I just realized something. The scout in the wheelchair (which I think is Mercury), she reminds me of Oracle from Batman. Did Toon Makers get the idea from that? If so, that's a rip off. I'm sorry
Ok I was taught not to say evil and I had to give the creator of this work a LOT of guts. Oh boy... please see SailorMoonthemovie and see how much better from a fan perspective how its done even on a string budget. Companies who do this really need to read the comics first, second check wit fan websites and do polls....shuddering and cringing while trying not to look at this. Old He-man graphics with square pegs/facts of life feel. Yikes
@tankguy08 i think that wouldve only happened if it got released after dics dub or if anyone saw the original version otherwise it might have been okay
I take back all the mean things I said about the DiC dub being awful. THIS is a fucking Hell-spawned nightmare that should just dig a hole and stay there for the rest of eternity.
for those who dislike the english dub of sailor moon reconsider plz cause if that was'nt gonna happen THIS was a second option i didnnt waych but thank god i didnt!
Wow, that was amazingly awful. These girls were dancing and smiling like they were in a double mint gum commercial. And the wheelchair scene, I mean, talk about cheesy. What did I just watch, uh that's not Sailor Moon? where is Serena's trademark meatball hair style, What's up with the Negaverse monsters? Why are the Scouts using rocketpowered surfboards and surfing through space When did the Scouts have a battleship that can only be described as a Star Destroyer?
While I wouldn't say it makes me appreciate the DIC version, it's good to know it could have been far, far, far, far, far worse. I love how they interpreted the title "Sailor Moon" to mean SHE ACTUALLY SAILS IN SPACE ON A WIND SURFBOARD. You knew as soon as the guy introducing it said there were cool vehicle designs. Vehicles? On SM? Well, at least we didn't get a "Moon Mobile". At least the kept in Moon Tiara Action...which just knocked down the MOTD.
However horrible the promo is... and it *is* horrible... WTF is up with the idiot laughing the entire way through it? STFU and let everyone be entertained. We don't need your laugh-track to know when it sucks.
The only reason we got the original japanese anime broadcast in America and not this POS was because this was shown to the people at TOEI in Japan and they rejected it.
Nonono, Saban got their properties mixed up. This is CLEARLY the pitch for the new season of Babysitter's Club. The one where the girls get superpowers and transform into cartoons to fight evil space aliens.
As much as I love Saban for PR (I grew up with it, and the fact that they've reaquired the liscence makes me estatic.) this is just unforgivable, even with my general lack of care towards Sailor Moon. Somebody open up my head and drown it in bleach please.
I loved the English version because that's what I grew up with. I am SO glad I didn't have to grow up with this nonsence. Someone pass the brain bleach. I can't beleive this was ever even thought of. And why the fuck part of it amimated and part of it live? This is so gay I can't even begin to say.
Heeheehee! :P Geez, this show looks like the stupidest piece of --ah-- poop I've ever seen. This is the sort of show that should be available on VideoCassette 20 years ago.
uhh uhhh (COUGHS UP A MOUNTAIN OF BLOOD) Toon Makers, Saban you are now on my enemies list. I never thought I'd say this But I am Glad Dic dubbed Sailor Moon.
@OutaTime21X2 his idea for Sailor Moon stinks, but DiC sure knew how to kick it in to high gear, 90s style, especially if when Sailor Moon was here during the good ol' days. Don't cha think?
To those of you who don't like the english dub...true, it wasn't too spectacular. But you find it much more tolerable when you realize THIS was the other option.
Ya know I remember a fanfiction concerning Sailor Moon vs Saban. After watching this absolute butcher I see why that fanfic existed and have a better understanding of where that all came from. Dear God, even DiC didn't sink THAT low!
