Droid Bionic "Arena" - Verizon Commercial

[slipknotfreakk901]

When a Droid phone doesn't say "DROOOOOID", that's when you know it isn't legit.

[JoeyR0x]

DROID has something Apple doesn't have... women.

[asjx5]

Love this phone.



[xXKinGofbLadEsXx]

when i first saw these commercials i thought it was a movie XD

[jprince186]

Scarlett Johansson

[GR3B3N]

cheesy

[berkesonmez34tr]

Who is girl

[anurek123]

umm where is the phone??

[ChristarpFP]

the worst ad that ever did live to see public television

[Ghostbustr7]

I love this phone.

[morikei123]

if they made a movie about that shet they could made more money than they made from selling that thing wich ihave no wat is it... that was COOL

[ImmaRoxstarSoBeware5]

People, really. I understand they went a little over-board on this comercial, but Android is amazing so it needs stuff like this to expose to the world. If you have an Android like me, then you know what I'm talking about. Android has swipe, so texting takes half the time. Also, Android backs up everything on your email account. Every letter you type and every picture/video you take is automatically backed up. The screen is bright and they come in about 5 colors. This is better than Apple.

[kockgunner]

This is sad.

[032865sb]

Getting this phone

[SerChade]

Oh dammit! Fucking robot didn't manage to send that bitch to the kitchen!

[C4War10r]

I don't get this commercial at all. Am I to understand that the technology for Droid was obtained by scrapping awesome cyberarena fights between kickass robots and scantily clad futurebabes? Presumably it was, because I see Droid everywhere but I have yet to see a single cyberarena fight (other than that Tron thing).

And you want me to buy THIS product, Verizon!? Take that silly knockoff iPhone apart, reassemble it into its constiuent parts and sell us that you tossers!

[VoodooRush]

So if I buy a Droid Bionic, it will try to kill me?

[eerereps]

so the only time i knew what this was all about was at the last 3 seconds... BULLSHIT advertising! - jut go str8 to the point!

[TheCoprunner]

this is beast!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockstarzadhi]

is this a mobile ad or game ad ?

[haydeepepe123]

I love these commercials. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

[heyhowfang]

I wonder what some of these people would like to see...hipsters dancing on a screen typing a random bullshit with a focus to out of life bullshit? If you want to see features on a phone look them all up and do your research, lazy bastards. This is just a amusing commercial. Don't like it? No one gives a fuck.

[MrDeGorro]

Clearly, people who doesn't like this ad are positively drama n romance type whom doesn't like action & animation type. So... if you guys don't understand, the product itself called DROID... from what ways it has NO SENSE, not perfect ?... yes ... not make sense ?... you're lost pal ...

[slickrick971]

IT DIDN'T SAY "DROID!" >:(

[happyhogan17]

She's hot

[totallydubbedHD]

how doesn't this not make sense?

Shows what the phone has...just a nice way of advertising it - rather than a boring old advert that displays its features

[Spud17593]

this phone or iphone 4s hmmmm idk WAAAAAAAA

[chumleyuk]

Why would anyone want a phone that has hardware from robots beaten by a girl in under 60 seconds?

[dunstalker]

If you concentrate real hard, you CAN see the phone from from 0:55 to 0:57 !!!

[sysscan]

One Machine to rule them all, One Machine to find them,

One Machine to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

[iambleachfanfreak]

@sysscan lord or the phones trilogy

[sysscan]

@iambleachfanfreak Yeah. Do you see the Eye of Sauron?

[iambleachfanfreak]

@sysscan LOL yea.

[bobba515]

Verizon makes the worst commercials ever

[jakeroot2]

Stupidest fucking ad ever.

[rurounirgc]

Impressions throughout the video: 1st. Resident Evil movie..? no... there're machines in this... 2nd Terminator...maybe...3rd some weird somersault jump, Metroid!??? noway... wait... WTF!!! oh... just another fancy Android commercial...

[marcelissoepiclike]

thumbs up if marquesbrownlee brought you here

[sweetsaz79]

I love my Bionic.

[mich91909]

umm...so we watch a wanna be matrix remake for a solid minute to see the phone for 1 or 2 seconds?... whoever does commercials and advertising for verizon HAS TO BE a 12 year old ADHD kid

[Spud17593]

@mich91909 hey its funny to be all like i think a 12 year old made this but dont make fun of adhd my friend has it >:(

[quixotic115]

Motorola, you're so lame. Please hire someone that's not a virgin to make your commercials. God, seriously whats your target demographic, 15 year old boys who play World of Warcraft all day??

