Chuck Norris on the Tony Danza Show

[TheKnockout756]

everr wonder who bit the piece of in the apple on a mac Chuck norris

[its2in0the1numbers1]

Chuck Norris knows madonna's first name

[ShimmyKimmy90]

Chuck Norris and Wolverine got into a fight.

Chuck Norris lost his left nut.

It is now known as Jupiter!

[elias23160]

chuck norres nuff said

[TheOneAndOnlyMrJLB]

you play hide and seek.

chuck norris plays hide and hope the hell i don't find you!

[eerereps]

Chuck Norris wasn't aware he was being filmed in Walker Texas Ranger...

[yourfavoriteAndrew]

when chuck norris does push-ups he doesnt pull himself he pulls the world

[mesner5]

chuck norris knows victoria's secret

[BeyFan97]

Chuck Norris once closed a remote with a tv

[jaejmd12]

In soviet Russia, chuck Norris is still strong...

[eLoveHate]

vote LOVE for Chuck Norris on the eLoveHate website! you know he's awesome

[ganning159]

chuck nottis is like 71 now. and this was only 5 years ago. damn he keeps in shape

[Deathsupport37]

I heard after the show Chuck killed Tony Danza because everyone know Chuck Norris is the boss.

[WhatGodNow]

Bruce Lee was an Atheist. Chuck Norris HATES Atheists... why Chuck why?

[GoTea01]

@WhatGodNow Wow, thats was random...and stupid

[narutothewinnerof100]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

[TheReverend29]

lol 2 Top Comments is the funniest comment i've ever seen XD

[N0n00bzall0wed]

God vs. Chuck Norris... who would win? Chuck Norris, but why would Chuck Norris fight himself?

[jgonz185]

Chuck Norris recorded the movie Avatar on his cell phone.

[zembob]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked some one so fast, he broke the speed of light,went back in time and kicked Amelia Airheart while she was over the pacific ocean, and I think you know what happened to her after....

[T3K1000]

did you guys know chuck norris is actualy a part time reporter on fox news? he got the job because if chuck norris asks you a question, your going to fucking anwser it. and im serious about the fox news

[jeffersonsteelflex99]

I think the jokes started after Chuck Norris was on dodgeball, and vince vaughn said thank you chuck norris

[DarkReapersGrim]

I hated this fucking show. It took up space on my tv screen. Nowadays any monkey can get a show.

[temmink2010]

Chuck Norris can't stop me from finishing this se

[zangatangring]

Has anyone ever called Chuck Norris weak???? Sorry, let me rephrase that question....

Has anyone committed suicide?

[9000giannis]

Tony Danza Show on the Chuck Norris is the Right title..

[13Segruts]

Chuck Norris once got a fever, you may know of it as global warming.

[zembob]

@13Segruts No,Chuck Norris has white blood cells that have black around them, tiny black belts. they can beat the crap out of any virus that comes it to Chuck Norris' body, thus making it impossible for him to ever get ill.

[TheEXpothead]

I want chuck norris to train me :D imagen the power lol :D

[franz909]

Chuck Norris - probably one of the worst" actors" of all time ....it's a toss up between him and Mr. T. or Ice Cube ....

[edhatch27]

@franz909 That's because he doesn't have to act.  His badassness is REAL!

[codemeister420]

after osama bin laden was killed it was reveled that chuck norris just came home from vacation in iraq

[undertyped1]

tony danza does not interview chuck norris, chuck norris interviews tony danza

[redlionpride]

25 people are going to be missed. RIP.

[StrallyMan]

Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands, they are now called the islands

[dominic970]

@StrallyMan lmfao! xD

[swimbuggy92]

Chuck norms knows Victorias secret..

[davidjlac]

chuck norris is interviewing tony danza show ""

[VinnieDaMac]

@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL Early 2006

[godofwar6511]

@VinnieDaMac funny as hell if u cant see chuck norris ur seconds away from death i turn my head away from my computer looking at a wall then nothing happens fuck u chuck norris u lied

[yasirpanezai]

chuck norris wears a live rattle snake for a condom

[Popcornish22]

Chuck Norris is no match to beat Harry Pott- OH SHIT THE NEWS JUST SAID HARRY POTTER ENDS

[Copimi]

TWAT??? KUNDT HEAR YOU!!!!

