Guinness World Records Day 2009

[fastestonearth1]

Craig! where is my champers! Terry Turbo Burrows fastest window cleaner!

[makulaturoman]

упитанный дядя

[supergreatcornholio]

i now have

1963,1974,1976,1980,Sports 1981-82,1985,1986,1988,1989,19­90,1991

1992,1993,1995,1996,1997,1998,­1999,2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,­2005,2006

2007,2008,2009,2010

[xKillzSuicidezZ]

who is the worlds tallest man ,, im 16 and im 8 ft tall ,, doctors say i have a genetic disease i never stop growing ..... is that a world record

[6614246]

i am 8 ft 3 and just 9 years old!Weird but i suffer from a tumor on my pituitary gland

[supergreatcornholio]

i collect These books I started collecting in 2007

I have: 1974,1976,1980,Sports 1981-82

1988,1989,1990,1991,1992,1993,­1995

1996,1997,1998,1999,2000,2001,­2002

2003,2004,2005,2006,2007,2008,­2009

2010

[roshpiansay]

@supergreatcornholio

nice!

[supergreatcornholio]

@roshpiansay since that comment i now have The 1985 hardcover

and the 1986 paperback

[TurkishMaxPower]

Guinness World Records 2010 Istanbul

World's Longest Man Sultan Kösen and World's Shortest Man He Pingping Met

Send By : TurkishMaxPower

[ariel07rm]

NICE SPIRIT MATE¡¡

[onelady4]

I got the book for Christmas

[gumwrapper1]

Wonderful, keep up the good work Craig.

[totallysickawesome]

its kool how the guiness world records, holds a guiness worl record

[udohiei]

Nobody wants to hugg fat jesus?

[ellokote760]

fucKIng fat bastard WOW he CANt even TALK!!!!!

[iPWNDuLastNight]

Says the guy who's perfect in both writing and speaking English! Simply curious, have you ever heard of the word "accent"?

[zedrein18]

Get the fuck out of America!

[ido187]

it's scottish...

[ellokote760]

@ido187 SO WHAT HE Is A fat BASTARD!!

[bigdud12345]

seexyyyy.....

[HeyLetsTalkNow]

Lol I think i might've broke the record for worlds longest fart just now..

[coffeecub]

he does look very huggable

[vyrvidomb]

LOL

[hitman12]

i most likely have the largest body coverage of birthmark in the world i want it to be marked in the book but it costs like 2k in euros.

[kurama121]

you dont need to pay to getin guinness

[bergy305]

he says at the end that it is free to get your self into it

[hitman12]

what day does this happen. do i go to the website for info?

[tmt616]

aaaaaaa

[Redemptioner123]

Australia is doing what?! I gotta be there.

[omar5905]

iiiiiiii

[TheSymmachus]

He seems like a lieable guy.

[lexiconlover]

Actually he looks very huggable, lol

[kickinButtAlot]

i like his voice lol

[IMonYEWTUBE]

does he hold the record for fattest dude in europe?

[giantdavid89]

... your funny...

[KayoteThunder]

He is cute.

[craignelson57]

Please search, Ryan Wooten, oklahoma country boy, post comment , rate 1-10, THIS GUY IS WHITE, pretty good

[WebStresser101]

i think i might hold the record for most consecutive times ejaculating (7)

[allahtalapala]

post the video of proof .?

[HELPTHEHOMELESS32]

@allahtalapala

13

got you beat bitch

[UnknownSoldier73]

I got you on 10, SO HA!

[vduke]

mine was 8 sorry kiddo swear to god

[Salami90210]

I might hold the record for most consecutive toilet clogs in one day (3)

[88BCW]

I like it

[abcce1]

lol @ cupstacking

[daniel252ful]

i can bareley understand the fat dude

[Dirizzle]

me to

[peter30509]

the fat guy looks and talk like the cheff from zack n cody

[noob6660]

lol you still watch Zack and Cody LOL!!!

[dukenukem4lifeyo123]

I do and im 16. But ur a big boy now, ur old enough for Yu-gi-oh.

[shambayati195]

faggot

[bmusiclovr]

rude.

[noob6660]

no i play pokemon, but you can play with my barbie collection.

[bye1962]

LOL! free hugs! i love hugs! i give you a big bear hug. :)

[theBCEproductions]

I just broke the world record for the world's stupidest comment on a guinness world records video

[ipipero]

albanians are for guinness records..

