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  • Great video.

  • AHAHAHAA funniest 14 seconds of my life. Keep that pimp hand strong Kirk.

  • epic rap battles of history

  • seriously, that has got to be the funniest thing i have seen in a minute. you couldnt have that shite in tv today, peeps would trip!!!!

  • Haha what was the context behind this scene?

  • Lol, didn't see that coming.

  • kirk knows how to handle the biddies

  • Kaptain Kerk was such a Jerk.....but I love him, anyway :o)

  • That green-haired bitch will know to have dinner ready when a man has finished his day's work of sending Klingons to hell.

    He should have kneed her in her alien crotch as well.

  • Seven people who disliked this never kissed a girl let alone hit one...

  • wow...lady gaga got owned

  • I'm a chick and for some reason that was even funny to me...

  • @legalglitz aww ={

  • @legalglitz THAT'S FUNNY TO EVERYONE!!!

  • @tattootigerchoc - I think it's b/c she reminds me of Lady GaGa and who doesn't want to punch her in the face?

  • There's something wrong here. Aren't you supposed to hit the girl, THEN kiss her?

  • This is a gentleman !

  • Way to make the best of circumstances!

  • Falcon punch moment?...

  • Epic win.

  • I think she'd have been disappointed if he didn't punch her in the face.

  • I love the change in the music.

    oooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooo­oooooooooooooo

    *punch*

    DUN DUN!

  • Wow, what a guy! I learned something from him today. Thank you Captain Kirk for your wisdom!

    - Saxman, a true American legend on YouTube

  • lol

  • cant see the punch BECAUSE YOUTUBE HIDE IT OUT TO SHOW ME OTHER VIDEOS!

  • LOL! That was so unexpected!!!!!!

  • Lmfao. Pwnd!

  • @gio36roks :(

  • @gio36roks downer

  • Even sporting a shock collar ol' Jim Boy gits 'er done. Yeah he smacked her, but you'll notice at the end of the show when she's looking into the stars and saying her good-byes that she sheds a tear. William Shatner. The greatest actor of all time. End of discussion.

  • Yeah...she's really gonna kiss him when he's wearing the same dress she is? (exept it's black)

  • Captain kirk on a date

    Kirk: *walks woman to her front door*

    Woman: I liked tonight

    Kirk: So did I. *kisses woman then pulls away and punches her in the face*

    Woman: *out cold*

    Kirk: See you in the morning.

  • Where's yo bitches at , Captain?

  • that was amazingly hilarious

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha love the punch lol not that i suggest that is a great thing...maybe my ex lol

  • The music makes it even funnier. It goes from sweet and serene to startling.

  • holy shit didn't see that one coming lol

  • Guess they'll be no 2nd date. LOL!

  • is he wearing a bra? wtf?

  • He's just soo smooth......I like what he's wearing!

  • this is how you treat a women, slap and then say get back into the kitchen and make me sanvich om nom nom

  • ...XD! I remember that episode but I dont remember him punching her! XD!!....XD!!!...its so sudden...I cant get over it. ROFL!

  • LAWL!

  • you not showing the whole thing makes him look bad. but it's alright people, after he hits her he says he's sorry!

  • Wasn't expecting THAT that's for damn sure. XD Oh Kirk my how you make the ladies feel...pain?

  • LOL!!

  • Holy shit that was unbelievable.

  • Kirk dosen't discriminate - he punch everyone in the face and lives to tell the tale.

  • What's the bitch doing outside the kitchen?

  • LOL

  • This pips Cary Grant's bitchslap in 'To Catch a Thief'

  • I never laughed so hard in my life and I can't stop...HELP!!!!!!!

  • falcon punch !

  • Fatality! xD

  • "Bitch better have my money"

  • FALCON ...

  • LMFAO

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  • maa

  • I find nowadays a bitch slap works a lot better.....

  • Baller, why don't more people do that nowadays....

  • Flawless victory?

  • damnit kirk u suave bastard... you do make me laugh

  • Yep. That's the only way to do it in space.

  • Yep that's the shatner i know.

  • HADUKEN !!

  • SHORYUKEN! LoL xD

  • Lol!

  • LOL

  • Kirk PUNCH!!!!

  • Bitch slap...the gentleman´s way.

  • sexy makeout but what a girly punch

  • Anyone know the name of this episode?

  • The Gamesters of Triskelion

  • Hey thanks! :D

  • HE HITS LIKE A BITCH

  • Whats the big deal?

    He didnt even wind up

    Thats exactly how you treat a woman

  • MAKE ME A SANDWICH! NAO!

  • @brokoli surely "Replicate me a sandwich"?

