SMBC Theater - Genie

[Rattios]

That image at 2:51 seconds is just sheer awesome sauce.

[HSDclover]

i believe that someone had at some point wished that the genie would be incapable of twisting people's words in ways they would regret.

[TheDrCN]

Ironic consequences just aren't as effective as they used to be.

[i0npath]

Spengbab Squareports.

[CrappedATriangle]

LOL the money has white backs. Better movie money: Mix hot tea and a small drop of green food coloring. Soak paper, and print black and white copies of money. :D yay.

[Nktalloth]

You gotta love how excited Zach is about a female James.

[Kataron]

They've come so far since this. And this is still amazing.

Also, I'd forgotten that the first time I ever saw Jon Brence, he was blue.

[S1rJoso]

"love? i kill babies" LOL i'm using that one

[JASRR1]

0:24 I LIED!

[carochan12]

@JASRR1 That was my immediate thought when I saw the thumbnail for this video. XD

[playman350]

Hey, what did you expect? He literally pulled out the genie lamp out of his arse.

[apocalypse105]

spongebob!!

[mrdaym]

Zach's grin @ 2:49 after James said he's going to be fantasizing about a female self during sex is just priceless. You can't tell if he's grinning to the idea of a female James or because he's occupied by stuffing money down his pants.

[JoanuMostrafta]

Zach's face at 2:50 while he kneeds that cash is just...eugh!

[Saiga6]

I love how James uses the exact same tone for convincing people no matter what it is.

[apocalypse105]

kicking babies and taking names

[sweetsoad]

He never stops stuffing money into his pants.

[GrayStudios]

Love the book title.

[Applekations]

Magic Lamps as everyone already knows, are conveniently located under the couch cushion you are currently sitting on. (Warning: not true if you aren't on a couch)

[AliIKarimi]

I love the faces he makes.

[smsff7]

Biggest wish best wish!



[dawgmeista]

@smsff7 good try.

[F0xyTh3F0x]

Woah, woah, woah! If Sally Jefferson never left him she wouldn't have a husband to leave for James.

[sulfuricSHAME]

@F0xyTh3F0x no, no, no she left him right then and there, then walked in like nothing had changed.

[MajikkaniHand]

@F0xyTh3F0x I assumed it was more like: she never left him, she just has a husband on the side. Because, you know, why not? XD

[lopolo42]

oh my god zach is so cute c:

[Philanthropyman]

Kick a penis, touch him on the baby.

[TheRamosOnline]

JP looks too plain without longer, curly hair and beard.

[beeljr]

0:59  your parents died in a plane crash

1:58 "I'm the one who killed your parents"

Wait, what?

[Erik4267]

@beeljr

He sabotaged the plane.

[AbokaseeTheTroll]

@beeljr He was the pilot. Only guy with a parachute.

[Brachiaraidos]

@beeljr Well the genie just killed them first time round, the previous evening.

Makes sense that he just changed the same past to change how they died.

[JohhnyMayhem]

This is the normalest James has ever looked.

[AfroKemp]

I wish I could pull a genie lamp out of my ass.

[josephd183]

this is where the "blood money" from the prison tattoo one came from!!!

[Ziggybogidou]

Love? I kick babies.

[NesKid99]

1:20

[MissIcia]

If you murder someone you're infamous, not famous. Pfft.

[Utterbach]

@MissIcia Depends how you do it.

[atte2424]

Fantastic!



[Utterbach]

Be born as a man, get your penis touched by a woman.

[junesue1205]

2:50 omfg zach's disgruntled smile faces

so goot

[bandgamer123]

he wasn't famous he was infamous. difference!!!!

[blaisems]

ah, so that's what zach's been doing with the donations he gets

[anonymous4698]

"Faaaaaaaaan-tastic"

[shizzertainment]

Nothing says class like a Double gulp on a coaster.

[triftenC]

"It... is... done."

[Katfellow]

That Genie's a pretty angry Smurf

[StrawberryBoy100]

HOLY CRAP IT'S ZACH!!!! 8D HE HAS A FACE!!!!!!!

[Kogerii]

Best one I've seen yet :)

The guy who plays the genie's hilarious as is the premise.

[GrimaceGrunson]

2:46 James' delivery of "A female me" is still perhaps my all-time favourite SMBC part. So, sooooo awfully awesome.

[ianflowforever]

i was gonna say, he has to pay taxes, they're all counterfeit, and his family dies.

Something like that.

Famous? Paparazzi follows you around, they call you a bigot, and you're infamous!

But then again, the added consequences are good ones.

The djinni was okay, fun, I guess, I would've loved it if it could do the tiniest bit better.

[Totema1]

James without a beard...what a bizarre sight.

[JaciRaquel]

This is totally based off of The Monkeys Paw... -__-

[ianflowforever]

@JaciRaquel Only the first part.

[armegeddis]

@JaciRaquel The whole "wish going wrong" thing is a classic part of many fairy tales and folklore. :V

[dexdeldio]

Summon genie wish to touch him on the penis horrible ironic consequence he has aids.

[jakester404]

I love how he is eating the money.

[DevinTClark]

Dude, Spongebob.

