Dave Chappelle - Aids Monkey

[michaelczizzi]

chimps and orangataaangs

[GrizzlySpitterz]

chim chim jerked me off with his feet last night

[vipernb47]

word? haha dave is too funny

[monarcas102485]

S.I.v

[trapper439]

I miss Dave so much.

[imaginedbygod]

Throw that shit in the tall grass never to be seen again!

[lygarx]

Hey buddy. Hey. Yeah. There you go buddy. Yeah. Yeah. There you go your big bright red ass. Its big bright red booty

[internziko]

more, monkey, pussy, for me!

[LedWilde]

Some monkeys (chimps) have S.I.D.S. Scientists from, I forget which country, in the 40's/50's tried making a polio vaccination and they mistakenly used chimps that were infected with S.I.D.S. to create the vaccination. As a result of the vaccination, it created A.I.D.S. and some people got infected. Then after that, you can assume over a period of years it spread and think of the possible ways it did.

[lygarx]

@LedWilde SIDS is actually Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. most of what you said was true except for the meaning of the acronym.

[LedWilde]

@lygarx Yeah, I think you're right! lol I forget what it's called but it's: _.I.D.S. if I'm not mistaken.

[lygarx]

@LedWilde I looked it up. SAIDS, Simian Auto immunodeficiency syndrome. SIV is the simian version of HIV that is where u got confused

[LedWilde]

@lygarx That's right! S.I.V.! Yeah, got thrown off. Anyway, that's probably the most believable theory to me about how it got started.

[lygarx]

no in between, that is wrong. I did call Charlene on Thursday

[lygarx]

I think people were butchering some monkeys and some blood got into an open wound, they got hiv from that and it spread from there

[alanstrainor]

Worddddddd?

[OneOneElevenOne]

Doesn't matter had sex.

[jakeabeany]

wtf voice

[vapemylungs]

I didn't laugh, because I know. Search for Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation prostitute :'(

Please donate to this organization to help them stop the sickness of mankind.

[spawn399]

There ya go with your big, bright red ass... this big, bright red booty.

[dynelol]

MO! MONKEH! PUSSY FOR -ME-!!

[beerbeerman101]

im gon stay home.....fuk my monke

[TheMissalicia2]

Lol dis is hilarious

[Going2c4b1]

Thanks to the friends who introduced me to this vid :_

[glitchmanify]

rip ya dick off like a celery stalk XD

[Ananalyssa]

Nobody fucks monkeys and people you idiot!

[winspree1]

more monkey pussy for me....lmao

[DeeBeta]

31 people had sex with a monkey!!!

[goenigoegoe83]

"you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it" LOL! Classic Dave Chappelle :)))

[KuppinCasual]

funniest comedians: Dave Chappelle and Bill Cosby.... end of story.

[goenigoegoe83]

@KuppinCasual sorry but you're missing Richard Pryor and Eddy Murphy..the most influential comedians!

[MrSNACKTIMEPRODUCTIO]

@KuppinCasual @KuppinCasual is right.

[0SaxArtist0]

WORD.

[mjdayetube]

Chim-Chim chillin' at Dave's house.

[starsky1012]

Last night chim-chim jerked me off with his feet nigga, only a monkey can show you that type of love and tenderness.

[ChronicRachel]

ahahahahhaha



[TheRitmanis]

orangyutayyynes

[DespicableB]

31 people love chimps and orangutans

[HammerMann16]

word? LMFAO his face xD

[druha10304]

brownandproud is a 'fan' of this chappelle . graduate to the real shit like paul mooney you fucking faggot

[HappyPantsEd]

@druha10304 Are you implying that because brownandproud enjoys Chappelle that he's a faggot and that he should enjoy Paul Mooney instead? Calling out someone, especially with a disgusting word such as faggot, just because of his preference to Chappelle is rather elementary. Perhaps you should be the one to "graduate" and realize how much of a jerk you are. Don't chastise someone because they upload their favorite vids and mind your own business if you don't like Chappelle.

