Measurement Log - You Suck at Photoshop

[Nathanplaincool]

The great vanishini pic is his father, he obviously grew up without a father, either. gawd :c

[GetstabbedFury]

Pants_pal.png for ronnie.. Interesting.

[joshz1111]

The only measurement that matters.

[cathrynxox]

I love the heavy breathing, LOL

[IamHexxorz]

He wanted us to actually go on that website and 'shop the sperm onto shit it was pretty obvious.

[UnknownNilheim]

@IamHexxorz ..you realize this is satire right? ... pleasedontdownloadronnie . com

[Xbawcks4life]

@syafiq107 He was married for 7 years, and entered the cold cavern void of life and caring. How is he homosexual?

[slyscafe]

The picture of the son is labeled "Last_Known_Pic.jpg"

[WhiteTrashSingers]

Poor Donnie lol

[TheRumpletiltskin]

img src="pants_pal.png" alt="Don't do it. Seriously." /

[imnotstpid]

hahaa, from the source code on that site "Don't do it. Seriously."

[MBAGamingCommunity]

i love his backround and then the the folder called thats impossible

[douchebagandpie]

"You Suck At Listening To Me" thumbs up if you know where this came from!

[smashcubie41]

PROTO, haha.. Love this vid, the last vid, and all the others

[jimm3ron]

oyu suck at listening to me...

[AGIANTWHITEFRAT]

I'M GOING TO DOWNLOAD RONNIE BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME STUPID! I HATE YOU... OKAY I DON'T HATE YOU YOUR TO AWESOME...BUT I LOVE YOU!

AND WANT TO PLAY WITH RONNIE. BUT I FORGOT WHAT I WAS THINKING.

FUCK-YOU

[therealblkraptor]

the size of your penis is twice the distance of your head ear to ear. You can measure because it's also from the tip of your index finger to the inset of your thumb. Just touch your fingers together and rest your thumbs on your ears.

[ultimategamer176]

lol pleasedontdownloadronnie com

[ultimategamer176]

lol

[didwedie]

you suck at listening to me xD

[robbiedehaan]

the dad is the same guy

[swasvids]

starwars ftw

[lextrux]

I'm wondering if this is a set up or the real deal that we hear all the time xD whatever it is, it's damn funny xD

[candy00123]

I downloaded ronnie. what are you going to do?

[3ombieautopilot]

Damn, I'm addicted to these tutorials :D

[maggot00yay]

@3ombieautopilot Even if you don't have Photoshop, you see this tutorials. It's an addiction :O

[3ombieautopilot]

Damn, I'm addicted to this tutorials :)

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

you suck at listening to me. dont do it. seriously.

[7katie789]

lol they saved ronnie as pants pal XD

[MikelWJ]

i downloaded ronnie

[ckirineo]

ding donged!

[Aughal]

I downloaded Ronnie XD

[Camps2630]

i went to that site :P

[MGBarotto]

I suck at listening to you

[Coecoo]

scary clown in the woods?

[layger7]

this guy must hate the recolors.... because art come from your soul... right? thats a part of you.... not a shitty recolor.... you know... you hate those recolors right?

[stuge234]

my son turned into nothing ..hehe

[Victim5and5Villain]

But I love Ronnie. :( .... 

[R1DDL3RS]

What I like doing, is similar to donnie, Find a picture and download it, something random preferably, then make up a story and add circumstances e.g

The sky was darkened because of pollution, then you lower the skys brightness or change colour.

Its a funny way to develop your skills.

I did a sheep who was attacked and had to have his fur removed on that section when it grew back the world was apocalyptic and he grew a happy little tree that kept him safe :)

[K0lsyr4]

pleasedontdownloadronnie . com/ ahahahha

[Magnum357lb]

This guy is is a friggin genius. Best tutorials I've ever seen on youtube. Great entertaining approach instead plain and boring one.

[RobinsonFamily100]

WARNING THIS IS NOT A JOKE... IM SERIOUS! i find the way you mostly put your life story which is a very sad one into your pictures very touching

[PAINmedia]

Haha... it's so funny when you go to that page and hold the cursor above the pic... it says YOU SUCK AT LISTENING TO ME!

