90's M&M's commercial

[Motorbreath82]

0:24 The Civil War! 

[onenonlyprincess2]

Suicidal candies. Yum!

[stephenladd01]

I told my girlfried I'd melt in her mouth not her hand. She wasn't too pleased.

[KungfuFr0g]

ahh just found out use don't sell Smarties in USA.. Smarties from 1937.. m&m's started copying them in 1941 ;)~ hehe..

[KungfuFr0g]

Smarties are heaps better

[thatpikminguy]

._.

[legomanminzes]

whos going to die being eaten? we are sir!

[nrallstars]

They should keep this one.... I liked it.

[Extremefighters]

holy shit.. I remember this!

[jadonSteve]

the red one sounds like sonic

[lordofdarkdudes]

" who is going to give a hell of a lot of kids diabites?"

"We are sir!"

[arcadefirerocks]

My dad works for Mars Snack foods, in the plant that makes Dove. You're eating chocolate that was made on machines that my dad designed. :D

[TheDylanJoyce]

9 people didn't earn their M's....

[earthrose93]

WHAT THE? the green M&M was a boy then?

[EMaster2006]

It feels weird to see 2-D M&M's maybe cause the only M&M commercials I grew up with were the 3-D ones with Billy West as Red M&M.

[ChronoArcAile4000]

Wow,it's scary how Red and Yellow's personalities were different back than,in the early 90's they were quite nice before they turned them into the M&M versions of Ren and Stimpy in those 3-D commercials we have now,for example,the red one is now an Asshole like Ren and the Yellow one is now an imbeciled idiot like stimpy.

[hexocain]

Each M&M is a living thing, carefully trained just to go into my mouth and die? I don't want to eat them now, I can too easily imagine them screaming as I chew them to pieces.

[MurphyWinbag]

Awesome commercial. I remember this from so long ago.

[Kitty9991]

I've never seen the M&M's like this in my life! What a cool commercial!

[Sinz327]

pb M&ms dont get enough love

[BuckWilliams17]

@Sinz327 Agreed. But unfortunately not everyone has the same sophisticated palette as you and I. Let's see, plain are red, peanut are yellow, crispy are orange. They've also made green and blue into plain as well. So that leaves brown. What can we do with that?

[kennkal]

Awww, before Blue was added.

[dopatine]

Makes me want to join the marines.

JK

[Jones862074]

0:10 your ass

[96dominoes]

Hang on, if they are new recruits, how are they already coloured?

[mysterious2506]

So the M&M's who didn't make it through became Smarties?

[cagzomo]

They're so cute :)

[evadrol]

I'm always pissed when I get W's in my M&M's.

It's 2011 and Mars still can't get it fucking right.

[smiLe0795]

Im Mr.Bucket! Im gonna suck on your balls,Im Mr.Bucket *The first one who puts they're balls in Mr.Bucket Wins! Other wise they will pop out !"

[Jennyy51495]

I wish commericals were animated still 

[drhitler]

your days of fingerbanging mary jane rottencrotch are over!

[enfrahg]

"Open your hand and smile" would never pass on TV today.

[axmiller76]

too bad their just gonna be eaten

[bulletbanana534]

@DevinTClark Sorry sir were too busy raping one another

[SpraxIAKS]

@DevinTClark R.Lee Ermey!

[Excallyburr]

@DevinTClark haha, whatever kk.

[JonaVicis]

90s commercial? Seems like 60s. LOL

[jonnyharding101]

there's nothing like training to be eaten

[XXRiotgirl12]

@jonnyharding101

thats what she said :D

[acw02]

WOW! The M&M's commercials used to 2-D animated! :O

[TehKitteh01]

I actually remember this one!

[deleteaman]

OMG I finally learned why some M&M's dont have M

[dalekdude180]

skittles melt in your hand.