This looks like every 80's cartoon that was aimed at girls. Scratch that, that would be an insult to 80's cartoons, which were far better than this crap.
did this ever actually air? You can tell that everyone in the audience thinks this is a joke, which it is. I'm so glad that DiC dubbed it before them. even the songs from the DiC version were great. that soundtrack was awesome
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Saban is really sick company. Although its made by two muslim terrorists from middle east, so they could melt americans brains and take over whole nation
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I just realized something. The scout in the wheelchair (which I think is Mercury), she reminds me of Oracle from Batman. Did Toon Makers get the idea from that? If so, that's a rip off. I'm sorry
Glitter234 1 week ago
I've heard of butchered dubs, but this is ridiculous....
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Ok I was taught not to say evil and I had to give the creator of this work a LOT of guts. Oh boy... please see SailorMoonthemovie and see how much better from a fan perspective how its done even on a string budget. Companies who do this really need to read the comics first, second check wit fan websites and do polls....shuddering and cringing while trying not to look at this. Old He-man graphics with square pegs/facts of life feel. Yikes
Empresse 1 month ago
Saban is an ass....
Dave102693 1 month ago
No lie, if this were on while I was growing up, I might have watched it.
metacrisis47 1 month ago
why is she riding a sailboard- OH I GET IT SHE'S A SAILOR
TheSchmuck2 2 months ago
....The DiC dub IS better than this...
dieliala 2 months ago
MAKE THIS A SERIES SABAN YOU HEAR ME DO IT OR ILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU
normjr11 3 months ago
WHY WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE THIS PUBLIC WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
normjr11 3 months ago
Failure!!! Failure Moon!
GreenAppleEnvy 4 months ago 6
Not sure if they are trolling, or just stupid. Either way, I need Brain Bleach
S0M3TiiM3S 5 months ago 3
We're all out of Brain Bleach!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tehpillowstar 5 months ago 4
THEY HAVE NO F****** TASTE! COME ON, ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! SHUT THEM DOWN!
Pass the brain bleach, please.
SupaKoopaKid64 5 months ago 3
*shoots self in the face* TVTropes wasn't kidding - get me the brain bleach!
hollyhock18x7 5 months ago 6
oh god the horror. Somebody get me some brain bleach.NOW!!!!
Manicallaughter17 6 months ago 5
Hm. Needs more brain bleach.
eternalwhitemoon 6 months ago 8
This is an abomination. All records of this need to be buried with the Atari ET game.
wolfpax181 6 months ago
MY BRAAAAIN.......
ArashiAiko 6 months ago
Wait... Toon Makers REALLY wanted to do that? THAT?
oh god i need to wash out my brain now
MissPoplarLeaf 6 months ago 3
Oh god it's so awful, I kind of want to watch it.
ChainsawTam 6 months ago 5
that's a crime agaist nature. If this show would has aired, the suicide rate would have sky rocketed.........
tankguy08 6 months ago
@tankguy08 i think that wouldve only happened if it got released after dics dub or if anyone saw the original version otherwise it might have been okay
demoncentral 6 months ago
The fact that this version of the show wasn't picked up proves that there is a God and he is most certainly a merciful God.
PlagueIndustry 7 months ago
were they.... were they actually having FUN scarring my mind??
inspectorllama 7 months ago
Horrifying.
Conchobhar 7 months ago
1:23 Skip straight to what could have been
slapmeorelse 7 months ago
NO THANKS xd
KendrixTermina 7 months ago
I take back all the mean things I said about the DiC dub being awful. THIS is a fucking Hell-spawned nightmare that should just dig a hole and stay there for the rest of eternity.
omegagiga43 7 months ago 5
i bet this shit put even itachi's tsukuyomi to shame!
icetitan009 8 months ago 2
for those who dislike the english dub of sailor moon reconsider plz cause if that was'nt gonna happen THIS was a second option i didnnt waych but thank god i didnt!
icetitan009 8 months ago
So real life people transform into animated things?
ytimg62 8 months ago 2
WHERE'S THE BRAIN BLEACH!
