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  • This wasn't funny

  • Thank you so much for sharing this video!

  • Thank you for the awesome video upload!

  • damn the subtitles are wrong !! :-)

  • lazy eyed rasputin!!! LOL!

  • just idiot people , so how good you can talk in any foreign language ?

    those who are laughing here dont even know there own mother tongue , Idiots .

  • @masterkaran4u Karan, learn to speak english properly yourself. "just idiot people so how good you can talk"... Ever learned about proper grammar or pronunciation? And it is spelt, "their" and not "there". Learn english before you write english on an english site.

  • @Canadarm123

    I think i know enough , and i am pretty sure tht i know more then u , how many languages u know ? by just learning only 1 language you think u can compare with me ? U are very old bro..........

  • @masterkaran4u Abhay madarchod, I can speak english, french, hindi, punjabi, urdu, and a little spanish and latin.

    Not only that, but I can still write english properly, but it's obvious you have no clue how to spell properly. I "am not very old bro". Give me a break. You seem like one of those "hind-lish" speaking gandu's from mumbai or some shit. Grow up man, you give Indians a bad name, you stupid fuck. Jai hind.

  • @Canadarm123

    abey ohh harami , saley bahar desh mey jaakey apney aapko kya baadshah samaz rha hai ...........saley tu indian nahi hai isliye apni jaban ban rakh .........Kuttey waisey bhi teresey baat hi kaun kar rha tha , teri hi gaand mey khujli hui merey comment ka reply marni ...........Beta aur gaali muze bhi aati hai samza .......

  • But did you hear about Blue Zoltan getting fired?

  • the best part is did you Replicate your Replication problem

  • This was freaking hilarious. But being from his land I understood every word.. it is such a shame people with such communication skills get to work for orgs like MS.

    I then tried to relate to his speech with the words you provided, and they are very close to the actual pronunciation and thence being misunderstood (opposing the actual meaning). :)

  • tanks! HAHA!!

  • idk why, but this is probably the finniest thing i've seen/heard on yt. just picturing someone listening to the message from voice mail and trying to write it down, so they can make sense out of it. 0:10 - omfg hahaha

  • Heehee~ He said Chris~ Not breeze C:

  • @billabobzozy It's fun when they tell you their name is some bullshit like "Derrick" or "Susan" too.

  • Be nice... He's our next president!

  • FUCKING TOYOTA ADDS!

  • emeeal

  • Я русско-язычный, мне нужна помощь, что б я мог общаться с вами, пусть даже через машинный перевод. Не знаю английский язык.

  • @Razo13R dude i get what your saying tottaly

  • what are the complete locations of microsft support centers

  • jajajaj we also do that in the call center that I work, we always try to include words or things that do not make sence when we are bored, or try to stear the combersation to an specific subjet...

  • I've been dealing with a free/busy calendar issue for like a month, this is what I have to deal with. Screw buying Microsoft "because they have support", why not use Linux/open source because it works? If only corporations thought before they made decisions.

  • I've been dealing with a free/busy calendar issue for like a month, this is what I have to deal with. Screw buying Microsoft "because they're support", why not use Linux/open source because it works? If only corporations thought before they made decisions.

  • I'm guessing the guy is Indian, rather than Chinese?

  • i fucking hate ads.

  • This is what Vonage sounds like when you have problems(on the phone with them). Switch to vonage and you will get this help for real 90% of the time. Just keep calling back till you can understand 80% of what this companies phone help is saying. And call back another 50 times to get someone that speaks english well enough and can actually help solve the problem.

  • @triptows yeah, vonage blows >.< takes all my bandwith even with cable internet im like wtf?

  • I am an Indian Engineer.... Let me iterate to you guys that these call center people are not technically 'Engineers'. They are just trained to do what they do. If you do a lil googling on Indian languages, you wud c that there are at least 30 major different languages in which most people know at least two( regional and National - Hindi). I was lucky enuf to get a good education and I write software for one of the companies based in US.

  • @itscrazybals909 It's too bad your good education did not teach you how to properly spell the word "enough" huh?

  • Lazy eyed Rasputin. Yes, yes. Very common Windows problem.

  • to replicate repitition problem is the best part

  • 

  • Try phoning AOL support! This guy is fluent compared to some of their call centre workers.

  • ahahahaha hillarious!

  • I failed at life and I am a script kiddie who thought I was slick registering a domain to my personal email and sending men dildos.

