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  • jhon stewart and colbert !!!

  • lol he has elf ears.

  • Yes, those ears are pretty special...weird maybe!

  • Wow I've been watching Colbert for a while and I never noticed his ears. Till now. Colbert rules.

  • colbert totally saves dave's failed "social studies teacher" joke

  • has anyones mind been changed by what someone posted on youtube?

  • @MyMistakesMakeMe I used to think minds got changed all the time until I read your comment.

  • in saying fired he means getting taken out

  • @aramic1989 lol can you imagine Dave saying "and he did indeed get fired".

    Dave would get fired on the spot.

  • @holm81 ha that would def cot him his job, i'd love it if right before he was about to retire he'd just drop everything we arent told about on one of his shows. obviously theyd cut it real fast but itd be so sick. never happened tho, they dont have the spine

  • @aramic1989 Yeah it would be sick. What I love about Dave is that he knows that his show sucks and he often makes his audience know it. He's just making a living..

  • by meaning fired he means getting taken out

  • BLAH BLAH BLAH lets argue over youtube comments about politics BAHAHA your all so stupid and trying your very best to use big words and sound smart :)

  • fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

  • @DanWas87 love that bit of philosophy

  • What harj2009 said. Open your eyes people

  • the reason obama was so able and quick to do that scene is because he like Bush is a professional actor. Barack Obama may be president but he is just the face the real decision are not made by him.He is just the public face of america, the presentation .

  • "THERE IS NO OFF POSITION ON THE GENIUS SWITCH"

    (In case you were wondering what the quote says)

  • @Yukikittie i love you too baby !! <3

  • @Yukikittie whens was i trying to be funny? good thing you finally no how to type in english cause god DAMN you couldn't. well it really doesn't matter i'm not gonna argue with you cause its fucking it's on a computer really? and you sound older then me!? so i don't really give a shit. i was never tying to be threating or funny in this case i don't really think your mature yet either you started it and i'm ending it and what the hell is up with you and shitty trolls? please your wasting my time

  • @myjuto369 hahaha your comment made me laugh because you misspelled a bunch of words, your arrogance and ignorance amuses me.

  • the joke i made on this video wasn't the best it was yet pretty mean but people... come ON your acting like you never made fun of someone before please!

  • @Yukikittie no im not getting defensive why do that on the internet thats something ignorant morons do its also pretty creepy that you think being defensive is attractive witch leads to you liking buff girls witch is in the percentage of the worlds vote not attractive Yukikittie your a weird kid with a dumb ass youtube user name you act like you never made fun of someone grow some balls will ya! damn...=)

  • @Yukikittie yah yah man im a horrible shitty troy and by the way fyi means for your info after that you said fyi to me telling me to go be a faggot isnt information its a command (bet you fell pretty stupid ehh)

    ps how can i be a faggot if i have a girlfriend and already had sex. so either shut the fuck up or learn the information on the words or slaying words that come out your mouth retard

  • 'He was the substitute teacher."

  • Holy crap, it's Stephen Colbert as a normal person??? =O

  • look at his ears...

  • @myjuto369 he has a deformed ear who gives a shit? he hangs out with presidents, which is more than i can say for your sorry ass

  • @Blastomath bitch shut the fuck up you don't even no me like you have never made fun of someone before please get out of here!... and thats why bitch...your still a virgin and your are thinking "how the hell does he know i'm still a virgin!"

  • @Blastomath and make that 2 ears and there maybe not deformed there like that cause the way he was formed (born) don't you think?...

  • @myjuto369 He is deaf in one of them. He talked about it in another interview.

  • @myjuto369 He had some surgery on his ear to fix a perforated eardrop when real young and left him deaf on one side and the ear probably looks weird from that.

  • @myjuto369 He had some surgery on his ear to fix a perforated eardrum when real young and left him deaf on one side and the ear probably looks weird from that.

  • "Except for Kennedy, he was the substitute teacher who didn't mind getting fired if things got crazy". Say what you want about Colbert but he is one of the most wittiest people on television.

