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  • what camera did you use?

  • This is hilarious

  • Looks stupid but informative !!

  • required: talent.

  • Damn it, and I thought a 2:36 video would have given me all the answers... the title is so misleading

  • is this tutorial for 18th century peoples...

  • Wtf howcast

    How can u b creative if you only take photos from eye level!

    That's boring and cliche!!!!

    DISLIKE

  • Of course we need a camera wtf !!

  • This would've been more helpful, but the video seems like a joke...Where the heck was this filmed!?

  • That "interesting angle" sure was interesting...

  • You will need a Banana...

  • i bet you he has sex w/ that doll

  • SUCKS! THIS REALLY DID NOT HELP

  • he hold the camera wrong

  • that so did NOT help

  • step 12 grow some creative balls and dont pay attention to anything this person has to say

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Anabs10, you just made me laugh my brains out!!!!

    To take great photographs, first thing You need is a camera..

    NO SHIT!!!!!!!

    What if I want to take shit photographs, what would I need then?

  • Waa i thought it was human until he moved the body and that's when i realize -.-

  • @0:44 "You're looking for the most interesting angle." Yes, just take pictures of his dick

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  • 0:44 pervert

  • can i tell a building to move??

  • i meen 0:44

  • thumbs up if at 0:45 you noticed he zoomed in on the dummys vagina

  • Great mate!!!! Very funny video!!

  • Hi, this is my first post on net hoping it is answered. I have S1065 samsung point and shoot camera. No, i cant change to DSLR since its very expensive. Yet i want great great photos :) now please give me lots of tips to bring life to my pictures. As i cant see colors in them(since i cant capture RAW :'( ) I want to capture wonders. Please guide.

  • first time i heard someone saying shoot level with ur subject. every photographer, pro or amateur, wld noe tht shooting at eye level is very cliche and boring. well, its howcast after all. its the same for ehow. they shld juz get back with making videos abt the basic stuff.

  • I was about to post a serious comment and then who cares !?! This is a howcast video. This was made so people can put nasty comments.

  • First he zooms her genitals at 0:44 and then a penis in the background at 1:24

    are you trying to make us horny??? jk

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  • what, couldn't find a girl to pose for you? had to use your blow-up doll? lame

  • Im a shoot a bajilion photos!!! :D

  • This dude is forever alone

  • @iassen1 haha true!!! retarddd

  • I'm guessing these people arent real photographers... You're teaching us the most basic things anyone who knows what a camera is would know... How about long exposure, the coloring, using zoom, the shutterspeed, macro, or even flash... I know all this and im 13!

  • or buy a bipod to mount your camera.

  • Howcast is cheap they can't use a real person and most of the time ther videos are shot with not so good camras

  • Step One: Take Pictures of people who have noses.

  • I don't know what all of this 'making funny faces' and 'a doll wearing a silly hat' business is about, maybe it helps the Americans understand the plot of this video.

  • awesome

  • man learn how to hold your camera first .. then teach people

  • "Zoom adn focs on the most intresting parts ( 0:44 ) , perverts

  • A doll? Is your budget so low that there couldn't be a second person involved in this?

  • Howcast is a group of pervs.

    0:44

  • Step1. Earn up to $2000

    Step2. Buy a $2000 camera

    Step3.Take a picture

    Step4.Tada!

  • @djvilandas

    A "expensive" camera doesn't equal good photos.

  • @ExhaustedFX 99.99% of the time it does :D Buy a $20 camera and a $2,000 camera and you will see a BIG difference.

  • @djvilandas

    Yes of course you will, but that wont learn you anything about composition. Shutterspeed, iso, exposure time and how they work together etc. Nothing worse than people who think they just can buy a $2k camera, and use autofunkction, and expect great photos.

    Just because you buy a expensive pan won't make you a good cook :D

  • shit I didn't know I need a camera

    goodbye photographing!!!

  • I don't use camera I use my gun

  • @atvinnumadur *ROFL*

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  • @misternintendoman and you don't even manage to do so? you failed man..... but nice try anymway ;)

  • im laughing so hard XD

  • Yes, the on camera flash is great. -_-

  • this is stupid!