[KorisnickoIme84]

even people who created photoshop dont know its there hahahah

[djscottdog1]

i love the sun glasses , it puts a new meaning on arabian goggles lol :) 

[mcrfreek89]

IT. ISN'T. DANE. COOK!!!!!

I'd believe that comments prior to the end episode were thinking he was Dane Cook, and they decided to fuel them by having him on the show...because it isn't Dane Cook. He might sound like him in the tone of his voice, but not completely! You can tell there's a difference!

[teothedemon]

@mcrfreek89

you are stupid!

watch the last episode moron!

[mcrfreek89]

@teothedemon oh really now? Just fyi, after thinking for a while that it WAS Dane Cook, I researched past videos, looked at comments, and watched other MyDamnChannel series. What did I find out? That Dane Cook was a fan of the show, loved that people thought it was him, and decided to make fun of it and do a cameo in the last episode. I've seen the whole series, loved it, and had my suspicions...but I know it isn't him. Choose to believe me or not...doesn't change what I know is the truth. :)

[teothedemon]

@mcrfreek89

wow you believe retards on the comments section?

it is dane cook...he gives you clues in the series...every episode has a picture of dane cook!

[mcrfreek89]

@teothedemon "Many fans believed the video series had to have been made by a professional comedian; Dane Cook was a favorite suspect. But it turns out to be the work of Troy Hitch, 37, and Matt Bledsoe, 39, both of Covington, Ky."

You can find THAT here, on an OFFICIAL website...this was the research I told you about: time(DOT)com/time/magazine/art­icle/0,9171,1736726,00.html

[DeepPear]

@mcrfreek89 How do you explain the last video?

[mcrfreek89]

@DeepPear Dane Cook was a fan of the show, loved that people thought it was him, and decided to make fun of it and do a cameo in the last episode. I've seen the whole series, loved it, and had my suspicions...but I know it isn't him.

Plus, read the article in the comment you replied to. It's from Time Magazine.

Anyone else that doesn't believe me can just go on believing that it's Dane Cook...I'm through trying to explain to people.

[DeepPear]

@mcrfreek89 I still think its him. In the series before this, i think, or maybe the one before that, he mentioned a 'phobia of public bathrooms'

'public bathrooms' was the comedy act that made him famous. I know dane cook likes to mess with people, so it could go either way.

[p13m4n]

@DeepPear It's Matt Bledsoe and Troy Hitch.

laughingsquid[dot]com/you-suck­-at-photoshop-unmasked-sequel-­launched

[DiscoveringReason]

@DeepPear Dane Cook isn't funny enough to have made this series

[GarlandFraser]

@mcrfreek89 YEAH! He's obviously Daniel Tosh! Pshhh

[Milkshakman]

lol @ the last sentence.

[cloud97fold]

this one kinda made me sad.... fucking hate my dad

[cloud97fold]

dude this is like reading a series of books.... i wanna know what happens at #20!!!!

[GlamDorke4]

@cloud97fold haha we can all become photoshop nerds after we divorced our wives and have mantal issues... together!!! =D

[cloud97fold]

@GlamDorke4 I have no social life and no girlfriend.... am i a head of the curb? lol

[SideAccount7]

...... dot com

[yelviscovers]

hey son how its going?... hmmm fine dad..

[steveismybrother]

5:28 lol

[whosaiducaneatmario]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i went to the websire, and just laughed.so hard XD

[bear52builder]

I suck at listening to you. ;;

[XDAMM]

Oh crap!

i downloaded Ronnie and i found out his "AKA"

Pants pal!!! sweet, that guy rocks.!

oh by the way, i suck at listening to you T_T

[PoryGoon]

Guy sounds like michael ian black

[TheSlacker57]

lmfao dis guy totally wins

[Mellowbuzz1974]

@TheSlacker57 too bad your spelling doesn't though...

[somewhattrue]

this kinda sounds like Norman Bates talking to 'his mother' in Psycho! creepy.

[Trebuchet1221]

I suck at listening to him

[venumis8508]

@pomsta1396 fake and gay??? ITS A FUNNY SERIES!!!! You obviously never seen his other vids!

