LETTER TO FUTURE DAN

[DementedDogStudios3]

sorry to break it to ya, but according to your video "tea time" you are a republican now FAIL

[aaaaaaaaooooooo]

Hi, Dan. It's me, you, Dan, myself. In the future, they invented a mail system that lets you write to yourself in the past. But I'm posing as a YouTube user so as not to confuse the authorities.

They found out that Sea Water is curative and is beneficial for longevity! Who would have guessed. Oh, and you didn't die in 10 years, congrads. But now I have this medical condition... If only I drank more Sea Water...!

[tehfrog]

the sea is filed with oil.

[Gtrfrk7]

seawater is full of oil :D

[eduardog3000]

"I hope your not dead, homeless, paralyzed, or a republican." LOL ROTFL IMMD

[wantstobe]

Past dan sure didn't forsee the FSM.

[jjjd12346]

my letter would be : if you like what your seeing if im putting you in the state of awe create a youtube account then another one then subscribe to i/you/me click the newly red button it would really really really mean something!

[Boodrowski53]

i hope your not a rebuplican, lol now he is he believes sarah palin is jesus

[2ndOptiquest1287]

I hope your not a republican that WORSHIPS THE FLYING SPAGETTHI MONSTER AND SARAH PALIN oh wait YOU ARE!

[Fluffymiyster]

I actually wrote one too, but only dated it for five years from now. Woow...I didn't know I had so many questions I had to ask! Like will I have fallen in love by then? Will I still own my current dog? Will I still have the same college major? Where do I live now? I even mentioned you Dan. I asked if you'd still be making videos and if I'd still be following you, ^_^ I also asked if I'd finally come out of my shy shell...and learned to DRIVE!! xD! Wow, this is going to be fun to read...

[blithelise]

Reason #1 I Like Dan: To him, being dead, homeless, paralyzed, and Republican are either equally or similarly terrifying.

[alabangma]

what are phat beats?

[dragonman0000001]

I set my future letter to send on December 22nd, 2012. Here is the full text:

If you're reading this, end of the world fail.

[airblade124]

this iw what i would write to myself..

''yeerrmm .. hey there iam u 10 years ago.. how was life til now dude?? I know u wont reply to me but just answer these questions in ur head cause iam u and i sended myself a messgae which is suppoed to end up'' FFUKK THISSS.. THISS IS COONNFFUUSSINNGG!!!!

[CaptainAri324]

see water is nasty shit lol

[super1commenter]

futureme does not work for me

[RanDumLyCraZy]

oh thats to bad

[traceurValtR]

XD LOLOLLOLLOL hilarious dan

[jdfan1989]

Uhm I'm going to Wayne this coming fall for my 3rd year of college!

[hisclmuscl]

1:49 Episode of " Peeing in the bathroom"

[CanisLupus1987]

I hope you're not a Republican LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OMG THAT MADE MY DAY lol

[BartMan444]

DUDE ur in nebraska!? no f***ing way! i live in lincoln nebraska! thats sweet man :D

[airblade124]

why learn japanese? iam gonna learn japanese cause japan is my ''future'' country.. lool.. IAM being serious!!!

[iheartpotatoesx]

"i hope you're not dead, paralyzed or republican" lmaooo

[NINja0pyRATE]

my message would be :

did you find the T.V remote yet?

[aWierdo]

Dear me.

Go make a grilled cheese sandwich (if cheese still exists), you deserved it.

[Amiryfey]

how will you know you'll still have the same email

[dev2000]

Wow this was in march 2009?

it makes me realize how long i've been stal.... watching you on youtube

[Ke144]

Dear FutureMe,

The point of this letter is to give advice to you. There is no reason to die next year. You, have a lot to live for, a caring family, love, and friends. Some people do not have these things.

To remind you, there was an earthquake of magnitude 7 I believe in Haiti or some place like that... I'm trying to find a good auto-tune program, and I still love counter-strike. Maybe you will see something or go somewhere interesting.

[Ke144]

I am currently 13 and it has been 8 days since our birthday. I just watched Dan Brown's Future Me video at approx 2:30 AM, right now. I should have went to bed but because of my laziness to exist, I shall not.

-Love Yourself

[sypher0316]

i like Dan's house better

[parkourmaniac87]

dear me, is there a time machine yet? if not,fuck u

[freakforfish]

@parkourmaniac87 That wasn't even funny,

[xLindsey777MCRx]

Actually it was.

[freakforfish]

Well probably because you're a gay ass insecure sappy emo piece of shit.

[nostalgicnineties]

"dead, homeless, paralyzed or a republican"

I cannot believe it.

[CameronLeeCrowhurst]

thats it for now, send another one of these to your/myself for when im 30.