PKsmash6000 8 months ago 7
@PKsmash6000 u got that from the tvtropes website too!
HelloKittyFart100 8 months ago
@HelloKittyFart100 i was too smart for tvtropes i paused the video before the inhumanity began
icetitan009 8 months ago
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
InaraHarame 8 months ago 4
all i can say is...WHAT....THE....HELL!!
KAbigD 9 months ago
Fuck shit fuck.
squigoo 9 months ago
Wow, that was amazingly awful. These girls were dancing and smiling like they were in a double mint gum commercial. And the wheelchair scene, I mean, talk about cheesy. What did I just watch, uh that's not Sailor Moon? where is Serena's trademark meatball hair style, What's up with the Negaverse monsters? Why are the Scouts using rocketpowered surfboards and surfing through space When did the Scouts have a battleship that can only be described as a Star Destroyer?
hotwhire 9 months ago 4
I want to punch that guy in the throat and turn him into Sailor Cripple.
BishtrainerTai16 10 months ago
i would hang myself if this was the real series!
thank god for fox kids
AVSGUY12 11 months ago 2
What the hell was that? It was terrible. D:
cheesecakencookies 11 months ago
"AHAHAH, AHAHHAHAHHAheeheeheeheeha AHA HA HA HA HA HA"
And that's all you need to know.
arellia 11 months ago
oh my god that's awful. and that guy in the background laughing is obnoxious
4evertulip 1 year ago 5
screen saver 2, I see.
Shadowdancer21b 1 year ago
I really doubt any kid would have watched that. Just wow.
tiomela 1 year ago 4
Although this makes DIC seem ok, I still wish thw whole series was dubbed by adult swim
TheDarkLuchia 1 year ago
While I wouldn't say it makes me appreciate the DIC version, it's good to know it could have been far, far, far, far, far worse. I love how they interpreted the title "Sailor Moon" to mean SHE ACTUALLY SAILS IN SPACE ON A WIND SURFBOARD. You knew as soon as the guy introducing it said there were cool vehicle designs. Vehicles? On SM? Well, at least we didn't get a "Moon Mobile". At least the kept in Moon Tiara Action...which just knocked down the MOTD.
brinpol 1 year ago 5
Hi Fellow Troper!
IanThunderbolt 1 year ago 6
I really do feel bad for the guy who had to present it.
SchneeVvager 1 year ago
@SchneeVvager Aw man! I know. You can just hear the shame and embarrassment in his voice.
muixc 1 year ago
This would have been hilarious to see. :D
NicoKenRawr 1 year ago
I loved how the camera guy was laughing his ass off. Also, how sheepish the announcer was who had to present that PILE of SHIT!
DoveAlexa 1 year ago 6
*blank stare*
Vanillavalentine 1 year ago
Their smiles jump right to the uncanny valley
Zolg08 1 year ago
This clearly belongs to Korean drama.
joe9320 1 year ago 3
What. :l
dee32693 1 year ago
Hi people from TVTropes!
mezzoEmrys 1 year ago 41
THANK. GOD. THIS. WAS NEVER MADE.
kaampanita1675 1 year ago 5
What the FUCK!
That is like some horrid She-Ra hybrid rip off and mangling Sailor Moon's name.
RoboP 1 year ago 3
AAAH MY BRAAAIN!
kawaiikaba 1 year ago
What... The... HELL!?
robocon2 1 year ago
However horrible the promo is... and it *is* horrible... WTF is up with the idiot laughing the entire way through it? STFU and let everyone be entertained. We don't need your laugh-track to know when it sucks.
DeadlyChinchilla 1 year ago 5
Sailor Moon looks so.. American on here.
It also lost it's awesome dark theme and it turned into a show into preppy teen girls. :(
sailorsillystars 1 year ago 4
I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS
UTAU53Yui 1 year ago 3
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The only reason we got the original japanese anime broadcast in America and not this POS was because this was shown to the people at TOEI in Japan and they rejected it.
faiyez 1 year ago
Holy. Shit.