[CrappyManga]

The third wish should've been "Sally comes back to me". Now she says she left her husband even though the wish was to have never left James. Still, my 2nd fav :)

[Elolzabeth]

I love you, blue Jon Brence.

[DoctorFacekick]

I wish you not to grant this wish.

[xXAjaxXx]

Is it just me, or is their living room waaaaay too clean....

[TheREALGabe]

Zach you totally need to come have a sesh with us man.

[SmoothAsButtah7]

If Zach's parents died in a plane crash, then how is James the one who killed Zach's parents?

[v1rtualguy]

@SmoothAsButtah7 the pilot was a kid and he killed it...somehow... from outside the plane...? XD

[starwarsnerd94]

@SmoothAsButtah7 He cut the brakes on the plane, and while it was landing, it smashed into a hanger and blew up, also killing several dozen kids on a field trip.

[kialuvsyoo]

Their comics are WAY better :p

[Hakudohshi]

It's funny how the genie assumed that during his thousands of years of imprisonment in a lamp, humans became an enlightened, moral, and empathic species.

[SeraphCrimson777]

@Hakudohshi You don't have to be an enlightened, moral, or especially empathic person to be better than these guys...

[DipierroProductions]

I love you guys

[Smilingiskool]

This is hilarious!!

[Valcien]

The wish is that Sally never left James. How then, did she "inexplicably leave" her "husband"?

[halofreak11111]

spoungebob squarepew

[linkgenesis]

your mother was a smurf f**ker.

[ZZKer]

You should have started eating the money.

Once again, you guys have entertained me for a good while. Well done!

[BenBasgall]

Man that genie just can't catch a break.

And who the hell, besides those two awesome guys finds a genie lamp in their couch??

[suprninja]

I love the diagram of where to kick the baby

[Otokogoroshi]

Those are Smartfood white cheddar popcorn... MY FUCKING FAVORITE!! Also this is deeply hilarious.

[zaceron]

hahaha, this cracs me up,

good job

[amandarandom89]

Wow, that was one horsecock of a final wish.

[Altimadark]

You know, if that genie was smart, the "horrible consequence" would have been the woman getting the lamp...

[PeaceyWeasey]

This is truly the best video I have ever seen on YouTube.

[silntdoogood]

This is my 1000th favorited video since I joined in 2007...I am on this site too much.

[Elolzabeth]

"FAAAMOOOOOOUS". Also, I love Mr. Brence's acting in this. It's excellent. Mr. Weiner and Mr. Ashby's acting is good stuff, too. :D

[AnimalTrash]

these videos just keep getting funnier and funnier

[ThePacificPenguin]

I keep going back to "It's blood money". It just doesn't stop being funny...him and his wiggly fingers.

[TheHiddenpurgatory]

I think Jon Brence needs to bring that character back for another film. Good stuff.

[grantorndorff]

Hey James, what does the S stand for?

[masonb2009]

nivcrt

[btnheazy03]

i, too, wish to participate in a money fight

[DHLartist]

This. is. HILARIOUS.

[banana1planet]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMUUUUUUUUUUUH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS



[therealMRDEVIL]

this shit is the best video ever since they made this video

[Terrakinetic]

@PocketFire Then mark them as spam like everyone else who wants them to go away. And thumbs down them while you're at it.

[moobface12345]

@PocketFire Flame lots of the viewers and touch him on the penis?

[bobafettlvl]

@PocketFire complain...then touch him on the penis!

[MissilesAgainstBats]

@PocketFire Say that saying "touch him on the penis" is gay, then touch him on the penis.

[RetardRage99]

these dudes are funny as hell

[Scarlet323]

This is so unrealistic- no one can watch Spongebob without singing along to the themesong :P

[PistolOfShame]

*scoff* Love? I kick babies.

[ChristoMafesto]

hahah ITS BLOOD MONEEYYYY

[MajikkaniHand]

Also, in the close up of the genie, you can see some sort of mesh under his mustache. Freaky.

[MajikkaniHand]

There were so many better ways to mess up their lives with those wishes. I mean, maybe the money was stolen.  Maybe she never left you because her corpse is under the stairs. Maybe he was famous because he was a furry porn star.

...actually, those don't sound too bad. XD

[Yaymudkip]

IT IS DÖÖÖWNH

[duo317]

Its blood money!

Looks like regular money to me.

[Deliratio]

was the first wish inspired by Wishmaster, I think the first movie?

[PistolOfShame]

@Deliratio The first wish is a common wish. Even Aladin, if I remember correctly, wished to be a wealthy (that's the keyword here) prince.

[Deliratio]

Yeah but the "evil genie fulfills your wish for a ton of money by killing your parents in a plain crash so that you get a ton of money from the life insurance " is probably taken from the first Wishmaster-movie.

[PistolOfShame]

@Deliratio You have a point. I thought you meant the wish that was made, not the way it was granted.

[fgndfsbgfsefhbtrsbgv]

I want a copy of Kickin Babies and Takin Names

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

This is actually awesome!! I love the original ideas and the plain stupidness. You guys rock :D

[roderik1990]

what? love? I kick babies.