[TheCreator4]

@dalekdude180 the point is that chocolate w/out the candy shell melts easier

[brianooog]

THE RED M&M IS A REAL DICK THESE DAYS

[LaughJester9000]

@brianooog Nowadays Red is voiced by the same guy who voices Fry and Stimpy and Yellow is voiced by Spiderman's boss

[fremenchips]

who's made delicious milk chocolate?

we are sir.

BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOTTA PAIR!

[g8c8]

SMARTIES FTW

[goodvibesallround]

m&ms used to be nice, now there arrogant in present day commercials....whats up with that.

[EBHughsThe1st]

@goodvibesallround

Only Red. Yellows more a dope, Blue is pretty cool, Orange is nervous, and Green is "The Girl".

[Kox300]

back when the yellow m&m wasnt an idiot and the red one a douchebag

[pipuk3]

the brown ones will be front line infantry!

[xheathermichelle]

oh my gosh I totally remember this commercial!!!

[bleeduntildeath]

who's up for a blanket party? I am getting hungry

[Palafico3]

@909in2009 He got drunk one night at the camp, and then accidentally molested one of the campers. he went to prison for 20 years, and now he's just a bitter candy-coated delicious milk chocolate M&M.

[jasongunning2468]

1997, And Green Changed Sex To Woman!

[Ben67789]

Nothing like the sound of chocolate on the march

[fgfg790]

LMFAOOO "alright you little chocolates " makes me crack up because im black, and it just sound like something else lmao

[raptors46usa]

i so remember this

[SaturnEternity]

Holy fuck I remember this! AHHH NOSTALGIA!

[GWMissons]

We all have a little nigger inside of us.....

[Mrgarciahead]

From the era before yellow started smoking pot.

[Cakerolled]

@Mrgarciahead

and before red turned into a massive douche

[ChickenFriedHuman]

i actually remember this. i feel old now

[alissamhoffman]

way before they made the yellow m&m stupid acting

[angelxace]

Way before they had blue M&Ms.

[atomicship1]

hold on, have any of u heard the sound of marching chocalets?

[Axe995]

And then they went and got eaten.

[Leilahorsey123]

ok i am eating M&ms now lol

[cs1maniac]

lol he's right... there IS no other sound like chocolates marching

[C102y]

Oh gosh, I remember this commercial! I think I have it on a VHS tape from when I was recording Ninja Turtles. Wow, that comment makes me sound old.

Thanks for the nostalgia!

[Grzegrzolka]

@C102y Same here :D And I live in Poland!

[jcool916]

how come there is no brown one anymore.

[keniakittykat]

@jcool916 there isn't? well then what DID i eat this afternoon?!

[jcool916]

@keniakittykat i actually dont really know thats what my sister told me. i just havent had m&ms in a long time

[christhenerd8]

Yeah, except for the fact that you hand looks like a freakin' kaleidoscope afterward . . .

[yungkidnf]

i dont think this commercial is from the 90s or the later part of the decade lol an i jus realized this aint John Goodman voicing yellow

[Meoshira]

Dang, this was back when they had tan M&Ms. XD

[amazingnothingness]

This commercial every so often plays in my head.

[capnhands]

OH NO, were being ambushed by skittles

[turbo1431]

uh, i think this is the 60s

[starspangled86]

aww i remember this! i thought it was cute they took a shower to get the color on lol

[postmanjoesfriend]

wow 50 cent stole lyrics from candy shop from this lol how sad

[pixargod]

back when red wasn't a douche and yellow was an idiot.

[yungkidnf]

@pixargod yellow still is lol but John Goodman voiced him back then an J.K. Simmons voices him now

[gratefultobehere]

i prefer these over those real life creepy ones

[shortykaterina]

WOW green had a sex change

[pokesumo]

@shortykaterina ????

[xoxojennaluvsuxoxo]

@shortykaterina lol i think green already had her M ;)

[live4thesummer]

@shortykaterina lol where is that in the video?