This qualifies as nightmare fuel!
sonnytiger 1 year ago 5
I'm not sure weather to like it or dislike it.
Kyensai 1 year ago
this could work
isaypwnsj00 1 year ago
Why the heck does this remind me of Jewel Riders?!
L33TRedNinja 1 year ago
Did one of the animators draw this while having a hangover.
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago
Holy mother of what the fuck...what is this i dont even
RikaHachigawa 1 year ago
Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?!
ionthegravity 1 year ago
@ionthegravity Gotta love America
UTAU53Yui 1 year ago
Damn you TvTropes!!
ionthegravity 1 year ago 2
OMG 0-o, you joking!!! XD
KarIgnishaYumi 1 year ago
What this is, I don't even.....
Dear God, TVTropes was right! It has to be seen to be believed!
Although the guy laughing behind the camera totally made the video for me. If I didn't know better, I'd swear this was a parody!
OkamiNoYume 1 year ago 3
OMG is that supposed to be Artemis 2:19 ? That's some flamboyant cat right there, it belongs on a Fancy Feast cat food commercial not Sailor Moon.
EternalTiare 1 year ago
Nonono, Saban got their properties mixed up. This is CLEARLY the pitch for the new season of Babysitter's Club. The one where the girls get superpowers and transform into cartoons to fight evil space aliens.
GeoVII 1 year ago 53
is that a parody?????????
simoshingo 1 year ago
@simoshingo Nope
sakura10163 1 year ago
I see the infamous Sailor Cripple, from the planet Cripple.
chanlulz 1 year ago 52
@chanlulz That made me lol pretty hard.
ichbinInsanity 1 year ago
@chanlulz
Lol sailor cripple from the planet Cripple, k thats funny as fuck!
SenAkeno 1 year ago
They ought to do a spin-off focusing on that planet's society, focusing on the three characters Crapple, Crupple, and Clipple.
sonicfeet 10 months ago 2
Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!
lakimthiet 1 year ago
Man, even the guy making the pitch knows this is gonna suck
"Have an open mind"
XD
hobbesthebrainslug12 1 year ago 4
I'd pay money to see what the meeting was like AFTER the viewing of that tape.
hobbesthebrainslug12 1 year ago 4
I need rageguy. NOW. and some brain bleach. please?
I also came from TV tropes.
eltonxxmaniac 1 year ago 4
I need rageguy. NOW. and some brain bleach. please?
eltonxxmaniac 1 year ago
...at this point, I really need to stop clicking on TV Tropes out of curiosity.
PikachuColoredPichu1 1 year ago 8
seriously, what kind of drugs were these guys on when they came uo with THIS idea?!?!?!
WOWretardedfriends 1 year ago 3
I'm with the guy who's laughing in the video.
MegamanOtaku41 1 year ago 3
Oh my fucking god. . .it's like barbie on battle girl steroids.
AnimeAnnie008 1 year ago 3
Uhhmmm.... I think a part of my brain just died.
LovelessInfinity333 1 year ago
OH GOD MY EYES!
I have to go throw up now. Excuse me.....
PrimeSonicYT 1 year ago
This would have had more youtube poops made of it than the animated Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Lord of the Rings cartoons. I'm batshit serious.
chronofantasy5 1 year ago
As much as I love Saban for PR (I grew up with it, and the fact that they've reaquired the liscence makes me estatic.) this is just unforgivable, even with my general lack of care towards Sailor Moon. Somebody open up my head and drown it in bleach please.
koolblade35 1 year ago
Oh God, Tropes was right!
TeaInABox 1 year ago
Oh thank god this never happened.
PlatinumIvory 1 year ago
oh God I remember this clip.... it still burns!