[T01z]

AWESOME



[TerminatorVet]

I thought this was a movie trailer,fk this commerical,2 much commerical 4 another phone

[spirg]

Heifsin85 - that is Hillarious !!!!!!!!

[spirg]

I have this phone coming on Tuesday .. It looks impressive !!

[aznlovergurl123]

stop hating on the ad.

its basic and to the point.

they collect parts from machines/robot things to create the phone.

[MrRahulzz]

i came to hear the machine say's 'DROID'

[Q8cavalry]

Silly ad

Feminism shuts me off!

[vcrp94]

I love the fact that the top comments are made by stupid people who can't understand an add, in case you didn't notice she removed the parts from the robots to create the phone, i guess the people that are saying the commercial is stupid have an iphone, and dont understand SHIT about phones.

[CruisinTR]

@vcrp94 Or maybe they understand the fundamentals of good, effective advertising in reaching the mass market and can see how this commercial lacks them.

[dammitdexter]

Pathetic.

[robotsongs]

That was the ABSOLUTE STUPIDEST phone commercial I have ever seen.

Wait, this was for a phone, right? WTF was this about?

"Driod Bionic-- I bet you're teenage son wants it.... whatever it is."

[Spud17593]

i find this easy to masturbate to!!!

[Heifsin85]

This commercial is awesome. Apple does nice little family commercials with a white background and indie music: /watch?v=LamtBiGLzI8

And Android is like, fuck it, we are going to have a warrior woman killing a futuristic 12 foot robot in a gladiator arena. Beat that apple.

[moccani01]

totally get it..

[MrBOOTYGUARD671]

the commercial makes perfect sense! shes taking parts from the robots 8mp 1080p camera, dual core processor, hdmi, and combines them all in the end by putting them in the machine and out comes the phone! really? no one got that?!

[Fran1080p]

@MrBOOTYGUARD671 kids lack imagination nowadays :/

[citizenedwin]

I laughed when she pulled a dual core processor out of that robot. Imagine if she pulled a 486 chip out of it's neck; not too long from now, that's what this will look like

[NeverContactMe]

@aristotledude fag

[aristotledude]

@NeverContactMe: Ok, so you are a homo but that does that have to do with the commercial?

Don't ask, don't tell.

[kyuubiyura]

@aristotledude bionic,-bio-,as in living.thats why there was a coolass high-tech looking human in the ad,at that point it just makes sense to go with female instead of male,the ad doesnt focus on her looks

[aristotledude]

@kyuubiyura: I have no problem with hot chicks in ads for a dating/chat or escort service or even a hot chick actually "using the phone" in a "real life" scenario in the "real world" instead of some future overrun by killer robots.

[kyuubiyura]

@aristotledude but its just two robots,nobody said they took over the world,its an arena..sheesh.

[Spud17593]

@aristotledude its better than iphone all they do is play cheezy music and talk about the new features at least motarola makes them exciting and cool :P

[aristotledude]

@Spud17593: Cool story bro. But riddle me this, where in the commercial do they show people using the phone and its features? What does a robot have to do with the phone?

If you find this appealing then you are either a neck beard or a 12 year old.

[Spud17593]

@aristotledude im 14 but i do think they kind of went over board with the comercial

[ghett0bla5t]

@aristotledude This commercial is MARKETED to 25+ year old boyswho have never kissed a girl. In that it is very effective because there is no better way to get nerds' attention than with a sexy chick in leather fighting robots in an arena, even if it has nothing to do with the phone's capabilities. Not enough to make ME buy a phone, swipe on the other hand...

[k1dicarus]

@aristotledude um you do realize that teenage boys are the target audience for this product. but to realize such a fact one must pull the plug out his arse. you propably flame about every teenage orianted movie like transformers for them being not serious etc but never come to the conclusion that such products arent made to be serious.

[aristotledude]

@k1dicarus Do you realize how much a smartphone plan costs? No teen "needs" a smartphone and they could not afford to pay for it themselves. This is more likely marketed to the 25+ year old basement dweller who never kissed a girl. I was 11 or 12 when I kissed the girl next door and her friend in a tent. A ménage à trois of sorts.

I find you talk of plugs and arses to be a bit disturbing.

[k1dicarus]

@aristotledude well guess who is paying for little sons or sisters iphone/ipad/insert modern gadget on christmas or birthday?

plugs in arses may sound disturbing but can be a pleasure as well.

[MisterX3866]

@aristotledude If you don't like the commercial then why did you watch it in the first place ?

