John Bishop Live At The Apollo Part 1

[KrustyLovesYou]

HE TOUCHED MY BACK.

[btccf1yeehaaa]

one of them just thinks am a nob to be honest, yea av got one of them hahaha :D

[ivorjustahadacrapa]

you useless scouse cunt, a close friend recently died of a bone deteriorating illness and it was far funnier than you you fuckin waste of oxygen, tell a past story another time you useless bag of shite. fuck you and die. prick. Wank joke milking gobshite asshole. Please die. CUNT

[UniPWN]

@ivorjustahadacrapa Shut up? :L don't like him? Fuck off.

[Jonaszk95]

@YourHorrorSpace Echo? Isn't that a newspaper that you can get for free when you on a bus and 3 out of 5 pages are full of advertisements.

[mickram23]

Is it just me or are the audience laughing at every single thing he says? Even when he obviously hasn't got to the punchline yet!? I'm sorry but John Bishop is a pub comedian that has somehow been elevated to superstardom.

An example of a joke that seemed to reduce the audience to tears of laughter:-

'I heard one of my son's mates say 'it must be cool having a dad who's a comedian' to which he replied 'No, he's a knob'. Errm yes, need I say more?

[89forks]

@mickram23 Ah come on man, do you not think he's hilarious on A League of Their Own???

[TheLatchford]

@mickram23 Yes i think it is just you.Why are you scratching around for comedy and watching someone you obviously dont have a same sense of humor with.Why are you being so dictating on your sense of humor.Frankly i think anyone that watches something they hate ,is a bit ODD

[mickram23]

@TheLatchford

Ermm.......don't you have to watch something first before you can decide wether you like it or not? Maybe I was 'scratching around' for something I DID like (Milton Jones for example). But everyone's taste is different (luckily for the comedians!).

[TheLatchford]

@mickram23 fair point



[majesticmaniac]

Willem dafoe..Thats who he looks like

[DonZeeLee]

Haha if you watch this /watch?v=UorpjinrGKE&feature=r­elated at 3:01 you see the light bulb go out! hahahahahaha

[MuandLe]

29 people were rejected their grant

[hahahah987again]

7:35 Bottom Left Corner. Adele???

[GGxProductions]

@YourHorrorSpace jog on.... lol ain't heard that one in a while. And why would he put on a scouse accent at all times he is in public? That's just retarded

[GGxProductions]

@YourHorrorSpace Um.... sorry to burst your bubble but he is actually from liverpool and that is his real accent....

[x1akurei]

"You lucky bastard!" :')

[markiethedarkie]

A poor mans Billy Connelly. Have a look at some of Billy's earlier stuff and you will see what I mean.

[tommy444able]

@markiethedarkie you cant even compare this tit to the big yin

[arobekie]

This prick makes wearing a suit look difficult,i wonder what hes going to do since TJ hughes closed.

[domdiddydom21]

i lv this he is sooooooo funny i almost pissed my self ha lol

[kushalashok]

lol.. Eskimo giving a lift to african! :D

[sailinsun]

Good Stuff !



[youngelvisnightowls]

why does he resemble rob brydon??

[tommy444able]

i think hes a fanny

[DiscoverPeace]

5:43 HISLOP!!!

[Archemis6]

24 Have no sense of Humour at all.

[jonastheawesome1]

its kinda hard to understand what he's sayin but funny man ;)

[MrMoviemaster26]

Haha so funny when he says people always mistake him for BEZ from the happy mondays

[74sowen]

@YourHorrorSpace Nope, he was born in Liverpool Mill Road maternity hospital, but thanks for your input :)

[DonZeeLee]

Am I the only one who was completely distracted by the one black dot on the P

[cccrazybeautifulll]

@DonZeeLee I wasn't until i read this comment, now its all i can see!

[StannyT]

@DonZeeLee only now that you pointed it out, I was quite happy in my ignorance lol

[Sophie54321ful]

@DonZeeLee haha i was too :')

[Emiilyyx221]

@DonZeeLee Whyyy did i read your comment? I was happily ignorent of the one black dot on the P before ¬_¬

[theboyinblack90]

@DonZeeLee Not now >:(

[marckellyv1]

@DonZeeLee Yes.. you clown. Why even mention it, plonker

[mrpointment1]

@DonZeeLee hahahaha yea it drove me nuts the whole way through haha

[pinewoodproductio100]

@DonZeeLee ha lol i think a light bulbg has blowen LOL

[pinewoodproductio100]

@DonZeeLee i think a light bulb has blowen LOL

[RealityNi9E]

@DonZeeLee not now that ive read your comment your not ffs !