  • Bill Clinton > every other president

  • @ThaBongKing hahaha what a joke

  • @sadbutsandman91 Stong Economy is no laughing matter.

  • Kermit the Frog>obama ,,,,,,,,, and,, comments from "jose colon"??? When did taco bell get wifi???

  • Ronald Reagan>Obama

  • @pantherfanatic7 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHHAAAHAAHAHAH­AAHAHACHAHAAHAFHAHHAHA *Chokes and dies*

  • @hoyt596 It's funny that you that you think you know what you're talking about.

  • @pantherfanatic7 *still dead from laughing so hard*

  • its the late night rapping faggets show with dick head letterman and stephen colfart

  • @josecolonianuevomex This just in from outside sources: Josecolinianuevomex is actually prominent Fox News anchor, Glenn Beck. Nice try Fox News! We saw right through that bullshit!

    Hey Jose, that "pussy bitch" as you so eloquently put it, is seemingly way more intelligent, educated, and moral than your descended-from-monkeys brain could ever hope to be. Keep up the good work, proving my points by parading your accute lack of intelligent thought!

  • @kingadrock13 and you my bitch is the cave man from gieco sucking and blowing cock for stephen colfart and his arch enemy dick head letterman you must be proud for serving your country, such a brave slut.

  • colbert is a pussy bitch fuck this fagget

  • COLBERT TOOK OVER THIS SHOW

  • Fuck David Letterman!

  • @zoperxplex fuck them both there both pussys

  • @josecolonianuevomex and you sir, are a badass! I would like to commemorate you on your bravery in revealing the hideous idiocy that lies dormant beneath your thick cranium. Thank you again. If only we had more ppl like you in this world, we'd all still be living in caves and battling dinosaurs!

  • @kingadrock13 boo hoo cry me a river colber dick lover your just madd cuase you have a cave mans face and a dinosaurs pussy hahahahaha....hahahah stupid fuck

  • @josecolonianuevomex

    What the Fuck? 3rd grade, good times.

  • @owned323 yeah thats whats up now little fuck face, cant talk shit now !

  • Well Kennedy was fired if I recall correctly.

  • @DaveScott69 ha!

  • look at these kiss ass morons abunch of pussy ass americans colbert go kill yourself you do more harm to your country than good

  • @sikesy7

    As opposed to the good you're doing by posting such brilliant comments on a youtube video.

  • @sikesy7 fuck yourself! :)

  • Does anyone out there have a PIC of Stephen and Kitty Amanpour ??.. Yes, on Wednesday 2/02/2011 show he had a CAT he called Kitty Amanpour...

  • @traveleasterneurope Actually it was called Amanpurr.

  • @traveleasterneurope It was Christiane Aman-purr

    

  • I guess you were out class...LOL

  • obama mia

  • Well at least when i watch obama speak i dont have to hold my breath waiting for the next irrelevant and highly unintelligent comment he is going to make

  • I love to listen to money,fame and egos pointing out all the problems facing our country.Now there's a source you can believe in.I cant tell the difference between

    Hollyhouse and Whitewood anymore.Strange.......

  • Obama is an awesome leader. The haters have their head so far is the sand they will never see daylight again.

  • @petestrat07 he is the biggest puppet of all... all you need to do is look at his actions on the patriot act

    how many time did he say he would get rid of it??? and then he extended it once he got into office.... Do you have any idea how unconstitutional that document is??? they can take away anyones rights with a single word, and that word is terrorist. Its astonishing that it ever passed in the first place... Don't worry, its only the first step in the war against our rights.

  • war is not peace.

  • @buggsmalone war is an anagram of bush

  • @communistjesus that's no an anagram it's a palindrome

  • @rza1m I hate to think what Obama's anagram is. Guy makes Bush look like a peacenik.

  • @Lukeor Are you mentally stable?

  • @rza1m Yeah, i'm not on a sugar high from Obama kool-aid.

