Even sporting a shock collar ol' Jim Boy gits 'er done. Yeah he smacked her, but you'll notice at the end of the show when she's looking into the stars and saying her good-byes that she sheds a tear. William Shatner. The greatest actor of all time. End of discussion.
Now that's how you treat a broad. Get what you need from her and then, POW!, cold cock her ass. Then get her to make you a hoagie sandwhich and get you a beer when she wakes up.
I'd have to say that Captain Kirk didn't know his own strength back in the days. Perhaps he was under the illusion of grace and lacking. Poor Captain what a mind that lost his mind.
"Captain Kirk will fuck anybody ... remember that episode where he fucked that green bitch ... you gotta be a horny motherfucker to fuck a green bitch ... I mean, I ain't no racist but if the bitch is green there's something wrong with the pussy."
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That's what you get when you get out the kitchen, women.
ISHYGDDTrly 1 month ago
Great video.
Cococrash11 3 months ago
AHAHAHAA funniest 14 seconds of my life. Keep that pimp hand strong Kirk.
metalmaster4686 3 months ago
epic rap battles of history
thehellrazer 3 months ago
seriously, that has got to be the funniest thing i have seen in a minute. you couldnt have that shite in tv today, peeps would trip!!!!
superdiptera 4 months ago
Haha what was the context behind this scene?
Eelanej 5 months ago
Lol, didn't see that coming.
Anophis 6 months ago
kirk knows how to handle the biddies
omegaXjammur 6 months ago
Kaptain Kerk was such a Jerk.....but I love him, anyway :o)
jamieblond1 7 months ago
That green-haired bitch will know to have dinner ready when a man has finished his day's work of sending Klingons to hell.
He should have kneed her in her alien crotch as well.
TiminPhoenix 7 months ago 2
Seven people who disliked this never kissed a girl let alone hit one...
SignGuyDino 9 months ago
wow...lady gaga got owned
TristanMachuwano1998 10 months ago 23
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lady gaga got owned
TristanMachuwano1998 10 months ago
I'm a chick and for some reason that was even funny to me...
legalglitz 10 months ago
@legalglitz aww ={
TristanMachuwano1998 10 months ago
@legalglitz THAT'S FUNNY TO EVERYONE!!!
tattootigerchoc 9 months ago
@tattootigerchoc - I think it's b/c she reminds me of Lady GaGa and who doesn't want to punch her in the face?
legalglitz 9 months ago
There's something wrong here. Aren't you supposed to hit the girl, THEN kiss her?
imtheonlysane1here 1 year ago
This is a gentleman !
ihadadreamcrazydream 1 year ago
Way to make the best of circumstances!
DrWhateverr 1 year ago
Falcon punch moment?...
TobbzSC 1 year ago
Epic win.
SignGuyDino 1 year ago
I think she'd have been disappointed if he didn't punch her in the face.
mrmartinmartin 1 year ago
I love the change in the music.
oooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooo
*punch*
DUN DUN!
RolinTW 1 year ago 4
Wow, what a guy! I learned something from him today. Thank you Captain Kirk for your wisdom!
- Saxman, a true American legend on YouTube
saxman727 1 year ago 3
lol
alekillerqueen 1 year ago
cant see the punch BECAUSE YOUTUBE HIDE IT OUT TO SHOW ME OTHER VIDEOS!
RiMKO 1 year ago
LOL! That was so unexpected!!!!!!
Thuglife1000 1 year ago
Lmfao. Pwnd!
DarkChild1342 1 year ago
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gio36roks 1 year ago
@gio36roks :(
spaaske 1 year ago 12
@gio36roks downer
polkadot1313 1 year ago
Even sporting a shock collar ol' Jim Boy gits 'er done. Yeah he smacked her, but you'll notice at the end of the show when she's looking into the stars and saying her good-byes that she sheds a tear. William Shatner. The greatest actor of all time. End of discussion.
AceOfHeart2012 1 year ago
Yeah...she's really gonna kiss him when he's wearing the same dress she is? (exept it's black)
NekoChanSenpai 1 year ago
Captain kirk on a date
Kirk: *walks woman to her front door*
Woman: I liked tonight
Kirk: So did I. *kisses woman then pulls away and punches her in the face*
Woman: *out cold*
Kirk: See you in the morning.
MercCaptCheese 1 year ago 2
@MercCaptCheese lol
Rabbitsizcute 1 year ago
Where's yo bitches at , Captain?
WTAWWR08 1 year ago
that was amazingly hilarious
JGR512 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha love the punch lol not that i suggest that is a great thing...maybe my ex lol
zerolimits456 1 year ago
The music makes it even funnier. It goes from sweet and serene to startling.
Cerebralcinema 1 year ago
holy shit didn't see that one coming lol
purseus 1 year ago
Guess they'll be no 2nd date. LOL!
louthebody 1 year ago
is he wearing a bra? wtf?
yoootooobeee 1 year ago
He's just soo smooth......I like what he's wearing!
BowtieXX33 1 year ago
this is how you treat a women, slap and then say get back into the kitchen and make me sanvich om nom nom
totalgamerz 1 year ago
...XD! I remember that episode but I dont remember him punching her! XD!!....XD!!!...its so sudden...I cant get over it. ROFL!