[saintsderespublica]

31 People demand their equal rights! :)

[slowgo93]

DOES ANYBODY, know the name of that beat in the very beginning of the video??? pleaseee

[BigNeptizzle09]

@slowgo93 Yung Joc - The Coffee Shop

[UltimaAssassin]

31 people liked that big bright red booty, lol.

[Lukasbimba93]

Yall can keep fucking these people...MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME!!!!

[g0o0r]

30 people dont like chips and orang utans

[Kidkent1288]

do you know how strong a monkey is? rip ya dick off like a celery stalk. LMAO

[TheNP4life96]

Does anyone know the song that is playing ???

[MegaRKM]

@TheNP4life96 What song the one at the beginning? The beat? Coffee Shop by Young Joc.

[TheNP4life96]

@MegaRKM Yeah thanks man i knew i heard the song before....

[Chekdesenuts]

30 People have more monkey pussy for them!

[dottiestcrayon]

lol there you guy your bed right bright ass

[DavySigfusson]

Every time I see someone in-game online that is called Chim Chim, I laugh out loud

=3

[Panamaschild]

That's all I fuck is chimps and orangutannngs!!

[Panamaschild]

Big bright red booty

[spideykoonrulz]

"imma stay home dawg, chill with ma monkey."

[Griffs1313]

30 guys got their dicks ripped off like a celery stalk

[ForTodayE99]

"what are you gonna do just bribe this motha fucka with fruits and bananas?"

[chillydogification]

MO monkey pussy FO Me Lool

[MrHOLDEN07]

lmmfao dis nigga is too dam funny

[theoreticalsoul]

get some monkey p*ssy on Tuesday then call Charlene on Thursday...:)

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

firsti take there order like the coffee shop, then i steam it up n cook it like the coffee shop hahah

[erichizz09]

were can i find that opening beat

[duggielicious55]

last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet LMFAO

[GrenadeCatcher]

MO MONKEY PUSSY FO ME!

[CH3WEE]

hahahahahaha funnnny shitt



[bocaboy12]

Dave chappelle over chris rock ANY day! Even b4 his show, he was my fave. Come back dave, we miss u...!!!!

[bocaboy12]

@Tokyuuu: I think it's chimp-chimp...

[mynameis677]

I'm pretty sure a white man, perhaps the evolutionary scientists, WOULD fuck both. They are THAT crazy.

[lindholmaren]

@mynameis677 Nigga what?

[Tokyuuu]

LOL LAST NIGHT CHIM CHIM JERKED ME OFF WITH HIS FEET NIGGA! ONLY A MONKEY CAN SHOW YOU THAT KIND OF LOVEEEE AND TENDERNESS!

[elithastar]

2:10 - 3:00

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard from this man

[natethekill1]

30 people got there dicks riped off

[beank6]

30 people 30 more monkey pussies fo me

[aquarianbabe]

There's no in between....lmao!!!

[GSpeedEmotion]

Yeeeeeah!! mah nigga.

[YardManYardBorn]

Word.

[cotilicious2]

the way he says "word"

[Armornone]

If they don't think people are able to fuck monkey, then he never as meet Kim Kardarsian before.

[valver86]

29 People have had their dicks ripped off like cellery stocks...

[poopdmypants]

scientists still say aids started when somebody had sex with a monkey.......word?

[hamburgereatingme]

@poopdmypants LOLOLOLOLOOOOL WE SAW THE SAME VIEDEO!!111

[Verification11]

if dave chappelle can't make you laugh, then there's something wrong with you

you need to check yourself :)

[gunfighterdrummer]

28 people made the wrong choice and went with Monkeys

[SailAwayMyFriend]

28 people got stood up by that Orangutan last week

[JOHN411S]

View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on YouTube

[gazambaa]

I`m rich biatch

[kyoiori90]

what's the word he said at 1:20 " to catch a monkey and fuck it that was XXXX " ??