  • @Lukeor im not on any kool aid. I interpret facts. I excercise complete objectivity. dont really need to say anything else. Bush was retarded as fuck there is no question. Countless youtube videos of how stupid he was yet people still defend him. I think you've been drinking the bush kool aid son. Not to mention the fact that bush had a share in united defence under the carlyle group, so he made money from the war? again, are you mentally stable?

  • @rza1m I'm not praising Bush, i'm just pointing out that Obama has the same foreign policy as Bush, which is clearly obvious. Obama's defense budget is the largest defense budget in the history of our country, he's engaged in more war mongering than Bush was and he's responsible for more extraordinary rendition and secret ops. So yes, Bush was an evil lunatic in bed with the MIC, but Obama is actually making him look docile with his extreme militarism.

  • @Lukeor Obviously you don't understand politics. What would the general population, especially the right wing conservatives do if Obama decided to pull out of the so called 'war on terror'. Obama would loose his presidency. Sure wars have increased while Obama has been in office, but did they increase because he was in office? ...no. Fact is the money spent on catching 'al CIAda', who happen to be guys wearing sandals living in mountains could have paid for college for every student in America.

  • @rza1m Fact is Bush started the Military industrial complex in our age. And yes i do agree that Obama is doing a bad job with the current situation. But lets not blame the accident on the guy who got hit by the bad driver.

  • @rza1m hahahahaha, I don't understand politics and you can't even spell "lose". Obama increased the war efforts, attacked Libya and escalated the drone bombings in Pakistan. Obama is in office now, he's the one directing the increase in the war efforts. It was HIS budget that increased spending on the war and it's his appointees who are calling for 10 more years in Afghanistan if they can get it. 70% of Americans want the wars to end, but Obama is part of the racket. Like it or not.

  • @buggsmalone read 1984

  • 0:04

    why the hell does Stephen remind me of Steve Carell from Dinner for Schmucks lol?

  • whatthehellhasobamadonesofar(d­ot)com/

  • well bush was a really bad let down as it came to acting so the bilderburg group had to get a good actor in this time

  • oh and i'm just throwin this out there, i guess i'm glad that this new puppet, useless and misleading as he is, does serve one good purpose and that is that he's the first black president which is a huge jump in racial progress, which is awesome, but i sitll don't like him for any other reason because of my previous comment

  • yeah obama is exactly like bush, any politician that fills that slot will be controlled by corporations and the rockafellers, look up bohemian grove uncovered, tells all, also watch the zeitgeist documentaries, it doesnt matter whether its bush, obama,, ron paul, ralph nader, or fuckin ice cube the president will always be evil period, they are all puppets for evil people i guess i should say, which i guess would make them evil puppets haha pinoccio is fucked now!!!!

  • Meryl Streep of Presidents

  • colbert was on an episode of WLIIA (whos line is is anyway) it was soooo hilarious looking at him as a younger stephen

  • Stephen's wriststrong! :D

  • cobert may be crud but you have to love the truth: i love him

  • "I'm not used to my president being cooler than I am"

  • obama ain't evil. he didn't orchestrate the 9/11 attacks like the bush admin. did. why doesn't anyone get that. we werent attacked by anyone except the u.s. government.

  • @shoshada Your annoying. Just watch the fucking video... People aren't on here to argue about your stupid fantasies.

  • "Kenedy was the substitute teach who didn't care about getting fire if things got a little crazy"... LOL Genius!

  • Oh ok so Obama came along and smashed the Bush regiem? Wake up you idiot, its all a lie and we are all being played. Obama might as well as be called "President BlackBush." He has killed more with drones in 2 years than Bush ever did in 8. So he is the real deal at what? Killing and spending more than Bush? WAKE UP!!!! He is more Evil that W because Obama is playing a good guy.

  • @MrTommYYZ Your annoying. Just watch the fucking video... People aren't on here to argue about your stupid fantasies.

  • @Dezpin234 I understand how the truth annoys you. It is not a fantasy to say Obama has done little different that Bush has, hence, President Black Bush. Go put your head and heart that has a crush on BlackBush back in the sand please.