1Sandwitch1 1 year ago 2
LAWL!
Elfinesmom 1 year ago 3
you not showing the whole thing makes him look bad. but it's alright people, after he hits her he says he's sorry!
9Robin1 1 year ago
Wasn't expecting THAT that's for damn sure. XD Oh Kirk my how you make the ladies feel...pain?
RocheanSkywalker 1 year ago
LOL!!
catfacecathead 1 year ago 2
Holy shit that was unbelievable.
tayjrich 2 years ago 2
Kirk dosen't discriminate - he punch everyone in the face and lives to tell the tale.
CMBrannstrom 2 years ago 3
What's the bitch doing outside the kitchen?
cultsphere 2 years ago
LOL
skipplet 2 years ago 2
This pips Cary Grant's bitchslap in 'To Catch a Thief'
androc75 2 years ago
I never laughed so hard in my life and I can't stop...HELP!!!!!!!
Rollo7 2 years ago 6
falcon punch !
jujurawks 2 years ago 3
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Z3pp371n 2 years ago
Fatality! xD
NCISHouseHPPotCfan 2 years ago
"Bitch better have my money"
blackhitman12 2 years ago
FALCON ...
BreadMPH 2 years ago 4
LMFAO
SpaceNTime77 2 years ago
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shadowchief12 2 years ago
maa
ivanmasflow 2 years ago
I find nowadays a bitch slap works a lot better.....
hornplayer69 2 years ago 2
Baller, why don't more people do that nowadays....
Devoe623 2 years ago
Flawless victory?
MultiDude999 2 years ago 6
damnit kirk u suave bastard... you do make me laugh
Jezz84 2 years ago
Yep. That's the only way to do it in space.
opmdevil 2 years ago
Yep that's the shatner i know.
slayer66616 2 years ago
HADUKEN !!
bboypsyklone 2 years ago
SHORYUKEN! LoL xD
PsychoticLuke 2 years ago 5
Lol!
Tasya89 2 years ago
LOL
haemoglobin 2 years ago
Kirk PUNCH!!!!
Knightmare3000 2 years ago 5
Bitch slap...the gentleman´s way.
Springmaus2007 2 years ago 4
sexy makeout but what a girly punch
RC92898 2 years ago
Anyone know the name of this episode?
WallEveLove 2 years ago
The Gamesters of Triskelion
Emi101 2 years ago 6
Hey thanks! :D
WallEveLove 2 years ago
HE HITS LIKE A BITCH
lk90jn65 2 years ago
Whats the big deal?
He didnt even wind up
Thats exactly how you treat a woman
SWEP1TPMa1999 2 years ago
MAKE ME A SANDWICH! NAO!
brokoli 2 years ago 34
@brokoli surely "Replicate me a sandwich"?
Sanctum90 11 months ago
@brokoli NAO!!!! are you kidding me with the thumbs up !!!! NAO, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
shakalakabaka 7 months ago
NICE
Bohiman 2 years ago
Now that's a REAL man.
Aro2220 2 years ago 4
Annnnnnnnnnd...........POW right in the kisser!!
XWhatTheDeuceX 2 years ago 9
FUCKING LOOOOOOOL
malkavian1161 2 years ago 2
That was so great! I didn't see it coming and neither did she XD
Myself246 2 years ago 6
LOL
I love James T Kirk!!!!
ddeem70 2 years ago 3
Now that's how you treat a broad. Get what you need from her and then, POW!, cold cock her ass. Then get her to make you a hoagie sandwhich and get you a beer when she wakes up.
chicago618 2 years ago
haha that was great i wasnt expecting that at all
robo141x 2 years ago 2
hahahahahaha hahaa hah oh man oh man oh man
LLCoolPass 2 years ago
Nice way to cap-off a make-out session.
Kirk's the MAN!
ChrisIIIcube 2 years ago 4
LMAO! that fucking came outta nowhere!
HipHopJun 2 years ago 6
grappig i hou van star trek
cocacolacompany1 2 years ago
Kirk's pimp hand was way strong.
RadiantSilverlighter 2 years ago 5
why is kirk wearing a bra?
BorgHub 2 years ago 4
for support
hanoc101 2 years ago
"NOW GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!"
EnterpriseKnight 2 years ago 53
Huoraa turpaan, mjötööh?!
vesselinho 2 years ago
wh... WHAT?
I'd like to take you out and treat you like a lady -- the way Captain Kirk would of course.
spaaske 2 years ago 5
Pimp slap
Zeta230 2 years ago 11
I laughed more at your comment than the actual video. Nice!
Shantysailor 2 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
ClaudLeon 2 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Aro2220 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha
I didn't expect that. God, that was soooo damn funny
msinvincible2000 2 years ago
dat's gangsta
MisterHugePeen 2 years ago 3
LMFAO!!!
moniKaPolka 2 years ago
brilliant without context is so funny!
robertchen108 2 years ago 2
PWNED!!!
lol! empic makeoutwith epic punchline..classic
perrywinkle24 2 years ago
Owned! :D
hilarious
davidpickstock 3 years ago 2
I could watch this a hundred times and it would never stop being funny.