[iamfulloblarny]

@kyoiori90 "and fuck it....that's ridiculous."

[sumala321]

Chill with ma monkeh

[fyiyouregay]

"...would rip ya dick off like a celery stalk...aggahahhag....throw dat shit in the tall grass never to be seen again." classic.

[TheSquisis]

at the beginning i thought it said "dave chappelle's black party"

[VooDooLynx]

Nobody fucks monkeys and people you idiot!!!!

[mrkaos005]

You can keep disliking this all you want, it's... more... likes.... more... me!!!

[MrMOOSAGE]

last night chim chim jerk me off with his feet, only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness

[HumpDiddyDump]

""BIG BRIGHT RED BOOOTY!!!""" ahhahhaahahha fucken awsome!!!

[HumpDiddyDump]

""BIG BRIGHT RED BOOOTY!!!""" ahhahhaahahha fucken awsome!!!

[mtxloverr]

The 27 people who don't like this probably think dane cook funny.

[tommyrathbone]

His "WORD..?" made me fall off my chair.

[bustedup]

so ya'll can keep fuckin these people if you want, is mo' monkey-pussy fo' me!!!

[KjWa13]

thats all i fuck is chimps and orangutangs LOL

[easyonetwothree]

"To catch a monkey....... and f*** it" hahahahahah

[paka194]

i like the intro if thats a real song what is it? its a pretty sick beat

[fayeslover]

NOBODY FUCKS MONKEYS AND PEOPLE YOU IDIOT!

[lmsz2474]

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[jtadoremonamor]

"Werd.....how hard it would it be to catch a monkey!!!" sic shit...LMFAO

[MrSFblack]

*creepy dave voice BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY

[ethankcampbell]

ths shit is fuckin hilarious

[johnny22j7]

"ay dawg we gonna go to the club pick up some girls, you tryna roll" "nah man im cool, imma stay home dawg... and chill with my monkey".

[nessserious]

tall grass to never be seen again…lmfao

[Xtcsnortin95]

So ya'll can keep fucking these ppl if u want nigguhs,

Mo monkey Pussy for me.! ;D

[TheYoungyoda]

Word....

[MrDrockv101]

lmao he sounds like a preacher wen he says "never to be seen again"

[MichaelKrary]

Black man butt sexing monkey.

Monkey see monkey do

Aids is a lesson and punishment

[InfamousNobodyBand]

Nobody fucks monkeys and people....you idiot :L

[idricool]

I've watched this like 100 times and it still cracks me up.

[daggettsr]

FKN LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE

[chocminties90]

word?



[iScreamPWN]

Nice Video xD

[imCopacetic]

PETA disliked this lolz

[Pa0250]

Mo monkey pussy for me! Lmao

[syaoranfeathers49]

more monkey pussy for me

[BbaLkAn88]

i cant believe this doesnt have more views its one of the best parts of his show he delivers it perfectly

[BornChasity]

24 people are definitely outta the human pussy game fo good...

[Stablemable2]

Chappelle is the master of crazy.

[boylebhoy2007]

@jcktrnr666 You're not human. I hope you get AIDS THEN get your arse ripped open by a machete.

[FloydIV]

@boylebhoy2007 Hey... Monkey sex is one of the highest forms of meditation

[zonip67]

@boylebhoy2007 Why? What have he done you wrong? Did he insult you? Did he offend you? No.

[chellzringbellz]

mo monkey pussy for me! lmaoooo!

[1010hey]

@jcktrnr666 WTF LOL

[03Fattboy]

22 people must have fucked monkeys :P

[jcktrnr666]

Why does everyone say that having sex with monkeys is a bad thing? We have common ancestry with monkeys therefore having sex with a monkey is just as natural as sleeping with humans. I moved to Papua New Guinea to live with tribes in order to fulfill my needs of sharing my common ancestry and spreading the love amongst common species. Whether monkeys gave us aids or not we should relish in the enjoyment that having sex with them can bring.