  • @MrTommYYZ I hate both Obama and Bush

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  • No matter who gets voted into office, its either going to be a "Turd Sandwich" or a "Giant Douchebag".. Funny how a childrens television show can really shed light on a situation... This country was SUPPOSED to be made in a way where it DIDNT MATTER who was "President". The rules should stay the same and one person taking office shouldnt affect your day or life. Is America a company or a country? i thought every man was for themselves but Government was there to SLIGHTLY aid when in need

  • Wow, really? Obama is a good actor? He is just as good as W playing an idiot for 8 years.

  • @MrTommYYZ W may have been playing an idiot but Obama is the real deal

  • fuck uu fuckin fuckerrr ... commercialssss :@

  • Obama is a robot. hes weird and takin us down. scary, weird, sucks and strange.

    Kennedy was the Sub. teacher! YEAH!

    Colbert rocks

  • that would be weird to have an actor that was once a president... a reverse regan.

  • the"eyechannel".CBS=illuminati­

  • WOW!! I think his ears are the reason he became a comedian.

  • @AvaLov4ever whats wrong with them? before you answer, let me: nothing. kinda stupid to say his ears are weird.....nobody really cares about it

  • @telltalemse ok!!!have a blessed day

  • 0:01

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  • @pelhayek Adblock Plus

  • @pelhayek ?

  • Ctrl-R :) 

  • @thesentinelred Also, that money is coming back and it's not entirly true that it was 3 trillion. You really should look up the facts on the 3 trillion and not just get your information from right wing sources.

  • @Bongwyre2112

    right...

    you know about 8-12 years back the American dollar was a good 40cents ahead of the Australian, it was awesome because if you were an Australian web developer you typically got your advert money from the US; so you basically doubled your money.

    you know what happened last week?

    the Australian dollar superceeded the US dollar :)

    dont you dare say everyhting is ok

    what r the right wings talking about? it was their deregulations of the market that put you in this mess

  • @thesentinelred You forget Bush changed Clinton's (a white guy's) surplus to a deficit in the first place.

  • @thesentinelred - Stop acting like you comprehend 3 trillion dollars. You couldn't comprehend the billions that the GOP squandered. It takes money to make money. It's all made up Monopoly money anyway pulled out of the ass of the Federal Reserve, which is a bank privately and secretly owned by families like the Rothchilds. Your whole existence has been financed since before you were even a consideration. We've already been-there-done-that with idiots. Too little too late. Stop whining.

  • Showtime

  • The meryl streep of presidents. Says it all.

  • how do u get ad block?

  • Why is twilight in a Showtime ad that says "All the Best"

  • That last comment about JFK by Colbert is brilliant!

  • fuck obama

  • press F5 to skip commercials

  • i make a point of avoiding all companies that advertise on youtube

  • Your commercials can't withstand refresh buttons of this magnitude.

  • 1:12 Don't worry.

  • f5 worked! after 10 times...

  • yey just got the adblog, free at last!

  • If I wanted to watch commercials I'd watch TV

  • Colbert and Letterman together are awesome! :)

  • Obama is agreat actor, he made a few million idiots believe in hope and change.

  • @jimmi161 Palin is a better Actress. She has millions of Idiots believing she can think !

  • @jimmi161 Man that made me laugh so hard, it's good to see smart people once in a while.

  • @jimmi161 And we are getting both, so I don't get your attempt at a joke.

  • @Bongwyre2112 You are either joking are very naive.

  • @jimmi161 I think you are brainwashed. If you actually looked up the things he actually has done, more than just the healthcare, which is a great thing which will help more than it could ever harm, and as we all know from common sense and the actual figures, socialized health care always works. I can prove it too. So what has big bad Obama done that makes you think so negatively about him. I can prove you wrong on most things, so lets go.

  • @Bongwyre2112 Again you are either joking or are you are incredible dumb.

  • @jimmi161 Riiiight, ok, whatever, keep listening to the right wing. I mean they only almost destroyed america. Fortunatly Obama has saved the US from destruction. You have yet to prove a single point. Because you can't.

