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  • I've heard of butchered dubs, but this is ridiculous....

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  • Saban is an ass....

  • No lie, if this were on while I was growing up, I might have watched it.

  • why is she riding a sailboard- OH I GET IT SHE'S A SAILOR

  • ....The DiC dub IS better than this...

  • MAKE THIS A SERIES SABAN YOU HEAR ME DO IT OR ILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU

  • WHY WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE THIS PUBLIC WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Failure!!! Failure Moon!

  • Not sure if they are trolling, or just stupid. Either way, I need Brain Bleach

  • We're all out of Brain Bleach!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • THEY HAVE NO F****** TASTE! COME ON, ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! SHUT THEM DOWN!

    Pass the brain bleach, please.

  • *shoots self in the face* TVTropes wasn't kidding - get me the brain bleach!

  • oh god the horror. Somebody get me some brain bleach.NOW!!!!

  • Hm. Needs more brain bleach.

  • This is an abomination. All records of this need to be buried with the Atari ET game.

  • MY BRAAAAIN.......

  • Wait... Toon Makers REALLY wanted to do that? THAT?

    oh god i need to wash out my brain now

  • Oh god it's so awful, I kind of want to watch it.

  • that's a crime agaist nature. If this show would has aired, the suicide rate would have sky rocketed.........

  • @tankguy08 i think that wouldve only happened if it got released after dics dub or if anyone saw the original version otherwise it might have been okay

  • The fact that this version of the show wasn't picked up proves that there is a God and he is most certainly a merciful God.

  • were they.... were they actually having FUN scarring my mind??

  • Horrifying.

  • 1:23 Skip straight to what could have been

  • NO THANKS xd

  • I take back all the mean things I said about the DiC dub being awful. THIS is a fucking Hell-spawned nightmare that should just dig a hole and stay there for the rest of eternity.

  • i bet this shit put even itachi's tsukuyomi to shame!

  • for those who dislike the english dub of sailor moon reconsider plz cause if that was'nt gonna happen THIS was a second option i didnnt waych but thank god i didnt!

  • So real life people transform into animated things?

  • WHERE'S THE BRAIN BLEACH!

  • @PKsmash6000 u got that from the tvtropes website too!

  • @HelloKittyFart100 i was too smart for tvtropes i paused the video before the inhumanity began

  • IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!

  • all i can say is...WHAT....THE....HELL!!

  • Fuck shit fuck.

  • Wow, that was amazingly awful. These girls were dancing and smiling like they were in a double mint gum commercial. And the wheelchair scene, I mean, talk about cheesy. What did I just watch, uh that's not Sailor Moon? where is Serena's trademark meatball hair style, What's up with the Negaverse monsters? Why are the Scouts using rocketpowered surfboards and surfing through space When did the Scouts have a battleship that can only be described as a Star Destroyer?

  • I want to punch that guy in the throat and turn him into Sailor Cripple.

  • i would hang myself if this was the real series!

    thank god for fox kids

  • What the hell was that? It was terrible.  D:

  • "AHAHAH, AHAHHAHAHHAheeheeheeheeha AHA HA HA HA HA HA"

    And that's all you need to know.

  • oh my god that's awful. and that guy in the background laughing is obnoxious

  • screen saver 2, I see.

  • I really doubt any kid would have watched that. Just wow.

  • Although this makes DIC seem ok, I still wish thw whole series was dubbed by adult swim

  • While I wouldn't say it makes me appreciate the DIC version, it's good to know it could have been far, far, far, far, far worse. I love how they interpreted the title "Sailor Moon" to mean SHE ACTUALLY SAILS IN SPACE ON A WIND SURFBOARD. You knew as soon as the guy introducing it said there were cool vehicle designs. Vehicles? On SM? Well, at least we didn't get a "Moon Mobile". At least the kept in Moon Tiara Action...which just knocked down the MOTD.

  • Hi Fellow Troper!

  • I really do feel bad for the guy who had to present it.

  • @SchneeVvager Aw man! I know. You can just hear the shame and embarrassment in his voice.

  • This would have been hilarious to see. :D

  • I loved how the camera guy was laughing his ass off. Also, how sheepish the announcer was who had to present that PILE of SHIT!

  • *blank stare*

  • Their smiles jump right to the uncanny valley

  • This clearly belongs to Korean drama.

  • What. :l

  • Hi people from TVTropes!