[brendanduffy21]

25 people are not living

[ryanhannahfan]

no one has ever beaten chuck norris at anything.. except steven hawking.. look what happened to him

[TheEXpothead]

@zephranna01 chuck norris is the king is the grand architecht of the universe probably >< that's why he's so kick ass ^^

[TheEXpothead]

@zephranna01 y, that's like his favorite one :) all chuck facts are gold :) but it's always nice when someone comes up with something new that works :)

[bigcatisbig]

this video had a 45 seconds advertising

but it won't play

out of fear of

CHUCK NORRIS

[shiscabob100]

if chuck norris had anger issues he wouldnt laugh at those jokes he would round house kick the man who made them

[MrFisturmom]

Little Kiddies can pee their names in snow. chuck norris can Piss his name in concrete.

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land!

[1942NaziPanzer]

chuck norris roundhouse kicked his name and it became sirron kcuhc

[tryandlisten]

When Chuck Norris asked Tony Danza about "Whos the Boss", Tony immediately told him, "You are"

[Mosufo]

Zombies eat humens but Chuck norris eat dinosaurs!

[Junsumoto]

Why is Tony Danza on the Chuck Norris show?

[TheEXpothead]

Chuck norris can grow weed with more than 100% thc in it.

[TheGrungeGamer]

I was expecting Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Tony Danza :(

[mbentley1112]

they made a toilet paper out of chuck norris but they had to burn it cuz chuck norris doesnt take shit from anybody

[zan117lol]

24 people couldnt see chuck norris and didnt run

[bossrube53]

hey people if you want the tony danza show to be back on TV, sign the petition at petitionspot . com/petitions/savedanza/

[bossrube53]

hey people if you want the tony danza show to be back on TV, sign the petition at petitionspot . com/petitions/savedanza/

[bobagangster]

Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[mannybrucesalvador]

BRUCE LEE hit CHUCK NORRIS so hard back in 72 that he now see's everything upside down!! You dont mess with the DRAGON!!

[randomancrossoverfan]

@mannybrucesalvador the only person who ever beat chuck norris even in a movie is dead...be afraid be very afriad

[mannybrucesalvador]

@randomancrossoverfan Sorry but I'm not impressed.For your info Chuck was beaten at least 10 times during his KARATE KID days.Watch his fight with Skipper Mullins here on You Tube.What a Joke.

[dtigert233]

chuck norris died ten years ago, the girm reaper is just too afraid to tell him

[Louigene]

@dtigert233 dude that is the best chuck norris facts ever

[freakyfreaklol]

TONY DANZA HAD A SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ktfgk]

Guess what happened to the 24 people who disliked this video? Chuck Norris.

[eggsalad8709]

Before Chuck Norris jokes, there was Bill Brasky. :]

[crute002]

Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee taugh Chuck Jeet Kune Do so how can anyone say that he is better than Bruce. I think not, I feel he is getting the respect that is due Bruce Lee. Its easy to say you're better than someone when they are already deceased.

[randomancrossoverfan]

@crute002 this video is irrelavant to bruce lee

[jonatan4532]

RUN TONY RUN RUN HE WILL KILL YOU

[Servedpancakes]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his striking good looks and unparalleled martial arts skills. After the transaction was finalized chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, decided he couldn't stay mad at chuck and he admitted he should've seen it coming. They now play poker together every second Wednesday of the month

[DerZeppterdesAldi]

What is so special on this Chuck Norris ?

[killerkid123100]

@DerZeppterdesAldi i would answer this, but you are already dead

[Louigene]

@DerZeppterdesAldi dude dont ever mess with chuck norris man

[teo1000t]

When Chuck Norris laughs it means he won't kill you in a second but in 10 seconds with a slow motion roundhouse kick!!!!