    I am going to prison.

  • I wanna send him an emu

  • Tanks  hahahahhahahaha

  • Damn it, that shit was funny!

  • This is why everyone should switch to Linux!

  • @zirfeka Mac

  • XD oh man my stomach hurts XDDDDD

  • This replicates "from both sides". Hmmmm.

  • this is my life everysingle day with engineers from india.

  • HAHAHA the fish ? I think his name is "Satish" !! LOL !!! The fish !! LMAO !!!

  • Maybe its because I interview people day in and day out but for the most part I can understand this gentleman...It is funny, and he should have no business doing the job he is doing...But you can make out what he says.

  • holy shit paki...stick to the slurpees.

  • Lazy eyed Rasputin XDDDD.ROFL

  • Indian call center.....bl**dy nightmare.....

    They mean well, but they're just crap.

  • tsk.. tsk. indian...

  • lazy eyed rasputin LMAO

  • The only reason Indians are doing this is because we get paid penuts compared to what you are paid to do these types of things. Agreed most people are Like this but most of us are okay. Its just greed on MS part that lets them hire people like these. funny video though

  • @nickmahajan 'most people are like this but most of us are okay.' Contradiction much?

    I don't think this is an attack on Indian workers but more on Microsoft for hiring such an odd fellow to be their vocal representative for customer petitions.

  • wow whoever made this is incredibly ignorant... thats obviously not an asian accent but probably an indian accent. A lot of american companies outsource their call centers to India.

  • Are you ignorant, India is in asia? Wow pots and kettles comes to mind.

  • @quantum85

    its india.

  • oh wow this is classic .... good thing the cs support that Ive talked to 1800 mumdad is not this bad haha

  • I laughed so hard I almost wet myself...if this wasn't so true it wouldn't be as funny.

  • rasputin xDDDDD

  • why was an asian guy on the vid?

  • @OnlyTheTruthSorry he Asian guy is the customer....

  • I LOVE JUDITH'S RAG DOLL HAHA

  • anu raw??????????????? PAKSHET! BUMBAY!?

  • I'm having a problem uninstalling my lazy-eyed-Rasputin. Can anyone help?

  • Greedy Microsoft won't support Windows 7 Beta? They want to charge $50 for any support!!! Why is everything so expensive with you? You have enough of our money. What a greedy corporation. Stop looking for more revenue and support your products for free. What good is market domination if nobody can find your software useful?

  • epic @ 1:00

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  • which reminds me, google or youtube "india martial arts" and the movies you get are hysterical.

  • Why is everyone thinking this is fake?

    Hmm like I'd have to stage a call from tech support like this? You can have natural occuring ones all day long if you want to.... Anyhow I think whoever posted this took a voicemail and really turned it into some quality entertainment with their interperitation skills.. I literally laughed LOUD in my cube at "we tree walking on"

    I got bossed and the only way out of getting busted was to show him, he started laughing too!! THANKS FOR A LAUGH!!

  • Hi its going be even worse as they are going to shift from India to Phillipines samething happening in india as it was in 2002 for Microsoft support in Cannada or US

  • emu mail got it!

  • I raffed, I rused

  • I don't know what's funnier, that the subtitles seem close, or that I can actually understand exactly what he's saying.

    Maybe I spend too much time on technical support calls.

  • WTF....T

  • why cant anyone at Microsoft support speak english right

  • Damn sending an emu to India is not going to be cheap.

  • lol .. good one

  • @joeysixtysix can't you buy one out there and ride it round to him?

  • Lol sounds exactly like the guy that called me...

  • that is indian accent

  • superb fake........... ppl are really so jealous on MS

  • Seriously thanks for posting this, I haven't laughed this hard since I lost my job.

  • Oh my goodness, now my tummy hurts from laughing. When I call Microsoft I can usually understand what's being said to me, but this was amazing. My job was just recently outsourced...Merry Christmas.

  • is there any way, that we can get the actual case number?

  • 0:59 is very funny

  • bcoz this Chinese fucked your mom!!! you white

  • Yeah Fake

  • fake

  • oh man lol, I know the feeling of this calls lol. I work w/ a text paging service company & these people is my kriptonite. I'm not a racist  but what gets into my nerves is that these people doesn't put an efford to make themselves understand. Since I need to write the info they need to send it's a pain in my heart to get their msg. When I know that someone is not understanding me I'll give my 100% to make me understand, they don't lol Anyways, this is a funny video lol kudos!