Ksawarrior 1 year ago
I loved the English version because that's what I grew up with. I am SO glad I didn't have to grow up with this nonsence. Someone pass the brain bleach. I can't beleive this was ever even thought of. And why the fuck part of it amimated and part of it live? This is so gay I can't even begin to say.
ibelongwithyou12 1 year ago 2
...WHAT.
lycaonpictus77 1 year ago
A Sailor Scout in a Wheelchair...
Talk about Americanitis.
Sihria 1 year ago 5
I feel violated...
urishima 1 year ago
*barf*
LazyMary9 1 year ago
Heeheehee! :P Geez, this show looks like the stupidest piece of --ah-- poop I've ever seen. This is the sort of show that should be available on VideoCassette 20 years ago.
Phlargbarg 1 year ago
Why does Sailor Moon look like Princess Peach? DX
One day I want to show my cousin this abomination (she's a SM fan).
crazylaura64 1 year ago 7
Someone at Saban got stuck in the 80's....
LicaWolf 1 year ago 2
This is an insult to anime dubbing everywhere.
RegiRuler 1 year ago 2
@RegiRuler hellz yea
sakura10163 1 year ago
is it weird that i actually want to see an episode of this series? just one.
alixinthemiddle 1 year ago 3
MY BRAIN IS MEEEEEELTING. AND I THINK I JUST THREW UP BLOOD.
O god, I'm glad this never got anywhere near television screens. I officially hate toon makers.
mimisezlol 1 year ago 2
I didn't even know I was capable of vomiting blood until I found this...
RikaHachigawa 1 year ago 2
uhh uhhh (COUGHS UP A MOUNTAIN OF BLOOD) Toon Makers, Saban you are now on my enemies list. I never thought I'd say this But I am Glad Dic dubbed Sailor Moon.
OutaTime21X2 1 year ago 5
@OutaTime21X2 his idea for Sailor Moon stinks, but DiC sure knew how to kick it in to high gear, 90s style, especially if when Sailor Moon was here during the good ol' days. Don't cha think?
Blossom44100 1 year ago 3
FOr the record, Toon Makers Inc. did this, Saban was not involved.
Kurotoraa 1 year ago
no... just no... UGH!!!
*spits up blood*
Someone call a doctor before I start crying blood too...
SpazAid 1 year ago 2
Okay, Brain Bleach is by all means necessary. Either that or I can look back on this and laugh my ass off.
Purianite 1 year ago
I love the guy thats laughing. He's not ever TRYING to be polite, its so awsome.
AlexDeLargo 1 year ago
3:33 that frame has lyrical dissonance, and the entire video screams industrial strength brain bleach and goddamn ear worm!
cherimu1992 1 year ago
I think I just broke something. Is that internal bleeding? In my head? Yep, I think it is. I'll just pass out over here, 'kay?
5522NOYB 1 year ago
To those of you who don't like the english dub...true, it wasn't too spectacular. But you find it much more tolerable when you realize THIS was the other option.
fireheart890 1 year ago 2
Er... OK.
Fuck you too, TVtropes.
AirWaterLandBuffalo 1 year ago 3
DDD8
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DONT EVEN
LaKinbarii 1 year ago 4
How can a crippled girl fight intergalactic crime?!
AND WHY ARE THEY ACTUALLY SAILING?!
LeFatTurkey 1 year ago 4
I lol'd hard
Swifttheslacker 1 year ago
That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
wishingstar22 1 year ago
What's THIS Sailor Moon shit XD ? Don't tell me about the original series, I know all about them, I'm asking about THIS stuff.
MoonchildMindaugas2 1 year ago
oh please god no
Tabroxfcc 1 year ago
Something bad just happened, but I don't know what.
Pataloca 1 year ago
sweet jesus!
bigpappasmurff 1 year ago
Wow... what the @#$*&%$ was that?
What was that guy thinking?
Archedgar 1 year ago
Okay, I've seen it. Pass the bleach please--I need to cleanse my mind.