  • @Bongwyre2112 Who is this right wing I'm listening to? Not everyone is like you and only sees left and right. If you can't see that Obama is the same as Bush by now then me trying to explain to you with limited characters on youtube isn't going to help you.

  • @jimmi161 Thank you, I see someone elses eyes are open.

  • @jimmi161 If you actually think that Obama is the same as Bush, you haven't been paying attention. You are just anti-Obama. I've asked you for a reason, I've asked you for evidence, but you refuse. This shows me that you are just following the haters, the republicans, or the uber-liberals who want Obama to be this perfect anti-war liberal/socialist and will not tolerate anything less. Obama is nothing like Bush. Obama cares about people, he's intelligent and has a good plan.

  • Three days in he lied about keeping lobbyists out of DC,for rendition, Gitmo is still open, we are still in 3 wars, hes surrounded himself with wall street the people that donated most to his campaign,he expanded the patriot act, health reform was nothing but a new tax and if you don't buy insurance you get fined or go to jail, fear mongering just like Bush did, disregard for the constitution, unlimited executive power hes ignoring congress just like Bush did, faith based initiatives....

  • @jimmi161 Never lied about keeping lobbyists, also rendition is a lot different under Obama than Bush, Gitmo would have been closed down if it wasn't for the republicans stopping him at every turn. Iraq war is over. Expanded the patriot act? In what way are you talking about? Sounds like bullshit. Prove your health reform bullshit. No fear mongering at all. Never uses the "unlimited power" that you claim he has, ever. If he did health reform would be different, what faith based inits?

  • @Bongwyre2112 You are either 1. A troll that likes to start flame wars, 2. Dumb, 3. Very uninformed, 4. Brainwashed, 5. An Idiot. Which ever one you are its a waste of time talking to you.

  • @jimmi161 please plese pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me what you think obama has done for this country?Id love to hear it

  • @gmanthebeast1 He hasn't gone to war with Iran. Thats about the only thing hes done thats good.

    Obama gave Haliburton a no bid contract, when Bush did that the Obama supporters went crazy but when Obama did it you didn't hear a word about it. I don't know whats wrong with people.

  • @jimmi161 You're nit picking about stupid pointless shit, without looking at any big pictures, besides what the Obama Hater nut job fringe assholes have fed you. You've been wrong about everything you've said, and you can't back even one thing up at all.

    Go away, you are just spreading propaganda, anti-obama nut job propaganda.

  • @ EVERYONE OF YOU - I think Obama needs a full 8 years to prove himself. I'm gonna vote for him again. Our problems didn't begin after he was voted in. If the GOP hadn't dropped the ball, there wouldn't be a need for "Change".

  • @PoliticalLee you are so correct! Obama is my role model! DUDE, stupid george monkey bush ruined everything!

  • @gmanthebeast1 Health care reform, cash for clunkers

  • @narutoman876 the two things that brought this country into 2.3 trillion in debt from only 80 billion right?

  • @narutoman876 What did health care reform do? If you haven't noticed prices have already started to go up, you will have to buy health insurance from a company or you will be fined or go to jail. The other thing is Obama has already started making certain billion dollar companies exempt from this "reform" but small business will still have to go along with it. Making the little guy follow the law and not the big guy, that sounds bad to me. I would love to hear something good about this "reform"

  • @jimmi161 Prove it. You can't ever prove anything ever. Get informed first, then talk.

    You are so ignorant it's not even funny. What a puppet.

  • @jimmi161 You just don't know what you are talking about. Oh and Ron Paul is a racist nut job fringe lunatic.

  • @jimmi161 please help me out here- let me more (im in UK)- wat else has obama done etc, im sincerely interested.

  • @jimmi161 you are stupid.

  • @narutoman876 lol,yah obviously he is the stupid one.

  • @Bongwyre2112 I told you, you tube comments are too short to really list all the things hes lied about.

