Wizard People, Dear Reader -The Bear, The Wretch (Chapter10)

[snipelfritz]

Ronnie tells Harry that he is a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night type of guy.  "Triple that and you've got me," says Harry.

[BlueBlackInside]

ASIF HE DIDNT KNOW

[MsRyebread21]

the scar is called into question...it is shown...and it is wicked :]

monopoly champ HP

[deskofcheezits]

"Ron loves Twizzlers."

[kkezar11]

definitely some chops, indeed.

[jediking12]

It is shown and it is wicket!

Ron Loves Twizzlers

They are greeted by a creature that walks into the door but it is a girl Harmony Danger!

[Monstermordo2600]

I guess when somebody parodies Harry Potter Ron likes twizzlers. Hmm.

[HarryPotterAddict11]

"It is shown, and it is Wicked."

[rovert28]

Ron likes twizzlers.

[PuppetsGalore]

She's not a girl, she's a night troll!

[EMMETTRALF]

defiantly, some chops indeed

[islappz]

no, ron loves RED VINES!!!

[bigd934]

" A pre-pubescent Medussa. Aggghhh"

[gymnstsdontneedballs]

A pre-pubescent medusa 

[squire1617]

definitely some chops indeed

[GandalfTheBalding]

The food service wench appears

[smay96]

Am i the only one who thinks of AVPS when ron and twizzlers are mentioned together?

[TehKarlyChan]

@smay96 Such a shame, this came out before AVPS. D:

[Cobraplato]

ron sure loves twizzlers

[mylightside]

But I thought Red Vines were the preferred elongated candy in the wizard world?

[CarlySinging]

choco-spells and fruit nuts. lol.

[mawdcj]

Ron ...Loves...twizzlers

[toKs1c]

nipples of witch venus

[MyNameBirthYear]

Twizzlers? I thought Ron was partial to Red Vines!!!

[XchangeXtheXworldX]

"Ron... loves twizzlers."

[ThatsWhatSheSaid0012]

THE FOOD-SERVICE WENCH APPEARS

[sexykatie90]

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[Solveigster]

a prepubescent medusa. ugggh.

[hannahmazing00]

nine people aren't newly minted monopoly champs.

[TheWandWaver]

Ron loves Twizzlers? No. No he does not! Ron loves Red Vines!

[Malallory]

This chapter is all pure genius, except for one part:

Ron loves Red Vines, not Twizzlers.

[rhall4th]

Part of what makes this so funny is all the liberties Neely takes with the original story.

[rhall4th]

The "wretched" Harmony ... lol

[qwertyqeys]

Ron... loves... twizzlers...

[unicornsexNickHeck]

who r the nine people who disliked these?

[Kueck10893]

...Ron... loves Twizzlers.



[ParaTobEnce]

the food service wench appears!

the shear volume of loin product

and the new friends celebrate over a pile of cakes, and frogs, and nipples

ron... loves twizzlers

ron tells harry that hes a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night

triple that and you've got me

a prepubescent medusa. aaaggh

definitely some chops indeed

he only growls and smacks in her general direction

anybody else notice that he pauses several times while talking to allow the wretched harmony to actually appear onscreen?

[tbonetwenty]

"ron loves twizzlers"............  RED VINES!

[abbiblue202]

@tbonetwenty THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

[FelixPheonix]

I wish my life was narrated like this.

[bsimpson505]

@FelixPheonix Haha

[PocketC00KIE]

Ron loves Twizzlers XD

[TaditsTable]

@PocketC00KIE

And Redvines...

You're my new favorite person if you get that joke XD

[PocketC00KIE]

@TaditsTable Well I do get that joke. :D

[TaditsTable]

@PocketC00KIE

*Gives you "New Favorite Person" award*

[SpunkRansomMyHero]

"The HP". Never will I see this movie the same again.

[ManEatingPlants]

"It is shone... and it is wicked."

[BeastChildoMine]

this creature posing as a humanoid has some chops definitly some chops indeed

and begs ronnie of his name he only growls and smacks in her general direction

[LOCAZification]

Ron Weasel!! lmao!!

[CRoberts1025]

These narrations are hihlarious!!!

[SaviSkittle]

a pre pubescent medusa. HAHA.

[creamfury]

"Ronne loves twizzlers..."

