Re: @biz | Old Spice

[hunhistory]

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[fable101gludmaster]

lol i wish they made a old spice man TV show

[Streetcoldhearts]

Close caption this...

[MrGUS1980]

PAPAPAPAPAPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Fadithegreat]

Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?

[TheCadpatReviewer]

@Fadithegreat him duh

[mellowkid9090]

Y×2-the universe microwaves×white blood cells÷√romantic feelings infused with the mono nucleic acid of black holes+half life of an atom=thank you

[8aliens]

It also = 42 and is the proof the bird is = to the word

[kangaimRoo]

@8aliens 42 is also how you win the game.

[ducksgomooful]

universes, and then saved me from destruction, thereby returning the universe to its former level of awesomeness. thank you again.

[ducksgomooful]

my brain couldn't comprehend that math problem, so it simultaneously imploded and exploded. luckily, i had used Old Spice products earlier that die, so my imploded brain in one dimmension anti-imploded, and my exploded brain from the other dimmension anti-exploded, thus returning my brain to its former size. i then replayed this video and it all happened over again. Thank you Old Spice Man, for you not only caused my brain to explode and implode simultaneously, but you also created 2 new

[MadPutz]

You can hear a very very slight chuckle whisper at the end of the clip

[KrownDFilms]

I think i heard someone laugh at 0:35 *GASP*

[Demono1191]

not even my computer can compute that

[Z0m13eh]

my mind just got blown

[wiflare]

and y=?

[SmellyAmpitz]

@wiflare y = Over 9000

[shadowmunk]

I wonder if oldspice knows who the Cigar Guy is...

[ashiro723]

hey old spice guy say somting good to me plz im on my ass

[texican420]

I keep waiting to hear the old spice whistle at the end

[SIXCHA]

i want some cake now

[irocz0r]

God his abs are so FAKE. I mean sure, he has real abs, but there is CLEARLY make up on his stomach to make them look more defined. MAKE UP IS NOT MANLY.

[girrrrrrr2]

((Y*2-(The Universe Microwaves))*White Blood Cells)/Sqrt(Romantic Feelings) + (Mono Nucleic Acid Of Black Holes + The Half Life Of An Atom) = Thank You

[2TheSponge2]

i love his voice!

[danjosh20]

7 women dislikes this because their men smell like a women

[IMxAxGINGER]

{[y*2-(ab)]/√c}(d+τ )

Universe Microwaves lacking white bloodcells would cause an epidemic of every known disease known to mankind, but multiplying it by the square root of romantic feelings (old spice guy) would create white blood cells in excess, which would then partially fill the black holes, and to fix this, he would multiply this excess by the half life of an atom, negating the excess, keeping the necessary black holes and keeping the universe exactly how it was just to say thank you.

[BizV1]

wtf

[RachelEddy136]

hahhaha ive watched almost every oldspice responce :) they are sooooo funny!!!!!!

[DarkSigiles]

Smart Computer Inventor Person.. this guy cracks me up every time..

[maniacnick90]

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

[DuwiMayne]

@maniacnick90 But the old spice guy can turn the round house kick email into diamonds so what now

[maniacnick90]

@DuwiMayne so now he is rich

[567avril]

@maniacnick90 Why did we need to know that?

[maniacnick90]

@567avril because

[567avril]

@maniacnick90 Because?

[maniacnick90]

@567avril Yes

[veryfuck]

is this the new obama?

[DuwiMayne]

Me-"Old Spice Guy can beat Chuck Norris"

I turn around to see Chuck Norris about to deliver a roundhouse kick.

OldSpiceGuy-"Look at your computer screen, now turn back around. Chuck Norris is now a huge pile of diamonds with a ticket to that thing you wanted to see."

Me-"Thanks OldSpiceGuy!"

[Thatguy6995]

this guy can divide by 0 then the answer would turn to DAIMONDS

[Robynsing]

i didn't even follow half of that. i was staring at his abbs

[DYEMATRIX51]

my roflcopter takes off everytime i watch these videos what cant old spice man do

[akamaru4321]

hehe. he said half life of an atom.

[coyotespi]

I think someone laughed at the end of the video listen closely

[Euniceiscool]

forgot to derive it!

[assassin186]

At some point you multiply by white blood cells. I believe it is important that we distinguish whether these are lymphocytes or phagocytes, since this will surely manipulate the answer to such an extent that it may become diamonds.

[hemeon]

@flippertyjipperty QQ moar.

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooool

[chopsxe]

he can divide by zero

[lawlieluver]

@flippertyjipperty he's doing it for the ladies, dude.

chill out. Everybody doesn't need to know how fragile your masculinity is.