[TheProjektcc]

@MisterX3866

how can he know if he doesn't like it without watching it?

[Nicro327]

@aristotledude Could have just said you're gay.

[aristotledude]

@Nicro327: Nope. Assholes are for shitting out of and nothing else. But now everyone knows that you are.

[Nicro327]

@aristotledude Could have just said you're homophobic 

[aristotledude]

@Nicro327: Wow. You are a piece of work. You have the gaul to go around calling total strangers "gay" and then you call me homophobic? Really? Are you that bipolar or are you living a lie? I don't care if you are gay and my reaction to what gay people do is perfectly natural. If gay people are allowed to think what straight people do is gross then I'm allowed to be grossed out by sodomy. I think sodomy is gross no matter what genders are involved.

[Nicro327]

@aristotledude You could have just said you're angry

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

@aristotledude Teenage boys who have money and horny. Simple as that

[doughutch1]

annoyingly irrelevant.

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

If I could date/marry a woman that looks like her, i'd be a very happy man for life. Screw blondes, go burnette

[iFlagJerk]

I have to agree 846286425. This commercial was so successful there was a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots movie made to compete with it.

[TexasRangerification]

@iFlagJerk You mean Real Steel? Dude Real Steel has nothing do with this.

[kirby124543]

i bet theres some desperate perv who think shes shot(i didnt look at the comments btw)

[DarkSeele05]

@fpasillas100

GALAXY NEXUS. nuff said!

[michelleAH96]

I have a Droid 2 Global. Im happy with it

[phenomphantom1]

they will definitely relate this phone to skynet if this year got terminator movie, or even worse , the quotes,"i'll be........" xd

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

Too bad the phone sucks compared to Droid X

[ppipowerclass]

@DrnkSqrrlProductions too bad i put my Bionic up against my X side by side, and the Bionic ate the X in every test i put against it.

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

@ppipowerclass Yeah, except the new screen looks totally fucking awful no thanks to the new Pentile tech

[jaboipell]

that chick is so hot, id do her

[spikeman23]

Its not just a phone.

[chancy319]

This commercial is so stupid. These droid commercials take themselves way too seriously. LIke c'mon! It's just a phone. How about showing features and ACTUAL DAY/REAL LIFE stuff.

[SquirrellyOtter]

Somebody was smoking heroin when they messed up the spelling of "heroine" in the tags.

Too obvious?

[parisj101]

The only thing bad about the phone is the battery but i love it!

[manco82]

This video is so fucking hilarious, no wonder nobody buys Droids.

[asavietto]

Fuck you, Motorola. Fuck you.

[gardrek]

This is the first time I've heard a robot do the Wilhelm Scream.

[jacobbent]

Remove the Verizon Bloatware on the Bionic!!

Please like my comment so that Verizon sees this!!

Don't pay 300 for a phone when you cant uninstal the bloat apps verizon has permanently downloaded to the BIONIC!!!!!!!

[harrypfan93]

Anyone know the name of the song??

[G0FlyAKite1]

Conditioning & predictive programming.

[teebig]

Commercial is intriguing. It almost makes me want to go out and buy the Droid Bionic now! I'll check out the specs first of course.

[DrGanja99]

what the fuck does this have to do with the phone?

[846286425]

wtf does thins have to do with a phone

[3OZ33man3]

lol...cheese

[Bubbadude329]

INCEPTION.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rgl168]

I'd rather you demo how user friendly the phone is, how I can use video chat, checking out Flash sites, watching videos and listening to music, etc.

[GRUNGENERD67]

What the hell does this have to do with a phone?! She could atleast have used the phone to kill the robot or somethin'!

[Skuroccer9]

I can't believe what a piece of absolute crap this commercial is. It's such a great phone!

[GMK9VII]

SKY NET!

[AtactHD]

i really dont like droid or android that much. but the red circuit board animation from 0:58 to 1:01 is the most amazing thing i have ever seen in my entire life.

[YukonExpatriate]

Hmm, Wilhelm Scream at 0:41.

[YukonExpatriate]

Wilhelm scream at 0:41.

[YukonExpatriate]

Wilhelm scream at 0:41.

[SirDre101]

Madd...!!! Bionic!! What next?? Bio-genetic smart-phones now??? lol I love the ads... crazy...!!!

[volikoto]

damn..... why does smartphones keep on going cooler and cooler?!

[BearyChi]

Seriously she needs her own show.