[LocutusIsBorg]

That genie is terrible at his job.

[superlabelgirl]

Personally, I'm a fan of,

"I want a million dollars."

"...are you sure you don't you want to qualify that?"

"I want a billion dollars."

Not even qualifying the original statement. lol Plus the cutting back and forth in the "famous" bit was great. Some of these videos are quite good.

[Claubuza]

Steal Disney Aladdin's lamp. Touch him on the penis.

[vanrulzz]

grant three wishes, touch him on the penis

[Ssalamanderr]

Pretend he's the husband you inexplicably left, touch him on the penis.

[hflevack]

Weenie Association! Go!

[Ssalamanderr]

You complete me.

[hflevack]

I can't exist without you.

[daviannec]

I thought me and my friends were the only ones with a weird/dark sense of humor LOL love it guys! :)

[daviannec]

didn't say I invented it silly! :) Just was glad to see that someone was putting out things that aren't mainstream and getting a following. Yay SMBC Theater!

[SpadeHand]

MONEY FIGHT

[Vergast]

James Ashby is a great actor. Zach Weiner is pretty good too. All in all this is my favorite short to date.

[fdaen]

I know this is a stupid thing to notice but...

is by chance Sally Jeffers the mother of the little Timmy Jeffers from the SMBC Short "The Sander's Trial"?

[vtgamergirl]

i still love how he's shoving the money down his pants.

[gosims]

MONEY FIGHT!

[RyanH181]

Love? I kick babies!

[vtgamergirl]

FAAAAAAMMMOOOUUUSSSS

[DragnTrainer]

Hey, what did you use for the face paint? Anything specific? Oil-base, maybe?

[Adunarii]

I can't see why some people are complaining about the acting. It's brilliant! Also love how the piece is cut.

I could watch this over and over. My absolute favourite up until now.

[dmh3000]

Very well done for an early attempt. Loved it. How much do you guys rehearse this stuff?

[HuskyShinobiChouji]

"dude I was the one that killed your parents" XDDD I love James he's an excellent actor and totally hot *-*

[technicallyabsurd]

Wait...are Zach's parents loaded or something? Or is the billion compensation from the airliner?

[DrDarkheart]

Insurance I'm guessing

[Hjernespreng]

This genie failed at the audition for "wishmaster".

[Trebuchetify]

Is Laura Birek somehow related to Zach Weiner? the look like they could be siblings

[ExtremeSquared]

The special effects are goddamn amazing.

[vtgamergirl]

money fight!!!!

[nukeade]

"Heh. Love? I kick babies."

[Terrakinetic]

3:26 I love the look of the genie's face here.

[ImAWaffleSauce]

Jon and James are fawesome actors.

[technicallyabsurd]

"An allergic reaction causes her to die, tearful, sputtering for air in the pharmacy parking lot."

She must've REALLY wanted that Paxil.

[technicallyabsurd]

I find myself saying "It's blood money..." over and over again in my job as a cashier.

[Terrakinetic]

Do you make the "uhhoohorhohoh" sound when people say "It looks like regular money to me."

[technicallyabsurd]

Please, the "uhhoohorhohoh" sound is unnecessary. I do however get some weird looks when I wave my fingers around my face.

[darksquee]

Laura Birek Looks like Emma Stone :o

[Emhilradim]

Sure, in the same way that JP Nickel looks like Tom Cruise... A few similar traits, but ultimately they don't look alike.

[Tragoron]

This is my favorite

"A female me"

The best

[iamsmileyman]

nomnomnom money

[praguepride]

Dude, I kick babys

Right in the soft spot!

[JGK150]

It's the "sweet spot" and he didn't even mention it... just pointed to it. Way to be a SMBC fan..

[StalkyPanda]

I have to say I absolutely love these guys. I've been reading smbc-comics for quite a while and "I want a billion dollars."

[vtgamergirl]

FAAAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOUUUSSS

[ImAWaffleSauce]

I like how he wrote the book about himself, then added he has a penis.

[screamingturnip]

a small penis

[benthediceman1]

Is it bad to admit I'd probably not much care about the first consiquence? :P

[Anitube]

If you wished for a billion dollars and Zach's parents died, I don't see why would care.

[EXRazeBurn]

Everybody loves doctors but they're not famous!

XD

P.S.

FAAAMOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

[technicallyabsurd]

I love Zach's face at 2:51. I had to watch that a couple times.

[HarryisI]

Fantastic.

[pwntalive]

epic LULz

[ChocoTheMoose]

: O if you look REALLY close at 3:44, you can see the tape on the moustache : D

[jonbrence]

That's actually my skin. I am part reptilian.

[Sconz32]

lol Zach Weiner.. nice name dude.

[ManaPotions]

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[dicekar]

MONEY FIGHT!

[NaruZap]

that face!

2:51

[Thomsenc]

best.

ever.

[Fc1990]

"a female me"

LAWLLL

[Koro101]

Comic genius

[MrKn1ght]

money fight!

that part was hilarious

[613TheEvil]

Nice videos. For some reason I thought the artist of SMBC comic was a woman... Strange I know. Well now I guess I won't be confused anymore. :P Greetings from Greece.