[cizzin]

This wasn't funny.

[missmarilyn91]

i didnt listen to a word he was saying ♥ lol

[ACoreyStory]

IF YOU MULIPLY WEED AND SUBTRACT COPS THE OUTCOME OF GETTING HIGH IS MUCH GREATER

[MrTrentington]

Omg he knows the equation to the secret of the universe

[CloudNine01]

This guy is fucking genius

[dubsac2]

@CloudNine01 I second that, CloudNine.

[thecomputerist]

yeah, that's what i thought too

[Maggie12056]

Oh my goodness this is funny. Who is recording this?

[icedragoon707]

i haz ol spice it works i guess

[corytrice]

Do you know how to flex your pecks?

[orangeflow]

{[y*2-(ab)]/√c}(d+τ )=

a=universe microwaves

b=white bloodcells

c=romantic feelings

d=mononucleic acid of black holes

[Andy3n2]

@orangeflow u forgot the life of an atom

[BCBrowncow]

@orangeflow

wheres the half life of an atom?

[chaos850]

@orangeflow more like

{[(y*2-a)(b*c)]/√d}+e=f

where a = the Universe, b = microwaves, c = white blood cells, d = romantic feelings infused with the mononeucleic acid of black holes, e = the half life on an atom and f = thank you, for the kind words smart computer inventor person

[Trups17]

@orangeflow OVER 9000!!!!!!

[shadowblack1987]

@orangeflow 42

[spongebobcranker]

haha aix is better

[TornTech]

is old spice fake and gay?

[umean123]

@TornTech oh yeah hes fake alright hes a computer who is somehow imaged too this world has a human... HOW CAN HE BE FAKE IF HES RIGHT THERE!

[TornTech]

@umean123

he's too good to be real my friend

[umean123]

@TornTech well his abs etc might be fake but seriously the person cant i mean how could they get a lifelike computer or something too do that lol

[mylifeisaverageist]

hi, yeah you. can you sing?

[HiiBeautiful]

hahhaha my favorite one.

[1pharoah2]

the answer isn't THANK YOU

its MC to the second power :)

[niiidar]

I think the crew is laughing a bit right after "smart computer inventor person"

[trailbikerharo]

thats freekin awsome lmao soo funny.

[SID914]

@OldSpice, If you were to categorize your manliness on a scale between infinity and one bagillion, where would you lie?

[mike3667]

Half-life of what atom?

[MrLonelyStoner]

@mike3667 Thats exactly what i thought!

[yourturbinisdirty1]

BLACK DUDES DONT SHOWER?!!!

[ACoreyStory]

@yourturbinisdirty1 NOT GOLDEN ONES ANYWAY

[spencerleeb]

thats so intense!

[hamtiang]

You are suck !

Malaysia's Bruce Lee

/watch?v=eqD1EmTQfCI

[ThePrimouomo]

wahooo

[axdude57]

"Y Times 2 Minus The Universe, Microwaves Multiplyed By White Blood Cells Divided By The Square Root Of Romantic Feelings Infused With The Mononeucleic Acid Of Black Holes Plus The Half Life Of An Atom Equals.. Thank You, For The Kind Words Smart Computer Inventor Person".... Genius.

[iTzArTeM]

BE THE 1ST TO SEE ARTEM - KEEP ON MOVIN' WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO ON MY PAGE....

[mikemadsen9]

PAINTED ON ABS

[MichaelMusic1]

look again!!! this equation is now diamonds!

[thenoob101]

Shoud've been " what's 1 divided by zero? OH SHII-

[leewolfgang]

"were cracking up falling in Washington mister spock you the voters I want to say thank you for your kind words but seeing if you want a Co founder for I think it needs central intelligence this case so instead I see lot of times to minus the universe Michael multiplied by white blood cells divided by the square root of romantic feeling confused with the model make as of black holes plus the half-life of an atom equals the kind words more computer and it" THE CLOSED CAPTIONS ARE NOW DIAMONDS.

[Opeeumm]

im tired of seeing old spice videos in the Browse section.

[allikohcysp]

@Opeeumm it's only been a day. You get tired fast

[doommachine77]

wheres the iconic old spice whistling at the end?

[requywolf]

i think i just earned a masters degree in something....

[kuryamtl]

The square root of my romantic feelings for Old Spice guy is like eleventy gabillion.

[RandomProduct]

Square Root of romantic feelings? I lost him there. That's impossible to calculate!

[cooljoeh13]

YOU JUST GOT LEARNED

[brt5470]

Half life of what atom? Just.. an atom?