[MrFantomas45]

I like 4G WiiMax better. Yes Verizon LTE is fast but LTE phones has avg 2.5 hrs of internet browsing battery life when 4G WiiMax has 5 hrs of internet browsing battler life. And as you can see. Verizon makes pretty bad ass commercials but they waste more money on commercials than on phones. That's why there isn't that much 4G LTE phones. Sprint For the win.

[opnsrc1]

@MrFantomas45

Just in case you didn't get the news... Sprint is dropping WiMax and going LTE... Sprint won't be using WiMax after 2012.

Sounds like WiMax phones will be 3G only after that time.

[MrFantomas45]

@opnsrc1 Going for LTE with more Advanced phones. Sprint will take out many LTE phones more than At&t and Verizon. And Sprint is Unlimited.

[TheSamuraiGirl32]

These commercials make better movies than real movies. I love them and hate them at the same time. WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE MOVIES LIKE THESE COMMERCIALS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[flipknoc]

Love these Droid commercials.  Droid HD and Prime are next.

[majormako]

its one of those commercials where you have to find out the stuff for yourself, remember the droid x commercial it was so suttle that people had to research it, good marketing strategy

[PookieDude1]

They need to make a movie. Seriously.

[tehbible]

Verizon needs to make better commercials. What crapola is this? How about a commercial that shows off the features of the BIONIC?

Oh and let me guess, BIONIC is for MEN only too huh? Looks like a commercial specially tailored for the 18+ male age group.

[SolidMGsnake]

"Made from machines, to rule all machines." for a month or two.

[TheSodaMuffin]

About as relevant as most car commercials.

[00sturm]

I don't understand how this is supposed to make me feel like the phone is useful. It just looks like an action,

[indigofire1o9]

@00sturm It shows her take a 1080p camer out of a robot then an hdmi chord then a dual core processor and a 4g lite thingy. She combines them all together then, walaaa!, you got urself a pretty sexy phone

[macalicious50]

so thaaaats what took so long for the bionic release.

[fucdemas]

what does a robot fighting human have to do with a phone?

[rerDevil1983]

What a joke

[indigofire1o9]

@rerDevil1983 Its still pretty intense. When I saw this commercial in the theaters I thought it was a real movie lol

[SonGolin]

... I see the group in charge of promoting the launch of the PS3 somehow got contracted for this ad. Please take my advice: Do less.

[timeforthecrunge]

lol what shit

[PS3XBOX360GUY]

The droid bionic and the iphone 5 are gonna be like the best phones ever

If I had lots of money I would get buy both and that is for sure. But now I'm having a hard time trying to decide which one to buy

[samuell001able]

All those poor robots,if that was me, I would show them mercy and reprogramed them rather then show malevolence

[driverx241]

yes this is very nice but weren't you trying to advertise a phone

[ppipowerclass]

@thedukeofearel Monica Belluci

[kiatiming101]

@thedukeofearel Kristen Carpenter

[TIGERABIT]

@thedukeofearel Kristen Carpenter

[TIGERABIT]

Respond to this video... she was in Enrique Iglesias' music video Tonight I'm loving you. She was the lead.

[wowclaxon001]

@thedukeofearel Her name is Kristen Carpenter. And yes she IS way to fucking hot ^_^

[phenomphantom1]

@thedukeofearel kristen carpenter, she appears in enrique iglesias's tonight(i'm fxxkin you) mv

[thebuckrogers22]

i think i know who the woman is kim sherrell, she also posted a vid of the commercial on her google + thing

[majormako]

they should use christina agulera's song bionic for a commercial lol

[BrickSteiner]

So you need to fight a life or death battle with this phone just to be able to make it work? Documented.

[Queendomkk0]

That sound at :20 sounds like the sound they put in the X-men First Class TV spot.It should be TV spot 15 if you wanna see it.

[Orxnge]

first I thought this chick was Olivia Wilde, and then I thought she was Natalie Portman lmao

[20zSketch]

who is this chick shes hot

[kiatiming101]

@20zSketch Kristen Carpenter

[kiatiming101]

@20zSketch Kristen Carpenter

[20zSketch]

@kiatiming101 thanx

[steenkypeet]

If this phone doesn't get BL unlocked then it will fail. It needs CM7.

[krazypyroboi05]

i wanna plow her SOOO BADLY!!! omg!!! Natalie Portman!

[06Perseus]

anyone know the name of the song?

[ppipowerclass]

22 people work for Steve Jobs

[brojsimpsondotcom]

Who were the ad wizards that came up with this one?

[ShirouJune]

This reminds me of Alita :B