[andygooner96]

you no it like pour gin in to a woman u no at some piont shes gona break down lol!!

[DB21DonamonDynamos]

anyone else notice a bulb on the 'P' has popped???

[colinecho69]

@DB21DonamonDynamos yea its on loads

[stupidjunk978]

@DB21DonamonDynamos It's always like that

[kellie34209]

,y dad used to go to school with john

[senordingdongify]

@CharleyGracee haha i saw it too!

[maggiev0805]

John is absolutely brilliant, and (very good looking). Brilliant entertainer.

[TheLOLgameplay]

all my friends tell me l look just like him

[D1d13rDr0gb4]

John has gone to the best comedian in Britain <3

[bigdima3]

Meerkat instinct lol

[rareflorence]

sup papa fitch?

[LorettyTodd]

Classic! Gotta love John! 

[ElvisChrist6]

One of the lights on the P is out!

[lynus111]

You wait hours for a punch line you already guessed, didnt find funny and got bored waiting for. Crap obvious gags, its like the worst of 'keeping up appearnces' or some other god awful BBC 'family' sitcom.

[creston918]

He's so dry, it's brilliant.

[Mrginny10]

no he's a nob haha

[0Tidgy0]

There's a light missing on the P in A(P)ollo. =)

[robglazing1]

crap needs to learn english

[ksportz66]

Totally unfunny.. 10 jokes spun out to 30 minutes

[SirLeeOldgit]

why does the camera keep showing us the sublebrities on a freebie ticket? Naff.

[StephenFiorentini]

This man will go down in the history books as a 'fooooking legend!' x']!!

[octopuspick]

John Bishop is class, a very funny man

[Thinkingjelle]

can someone put subtitles on this vid? I don't understand him really good.

[FakePlasticShrimp]

5:45 "and if you're welsh, what you're thinking ISNT what I am".. you know he wanted to say that, but has to stay legit lol JOHN BISHOP, TRUE SCOUSER

[leomnor]

Isn't that Adrian Lester(Hustle)?? 2:55

[gentlebreze1]

@leomnor yh

[GeorgeAmsterdam]

This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?

For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.

[jellis4465]

Get to the point john.Not funny not funny.

[wwefantnafan247]

the 1 fuckong light that didnt work had to be on the screen

[aveensleftshoe]

the light is broken cos he walked into the P on the apollo sign

[h20melonlays]

That light is drivin me bloody mad!

[xXiTaKeOuTZzXx]

The P is broken!!!!!!! :O

[Rohan2300]

@xXiTaKeOuTZzXx that missing lightbulb is aggravating my normally non-existent OCD :P

[timg63]

SHIT

[wattoizgr8]

@Gobber59 machester home of twats!

[gruntguy007]

@wattoizgr8 you mixed up the word twats with chavs

[pettyspringsteen312]

@Gobber59 The Beatles were from Liverpool, go on the street say something bad about the beatles and I'll be surprised if you don't get your face slammed against a brick wall

[GirlsAloudFanNumber1]

when he went "im from liverpool" i was like WOOOO ME TOO haha <3 he is so funny :')

[TELJAN]

What car is people carrier?

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

Like a Toyota Previa or a Citroen Picasso.

Large cars for transporting 6+ people.

[56Foo]

vidio sam ovaj video već jednom ali me buraz zajebava pa sad moram opet gledat -.-

[woohicare]

Thumbs Up if you're tired of people like me saying "Thumbs Up"

[xXmollzaXx]

Look dad :D I caught a machine!

[mindydrummer]

14 people didnt like this video. get over it.

[The1stPoster]

My Geography teacher was called Mr Jenkins.. odd bloke..

[Dominated1408]

ooh hes handsome and funny :)

[MattyMcGregor14]

Should do a show before a Liverpool game

[ALIKZ289]

Truth be told, I dident come here to watch the video, I came to tell you that I love you name

[MegaSpecko]

14 peope are welsh

[GrrrDoylerr]

How The Fuck Can People Dislike This ??

