybody, we should just round up the dumbasses and government officials and put them in a firing line so we can shoot every single one.

[uknownada]

I'd like to see the French version of this.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

well they gave us the barreta 92f 9mm pistol.

[josedewish2011]

conan o brian!

[BrandonDerive1985]

@josedewish2011 + Phil Hartman= Best Writing Duo Ever!

[motorhead522]

Awww but Jersey Shore was being filmed in Italy

[outoftheblueize]

@motorhead522 hahaha

[jaysteels]

FIAT = italian

nuff f*cking said

[DD2225]

Italy gave us pizzas and stories to make into Hollywood movies.

France gave us the Statue of Liberty and playing cards.

Tough call.

[CobainFan9]

Italy has given us: Pizza, and the Renaissance

France has given us: Math Symbols such as the squared symbol.

Italy wins.

[siren7193]

The USA : ... the rightful place for indians the real americans.

So shut up all of you about nationalities.

[donnemoiunnom]

The lack of knowledge on French history is just horrifying. I can't even start imagining what they teach in your country which is probably the USA by the looks of it. "The French were a bunch of losers occupied by the Germans until us brave powerful Americans came and kicked their asses. FUCK YEAH AMERICA! Give me those stars and stripes and let's be fucking over-patriotic". And now look at your army in Irak. I guess jokes on you now.

[DoMiNoRiX]

@donnemoiunnom you think whats being said here is serious?

[elspiclatino]

lol thats true but then again you're comparing it to france come on

[EXRazeBurn]

France, you gave the world some truly amazing things...but you also gave us mimes.

That's a mighty deep hole to fill, and you know it.

=3

[PasDideeDePseudo]

@EXRazeBurn We are deeply sorry for that ^^

[bubbaboyize]

Yay my grand-parents are from italy

[azntranc3951]

France - because they're a bunch of cheese eatin' surrenderin' monkeys.

[darrellkiely91]

@azntranc3951 Yay WIllie!

[PeopleR2sensitive]

Israel

[RSXemperor85]

No option for Canada? :(

[Alamandorious]

@RSXemperor85

No, because we're too nice. Or were, until Stephen Harper >.<

[SakuraAvalon]

@RSXemperor85 D: Not even an option for the US. Guess that'd be unfair, since everyone would choose to blow up the US, except American's.

[ZeroPresicion]

Burn France burn!

[Aetheilas]

Italy: a country of overprotective boyfriends, stuck-up women, a shitty army that constantly needs to be saved by its allies,and world-renowned cooking that's really overpriced. Overall, a country that used to kick ass but is now pussified

France: a country of overprotective boyfriends, stuck-up women, a shitty army that constantly needs to be saved by its allies, and world-renowned cooking that's really overpriced. Overall, a country that used to kick ass but is now pussified

I can't decide

[FarewellThoreau]

@Aetheilas I see what you did there.

[jagscalabrine]

@Aetheilas france has had one one of the best armies in the world consistently for around 700 years you idiot

[betterthanyou482]

@jagscalabrine yeah, it sure looked good in WW2 right?

[Aetheilas]

@jagscalabrine

Yeah I'm aware the French army does exceedingly well at fighting starving North Africans and rice farmers in Vietnam, but they turn tail and run whenever they're faced with an enemy that can actually fight back (Russia in 1812, Germany in WWII)

[BalmungSama0]

@Aetheilas I'll help you decide. A lot of my family has moved to France and lives there most of the year.

I pick France.

[XclusiveXbox]

@Aetheilas Italy has given us Ferrari, Lamborghini, Alfa Romeo, and Maserati. France has given us Citroen. Bomb France.

[OGRM]

@XclusiveXbox

Bugatti is french

[XclusiveXbox]

@OGRM The Bugatti sounds and looks horrible, and isn't even as fast as people think. When first tested round the TG test track it came 5th. Why make a car so powerful and then make it weight 2 tonnes? Overated car - I'd have a Zonda anyday.

[OGRM]

@XclusiveXbox

i dont even like it either i was just pointing that out

[shcoome]

@XclusiveXbox France has given us the menage a trois. Bomb Italy

[MrRafaelBCK]

@XclusiveXbox Can you afford a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, an Alfa Romeo and a Maserati?

I rest my case.

[XclusiveXbox]

@MrRafaelBCK I don't need to own them, I admire the aesthetics when I see and hear them on TV.

[eldeano1]

@XclusiveXbox dont forget peugot

[XclusiveXbox]

@eldeano1 The only reason I didn't mention Peugeot was because I vomit whenever I hear the name.

[XxSTRlKERxX]

@XclusiveXbox You forgot Zonda for the Italians

[SpacePyjamas]

@XclusiveXbox Italy has vatican city. Bomb italy.

[RenaissanceTheClown]

@SpacePyjamas Uh oh! We got a big bad christian hating bad ass over here! :D

[SpacePyjamas]

@RenaissanceTheClown Uhm... Whut?

[BlackAndThrash]

@SpacePyjamas HAHHAHA YES <3

[MrHeno97]

@Aetheilas have you ever been to europe?

[Dracogame]

@Aetheilas @Aetheilas stereotypes, except for the italian cooking (the france cooking is orrible, i tried it)

[BrothaDesmond2]

@Aetheilas But the french are cheese eating surrender monkeys

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

@Aetheilas

its way easier to make fun of italy...

[jonnykam]

@Aetheilas

Well, at least i don't come from a country which is worldwide famous for the widespread ignorance of its people, my dear American douchebag.

[ARavingLooony]

@Aetheilas italy gave us pizza and lamborghinis and the french eat snails and frogs legs now u tell me which is ur least fav country

[903harman]

@Aetheilas you forgot that the french are assholes!

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

@903harman And you're a fat, stupid, generalising American.

[903harman]

@ChocolateHoneycomb fat? stupid? u must be mad.

[eatmyshitpl0x]

@Aetheilas ahahahahaha awesome

[ASDMarauder007]

@Aetheilas you forgot about the cheese eating surrender monkeys that the french are

[GanzZulu]

@Aetheilas yes, but italy has nice cars and without them there would be no pizza hut! (i know the company's american, but its pizzas)

[antisadism]

Take that Eiffel tower. Leaning tower of Pisa ftw.

[theothercanadian]

The only time I would not choose France is if the other option was Quebec, even though it isn't a country yet.

[ImperatorZor]

I would still say quebec, just on general princibles.

[aeromech84]

Italy, France and Germany are the coolest countries of western Europe, the rest are cool for teir own selves haha !!

[aeromech84]

I like France as well as Italy. The coolest people of Europe. Cheers

[BrandonDerive1985]

Cause Italy has better pussy.....

[DarkBonesDaku]

But I like france :(

[FarewellThoreau]

@DarkBonesDaku me too mate, me too :(

[Nofe92]

I'm Italian, and I wouldn't say France

[koala72]

Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They

wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't

even bother to learn themselves the language.

Homer: Hey, those are exactly my sentimonies.

Barney: [babbles]

Moe: Yeah, you said it Barn.

[ganados0]

Should have included him powering up his death cannon.

[DestructoMonkey]

Old ep is really trumpeting its oldness. It's totally Italy nowadays...

[purplegill10]

id say antartica, it would be hard to destroy it

[harry426]

I went to both Italy and France, and I'd say Italy.

[Jagwa3]

Italy gave us a Pizza....end of story

[aeromech84]

@Jagwa3 Italy gave you what now known as western civilization !!

[TYUIO11111]

@Jagwa3  france gave us 69 so while your eating fatty im having some crazy French sex