[eloyADAN]

lol i downloaded ronnie ^_^

[MagicMikeProductions]

I totally looked up the site as soon as he said it. hahahahahaha

[LouisianaGatorGirl]

pleasedontdownloadronnie . com actually exists! :-D

[dbend144]

I KNOW!!!!!!

[blaze9794]

lol, anyone else pause the video and look up the site at 1:02?

[flarith]

@blaze9794 Haha I Just did. XD It actually exist too. :O

[TheAndiePerson]

Man, this is getting kinda sad.

[TiffanyISmajor]

Dane cook is in the last one cause he too, thinks this is hilarious....= ]

[mom0g1]

You Suck At Listening To Me LOL

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

It sounds like Troy Hitch...oh wait it is.

[acordu]

its him without listening. The laugh he dose is dane's

[iplayesp]

It sounds like David Cross

[Tunker]

Yep, I totally agree.

[RoadRageFTW]

lol at people saying it's dane cook.

[Ella9287]

ahahaaha that ronnie thing is funny :))

[stewie711]

pleasedontdownloadronnie . com is a real website xD

[krshgr]

@stewie711 hahah that's awesome!

[Mellowbuzz1974]

@stewie711 You suck at listening to me . com lol

[zymuur]

On like the second episode there's a bunch of pictures of Dane Cook on his computer.. Also the last episode it shows Dane Cook.

[DSMNationX]

.com

[DeathWrench]

It doesn't take an IQ higher than eighty to figure out that it isn't Dane Cook.

[StormyGoddess]

Actually, if you watch the FINAL tutorial, it shows Dane Cook so it turns out it is actually Dane Cook.

[DDMDragon73]

@StormyGoddess

It's not really Dane Cook, it was a joke, because everyone said he sounded like Dane Cook.

[leonardo006]

Yeah, thanks dick

[MTG115]

that is the whole point of this show!!

[TFKuploader]

ok then?

[SeanSeanSeanCanada]

its by Matt Bledsoe and Troy Hitch, is it really that hard to wikipedia it???

[ijrlij]

its not david cross or dane cook

[FunkSquared]

he sounds EXACTLY like david cross...

[pastpest]

PhotoPhucking Hilarious. Donnie, WHEN DO THE T SHIRTS BECOME AVAILABLE!!!

[TuttiFruttiix3]

The guy who voices Donnie is actually named Troy Hitch. Wikipedia says so.

[dougsinatus1]

Hey, do you know if there is any way to label your measurements manually in cs4?

[mad1238]

lolzerz, this is fuuuunnnnyyyy!

[cobalthermin]

i think it might be dane cook... sounds a lot like it.

[jackassunit22]

dane cook isnt this funny

[ginganinja96]

well then ur an idiot because its dane dook, watch the last episode

[frankii77]

it's NOT dane cook.

[TheMachinimaMaster]

yea watch the last episode

[IKnowsWrestling]

Except Dane Cook sucks.

[DifferenTokyo]

PLEASEDONTDOWNLOADRONNIE......­..........com

[Vinn36legends]

that worked!..lol..i saw that big pic of ronnie :P

[iamtheprototype]

what happend to sandy?

[tabush142]

didn't you understand the metaphor in the tomato episode?

[iamtheprototype]

nope, what happend

[Kevinofrepublic]

donnie is crazy

[hansiab]

you suck at listening to me xD

[PlaidBoy]

an unidentified rash...lol. This guy rocks.

[slapbassboy1]

this shit is the fuckin best.... wow.. im seriously impressed with the dark humor.. love it man... you make my day with this shit..

[waschbaehr]

EPIC

[masterbisQc]

« Please dont download Ronnie.......... dot com » LOLLLLLLLLL

[BxWong]

IT WORKS!

[JohnF30Music]

pleasedontdownloadronnie(.)com­

[357infusion]

oh my god!

[Dananananaykroyd]

somuchwin ;D

[profittlich]

that site actually exists! haha

[gamerguy2k8]

u suck at listening to me

[ImpliedBodyMan]

dot com.