[shortykaterina]

@live4thesummer yes

[shortykaterina]

@live4thesummer she's a girl now, and in the video she/he is a boy

[Paigeshusband]

@shortykaterina

And yellow had a lobotomy, cause he's not a dunce in this commercial.

[wiisalute]

when did this air?

[ken3705]

Open your hand and smile?

thats what she said

[DBZmegafan99]

Ancient

[234cece]

omg. they are so cute

[LordEli]

Man I remember this one..sad times when you can remember things of 20 year back

[djstover2003]

@LordEli your not kidding, i was born in '86 and its hard to believe that these commercials were out that long ago. makes me feel old

[mango7272]

they are getting shipped to afghanistan most likely, where chocolate is scarce

[kaled277]

A good trivia: m&ms were made during either ww1 or ww2 because a hershey bar would melt when the soldiers began to open it or eat it, thats when m&ms were made to not melt, thats why you see this commercial as a millitary background.

[PrankMasterP9394]

@kaled277 oh that makes sense cause those wars took place in the 90's right?

[foreveryouforeverme]

how do they have sex

[kaled277]

@foreveryouforeverme maybe by melting you mean when the color would spread in your hand or when the shell weakens.

[TheGamingExperience1]

@foreveryouforeverme they got to earn those m's

[ABunchOfHooligans]

I SUB EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

[naviblue56]

I dont understand why they are happy, they will just die in my mouth.. i feel like an animal now D:

[weLeb14]

IM MADE OF MILK CHOCOLATE

[marynor09]

i remember this ad.. LOL...

[SolidVidKid]

lol.... open your hand and smile....

[doogrisa]

they just wanna suck on you balls

[jmjmjm97]

@waytogoodforyouXD oh my god, go rot and die in a festering hole of dogshit and horse semen you spamming faggot.

[darklordsigara]

O those brave scouts will live to get there m and die in the war we call eating

[blackneomil]

Odd, I remember this commercial from when I was a kid. But in Dutch there was a song accompanying it....so weird that in the english one all they do is talk...

[MewMichaelX7]

They look so much better in two D instead of CGI. They seemed so much happier in the 90's/

[H4xHer0]

redsounds like sonic the hedgehog

[corgi1988]

I love these!

[SupergamerX]

Is it me or does red sound like Sonic from "The adventures of sonic the hedgehog"?

[BrigadierPanda]

@SupergamerX I believe both are voiced by Steve Urkel

[Mujahadeen87]

thats what i say to my girl

[silentstrike220]

When did red start to hate yellow?

[senyorita2astigin]

I remember this

[1337d0od]

wow they've changed.

[MyPersonalVendetta]

They do melt in your hand, which is false advertising. However, it could be said that they don't melt in your hand by just picking them up and eating them. You have to hold them in your hand for a few minutes before they start melting.

[Sorvea]

@MyPersonalVendetta actually, they say "The Milk Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. They don't say "The colorful Candy shells make your hands look all tye-dye"

[jake94]

Makes me feel a little guilty that I have to eat these little guys...but hey life is cruel. LOL

[SomeFluffer64]

this was before the red m&m was a jerk

[shadowhexogram]

This commercial is obviously before the red became mean and yellow became dumb.

[desmondwkyip]

Why did they make yellow stupid and red as an asshole?

[shadowhexogram]

@desmondwkyip good question.

[evenmorebetter]

I remember this. Tan-colored M&Ms along with the brown ones, that was a whiiiiiile ago.

[monkey11107]

All that hard work just to get eaten : / so sad

[LolxNinja]

the thing is they actualy do melt in your hand XD

[sinshiro]

@LolxNinja

well stain ya at least lol

[Philloveroffred]

well ya they do. but the CHOCOLATE doesn't melt i your hand. the coloring does. lol

[Quartrez]

@LolxNinja Do you live in a oven ? Nah, just kidding... Or am I ?

[bettyboop17d]

loos like the red mnm became an azz with old age because he's mean now.