The Only thing i find wrong with him is hes a liverpool fan

[BigLiam123]

My favourite comedian!!! Better than Lee Evans!!

[fallenangelb4mva7x]

Oh my god his sons an Emo!!!! Would it b wrong 2 say I want his son now??!!?!:-):-)

[gjhbarkerdog]

@fallenangelb4mva7x

itd be cool having his son

[0MaR786202]

14 people poured petrol into their diesel cars (y)

[NeverShoutSophiiie]

Proper wanna meet his family :')

[Dunderkladden]

Subtitles? Naah, I keeed 

[MANFROMMARS46]

Darling Genia

I think you might like this bugger. He's the hottest comedian in the UK at the moment.

Love and kisses

David xxx

[danty362]

@Bedely1 yes

[selenajasondemi]

I had to go out of the room I was laughing so much!!

[krone900]

I can't believe people actually pay to see this man.

[TheAllanBates]

Bisho is spot on seen him a few times he is the man.

[SystemBrandon]

John used to coach me when I played for South Manchester Junior Football Club about 6 years ago.. it's amazing to see him at this level now. I stayed at his house once when I was friends with his son called Joe. He came in the room dressed up ready to do a local show, its just weird seeing him on every show in the UK and I used to see him every week when he was upcoming.

[andrew8833]

@SystemBrandon He's a good comedian I think.

[andrew8833]

@SystemBrandon It's also the same thing for me when you say that and what I think of Mike Bushell on BBC News 24.

His father used to work with my father, as a lecturer at a University, saw Mike a few years ago, he's a sport reporter for the channel, good man too, remember him allot from my childhood, he's always on BBC News on a Sunday or Saturday morning, depends on his shifts though.

[GeorgeAmsterdam]

@SystemBrandon What do you mean when he was upcoming? He never fucking upcame and stayed as shit as ever. If you see him again give him a smack from me please.

[FakePlasticShrimp]

@GeorgeAmsterdam aren't you a little angry queer. if he's 'as shit as ever', then what the fuck are you doing his videos you silly cunt.. go and suck your mothers left tit and tell her how you wish you were scouse

[GeorgeAmsterdam]

@FakePlasticShrimp Your irrelevant retard comments does not make him funny does it? In fact if you are his fan then I think I have proven my point.

[EpicFail304]

@FakePlasticShrimp its funny how u said the exact same words in the other video u were trolling xD

[DogVlog1000]

@GeorgeAmsterdam sorry do you have your own saturday night tv show and hanging out with celebs all the time ?

[Mattyx21]

@GiveMeThatWhatIDesir

its just behind his head on the left of him

[16Stingray]

Missing light bulb on the P

but still John Bishop is one of the best comedians around!x

[ColdShaunV2]

Thought it would of been just Audio at the beginning.

[leebishop21]

The music is four to the floor by starsailor

[lives2soak]

5:45 DAT ASS.

[daveydinodave]

whats the music playing at the start?

[earthfire1980]

yeah I noticed the bulb was missing...

[Leniiee1]

"..yeah i've got one of them"

[cocorocks88]

8:00 the girl on the right is married.

[MegaRupertBear]

@cocorocks88 that is one random comment

[Matty09Magic]

he is a great bloke but i did find a use for the 'useless' dual temperature joke. my grandad has 'dual temprature' controls (the offical name) and i found it is fantastic if the two people like differant heat levels like people tend to especially if they are within 30 years or more of age differance, and, that is actually why it is there!, other than that great bloke

[Bedely1]

was this guy in the last skins ?

[ChickenMcNuggetMeal]

@Bedely1 yep



[19melina92]

his accent is so hot<3

[LeutArtemis]

Thumbs up if you're watching because there's a broken light in the P in APOLLO behind him.

[samothrerefez]

very funny indeed

[ellabridgie]

thumbs up if ur watching just cause he's awesome! xx

[splinteredmind88]

thumbs up if your watching this because your bored!!

[razadaza90]

Oh No! There Is A Light Out On The P! STOP THE SHOW!

[khgrjwoealbon]

IT'S MR FITCH

[callumsimmons]

i don't no why but i've always been tempted to climb up the live at the apollo sign

[LiamThompson94]

@callumsimmons I don't no why but i've always been tempted to report to the mental asylum on someone fuckin weird and makes retarded comments

[phatcawk]

That's not the Apollo, where are all the black people??