[4POINT3TropicalStorm]

Chuck Norris isnt on the tony danza show. Tony danza is on the Chuck Norris show.

[GaunletofDestruction]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls. Since when did hair grow on steel:D

[MrPinaka]

chuck inserted his Penis in the vagina of two blonds at the same time while having a blow job by the third

[DotArtistas]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris!

[RATMAudioslaveJunky]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story:

Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole. When he crapped the turtle out, it was 6 feet tall and had learned karate.

[kdc43]

@RATMAudioslaveJunky I'm reading thru these stupid Norris comments and yours is the funniest one so far.

[codemeister420]

chuck norris is such a bitch.... hold on someone is at my front door

[DoshUnScripted]

& codemeister420 was never heard from again...

[Geckuno]

@codemeister420 thats the only comment that I laughed loudly on youtube.... I'm subbing you just for the comment =)

[codemeister420]

@Geckuno haha thanks man i can't take the credit for it tho my friend told it to me i just thought i would share it with the youtube world

[TheRockLover1000]

@codemeister420 Roflmao! xD

[stupidmuthafucka]

when Chuck Norris went to the toilet to take a shit.he don't flush the toilet.he scares the shit out of the toilet.

[kdc43]

Chuck Norris is a muslim-bearded nazi commie-fag!!!!!

[roger12363]

@kdc43 fuck you

[kdc43]

@roger12363  You can't.....you aint got no dick to fuck me with.

[Armageddon1986]

@kdc43 I tried to kick thumbs down and missed and hit thumbs up....

(throat slit by Chuck Norris)

[Vader30400]

chuck norris deleted this comment

[Taisma24]

The Bogeyman checks his closet every night to make sure he folded his clothes correctly.

[physicalKinetics]

chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter!

[grasscat1977]

i wish chuck would have landed a devastating flying roundhouse kick to tony danza's teeth.that would have been cool.

[jdoublep64]

go on Facebook and search : Longest Chuck Norris fact ever. you'll laugh your ass off.

[Uaerli]

2012 is the year chuck Norris dies

[Cutesweetyuna]

@Uaerli 2012 is the year Chuck Norris will go back to mars, actually.

[Armageddon1986]

@Uaerli Chuck Norris doesn't die, he will just go into hiding, just to see how people act

[1999521]

@Uaerli Don´t be blasphemous!! Chuck Norris is immortal :)

[6casi8modo9]

@1999521 Immortal is Chuck Norris ;)

[BlkStunna8]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from chuck norris!

[syler100]

What will happen when Chuck Norris became angry?

wait until 2012 dec 21 and you'll see for yourself.

[wanaply9]

2 cool guys! and tough guys, Danza Boxed Golden Gloves.

[KoRnKnoTTeR]

You damn right there's never any ads on Chuck Norris videos

[SadegoGG]

Chuck Norris is the God of Politics. And Chuck Norris openly endorses Ron Paul.

Ron Paul 2012~~

[awelillow]

whats the joke at 0:38 ??? i cant understand

[x92811]

The video cut off short because chuck norris didn't feel like talking anymore

[danielraul1989]

at 0:22 Tony Danza touched Chuck Norris arm, this show is no longer exists

[danielraul1989]

0:22 explains why the Tony Danza show no longer exists

[Cyprian3]

The dinosaurs became extinct because Chuck Norris discovered the roundhouse kick.

[nogameben]

They got the idea for steel wool by observing Chuck Norris' pubic hair in action.

[Viktir666]

Charlene Norris is a bitch.

[zodawg0079]

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.

[milos05]

Chuck Norris doesn't consider sex as sex if lady survive.

[Zirka4life]

Chuck Norris doesn't produce sperm, he produces little white ninjas with one purpose: Seek and Destroy.

[clearcombat]

This should be said about Benny The Jet

[hondalover301]

Everytime I c chucky he reminds me how Bruce gave Him a good lesson!!!!

[megasunnyde]

Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.