From the past cameron

[CameronLeeCrowhurst]

Dear FutureMe, I probably forgot about this by now but anyway, I'm you from the past! Hello future cameron. Happy 18th birthday. I hope you still have the same e-mail address. Todays date is 22/12/2006. Byron is 11, mum is 42, dad is same as mum, we are getting a nintendo wii for xmas. Right at this very moment I am playing linerider on the good old PC (You probably have linerider 7 out now.... actually i think linerider won't be a very big success)...

[CameronLeeCrowhurst]

OMG DAN!! I did this when I was 16 and I only just remembered. I sent it to myself for when I turn 18, which was 2 months ago. I logged into my old e-mail address, searched FutureMe (I had 3500 unread messages, all spam. Well maybe not all but I'm not gonn read through them all to find out) Anyway, I'll post what the message said in the next comment...

[YourSilentWhisper]

wow thanks for telling us about that site its a cool idea :D

[caitiebaby94]

or a Republican... oh my gosh that was hilarious.

[dexmex39]

dont rape someone

[MrNacirema]

But you have done a video while driving...

[Death8ball]

lol saltwater.

[PETEHARLEY95]

i just went and sent me an email on future me lol

[sjujake]

"or a Republican." hahaha.

I love you. :D

[ThePhiltastic]

You did a video while driving It's called "a day in the life"

[Littledude514]

I hope that website does't use your email against you!

[Vvava3]

hahaha....or a republican. :)

[possiblelozer]

I'd tell myself to not mess my current relationship up.

I'm with the perfect person who'd benefit me the most in the future and I wanna make sure i make it that far!

[NikeCokeCola]

This might sound slightly stupid but whats a republican?

[possiblelozer]

wow google is your friend dude...

It's a political party youngster.

[teamfrankenberry]

it's a political party there is a ton of them but the major partys in america are the democrats and republican

[abraham12717]

AWESOME

[icarlyisthebest]

I'd probably tell myself that I'll make a time machine and go forward in time to slap myself many times in the face if I don't publish a book by then.

[florynro4]

behind this ignorant mask i think you are a realy smart guy, above averange. i really admire you at some point. you are the kind of character which if wanted, could inspire people, especially teens.

[theshrimp13]

my whole family used to be!:)

[theshrimp13]

dan whats wrong with republicans???

[hugsinalunchbox]

only i can change the past and you can change the future..get it? ;P

[testify4money]

i hope your not dead paralized or a republican too

[BrokenSunLostMoon]

"I am me are you is I?" fucking hilarious!!!

[andrew12336]

dude i live in lincoln nebraska!!

[ruleboy527]

Freakin lucky!

[deadmonkey62]

you said shit=O

[maskedvictim0x]

Hello me,If you way more than 150 in ten years.Go to the gym and/or kill yourself.Because if you don't you can change it as an old person.YOU'LL BE FAT FOREVER!!And always remember that your favorite book is,"The Lightning Thief." And lastly Your are da shiznit.If you arent right now.Then go die.BYE ME! :DDD

[zachy3621]

you want yourself to kill you? what are you an idiot

[hydekins2]

I could swear to god at 3:06 or so he says "You know ive tried pot"

[2terence2jones]

maybe it was something to do with a tripod.

[tcoolatos94]

Yeah 3:09

[Bandboy68]

Dear me, Good job on getting this far and still being alive and having internet connectivity. Remember the 2008 elections? Crazy shit am i right? anyway just remember that you/i are awesome and Slumdog Millionaire is the best movie ever. Oh and how is Hannah Montana doing? If good go fix that problem right now!!!

Bye : )

[kleeskies]

lol thats awsome

[oisu812]

one thing i would ask 1st is " do you have some weed"

cant wait on the answer=)

[wandrew9]

(part 2 of comment) dear futureme hi me i am you you are me we are both the same person well im writing to you from the past isint that exiting?? well i sent this to you 2 days ago so im 2 days older and im 2 days smarter so i know my life story...PIE so if you wanna talk to be go to this website and write to me because then ill be in the future and you wont HA no no no im sorry me

[wandrew9]

I WAS ON THAT WEBSITE i cant wait to see my past me im gettung my message TOMMORROW!!! cant wait to see myself

[ArtiEnergy]

please make a rubik's cube video ...I missed your rubik's cube videos !!

[ATBRubiks]

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[shinokiba]

To Shinokiba, dont eat robitic monkeys, you will get a hole in ur stomect anf die.

[mannysipo]

my dad heard about the sea water pasing by and believed it ahahaha

nice man

[ilklr]

"...or a Republican."  LOL, that's some funny shit.