[itsthecremdelacrem]

I'm not asking for thumbs up, but if you think John Bishop deserves one for being a hilarious comedian and not for the tv shows he's appeared in.

[andsbest]

theres a light bulb that isnt working on the P of apollo :)

[Coolcutting]

@andsbest Well this comment has really changed my life, i mean we are all better off for knowing that a light bulb on the P of Apollo is not working - get a life :D))

[levisufc]

Thumbs up if you're watching becaus eyou know he is a funny comedian

[loopyleah95]

heeeeey mac ;)

i like the way you think hehe,

oh god im embarrased by me username

[loopyleah95]

heeeeey mac ;)

i like the way you think hehe,

oh god im embarrased by me username

[themecman01]

Hey EVERYBODY in my English Class :) Big Mac ;D

[jingavi3t123]

@2608adrian You should see "Gina Yashere", hilarious stereotypical black woman<33

[CeltiicFC]

@2608adrian shut up you fucking retard..thumps up if you think........fuck off ya faggot..

[CeltiicFC]

@2608adrian welldone you got 355 thumbs up.haha,are you happy that you got so many thumbs up..the funny thing is that every day you look at this video to see if you get more thumbs up..Faggot...

[CeltiicFC]

@2608adrian great insult..well done..you are upto 357 thumbs up,are you going for the 400 mark?

[TELJAN]

@2608adrian Never saw him in Top Gear...

[LightningDonkey]

@2608adrian Can we thumbs down if we're not?

[2608adrian]

@LightningDonkey

no, you cannot

[LightningDonkey]

@2608adrian OK then.

[david2k6murphy]

@2608adrian yeah for the secoind time via i player

[Mattyx21]

did anyone notice the missing light bulb or is it just me lol

[KirstyMarieCelineFan]

@Mattyx21 I did LOL (:

[SonnnyyyScooott]

@Mattyx21 Its ALWAYS missing :)

[CJJARVIS777]

@Mattyx21 i noticed it :L!

[clapton152]

@Mattyx21 ders more than 1!!!!

[skaterdudeedge]

@Mattyx21 yeh on the pee

[MCJakkabean]

@Mattyx21 yehh hahaha lol.

[TheBubblesParadox11]

@Mattyx21 oh thanks, i can't watch anything else now xd

[susiepoosey]

@Mattyx21 it stuck out like a saw thumb lol, Soooooooooooooo annoying

[TheDarkstar10]

@Mattyx21 i did



[0DarkDeano0]

@Mattyx21 i see it all the time lol



[iamgreatish]

@Mattyx21 He probably robbed it.

[teamtwostarabridged]

@Mattyx21 if you watch the second time he is on the show he said before the sign went up he hit hes head on the sign

[81broncoman]

Hes funny and can drive a Kia Cee'd faster than Tom Cruise, hes good in my book.

[reptheviking]

Am i the only one who noticed one of the lights on the P was out?

[gwenlie]

@reptheviking i noticed that too

[X0Beads0X]

@smurfinpsp stupid and not funny are obviously matters of opinion but mate, how is he racist? eskimo's are used to cold climates, africans are used to hot climates. its just a fact.

[smurfinpsp]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ESKIMO AFRICAN AIRCON JOKE! This dude really ticks all the boxes: not funny, stupid AND racist. Great. Shittest comedian since Chairman Mao.

[220ver7]

when i seen this guy first and for a good while afterwards, i thought he was Bez from happy mondays, wasnt until i siad to someone that wasnt Bez looking healthy and doing well, that i found out who he was ;)

[220ver7]

when i seen this guy first and for a good while afterwards, i thought he was Bez from happy mondays, wasnt until i siad to someone that wasnt Bez looking healthy and doing well, that i found out who he was ;)

[Cassinator8]

i spoke to him yesturday at the liverpool match :)

[lfcrooke96]

he is the funniest man alive

[lp3t3l]

Hell yeah :) he was at my school for a tour :) HELL FUCKIN YEAH :D

[EFFILNUC1KRAM]

He was at my school today :D

[OMGYOURSELF13]

@EFFILNUC1KRAM woot st nicks is the shit :D

[EFFILNUC1KRAM]

@OMGYOURSELF13 he was at knutsford high school when i saw him