PvtGermanWagz 3 years ago 13
LOL!!!!!
famzyxxx 3 years ago
I'd have to say that Captain Kirk didn't know his own strength back in the days. Perhaps he was under the illusion of grace and lacking. Poor Captain what a mind that lost his mind.
maninwhitedress 3 years ago
"Captain Kirk will fuck anybody ... remember that episode where he fucked that green bitch ... you gotta be a horny motherfucker to fuck a green bitch ... I mean, I ain't no racist but if the bitch is green there's something wrong with the pussy."
- Eddie Murphy, 'Delirious'
Jaymoe21 3 years ago 9
LOL! That one was gold, I remember.
grumpytosnowwhite 3 years ago
and when she's down, kick her cunt in
dubzy81 3 years ago
James Tiberius Kirk runs this bitch
videoalafiend 3 years ago 4
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Victorinox126 3 years ago
Oh, so THAT's what I've been doing wrong! I need to hit her AFTER I kiss her.
ScottPlusThis 3 years ago 36
dude, that literally made me laugh.
BrilIiance 3 years ago 2
oh my gosh, I totally forgot about this! I was surprised too by how clever and funny and comment was
ScottPlusThis 3 years ago
@ScottPlusThis well, i punch her first, makes it all that easier getting in her pants
HerrKryo 1 year ago
Hahhaahhahahahahahaha rofl rofl lololol mao mao dontan dontan
dewdebest 3 years ago
rofl?
RyaZila24 3 years ago
I want a Thrall too!!
XMIR10B 3 years ago
It's hard out here for a pimp... isn't it, Captain?
rexlatino 3 years ago
keep your pimp hand strong captain.
lickmylmb 3 years ago 4
why do men insistist on hitting women?
Darkchicarose 3 years ago
Because its ALWAYS funny!
Skinfull75 3 years ago
He's a man? shit news to me,
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
lol
Darkchicarose 3 years ago
More of a man than you'll ever be!!!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
Skinfull75 3 years ago
Try as you might, you'll never EVER know ;D
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
Ah you are so conceited! Everything is a come one with you! ;)
Skinfull75 3 years ago
I just call it like I see it tuts ;)
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
There you go again with the "gray" coloured glasses of yours!
Skinfull75 3 years ago
Let it go honey, you're embarrassing yourself ;)
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
Cant take it huh? Fair nuff.
Skinfull75 3 years ago
See my previous comment.
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
minnow
Skinfull75 3 years ago
Ha ha classic! No wait: "wah wah, why do you resort to name calling"?
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
Sometimes its just warranted. Like Now!!! Minnow.
Skinfull75 3 years ago
:) That'll do little pig, that'll do...
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
Ohhhh HARSH!!!! You'll get yours.
Skinfull75 3 years ago
You two need to get a room
bekreative 3 years ago
:) kinda hijacked this clip, sorry about that .
fireflyfan1 3 years ago
Looks like he was trying to eat her face! SWEET!
trekkydick 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL
heckald 3 years ago
steak was cold
rawelkij 3 years ago 2
More tongue!
frogspore 3 years ago
choose ur bf well gals!:P
khushanand 3 years ago
aaaahahaha he hit her lol hahaha
Ienjoyinlife 3 years ago
captain kirk never loved a ho...
doucheberry 3 years ago
Fucking respect.
*bows*
MisterWhat 3 years ago
I just have one thing to say: XD
Meskarune 3 years ago
It's like he read my mind!
kevayreski 3 years ago 3
That fucking ROCKS!
Vortex42 3 years ago 2
OMG!!! I didn't know that was coming. That was great.
zephyrtube 3 years ago 3
Fergal Hunter is a cunt
lenny2006 3 years ago
Awooga etc
CefnGlas 3 years ago
he could stroke a little bit harder...
dewnn 3 years ago
now THATS how a perfect date goes
HerrKryo 3 years ago 2
the look on her face and the sudden change of music make this clip a real winner!
turbozed 3 years ago 6
LMAO
Gemmer 3 years ago 3
How long do you think it'll be before some bleeding heart femiNazi bitches about this video?
dudemanbearpig 3 years ago
that was kinda funny! I LIKED THE HIT AT THE END!
duxfly123 3 years ago 3
kinda? it's a complete guide on how to treat women you asstard!
spaaske 3 years ago
was that guy wearing a bra?
bitesizebob 3 years ago 3
was that guy? Thats Captain 'Mother fuckin' Kirk. Address him properly.
NuPoet 3 years ago 2
She deserved it.
BTL256 3 years ago
lmfao
corpsegrinderfisher 3 years ago
this is the best video of all time hahaha
crusherkgb 3 years ago 3
This is why he will always be My Captain.
darkslurpee 3 years ago 5
That bitch tried to slip me some alien tongue.........
charliedontsurf73 3 years ago 2
His pimp hand is strong!
WetWorx 3 years ago 8
hahaha
KittyMeow202 3 years ago
I'd hit that.
sevier3000 4 years ago 5
she had it coming
schermutseling 4 years ago 4