[mirchafromnish]

For The most dirty & shity TERRORISTS ON THE WORLD! JEBEM VAM SESTRE I DECU NERODJENU! SRBIJA!

[SalatblattXXL]

1:47

[yourdaddy342]

cup stacking wow that looks epic lol looks like its in fast moshion lol

[phorcydes]

I kinda had a hard time understanding this guy at time

[blackbomber2]

is that cup stacking video really done in real time? that seriously look speed up... maybe its just bad video quality because all their movements look blurry

[BlindedOblivion]

Yeah it's all real time. Insane stuff huh?

[Arellapple]

I had to stack cups in PE many years ago in elementry, it was utterly boring. All it was for was "cordination"..... LAME!

[yourface1300]

I'm doing that right now!!

[abcce1]

lol coordination, they always say retarded shit like that to justify the sport. its more productive to stare at a wall.

[kdear28]

does anyone know what song thats being played in the vid?

[101WizardPlayer]

@jimthere

-Um. Don't use that word again, and its ANY. Learn the key board.

Wow. You are a racist bitch.

[MercuryRis]

COOL! A fat guy whose NOT an American!!! And he has style!

[Nicholasmegalis]

Wow, you're dumb MrSnackization

[Purrrsuasive1]

What did he say was the most viewed Youtube video?? Avian roller babies?

[clayprit]

Don't you all just love reading how much the average grammar of the modern human has degraded? It's almost completely unintelligible. No, I'm not talking about Big Mac in the video. I'm talking about these comments below me. You don't have to be the grammar police, but you could at least have some subject-verb agreement in your sentences, and words that are real. I am all for mud-slinging and name calling, but write in a way that a human can understand.

[gnigged68]

well obviously you understood it enough to critisize it :)

[clayprit]

I can criticize the sloppiness of a science theory, but that doesn't mean I understand it.

[TheMissSaudi]

you're totally right!!! =)

[knighttime182]

the cup staking is not new. it was old when they taught us how to play the game in sixth grade. in 2000.

[wizstar617]

I WANNA TASTE CHAMPAIN NO FAIR anyways I'm making the worlds most fast typer !!! I can spell Duenjaflazingggh in a second! !!!

[TrilloGroup]

1 Million Stars! Bravo! :D

[dafinaiza]

nice

[EasterBunnySucks]

i bet this guy has the world record for only English person who speaks the English language in a way nobody can understand..

[ilumana]

Yet I can understand lol

[EasterBunnySucks]

i can to,

it was a joke :P

[EasterBunnySucks]

lmfao

[aLxN]

watta ffff??

[nowsaturate1]

Haha... Good one.

Not. ^_^

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[LittleLegion]

Guinness is a French Company dumbass..

[jaffamol]

@LittleLegion - Guinness was founded by an Irish man and then merged with Grand Metropolitan (a UK based company) in 1997 to form Diego.

[17caesar]

jeje

[blahsington]

U should try to compete for the world record of most bones broken in one fall.

[sunsoft561]

omg this is boring

[hemalex90]

lol

[MadMudProductions]

I just broke the record of the longest piss :)

[shuuemura91]

sdyujhgty

[rad3666]

i find that the guinness world records are becoming ridiculous.

[guitarheroaddict54]

is there a record on like the fastest person to get their World of Warcraft characters to level 80? i might be able to do that if i get the time and if it really is something that will get me into the Guinness World Records lol :P

[BullRadu]

get a life

[sarahLOSTTHEGAME]

lmao agreed

[jiggly229]

Has it already been a year since the last one? I remember watching the 2008 one...

[lastmiddlefirst]

lmao at their coach's face at 1:48 lolool, like taht shit is so intense

[WRF713]

Cup stacking is the biggest waste of time in history.

[TepochaTe]

thats obese!

[Brklnbred]

LOL at 1:48 stacking cups? u can't be serious

[Akownerz]

Its hard as hell try it dumbshit

[ThroatSlitta]

all Guinness World Records are dumb and stupid...

[PwhXenon]

u think u could make it better ;D ?

[ThroatSlitta]

I don't see the point, unlike olympics even if they use steroids.

[chungalungas]

Whats the matter, you havent accomsliped anything with your life and it makes you sick to see other people happy? Go complain with your emo boyfriends douche

[ThroatSlitta]

why would someone want to be the fattest dude in the world... or smallest or the guy who pee further than other? It's just stupid.

[chungalungas]

If it makes people happy then leave them alone. And no one said you have to wacth there videos. I respect your opinoin but if you dont like it just leave it only.