  • THANK. GOD. THIS. WAS NEVER MADE.

  • What the FUCK!

    That is like some horrid She-Ra hybrid rip off and mangling Sailor Moon's name.

  • AAAH MY BRAAAIN!

  • What... The... HELL!?

  • However horrible the promo is... and it *is* horrible... WTF is up with the idiot laughing the entire way through it? STFU and let everyone be entertained. We don't need your laugh-track to know when it sucks.

  • Sailor Moon looks so.. American on here.

    It also lost it's awesome dark theme and it turned into a show into preppy teen girls. :(

  • I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS

  • Holy. Shit.

    This qualifies as nightmare fuel!

  • I'm not sure weather to like it or dislike it.

  • this could work

  • Why the heck does this remind me of Jewel Riders?!

  • Did one of the animators draw this while having a hangover.

  • Holy mother of what the fuck...what is this i dont even

  • Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?!

  • @ionthegravity Gotta love America

  • Damn you TvTropes!!

  • OMG 0-o, you joking!!! XD

  • What this is, I don't even.....

    Dear God, TVTropes was right! It has to be seen to be believed!

    Although the guy laughing behind the camera totally made the video for me. If I didn't know better, I'd swear this was a parody!

  • OMG is that supposed to be Artemis 2:19 ? That's some flamboyant cat right there, it belongs on a Fancy Feast cat food commercial not Sailor Moon.

  • Nonono, Saban got their properties mixed up. This is CLEARLY the pitch for the new season of Babysitter's Club. The one where the girls get superpowers and transform into cartoons to fight evil space aliens.

  • is that a parody?????????

  • @simoshingo Nope

  • I see the infamous Sailor Cripple, from the planet Cripple.

  • @chanlulz That made me lol pretty hard.

  • @chanlulz

    Lol sailor cripple from the planet Cripple, k thats funny as fuck!

  • They ought to do a spin-off focusing on that planet's society, focusing on the three characters Crapple, Crupple, and Clipple.

  • Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!

  • Man, even the guy making the pitch knows this is gonna suck

    "Have an open mind"

    XD

  • I'd pay money to see what the meeting was like AFTER the viewing of that tape.

  • I need rageguy. NOW. and some brain bleach. please?

    I also came from TV tropes.

  • I need rageguy. NOW. and some brain bleach. please?

  • ...at this point, I really need to stop clicking on TV Tropes out of curiosity.

  • seriously, what kind of drugs were these guys on when they came uo with THIS idea?!?!?!

  • I'm with the guy who's laughing in the video.

  • Oh my fucking god. . .it's like barbie on battle girl steroids.

  • Uhhmmm.... I think a part of my brain just died.

  • OH GOD MY EYES!

    I have to go throw up now. Excuse me.....

  • This would have had more youtube poops made of it than the animated Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Lord of the Rings cartoons. I'm batshit serious.

  • As much as I love Saban for PR (I grew up with it, and the fact that they've reaquired the liscence makes me estatic.) this is just unforgivable, even with my general lack of care towards Sailor Moon. Somebody open up my head and drown it in bleach please.

  • Oh God, Tropes was right!

  • Oh thank god this never happened.

  • oh God I remember this clip.... it still burns!

  • I loved the English version because that's what I grew up with. I am SO glad I didn't have to grow up with this nonsence. Someone pass the brain bleach. I can't beleive this was ever even thought of. And why the fuck part of it amimated and part of it live? This is so gay I can't even begin to say.

  • ...WHAT.

  • A Sailor Scout in a Wheelchair...

    Talk about Americanitis.

  • I feel violated...

  • *barf* 

  • Heeheehee! :P Geez, this show looks like the stupidest piece of --ah-- poop I've ever seen. This is the sort of show that should be available on VideoCassette 20 years ago.

  • Why does Sailor Moon look like Princess Peach? DX

    One day I want to show my cousin this abomination (she's a SM fan).

  • Someone at Saban got stuck in the 80's....

  • This is an insult to anime dubbing everywhere.

  • @RegiRuler hellz yea

  • is it weird that i actually want to see an episode of this series? just one.

  • MY BRAIN IS MEEEEEELTING. AND I THINK I JUST THREW UP BLOOD.

    O god, I'm glad this never got anywhere near television screens. I officially hate toon makers.

  • I didn't even know I was capable of vomiting blood until I found this...