  • You are very racist, Sir. I not being appreciating this... LOL. Just kidding big H.

  • Just for that I'm going to send you the Mark putisima call everyday... hahaha.

  • this is why i have apple

  • Yea but apple computers are fucked up. They should stick to making media players and making media computers, instead of lying and saying how amazing and multi-purpose their machines are compare to real computers.

  • hes fucking paki why would you put a chinese guy

  • Oh my god... !

  • This is better. At least the guy has only a major grammar issue which is understandable due to it not being his mother tongue. Unlike the so called "true" english the British speaks. They seem so fluent on paper yet once you hear them speak, even a fluent english speaker would have have trouble understanding them, unless you're a Brit yourself.

  • i fucking hate these support company they hire people that can barely speak English its annoying cause i can barely understand them.

  • JAJAJAJA

    India Rules!!!!!

  • haha, after listening it for two or three times (without looking at the subtitles, and pausing every once in a while to process what he just said) it actually starts to make sense! sort of...

  • what should i do with this thrid nut of mine...oh wait

  • he said send me enemy lol

  • LOL.. I can't stop watching this video again and again..

  • This is just a mock or prank call done by friends, and people are commenting like stupids. I worked for Microsoft and my roommate used to work for Apple support, we both have same accent and trained by same people. I rejected Apple support offer as they offered pea nuts.

    both support centers are not owned by Apple or Microsoft, stop bashing on Bill Gates. Microsoft has awsome contracts with their support centers and getting in used to be very tough.

  • actually with all the contradictions in english, it is actually more dificult then french, german, spanish or italian . thats why when ppl try to learn it they have a hard time. and btw english is a mix and comes from those languages, mainly german you fool.

  • well, the linguistic skills of this call center agent aren't great indeed.

    BUT i do not understand how you tube can allow such assholes like Shithouse (that's surely the place you were born - in the toilet) and JzkiikzJ to post such utterly unacceptable comments. The kind of people that will never go anywhere in life and you surely know that ...that's the funny part. I really pity you :)

  • Too good..

  • loooooool hilarious!

  • The caller's mother tounge is not English. What is funny about this? I am sure the guy who posted this video is so dumb that he can not speak any language other than English even if he were to learn it for 10 years.

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  • actually is the internation language 'cause is easier to be spoken than any other languages like french, german, spanish or italian and I say this without trying to criticize.

    and the scum of the earth is spread out all over the world, made by people like you.

    take care and stop writing stupidities =)

  • Man, I'm a white English man and I'm ashamed to be associated with people like you.  What an ignorant idiot you are. You're the scum.

  • Finally you are the one who is gonna buy food for yourself. Hence, try focusing on what YOU did and not what your white friends did to the world. I have the hunch that you are just not very successful (maybe inherited money, or are too young, or immature).Added to this, English is one thing, accent is something else. Hence, your comment becomes irrelevant.The issue here is accent, not English language Though, I firmly support the view that the Customer Care should be in the country of consumers.

  • lol .. i used to get upset at people like you .. now I just laugh ;)

  • gupta u bane chod.... its funy cuz his accent is funny.. if there was an american speaking hindi with an accent that would be funny too... we all know that his mother tongue is not english chouthia

  • FYI, everyone knows India is part of the Asian continent but when u call a person 'Asian' that has a very distinct meaning as in a chink -_- An Indian in today's terms is not considered an Asian despite India's geographic location..besides dont they call India, pakistan, etc. the subcontinent for this exact reason? so FYI ur a retard

  • Hi this is The Fish!

  • WHAT?

  • lolololololloloololololloloolo­loollolololollololloo

  • 'Judiths rag doll' got me!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I DONT FIND THIS FUNNY

  • I AGREE

  • @pineapplegirl9090: i'm indian and i find it quite funny .. especially the emu part :D lighten up babe ;)

  • AAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAA

    The Lazy Eyed Rasputin :))

  • Tanks. LMFAO!

    HAHAHA!

  • DA FUCK

  • lol

  • hey everyone type these exact letters into the search bar (Throw baby from the roof?

  • @hypnautica: wow that was a scary movie .. anw just for relaxing try this search "whitest kids you know-divorce skit " .. it's funny that's all .. just to chill out.