[JamesBlond000]

Nipples of witch Venus... :D

[MrBrianbeyer]

"This creature posing as a huminoid has some chops...definitly some chops indeed." Haha

[letthemxeatcake]

"A prepubescent Mudusa."

[EmoAnimeFanGirlLOL]

@letthemxeatcake "aaaaagh" xD

[psyaaahbishes]

Food service wench Lol xD

[slrnielsen]

Haahaha!

"Interupted by a horrible creature that is making its way down the hall."

[YungHurl593]

Is it just me or does the narrator sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

[bct1018]

"The sheer volume of loin product..." lol

[Osmprofit]

Frogs, nipples and Witch penis... Ron...Loves...TWIZLERS

[ivettegeldres]

ronnie the bear!!!!!!!! lmfao rofl

[jediking12]

Nipples of Witch Venus

[cosmowiz]

ron loves twizzlers!

[HungryForRock]

When he said "Ron, obviously from a family who's money is spread thinly over the sheer volume of loin products cannot buy a thing" i lost it hahahaha

[mosessauce]

yellow pillows

[leetlelaura]

a pre-pubescent medusa. UGHHH.

[noisebeast]

"Wallow our mouths upon."

Oh Brad Neely. Someone should build a statue in your likeness.

[WeirdFro]

ooooh now i get why ron got twizzlers in "a very potter musical" (well, among many other foods lol)

[SugarFang]

Wow, I didn't even make the connection! nice!

[canman87]

"The newly-minted monopoly-champ HP flashes some coin and the new friends celebrate over a pile of cakes and frogs and nipples of which Venus and rats and chaco-spells and fruit-nuts... you know, wizardly fodder."

HAHAHA.

[3xKasumix3]

RON LOVES TWIZZLERS~~~!!!

[Nodrog666]

I laughed at the "Wizzardly fodder" part.

[superdooperpooper564]

money spread thinly over the sheer volume of loin product

[Budaphly]

I'm a cup of coffee by day, a bottle of wine by night type of guy.

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. BRAD NEELY FTW!!!

[rkullberg]

Triple that, and you got me.

[DrAaronBHoffman]

Triple that, and you've got me.

[holycowpie333]

ron loves twislers

[mizusajt]

It is shown... and it is wicked.

[FlareXyron]

whippin out the fliff

[AuroraBoredom]

"Triple that, and you got me!" This is hands down the funniest thing ever. No questions asked. Don't refute my absolute fact.

[DrAaronBHoffman]

I couldn't agree more.

[nunchaku1992]

they are instant friends, friends forever....

[skandarsgirl01]

ron loves twizzlers.

[y2killer2344]

ron lovvvves twizzlers

[CaptainComposte]

loin products = children, lol

[casey11592]

'wizardly fodder' ahahahaha

[doctorchalupa]

ron obviously from a family whose money is spread thinly over the sheer volume of loin product cannot afford a thing

[astronomydomine00001]

The newly minted monopoly champ Hp. flashes some coin.

[moufflet2]

ronnie tell harry that he's a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night type of guy

harry says triple that and you got me

<3333

[mattdot666]

peppered with painters, painting masterpiece after masterpiece

[rockerchic3214]

The scar is called into question, it is shown, and it is wicked.

LOL!! XD

[companioncubexglados]

Ron loves Twizzlers.

The FoodService Wench appears.

[skandarsgirl01]

ron. loves. twizzlers.

[PhistMan]

The boys have to admit, this creature posing as a humanoid has some chops. Definitely some chops indeed.

[ramalama246]

Ron loves twizzlers.

[walkietalkieSOS]

pillows of gold

[79xd79]

.....

definitely some chops indeed.

Comic genius? I think so.

[CaptainHumphrey]

"The scar is called into question.

It is shown...

and it IS wicked."

[dragonboyjgh]

"ron loves twizzlers!"

[jdund117]

But the newly minted monopoly champ, HP, flashes some coin, and the new friends celebrate over a pile of cakes, and frogs, and nipples of witch venus, and rats, and choco-spells, and fruit nuts, and you know. Wizardly fodder.

[jdund117]

"The food wench appears. Ron, obviously from a family whose money is spread thinly over the sheer volume of loin product, cannot buy a thing."