[lamfrocks]

chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

[linkboy00000000]

Because Chuck Norris

[strideloper]

sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[randomancrossoverfan]

@strideloper how the f you do that?

[corymcginley]

@strideloper How the hell did you get upside down letters?! am I the only one that questions that?!

[IoAndTitan]

@corymcginley lol, i first thought it was russian :s

[DoshUnScripted]

@corymcginley

ǝןdɯıS ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıdʎʇ ʇɹɐʇs uǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ 4Ⅎ + ʇן∀ uʍop pןoH uǝɥʇ 'sʍopuıM ɐ pǝǝu noʎ ʇsɹıɟ 'ʎsɐǝ ʎןןɐǝɹ s,ʇI

[DominoRyder]

Tony Danza asked Who's the Boss, then Chuck Norris raped him and there was no question after that.

[Javier6D]

Chuck Norris is his own father

[Petegrin1]

chuck norris could run before he could walk.

[davidublin]

Chuck Norris once drowned a guy, in the Sahara desert

[Petegrin1]

@davidublin wow, that joke really sucks

[davidublin]

@Petegrin1 ya ma suchs bad

[JimmyLKnight]

@davidublin

No that was funny.

[Regal805]

Chuck Norris lost is virginity before his father did.

[95butman]

chuck norris doesn't get to the choppa because he's already there.

[ExplosionNinja]

when god said " let there be light "

chuck norris said " say please "

[junglemage666]

Chuck Norris gave birth to himself

[Nostalgic2006]

Chuck Norris could scramble egg nog.

[Blakep666]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[NickInfante92]

If you find yourself in a dire situation, just ask yourself: "What Would Chuck Norris Do?" Needless to say, you then give up, because you can't do what Chuck Norris does. 

[mrfunderful]

that's a bad wig...of course i'll never say that to Chuck Norris's face.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

[Topphat18]

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5.... Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[max5192]

chuck norris must be so pissed off with all of these now

[whatisyoulookinat35]

Chuck Norris can punch all of the oil in the Gulf OVER to Sarah Palin's house.

Chuck Norris said fuck you Kayne your shitty songs put me in a SILENT RAGE

Chuck Norris's fist RANGE's all over TEXAS when it WALKs over there.

Chuck Norris told Bob Dole that his name is BOB DOLE

Chuck Norris told David Carradine to go FUCK HIMSELF (get it?)

Chuck Norris told Bill Cosby to have a fuckload of PUDDING

[Bennylivingston]

Chuck Norris can give a naked man a wedgie.

[TheGuest5976]

Chuck Norris can tell time, WHAT TO DO.

[Zefunker]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...Too bad he never cries.

[SmokezZ908]

chuck norris enjoys the jokes. its nice to see lol some people when they get old are cranky.

[metsnygiants]

When chuck norris' balls dropped, the earth was born

[thebigman4444]

when the end of the world comes chuck norris will STILL be alive

[skaven2100]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is

[Daymack]

Aliens prepare a attack on chuck norris to eat him and become immortal..

[MOODYSCOOBY]

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

[mef2theman]

Why is Tony Danza on the Chuck Norris show?

[Tb21x]

love chuck :D:D:D:D:D

[WundahfulWorld]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris, and he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

[WencaZizka]

When Chuck Norris jump into water he isn't wet, but water is Chuck Norris.

[JuniorProducer1996]

Chuck Norris can burn an ant through a magnifying glass.....at night

[SouthParkBinh]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[e009yoh]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

[ChainsmokingPothead]

chuck norris once took an elephant dick in his ass and he said he could fit 5 more atleast

the black eyed peas where knowns as the peas, before they met chuck norris.

[markieju]

Chuck Norris has a black belt in Kungfu, Kickboxing, Karate and Kamasutra!

[AdamWest639]

if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you

[CoNiGMa]

Chuck was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After several excruciating hours of pain, the snake died.

Chuck once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee and broke him in half. The resulting pieces today are known as Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Chuck once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Chuck is so fast, he can flip off the light in his room and be in bed under the covers before the room gets dark.