[tomblack2112]

-- PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME -- I have to tell Dave how it happened. I did this ugly be#@tch from the club I thought was a monkey, and I was just lookin for some fresh Rang-o-tang and this b# had a brigHT RED BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!

[aliayub4ever]

lol

[itayy]

WORD?!

[kenjie222]

Mow Monkey pussy for me ! ! ! !

[davidflotzinger]

Nice Video XD

[brianwells22]

nobody fucks monkey and ppl u idiot!! lol

[scholemaster]

Aids n' Proud!

[Lecuser]

21 people have AIDS

[SacSick]

Nigga You aint the shit Brown and proud productions haha lame loser

[cyberoetti]

you don´t fuck monkeys and humens. you only fuck monkeys or humans there is no in between.

[ohmadamn]

21 people tried to bribe a monkey and it didnt work out.

[Donskussen]

Whats the song on the end 0.o

[PriorTrueman]

@jhendrixfan5 Best idea ever

[esadehh]

bahaha- "your big bright red booty"

[moobert22]

throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again lmao

[Deadpoolisbeast]

Love and Tendernous

[BboyArmo]

this is the funniest shit ive seen in my life

[UNIZEN]

"LMMFAO!!!" you know how long it took me too train this monkey...to suck my dick without peeling it...UH!!!

[fayeslover]

you know how long it took me to....train my monkey to suck my dick.....without peelin it?

[bhalle66]

aids was made in a lab

[yoshiy323]

Look at all the White people they looks soo fuckin dumb not knowin Dave hates them soo fuckin much

[drb622bucs]

thats all i fuck is chimps and orangoutangs!

[LcJTv1]

Aye Man Whats That Beat At The Beginning Its Fresh as Hell

[thewind27]

@LcJTv1 Coffee Shop - Young joc

[FrankTehTank96]

21 people like having sex with monkeys.

[Treblaine]

Actually the best scientific explanation is that is was transferred via preparation of "bushmeat" (apes/monkeys hunted for sustenance). One Human would just have to accidentally cut themselves while butchering a chimp carcass to get infected. Probably the best argument against bushmeat, the disease factor.

It seems HIV/AIDS circulated around human populations in Africa for a decade or more before it became a global pandemic by the late 70's.

[biglove599]

@Treblaine wrong, look up Robert Gallo the inventor proven to be a fraud, bogus test, they've never even isolated the virus itself and this is not my opinion it came from Robert himself, its a hoax, BigPharm is your new god now bow down!

[Treblaine]

@biglove599 HAH HA HA HA! HIV deniers! Your retardation would be more hilarious if your UTTER LIES did not lead to people getting infected! You son of a bitch!

OK, you believe your own bullshit? Then inject blood from someone diagnosed with AIDS into your own blood stream! Actually, please DO NOT DO THAT! You may be actually retarded enough to try it, but maybe you will learn.

HIV is real, it IS transferred by blood/semen, & it does lead to AIDS. Pharma won't help you, only avoiding infection.

[younglAK]

da 20 people that clicked dislike they where problly high i prassed wrong button..i didnt lol

dave chapple is da best comedian that ever lived after richard P..

if u agree

vote up

[sublimetb]

Hilarious, but... HIV-1 was passed from chimps to humans because some humans hunt chimps for food and blood to blood contact occurred during butchering. That is the scientific consensus. However, this is still one of my favorites.

[EmperorOfMars]

@sublimetb you sure, it wasn't from someone...effin' a monkey?

[sublimetb]

@EmperorOfMars Yeah, like Dave said, it would be pretty fucking hard to do, even with a sufficient supply of fruit.

[incontrol11]

deadly

[MegaColdtrain]

best quality of this video on here by far!!! lmao!!! hey buddy...yeah there ya go!

[Ripjaw57]

WORRDDD