[JugglerJustin]

a pre-pubescent medusa

[Hissymau]

RON LOVES TWIZZLERS

[dumblebandit]

i'm a ronnie the effin' bear/ the wretched medusa Harmony shipper.o_0 (what Brad Neeley's version of the DH r/hr snogging scene would probbably sound like->) "...Now, Dear readers, The wretched Harmony who is now a fully pubescent medusa, then realises that Ronnie the bear is choking *hr snoggs ron* and immidietly starts to perform mouth to mouth. Harry is obviously uncomfortable." :P

999999999999999999999999999999­99999999 stars

[tomorrowneverknew]

Ron and his pillows of gold.........

[mfielder95]

wizardly fotter

[loonygrl90]

"It is shown... and it is wicked."

"Ron loves Twizzlers."

"He and Harry are interruped by a horrible creature that is making its way down the hall and appears in the doorway. Only upon closer examination do Ron and H.P. realize it's a girl looking for a frog."

"...a pre-pubescent Medusa. Ugh."

*dizzy from laughing*

[darkpirategirl]

as if he didn't know...:D

[LoonyLuna08]

the sheer volume of loin product.

He only growls and smacks in her general direction.

Holy balls, this is ridiculously funny.

[nscott88]

I'm a pot of coffee by day bottle of wine by night kind of guy says ron.

Trippe that and you got me says harry

[Crowbarboy]

ron loves twizzlers

[dnajackie]

"Whose money is obviously spread thin through the sheer volume of loin-product..."

XDD LAWLZ.

[Miakosamuio]

"And it is wicked"

[holycowpie333]

ya its a biblical refferance

[hockeycheck75]

I love right after he says "she has chops" it shows her gnashing her teeth like a bullfrog of steroids.

[Igaaboo]

sheet volume of loin product...LOL!

[marauderthesn]

It sounds like he just barely stopped himself from laughing at the "horrible creature" part.

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

"ron loves twizzlers"

"triple that and you got me"

"she tries to degrade ron but only looks stupid"

[FallenPetalsx]

"He & Harry interrupted by a horrible creature.." Ooh I love Hermy haha!!!!!!

[irishfreak222]

but the newly minted monopoly champ hp produces his pocket full of coins

[Sps7890]

Ron... loves twizzlers.

XD

[luckyelway]

I was going to say that. :P

[ambeeej12]

"Ron obviously from a family whos money is spread thinly over the sheer volume of loin product cannot buy a thing," lol

[athousandstories]

as if he didn't know.. ahhahaha

i hated harmony when i first read the book too.

[ModChiDance]

"Triple that and you've got me!"

[Lollipoplisa1234]

and in enters the food wench...

[madhi19]

Pre prubasent medusa! lolllll Priceless

[ap22987]

the newly minted monopoly champ, HP

[mcbladey]

nipples...and other wizardly fodder

[vinylblues]

Newly minted monopoly champ!

[SirGuttz]

Hey, if you guys like this, you should really check out Brad Neely's cartoon series on SuperDeluxe. (.com)

His series are "The Professor Brothers", and "I am Baby Cakes".

[ljlewis29]

Ron loves twizzlers, roffle.

[obeythed240]

F-in' priceless

[ReichanXD007]

"It is shown. And it is wicked."

LMAO that is hilarious lol not to mention the part when he's like "Definitely some chops."lol

man, I love this dude. This has to be the best one I've seen so far

[kehya]

a prepubescent medusa

[HIMkidHIM]

these boys obviously hate her guts, hella awesome.

[macytron]

This creature posing as a humanoid has some chops.  Definitely some chops, indeed.

[shenamoyer1]

Fuckin' anwesome!

[zombies8myheart]

hahaha

the best one yet

[Berothsloth]

"who's money is spread over the sheer volume of loin product" LMAO I've got to remember that one.

[jeangeenie]

fuck you janifersoccerdollsxt

[appleslime]

the hp lol

the sheer volume of lion product

[WNHoward]

Ronnie tells Harry that he a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night type of guy. Harry says triple that, and you've got me.. lol

[fetishizedarmadillo]

Yeah, it's funny and everything. But I can't help but think about how cute all the kids are. :P I want to pinch Ron's adorable little-boy cheeks. Is that creepy?

[rainicornsRlove]

"hair folicle sized serpents" lmao

[xWorldsApartx]

Ron... Loves... Twizzlers

Thats awesome.

[Laurabeth777]

...?

[IJVin]

This creature poising--posing as a humanoid has some chops. Definitely, some chops indeed.

[electrocute33]

nipples of witch venus!

[HarryPotterDoc]

Ron Loves Twizzlers!