  • uhh uhhh (COUGHS UP A MOUNTAIN OF BLOOD) Toon Makers, Saban you are now on my enemies list. I never thought I'd say this But I am Glad Dic dubbed Sailor Moon.

  • @OutaTime21X2 his idea for Sailor Moon stinks, but DiC sure knew how to kick it in to high gear, 90s style, especially if when Sailor Moon was here during the good ol' days. Don't cha think?

  • FOr the record, Toon Makers Inc. did this, Saban was not involved.

  • no... just no... UGH!!!

    *spits up blood*

    Someone call a doctor before I start crying blood too...

  • Okay, Brain Bleach is by all means necessary. Either that or I can look back on this and laugh my ass off.

  • I love the guy thats laughing. He's not ever TRYING to be polite, its so awsome.

  • 3:33 that frame has lyrical dissonance, and the entire video screams industrial strength brain bleach and goddamn ear worm!

  • I think I just broke something. Is that internal bleeding? In my head? Yep, I think it is. I'll just pass out over here, 'kay?

  • To those of you who don't like the english dub...true, it wasn't too spectacular. But you find it much more tolerable when you realize THIS was the other option.

  • Er... OK.

    Fuck you too, TVtropes.

  • DDD8

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DONT EVEN

  • How can a crippled girl fight intergalactic crime?!

    AND WHY ARE THEY ACTUALLY SAILING?!

  • I lol'd hard

  • That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

  • What's THIS Sailor Moon shit XD ? Don't tell me about the original series, I know all about them, I'm asking about THIS stuff.

  • oh please god no

  • Something bad just happened, but I don't know what.

  • sweet jesus!

  • Wow... what the @#$*&%$ was that?

    What was that guy thinking?

  • Okay, I've seen it. Pass the bleach please--I need to cleanse my mind.

  • Ya know I remember a fanfiction concerning Sailor Moon vs Saban. After watching this absolute butcher I see why that fanfic existed and have a better understanding of where that all came from. Dear God, even DiC didn't sink THAT low!

  • UGH.

    Oh. My. Freaking. God.

  • This looks like every 80's cartoon that was aimed at girls. Scratch that, that would be an insult to 80's cartoons, which were far better than this crap.

  • lol I love the Twofer Token Minority Sailor Scout who's black and in a wheelchair!

    I'm going to need some Brain Bleach for that mental image... T__T

  • did this ever actually air? You can tell that everyone in the audience thinks this is a joke, which it is. I'm so glad that DiC dubbed it before them. even the songs from the DiC version were great. that soundtrack was awesome

  • @CobraVegeta

    Admitted, this is far worse than the DiC version. That doesn't make the DiC version any less crappy though.

  • o.m.g. evil has a new name. i hate the script writer.

  • I kid you not; I am not even a Sailor Moon fan, and I went into a short bout of depression after I saw this.

  • @Azothelusmus Ditto.

  • I've laughed so hard I shed a few tears. :)

    Simply retarded..

  • This is utterly terrifying. If it were a choice between the DiC dub and this, I'd have to go with DiC!

  • this is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen seriously

  • ..omg...

  • Jeezum Crow, it's like 'The Babysitters Club" meets "She-Rah: Princess of Power" Oo

    And not in ANY way that could possibly be good Oo

  • O.o

    No. Just no.

  • Oh, man. I never thought I'd say this, but...

    Thank God for DiC!

  • What. The fuck.  .____.

  • ...

    oh god DX

    my eyesssss

  • my brain ut d saaieeedied

    need to clean ut with brauuubsn bleach

  • Forget Kaiba,whenever someone watches this,a puppy dies.

  • prepare the Giga Drill Breaker. target Saban.

  • My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  • @bwmarlin I thought this was a joke comment.

    Why didn't I learn from your mistake?

  • I'd watch it. For the mst3k value.

  • ... This makes me cry...

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    what happened to my eyes

  • I think I have Cancer now.

  • What the fuck did I just watch.

  • What the HELL was that?

    Now I'm afraid their hideous "Sailor! Sailor Mooooon!" song will be stuck in my head all day. D:

  • I died 8-O

    this shit seems older than Sailor Moon anime/manga itself

  • Oh God, what is this? Oh God... Oh God...

  • makes you think that the Dic Dub is somewhat better after watching this.

  • My thoughts exactly. xD

  • I just had a BSOD from watching that.

  • this disturbed me more than the pain series

  • ....What the fuck did I just watch?