[ThroatSlitta]

it makes poeple happy...? Im not sure, and I will continue to post comments of my opinions even if you don't like it, And no one said you have to read my comments, but if you dont like it just leave it only.

[chungalungas]

Ok fine you anger little bitch. Go a head keep making comments that make you look like a jealous douche. I wouldnt be calling you these names if you didnt start being an ass!

[ThroatSlitta]

Ok fine you anger big bitch. Go a head and be proub of the fattest dude of your country, that make you look like a passionated douche. I wouldnt be calling you these names if you didnt start being an ass the first because I was just taking your own sentence !

[skitzo15]

proub?

lern to tipe beach!!!!!!!!

[chungalungas]

lol you took my sentence and changed a few words. lol are you 5 yrs old? Besides no one wants to hear compain.

[ThroatSlitta]

well lucky you, you dont have to hear anything! just read.

[chungalungas]

haha good one! But serouisly im not trying to be rude or anything, but if someone wants to be the fattest man alive let him be it! Im sorry for starting a fight with you im just trying to tell you that if someone wants to be in guiness books let them be in it. See ya around

[pala3]

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[CHDevilsOfWar]

porky

[courtinjusticeuk]

More to include in Records

youtube com

watch?v=35102rnr0T4

watch?v=KUMmRAIC_3o

watch?v=5_WQU9blWaY

[TheGibby13]

Heyy! what do you want to talk about??

[duffymoon01]

ill talk to you :)

[diddym0]

omg i would hug him! ohhh and Aussie are gonna fail coz no body there are hot enough to wear a bikini and im a kiwi so im aloud to say that

[pvl4u]

Obviously you are a Kiwi !! Your spelling and grammar are awful !!!! Did you go to school with Jake ... LOL

[thisisluke100]

Haha. When I watched this and heard Australia trying the bikini thing, I thought yepp, thats something Australia would do.. haha

[Endoloid]

Hi all. I know this is off-topic but some friends of mine came up with a good 7-minute video on why pot should be legalized. Take a look and if you think its a worthwhile video, send it to as many people as you can. Go up to the search bar and copy and paste these four words in: obama natural medicine Tylenol. It will be the first video that comes up.

[gammans64shy]

whew

[HillDueceua]

here's some records you guys can break if you ever get bored

most googly eyes glued on a bowling ball. Current record is 54

greatest number of shoes lined up end to end. Current record 174

Guinness World records is such a joke. People just make the stuff up as they go along.

[musicispower25]

I winning the record for the nicest tits.

[musicispower25]

Don't show them to just anybody

[tRaLaLaLa54]

COme ON~~~~~

[seahhag69]

i got the world record for beating off more than anybody .

[CIutchVS5]

jsquared="j^2" or "jj" bud

[Discoleo]

I broke the record with the hardest cock.

[username11768]

cup stacking is such a joke, tell these kids play an actual sport.......

[freddyrl337]

you can make a record of anything like the most hearts beating on a boat..........

[PlasticPackage]

Hahaha! I remember reading the video game edition and thinking that all the time. "Longest cutscene that contains a creature with pointy ears."

[92benno92]

Like half the stuff is so specific anyone could get a name in the book. You're right it's pretty bs.

[PIKMINinMYGARDEN]

i want his accent

[PassionOfDeo]

I'm pretty sure my name is in the Guinness World Records book.

Its science related, I'm just not sure what its under. Lol.

[Gloin27]

Don't make fun of him. he is obviously very successful and very well spoken. I admire him really.

[sinisterxlullaby]

sick puppies pulled off 'FREE HUGS"

[mimo35291]

he is fat no wonder he didnt get any hugs

[glanvillepierce]

what the F*** are you saying

[SlightlySarcastic201]

I had to listen to it 17 times before I could figure out he was saying "world's most viewed advertisement."

"advetesmen"

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!

[SyckMod]

I know someone who holds the recode for the most dick sucked in a day....................Do you wanna know who it is?

[LilSouljaGangster]

SyckMod

You or Yo Mama

[SyckMod]

no ya grandma!!!!!!!!!!!

[SyckMod]

tlkin tu mi

[Ericthemasta]

this guy lmao

[camb00]

i hold the record for eating the most ferror roches in 1 minute i ate 10

[IAMRICHIEPRICE]

ima hit that shit uppp

[silverthornboy19]

im in the book for guiness i set the world record for largest card stucture

[TySiKurva]

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