[RavesandRouge]

its like i watch this commercial then you see the ones now and its like WOW its been sooo long.

[Spritanium]

But M&Ms DO melt in your hand.

After awhile, anyway.

[michiyoyoshiku]

but the shell prevent leakage

[Zaphernater]

im not sure. i cannot put my finger on it but something does not feel right about this commercial

[903harman]

the red Mnm's nice!

[MrMarcorocks]

im so sorry i got a typeo, i just cant be perfect!

no1 is

[mqg96]

This was the golden age of m&ms commercial, but in 1994 this version was inverted into 3d then in 1996 they finally finished the m&ms 3d crappy commercials.

[DysenteryAndy]

o god dammit my nastalga meter just went up!! i remember being a kid and watching this! it would always come out during pokemons comercials!!!!

[MrMarcorocks]

wasnt the blue M&M invented in the 20th century or 21th?

[youthboy14]

They were invented in 1995, so 20th century.

And it's 21st, not 21th.

[tinoking]

I so remember this

[zebamarie]

well actually, sometimes the candy shell will melt in your hand if ur hand is wet, lol

[babygiraffe123]

I remember this ad! Loved it. Another thing I loved......Crispy M&M's that came in a blue package. Those were so good! Too bad they were discontinued. : (

[KeroCake]

I know I loved crispy M&Ms too!!! They shouldn't have gotten rid of them D:

[mqg96]

What happened to the crispy flavor, that was like the best one!

[Cakefrag]

What? I eat Crispy M&M's in blue package when I was in France, seems like they still got it.

[babygiraffe123]

Well, I know they're discontinued in Canada, anyway. I'm not really sure about other parts of the world.

[mushroomhead1213]

90's dump azz movie star20

[Fastjet21]

why is there no blue M&M??

[Moviestar20]

what year is this from ?

[jan4clivy]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiice

[lilerichotwheels24]

I like the Peanut Butter kind of M&M's :)

[Cherry2713]

i forgot bout those! their my fav to! ahhhhh peanut butter

[RafaelSteiner7]

I wonder what a vietnam-traumatized M&M looks like.

Guess it turns from a delicious milk chocolate to a bitter chocolate.

[BJHunnicutt4077]

Waaaaaa :( I miss my child hood!

[babygiraffe123]

AMEN TO THAT!!

[SamuraiClinton]

WOW!

This is sorta the Full Metal Jacket of M&Ms.

Because military themed commercials are more amusing and understandable than putting hands in the air to a dance song. I mean seriously, if you going to be on a dancefloor, only go on there if your going to dance with somebody. Otherwise, just watch this silly commercial, or you can join the Military. Because people need more discipline if they are going to chose their entertainment wisely.

And eating M&Ms can get your mind off of stress!

[RafaelSteiner7]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Samurai Clinton, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

[jhwink]

I don't think this is miliary themed but boy scout themed

[muffinheadish]

fukin asshole

[Eekolu]

this is ironic, because soldiers were the ones to originally eat them, back in nam or WWII.

[munik897]

oh this is just hilarious for sum reason

[geffrod]

When you think about it this commercial is kind of fucked up. The recruits are working hard towards a goal that ends with themselve being ground up by molars. Are the young M&Ms martyring themselves or what?

[CelestialSeraphym]

LOL great observation!

[turbo1431]

@geffrod

you think about this too much

[inkedwell]

This commercial is awesome, I remember seeing it a LOOOONG time ago. But seeing this reminded me of crunchy M&Ms, which came out around the time they started making blue ones.

What happened to those? Those were the shit

[MahinaSinger]

I love the 90's

[AngelofMusic930811]

But they do melt in your hands.You get red,n yellow n what not dye all over them

[goldsilver21]

M&M's with light brown colors? This takes me way back.

[KristaDawn1985]

I remember this...wow I am old...

Wow, I always wondered what their commercials were like before the Red and Yellow M&Ms were computer animated.