ChisaiiKamui 1 year ago
Ya know I remember a fanfiction concerning Sailor Moon vs Saban. After watching this absolute butcher I see why that fanfic existed and have a better understanding of where that all came from. Dear God, even DiC didn't sink THAT low!
Domanese 1 year ago
UGH.
Oh. My. Freaking. God.
nipahdesune 1 year ago
This looks like every 80's cartoon that was aimed at girls. Scratch that, that would be an insult to 80's cartoons, which were far better than this crap.
MZD79 1 year ago
lol I love the Twofer Token Minority Sailor Scout who's black and in a wheelchair!
I'm going to need some Brain Bleach for that mental image... T__T
Kari166 2 years ago
did this ever actually air? You can tell that everyone in the audience thinks this is a joke, which it is. I'm so glad that DiC dubbed it before them. even the songs from the DiC version were great. that soundtrack was awesome
CobraVegeta 2 years ago
@CobraVegeta
Admitted, this is far worse than the DiC version. That doesn't make the DiC version any less crappy though.
narutofan9999 2 years ago
o.m.g. evil has a new name. i hate the script writer.
CCS4LIFE2010 2 years ago 2
I kid you not; I am not even a Sailor Moon fan, and I went into a short bout of depression after I saw this.
Azothelusmus 2 years ago 3
@Azothelusmus Ditto.
CrazyEnzo03 1 year ago
I've laughed so hard I shed a few tears. :)
Simply retarded..
Seraphin69 2 years ago
This is utterly terrifying. If it were a choice between the DiC dub and this, I'd have to go with DiC!
nightmares0of0seras 2 years ago 4
this is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen seriously
mylittelucy 2 years ago
..omg...
azngoth003 2 years ago
Jeezum Crow, it's like 'The Babysitters Club" meets "She-Rah: Princess of Power" Oo
And not in ANY way that could possibly be good Oo
RazorRaven619 2 years ago 6
O.o
No. Just no.
galonoth33 2 years ago 3
Oh, man. I never thought I'd say this, but...
Thank God for DiC!
LillianMoon 2 years ago 5
What. The fuck. .____.
invaderdorkavatar 2 years ago 2
...
oh god DX
my eyesssss
sapphirescale 2 years ago
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Still better than the DiC dub.
TheGeneralCritic 2 years ago
my brain ut d saaieeedied
need to clean ut with brauuubsn bleach
GodShadowdeath 2 years ago 2
Forget Kaiba,whenever someone watches this,a puppy dies.
RenegadeOfShadows 2 years ago 3
prepare the Giga Drill Breaker. target Saban.
Draculesti 2 years ago 4
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
bwmarlin 2 years ago 27
@bwmarlin I thought this was a joke comment.
Why didn't I learn from your mistake?
TrooperJaron 2 years ago 5
I'd watch it. For the mst3k value.
skinnerburgers 2 years ago
... This makes me cry...
akikonmytua 2 years ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
what happened to my eyes
conglieteri 2 years ago
I think I have Cancer now.
irohatheassassin 2 years ago
What the fuck did I just watch.
pikaparty 2 years ago 2
What the HELL was that?
Now I'm afraid their hideous "Sailor! Sailor Mooooon!" song will be stuck in my head all day. D:
sanitymantra 2 years ago 2
I died 8-O
this shit seems older than Sailor Moon anime/manga itself
meweleven 2 years ago
Oh God, what is this? Oh God... Oh God...
AoiKimizuka 2 years ago
makes you think that the Dic Dub is somewhat better after watching this.
Cyburn2005 2 years ago 4
My thoughts exactly. xD
sanitymantra 2 years ago
I just had a BSOD from watching that.
TehHunger 2 years ago 2
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Saban is really sick company. Although its made by two muslim terrorists from middle east, so they could melt americans brains and take over whole nation
JokeriPokeri17 2 years ago
this disturbed me more than the pain series
ThMrksman 2 years ago
....What the fuck did I just watch?
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