[greg5566]

I love when he completely loses it and doesn't know what to say and just sits there staring at the pictures.

[aarperry]

haha funny how many people checked the site... funny its a real site though lol... sorry for participating but i downloaded ronnie

[ssbmbeliever]

he made it himself lol, thats why the title says what it does "you suck at listening to me."

[faylon06]

such a smart guy.

and sorry for destroying your life!! =)

[coolguyflex]

pleasedontdownloadronnie(.)com

Sorry for participating in destroying your life

HaHaa

[askmeagain32]

I downloaded ronnie!!

[RandomDano]

lol from were ? i wana download him :P

[telhacerta]

pleasedontdownloadronnie . com << it's a real site

[scribblexcookie]

That is hilarious.

[braylo]

i rolled on the floor laughing after i googled it

[MotocrossTerrorists]

Can't find the measurement log. Is it something you have to download?

[IDLEWILD33]

it sais you suck at Protoshop O.o

[seekatiedraw]

At the beginning of each video, they are all different. That's the point, dude.

And it's "says," not "sais."

[neodoshi]

no way!

[SeanWatches]

ITS GIRTHY

ahahahaaaa haha

[ParanoidAndroid0001]

lmao "you suck at listening to me"

[omgfiercelawl]

I absolutely love how fucking pleasedontdownloadronnie is an actual website.

[ImmortalPravoslavac]

yo man ur voice makes me commit suicide. Every time u talk it sounds like u r crying or something lol.

[ModernOlive]

ya im already planning for the graphics and stuff my classes for this year is a photo shop class and the other one is video production so ya i'd say its pretty good for 9th grade classes. right? and 6 digits? i hope.............

and for the wii just take the sensor bar and hide it some where he/she cant play unless the sensor bar is there to sense the Wii-mote.

that wat my parents did when i first got the Wii and i was playing that non stop. :)

[ModernOlive]

i could actually here my dad saying that kinda stuff to me cuz he thinks im doing absolutely nothing with my life. im in 9th grade and all i do is play xbox and im planning on having graphics as a career and he thinks its the most retard career choice ever.

but im srry i should listen to advice:

Don't tell people your problems

80% don't care

20% are glade you have them

[pinkeyegasms]

having graphics as a career choice isnt bad ulness u suck as an artist so id say pay attention to every single graphic practice all the creative suites by adobe and definately learn 3d modeling and then when ur making 6 digits u can ask him if he still thinks its retarded

[xX0Jota0Xx]

were in the exact same situation. except its a wii and not an xbox :P

[SkyMaro]

Smart man.

[flaminbeats]

dude i sweer to god i'm the exact same, i want to work bungie or something like that

[ModernOlive]

Yes maybe well meet each other one day cuz i want to work at bungie too! bungie is the best they have podcasts and there comical. and they have and obsession with the number 7 just like me.

three and a half, twice :)

[Galapidate]

LOL at the Star Wars desktop image and the "that's impossible" desktop folder :P

[SoadBYOB9]

shit you actually hosted that site

[Maryam0]

OMG no way.. the site does exist hahaha

you're absolutely crazy and I absolutely love you

[soccerpwnz]

What is thy bidding, my master?

[killu19]

It's a disaster, skywalker we're after!

[flarn2006]

0:46 - "Don't download Ronnie."

Does he have a virus? (like AIDS or something)

This does, so don't download it either.

[ThunderStormBrain]

where is ur skype BUDDY ??

[freber120]

they kicked him outa the guild..

not friends

[joannyta]

please dont download ronnie ....... dot com =)) hilarious !

[Stephenlee5]

hahahaha, i went there, lol i didn't think it would exist.

[bowgamer]

but it does! it says you suck at listening to me.

[Alphamabeticaly]

AHAHAHA! "You suck at listening to me." Awesome.

[Darknessfalls32]

Yeah I have something.

Go and type in, on the search bar, dont think to hard, I know your pretty stupid. You just had to ask how to make a picture not blury.

Whell you go and type in a video named, I suck at taking pictures: How to focus an auto focus camera.

Im sure they have it dimmed down for you

[patbat51]

PROTOSHOP LMFAO

[jester56789]

happy birthday!