  • lol and im sorry i wouldnt want to learn a language from some dumbass race thats religion is to throw babis of a building onto a sheet lol

  • lol who the fuck would want to learn indian lol sound s like indians got their language from turkey lol agbahgdashingala lol u dumb fuck and i do know other languages like ones that actually make sense lol so fich dich

  • Indian is not a language.

    Mostly they speak Hindi, and a few others like Urdu and Gujarati.

    There's an exhaustive list on wikipedia.

  • @bombkangaroo: southern (dravidan) parts speak tamil, sinhalese, telugu etc also

  • ok? tanksHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • learn fuckin english

  • you learn fucking Indian, or at least another language. If you put a little effort and if you happen to know a little bit about computers, you will find out he is not just talking BS, it actually makes sense. Jrk!

  • dumb ass lol

  • the pic on the vid shouldn't be asian. im sure this was an indian call center agent.

  • Just FYI, India is part of Asia.

  • An Indian is an Asian, but we know what you mean.

  • judith's rag doll

  • Come on.

    He wasn't that bad, there were only a few words that were hard to understand because he was mumbling. And I'm Australian, his accent isn't even very familiar to me.

    Are you americans really that bad at understanding accents?

  • Your Australian? What the hell does that have to do with anything? You still speak English douche bag. God I'm surprised you didn't say I'm 12 and Australian and understood his accent lol.

  • yes, yes they are

  • guys, who ever commented about Indian call center . You get support what you pay. You want iphone for $200 with everything free and support from American tech who charges $60/hour ??????????????

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  • PMSL, bloody hell that sounded just like a TISCALI tech help call centre LOL, so glad I'm with plusNET now UK call centre, cheap, reliable and half cost of line,rent,b/band !!! BT,Microsoft and tiscali AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH  everyone go see youtube clip angry BT customer flipin great!!!!!

  • Typical call.

    Microsoft completely useless support.

    Joke of the industry...

    Thanks Bill Gates,you only really care about your profits and keeping your stranglehold grip on operating systems.

    It's time things change.

  • bill gates? he dnt own Microsoft any more

  • Bologna, he's STILL majority stock holder. Guess what that means, he owns the company.

  • HaHaHaHa that made me laugh sooo much! "Tanks?" XD

  • Send me emu pleeeaase? ;d

  • Good afternoone sirrrrrrr......Now if you could just please give your sort code and account numbaaa

  • My job went to india, what really pissed me off is when I found out what the name of the town was when translated, "Town of boiled beans". Good to know our jobs are going to a good place. PS. There's a reason why they are so fu#@cking cheap.....

  • right chillzilla, a piece of information, the manpower in india is inexpensive just because there are too many over qualified ppl, unlike rest of the world....and all that is cheap in this conversation is your thinking...

  • Don't lecture me on offshoring and the quality of Indian help desks. I'm at IT manager and have seen the degredation in service when support is off shored, I also know what it feels like to lose your job in that scenario. The indians might have a good knowledge of the theory but that are rubbish at providing support and don't stay in one job long enough to learn the infrastructure. They job hop getting better offers each time which is why is not even that much cheeper anymore.

  • I have to agree to the jumping part. I really don't get the point in seeing people jump once in few months

  • Just before I left my job one of my Team Leaders got a call from the Indians at 3am saying there was a banking alert they didn't know what to do with. He couldn't get a VPN connection so had to cycle 6 miles into work to see what the problem was only to find is was a known event and was totally ignorable..... Don't even get me started on the language barrier. Ask yourself, who would you want providing your support?

  • should try in domestic call center.....

  • indian

  • Why is there a picture of a Chinese dude when it's clearly an Indian.. deary deary me.. oh golly gosh.

  • whats the 1 where buddy plays halo while dealing with an incompetent caller?

  • It's called the server is down. Best one yet....classic

  • hahahah funny!!

  • you gota check out ABC's of Retail its the truth about customers!

  • LOL nuf said

  • Yay outsourcing jobs to countries with thick, foreign accents we can barely understand most of the time

  • its true

  • last time i called tech support to get road runner back online......i ended up fixing it w/ msn messenger's built in tool that scans for & fixes connection probs while i was on hold w/ tech support lol

  • most of the time, connection problems can be resolved by mere rebooting or power-cycling

  • lmao lol that's so wrong...

  • ssssooo fun to make no sense at all while prank calling.