  • @brokoli NAO!!!! are you kidding me with the thumbs up !!!! NAO, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

  • NICE

  • Now that's a REAL man.

  • Annnnnnnnnnd...........POW right in the kisser!!

  • FUCKING LOOOOOOOL

  • That was so great! I didn't see it coming and neither did she XD

  • LOL

    I love James T Kirk!!!!

  • Now that's how you treat a broad. Get what you need from her and then, POW!, cold cock her ass. Then get her to make you a hoagie sandwhich and get you a beer when she wakes up.

  • haha that was great i wasnt expecting that at all

  • hahahahahaha hahaa hah  oh man oh man oh man

  • Nice way to cap-off a make-out session.

    Kirk's the MAN!

  • LMAO! that fucking came outta nowhere!

  • grappig i hou van star trek

  • Kirk's pimp hand was way strong.

  • why is kirk wearing a bra?

  • for support

  • "NOW GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!"

  • Huoraa turpaan, mjötööh?!

  • wh... WHAT?

    I'd like to take you out and treat you like a lady -- the way Captain Kirk would of course.

  • Pimp slap

  • I laughed more at your comment than the actual video. Nice!

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahahahaha

    I didn't expect that. God, that was soooo damn funny

  • dat's gangsta

  • LMFAO!!!

  • brilliant without context is so funny!

  • PWNED!!!

    lol! empic makeoutwith epic punchline..classic

  • Owned! :D

    hilarious

  • I could watch this a hundred times and it would never stop being funny.

  • LOL!!!!!

  • I'd have to say that Captain Kirk didn't know his own strength back in the days. Perhaps he was under the illusion of grace and lacking. Poor Captain what a mind that lost his mind.

  • "Captain Kirk will fuck anybody ... remember that episode where he fucked that green bitch ... you gotta be a horny motherfucker to fuck a green bitch ... I mean, I ain't no racist but if the bitch is green there's something wrong with the pussy."

    - Eddie Murphy, 'Delirious'

  • LOL! That one was gold, I remember.

  • and when she's down, kick her cunt in

  • James Tiberius Kirk runs this bitch

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  • Oh, so THAT's what I've been doing wrong! I need to hit her AFTER I kiss her.

  • dude, that literally made me laugh.

  • oh my gosh, I totally forgot about this! I was surprised too by how clever and funny and comment was

  • @ScottPlusThis well, i punch her first, makes it all that easier getting in her pants

  • Hahhaahhahahahahahaha rofl rofl lololol mao mao dontan dontan

  • rofl?

  • I want a Thrall too!!

  • It's hard out here for a pimp... isn't it, Captain?

  • keep your pimp hand strong captain.

  • why do men insistist on hitting women?

  • Because its ALWAYS funny!

  • He's a man? shit news to me,

  • lol

  • More of a man than you'll ever be!!!

    ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

  • Try as you might, you'll never EVER know ;D

  • Ah you are so conceited! Everything is a come one with you! ;)

  • I just call it like I see it tuts ;)

  • There you go again with the "gray" coloured glasses of yours!

  • Let it go honey, you're embarrassing yourself ;)

  • Cant take it huh? Fair nuff.

  • See my previous comment.

  • minnow

  • Ha ha classic! No wait: "wah wah, why do you resort to name calling"?

  • Sometimes its just warranted. Like Now!!! Minnow.

  • :) That'll do little pig, that'll do...

  • Ohhhh HARSH!!!! You'll get yours.

  • You two need to get a room

  • :) kinda hijacked this clip, sorry about that .

  • Looks like he was trying to eat her face! SWEET!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • steak was cold

  • More tongue!

  • choose ur bf well gals!:P

  • aaaahahaha he hit her lol hahaha

  • captain kirk never loved a ho...

  • Fucking respect.

    *bows*

  • I just have one thing to say: XD

  • It's like he read my mind!

  • That fucking ROCKS!

  • OMG!!! I didn't know that was coming. That was great.

  • Fergal Hunter is a cunt

  • Awooga etc

  • he could stroke a little bit harder...

  • now THATS how a perfect date goes

  • the look on her face and the sudden change of music make this clip a real winner!

  • LMAO

  • How long do you think it'll be before some bleeding heart femiNazi bitches about this video?

  • that was kinda funny! I LIKED THE HIT AT THE END!

  • kinda? it's a complete guide on how to treat women you asstard!

  • was that guy wearing a bra?

  • was that guy? Thats Captain 'Mother fuckin' Kirk. Address him properly.

  • She deserved it.

  • lmfao

  • this is the best video of all time hahaha

  • This is why he will always be My Captain.

  • That bitch tried to slip me some alien tongue.........

  • His pimp hand is strong!

  • hahaha

  • I'd hit that.

  • she had it coming

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