[quicksilvertaint]

@brt5470 Of course just an atom. He is epic enough to get away with it in an equation.

[Doughboy2213]

i get math now

[Wenutz]

@T0GGAFREGGIN just pull on the door handle and wipe the coffe clean; if you do it well then 12 will become 24 and one baby seal.

[wildcats520]

you have been posting videos on my dads birthday. for every video, he attained an extra 12 pack. how many packs did you give him for his birthday?

[jrhyley]

BTW, Isaiah, Isaiah's agent, whoever's reading this: call Alan Ball. Take the money he offers back to the Old Spice people. I don't care who wins.

[maguffle]

that was simply AMAZING!

[nathanforst]

LMAO

I love these.

Old Spice guy, why isn't there a parrot on your shoulder?

[NewPairOfJeans]

microwaves

[teaandasliceofcake]

Awesome!

[Yougimpytube]

I think... yea.. I am seriously going to purchase old spice. How can anyone not after watching this amazingness unfold before their eyes?

[2CSteev]

@Yougimpytube oh fuck yea i totally started getting old spice stuff haha

[THExSE7ENxSINS]

You my good friend have a lot of time on your hands :) but I like it pay is great I bet

[databyss]

I think if you calculate this formula and turn the calculator upside down, it spells "BOOBS"

[bigrandom1989]

@databyss no its 80085 btw, just throwin that out there... i have no life :,(

[Nakashii]

youtube.com/watch?v=SFsecbswDB­k

Is it too late?

[ChrisWCorp]

y times two minus the universe microwaves multiplied by white blood cells divided by the square root of romantic feelings and fused with the mononucleic acid of black holes plus the half-life of an atom equals thank you for the kind words

[Ozzgod09]

Are you gonna hopefully start showing up more often on my TV?

[SacredFractals]

who writes this stuff ....?

[Birchlabs]

Mr. Spice, please say my name in that voice of yours, just once.

[TeoTheAwesome]

Twitter is now diamonds!

[vickowolli]

"(Y times two) minus (the universe, microwaves) multiplied by (white blood cells) divided by (the square root of romantic feelings infused with the mono-nucleic acid of black holes) plus (the half life of an atom) equals (Thank you for the kind words smart computer inventor person)".What genius has this much brain power lol

[Lifeinerinn]

@vickowolli I calculated it. His calculations are correct.

[raphaviva]

@oldspice i wanna marry your abs.

[disconnecktiee]

hahahaha fuck my life

[tracyapps]

"smart computer inventer person." AWESOME.

[70cat07]

Oh my... I just can't stop watching these videos!!!

I should be sleeping now... but i just can't get enough!

[WhoisUTV]

Oldspice man can you check out my spoof of your first commercial and give me a shout out i lwanna be just like you one day lol

[fuckbat]

the answer is...42

[kimmaytube]

This is AMAZING!!!

[hiry3000]

I's amazing .... 

[Bagshot10]

I mean this is just genius. Its exactly why I've been using old spice since the beginning of time.

[macdoman1996]

oldspice is the meaning of life i am defenitly going to buy some soon

[crackhead4211]

DO YOU NEVER NEED COFFEE? 

[trailerfinance]

Holy crap...how many of these will this guy do?

[FrogJon]

Dear Old Spice Guy, Ever since I began using Old Spice Body Wash some of my male friends have started to question their sexual orientation. Is this normal?

[bumpinbubbles]

EPIC!

(and no, Old Spic is not the answer to the universe. Actually... I didn't know the universe was a question)

[TheTsundawg]

Couldn't have said it better, except maybe throw in there that you could be subtracting your carbon footprint by choosing to Do One Thing for the Planet on the Connect the DOT's tour w/ The Wiley One starting in Los Angeles on July 21st,

[Egoville]

I wish u were my sisters friends brother so i could hang out with you OLD SPICE GUY will u be my friend? =)

[TheLegendaryDelta]

Well.....my brain as been fucked twice from this vid so I can safely say my brain is no longer a virginity as for the rest me that was gonna after seeing him on the horse

[bakes73]

these are sooo fucking awesome. There needs be be a movie with THIS GUY in it....as an ACTION HERO.

[TheWorldMind]

My Youtube Subscription box is filled with a Half Naked Man in a towel. It is an @OldSpice man so my box is filled with hilarity which is ok

Also A Tupper Ware Remix Party, will make you a Sexual tyrannosaurus

[KnibblesTV]

my brain just exploded...

[BravoBlanc]

He's too smart.

[EmoticonProductions]

the answer is now diamonds

[NoobTheShow24]

You...are...my hero

[Apt14Productions]

haha! great videos!