[zak9456]

IM STILL LAUGHING FROM THIS SHIT!!!

[ForzaSHGH]

Dear Future Me ,

Use a Condom

[waterski727]

My freshman year one my teachers got me to write a letter to myself and she would send it after I graduate. I'll get it in June and I'm curious because I really don't remember what I wrote...

[Xeonsteel08]

lol if she even remembers rotfl

[SaphPunk]

Dear FutureMe,

#You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, cos if they don't dance and if they don't dance', then they ain't no friends of mine.# SAFETY DANCE

From PastMe.

P.S. Hope all my plans (for world domination) worked out.  See-ya Me

[brokenhinata]

In 5th grade we wrote letters to our selves that we had to hide until we graduate from highschool. I'm starting highschool next year woooo I still remember what I sad haha little kid stuff.

[loftlofty]

I sent a letter to myself on my birthday.

[jasonhallsjr]

did i hear that right, at the end of the vid he called his friend "tri-pod"...does that mean wut i think it means, that he's for lack of a better term..."BLESSED" lol..

[paperacid]

Mrow.

[ingoole100]

dear,me

well i already know what im gunna be when i grow up ,im gunna be a crazy man well if ur asking how i knew is because well im the one writing a letter to myself and i dont think u can get much more crazy then that so write me back to continue our crazy ways but if i dont email myself back then atleast i know ill be dead or to poor to aford a computor

[xXxLisha22xXx]

Dear FutureMe,

Whats up?? wow hi! I can't believe that writing this to myself now i'll see it like in a few years damn.....

Wow yeah you'll receive this on this spicific date cause you have to dig the time capsole up with jell and annmarie!!

LOL

[Googlegirl592]

Dear FutureMe,

I wonder if you really wll ever recieve this message considering this email address is already 4 yars old and you will probably have a newemailaddress, and if you don't alredy plese get a new one. well I just wanted to wish you a happy bday. I bet you is some kind of techer. I hope that you went to collge on the money you have been fortunate enough to recieve from you Youtube imfamousy. Good luck, and be sure to send another email to future you.

LOVE, ME/YOURSELF

[weirdspirit2001]

Thanks! I'm now about to email my future me so I'm really excited about what it is gonna be cause I always got freak out when knowing anything about my future, so it'll be like being really close to my future even when it doesn't make sense.. anyway.. I think ready. Have a nice day man.

P.S: I'm glad you werent the driver.

[zacktallen1939]

you seem high

[muriaal]

I'm glad I found this today of all days. I'm going to send an email to myself on my birthday, wishing myself a happy birthday. =)

[StraightEdgeHippie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[wdm2112]

the end was awesome

[lysolmax]

lol... tell ur friend not to v-log while driving, thats where he does it all the time :p

[gwilli24]

Hang in there if it's worth it

[FizikzNotPhorce]

I asked myself to stop smoking as much pot, or maybe more depending on how much i'll smoke in the future, oh and to quit my crappy job, or keep it if it's good. My letter made my future self think my current/past self is a moron

[missychino]

i LOVE your videos. you're funny but yet so smart. awesome video- as always...

[pakrphan725]

So would you rather be dead or republican?

[StraightEdgeHippie]

I'd be near death, homeless, AND paralyzed before I'D be republican.

[GrumpySnocone]

Totally

[Chameleam]

maybe i'll end up marrying dan. i'll be Mrs. Chamelea Brown. yeah, that sounds good :)

[Travest1982]

nice vid,

[Umbreon646]

dnt call me dum, but 2 questions

1.) do you say 'im not gonna lie' often?

2.) do u play pokemon.

u sound like sum1, just askin

[apesoup]

lol... wrote a letter to my future self about 8 years ago. it's on a 3.5 floppy lol

[Shuffleboy34]

yay im the 1300 rater

[CheerFreak27Love]

hah i hope your not a republican...that one just cracked me up(:

[lorid7790]

Ay, I could tell you were a liberal. ;]

[sumbitch01]

i apologized to myself for fucking myself over.

[onlyJohnPaul]

I sent "Don't think banana's" =D but i forgot when but i kno in a couple of years lol

[Dekoomer]

year 2013 if am still alive

[Ulmontor]

i wrote a letter and it's a list of things that i want to change on me till 2012 D:

[zayn7]

remember, kids, SAY NO TO SEAWATER

[zayn7]

cool! i sent 2. :)

one like yours to 5 yrs l8er and one saying happy birthday sent to my next birthday

[ehmygawdshow]

you are wierd.

[xxxdatxxx]

you can buy video...

[loser078]

the fact that you saved a copy of the letter kind of ruins it, because the whole point of the future me thing is that you won't know what you wrote yourself, but this way you'll be able to check back, say, 2 years from now. or 8 years from now and still see what you wrote...