  • @Bongwyre2112 We are still in Iraq, Guantanomo isn't closed, Obama supports bailouts of companies that don't deserve and should not even be in contact of tax payer funds to continue the things crooked acts as before the mortgage crisis *cough* AIG *cough*. Oh did I forget Afghanistan? Seems similar doesn't it? However, I don't think Obama is another Bush. Just another awful President.

  • @Bongwyre2112 He has the same views on the bailout, he's changed his policy in Iraq (he promised we'd be out of Iraq within 16 months), his foreign policy of Interventionalism is the same. He hasn't destroyed the Patriot Act, he has a similar thing that Cheney had, they now have the authority to kill any "enemy combatants" which is exactly like Bush. Both Bush and Obama destoyed our constitution, and that is grounds for impeachment. But hey I'm just a Stupid Libertarian

  • @Bongwyre2112 Bush wasn't that bad, y'know. He did the best he could in a bad situation. It's not his fault for terrorism, or the economy. I mean, he's just one man, the president can't do anything without putting it to a vote. Bush cares about people too. It was Clinton that left the economy in an avalanche.

  • @ayellerbird he was a puppet. Just like every president. Obama, Clinton, Bush.. they all work for the same people.. Do yourself a favor and look up The Bilderberg group.. Its a group of the richest and most powerful people in the entire world.. they meet every year behind closed doors, and guide the world through politicians that they control... and they always control both sides... You have never actually had a choice, The last president to actually give a fuck was JFK, and he got shot for it

  • @skeetskeetskeet420 i wish i could upvote your comments a million times because they are so good...

  • @skeetskeetskeet420 you would know this how? or you just made this thing up? or someone told you?

  • @ayellerbird look at campaign donations. The same group of corporations donated MILLIONS to both parties. Does it need spelled out for you? They have controlled every president we have had for 100 years or more. JFK would not listen to them, which is why he was assassinated. As well as his brother and his son... Do you think its an accident that JFK Juniors plane crashed? or that RFK got shot too?

    They were preventing them from getting into office and actually helping the American people

  • @skeetskeetskeet420 i can see you have a lot of theories. I respect that. I do not believe that. Further conversation would really lead nowhere. I cant change your mind; you cant change my mind. It has been nice to get a different perspective on things. But I still have my opinions. Been nice talking.

  • @ayellerbird Uhh the campaign donations is no theory, You can take a look at the list of corporations who donated to BOTH candidates. Why would Barack say he was repealing the Patriot act during the campaign and then EXTEND it when he got into office???

    You do realize the Patriot act is the most unconstitutional thing to ever exist in this country right?? They can take away all of your rights just by saying you are a suspected terrorist, You need to go do some fact finding my friend.

  • @skeetskeetskeet420 Just because corporations donated doesn't mean anything. Obama said he was repealing the patriot act and extended it because it was a popular (more or less) act and when it was put to a vote; it got extended. If they take away some peoples (who arent terrorists) rights but do catch some terrorists; isnt it better that we have it, friend?

  • @ayellerbird you think corporations giving MILLIONS of dollars to BOTH candidates isn't a big deal? why would they give huge amounts to both candidates?

    Also, terrorism is a lie.. 9/11? yeah. Why don't you read up on your physics. Jet Fuel burns 700 degrees lower then the temperature required to melt steel... Yet the rubble was filled with massive amounts of melted steel. So much so, that it stayed molten for days in some areas.

    And yet the 9/11 report states there was no melted metal? hmmm

  • @skeetskeetskeet420 9/11 was a lie? Terrorism is a lie? Were you there at ground zero? Did you see the melted metal? Or are you just believing what lies you have been told? I know terrorism is real. My vehicle was hit by an IED on the side of the road when I was serving.

  • @ayellerbird Wow retard, Why don't you look up photos and video footage. Or what about the firefighters who got injured in dealing with this melted metal. Many of them went on record about dealing with these massive pools of liquid steel. I have seen photos, of this as well as the beams that were cut so perfectly on the ground floor, With liquid steel running down the beams..

    How would those beams get cut from a building falling? how would the steel melt on the ground level? you are a retard

  • @ayellerbird That was not terrorism, it was selfdefence.