[xxxxzzzzxzxzxxx]

yes wooooohw, not republican, haha stay that way

[psnfreak]

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[psnfreak]

I made a letter to myself, and it's a list of what to do when i turn 18.

[zifferinolpm]

Republican??? Really???? That's the advice your giving yourself in the future? Ah to be in my 20s again and know everything!

[DavMatJac]

I made a letter to myself and set it for my birthday 2019. Its called I hope I've changed. Its list of all things I hope to change about myself.

[tennisrules413]

cool video!

[fudgehater]

wow... thanks for introducing this site... hehe

[BMWxM3xGTR]

Say no to sea water kids

[E3BlSH0P]

Dear me in the future,

ten years ago you had no life and decided to write a letter to yourself. I hope you've changed

[Psycholosity]

I sent my self a birthday card

this is what I said:

Dear FutureMe, this is past you, I want me we fuck it, you to have the best damn birthday ever. You might not remember me, I'm James or past James fuck it, I'm you so have a happy fucking birthday, you little prick!

[Psycholosity]

That was the first time I've heard you say, "Shit."

[PandaLord74]

is the button really orange? i think its yellow-ish

[chinchillaandbeans]

Dag nab it! More democratic comedians! How is this possible!

[LaaFreshHP]

orrr REPUBLICAN!! muahaha i love you dan brown :D

[VkyleV]

Am i colourblind or is the subscribe button yellow not orange?

[kiddypop]

He cant say "subscribe to him and click the YELLOW button." It sounds awkward :P Either that or he's the one who is colorblind...that would explain a lot...

[zqyiomgsa]

I was confused what to call myself in the future too so my name is Zach so I called myself FZach =p.

[robyoungrob]

great idea, thanks dan

[monkeyninja27]

dan, in the future i hope ur still alive, stil have a home and still a dude.

=D

[Stollentroll32]

is there music in the background?

[MedaX]

lol --"i hope you're not dead, homeless, paralyzed or republican" XD

[crazyyella]

what if there is a political realignment between now and then...when democrats become conservative and republicans become liberal??? it happened before. hmmm...

[gvprinceof06]

i was about to subscribe till.... u said republican... haha!

[acdizzle1]

cool. gotta check that out.

[caboose702]

WTF? republican?!?!?! FUCK you, you liberal bastard! love you Brown XD

[Andraxoriginal]

"To finish this up, I hope youre not dead, homeless, paralyzed, or a Republican....."

heheheheheheheheh

timeless

[Rulerofwax24]

epic funny!

[Dylanjraub]

uhhhhhhhhhh............yeah..

[rougeknux4eva]

?st COMMENT!!

[ConcreteRoz3]

hey fuk u dan brown

[TwistedPizzaDude]

you just jealous

[JOEYJORDISON666MAD]

omg he swore dan never swears in his vid thats the 7th sign of the apocolyspe! arrrgh and o yer dan wth ill do that site thing lets go!

[TwistedPizzaDude]

He has been swearing a bit more than usual, but I'm ok wit hthat because it is still dan brown

[ViSiOn21x2012]

add me as a friend please i would really appreciate it and i would say like ha i told you there would be world war 3 ha ha

[jmijnlieff]

thats realy handy for people who forget stuf i remember an episode of something where someone get hy and uses her voicemail to tel herself what to do while she s hy but its probably handy as wel to like remember a birthday you know you are going to forget

[awhite2020]

I learned about not drinking sea water from Voyage of the Mimi, come to think about it that's about the only thing I learned from Voyage of the Mimi, that and how to filter sea water.

[rougeknux4eva]

OMG, I lurve Voyage of the Mimi

[BobsWorld666]

..or republican. LOL.

[jhum1987]

republican? i like some republican qualities like owning guns. its great. even if you take all the guns away the only people with guns will be the law and bad guys... i know its irrelavent but ive been drinking beer and forgot what i was going tosay in the first place

[mclovin1900]

how do you live happily without believing in an afterlife?

[code933k]

how do you live happily believing in an afterlife?

[mclovin1900]

i didn't say that i do believe in an afterlife

[JUNKYARDOGvideos]

adverts, annotations how much shit do we need on top of videos.

[isitinyou12]

hahahahaha .... or republican

[Bowserdude1980]

seawater is nasty shit

[robertdiniro]

lololol so screw u xD that actually made me laugh goooood. and the rebuplican and tripod stuff lmfao

[AngusThePom]

THAT MAN HAS 3 BALLS!!! you called him tripod...

[nickyt0teh0destroyer]

you should finish off your email with a link for this video

[mayo12345654321]

dont suck balls