  • "you will need : A camera"

    NO SHIT

  • @anabs10 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @anabs10 It can be a webcame so stfu bitch

  • @TeenGirlLovex no bitch you shut the fuck up. you are going to go outside with your fucking laptop and webcam to take some fucking pictures? fuck you

  • @m2ngur heyyyy, I was not talking to you!!! And it does not need to be outside and YESSS it can be a webcam you son of a bitch! Fuck YOUUUUU.

  • @TeenGirlLovex heyyyyyyyy i was talking to you, you little bitch. and notice that there is CAM after Webcam?!?? as in webcamera! fucking little idiotic son of a bitch. Fuck YOUUUUUUU.

  • @m2ngur Okkk, you can chill your grill you bastard! I was not ringing your fucking bell, idiot! And dont have to copy what i say you fucking punk asshole. Fuck YOURSELFFFFFF, not meee!

  • @TeenGirlLovex you fucking cunt, no one is as stupid as you are and gos out with their fucking webcam to take some pictures, cunt. you must be fucking retarded! did your parents drop you when you were born? or maybe they're brother and sister, that would explain how fucking idiot you are, too. little fucking shit, go fuck yourself.

  • @m2ngur Just chill axx, whore!!! You are starting stupid stoires just because of a camera!!! grow up son of a bitch

  • @TeenGirlLovex take a chill pill, faggot. you are the only one raging over the internet. look at the "!" marks after end of each of your sentence. fucking cunt, eat a dick and shut the fuck up. son of a fucking whore.

  • @m2ngur im aloud to put "!!!" what does it do?!!!! LOL!!! suck you moms cock

  • @TeenGirlLovex wow, your mom has a dick? bet that you are suckin on that every night you go to sleep. the "!" marks and caps lock equal as yelling, and yelling equals to being nerveous. mostly. fucking stupid cunt, go choke on your moms dick and die.

  • @m2ngur Anddddd, people can use webcams to take pics if they dont have a cam FYI, commonsense and use itt!!! jerk

  • My friend HAS got a tree growing out of his head. Every time I take a photo of him, people think I'm shit at photography.

  • I keep my subjects well lit with weed bitch

  • hey everyone! see what u think of my photography please im having trouble getting people to see my work,so go to my channel and click the photography video and tell me what u think.thanks!

  • Urgh, I HATE the look of at picture with flash.

  • Step 12: Strangle the doll and have sex with it in your damp basement. (And don't forget to take pictures!)

  • well no shit!

  • Right so nothing about shutter speed, ISO, apeture, white balance, landscape photography etc etc? Just how to shoot a fake dummy in yoir own back garden? Ok howcast, how shite are you really!?

  • OMG 2GB!

  • He should really take off the lens cap>

  • of course u need a camera

    at some cameras flash

    gosh howcast has turned stupidcast

    (if u seen how to crack an egg)

    jk jk jk jk jk jk its awesome but sometimes idiotic

  • I have a phobia of Shutter Counts, although i've just bought a new DSLR camera :(. So I can't shoot lots and lots of photos :(

  • Rule 1: never use the on-board flash

  • It first says avoid shooting above or below the subject, then tells you later to find an interesting angle.

    It first says avoid distracting images, then it says consider framing something in the foreground.

    wtf.

  • First, you will need a camera.

    You: FUCK, I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED A CAMERA FOR PHOTOGRAPHY!

  • Just take camera, take a lot of pis choose one for profile pic on facebook :p

  • Use the flash? Hell no. Jack up the ISO or find some other lighting source. Diffuse the flash if you must use it.

  • Pahris?

  • Wati what!.....I thought that you needed an apple not a camera. Now I know why my pictures looked so funny. Oh silly me!

  • Step 12 Take the lens of :D

  • this is soooo stupid i mean really just WOW

  • thats not how rule of thirds is placed, its place on the lines not in between.

  • First You Will Need a Camera

    OMFG REALLLY? NO WAYY I DIDNT KNOW THAT

  • @emoelmoXP ups thats way im so bad to take pictures i forgot:p

  • First and only rule of photography ... take pictures the way you like them not the way someone tells you to. Expand your creativity, don't leach off of someone else's.

  • this video is terrible anyone with a brain already knows this stuff but for someone seriously interested in photography this video isn't much help anyone can take a camera put it in auto-mode and snap a bunch of pics but that dosent mean their going to be good pics

  • lol they should learn how to hold a camera properly first...

  • my dad takes a good Photograph

  • Im a photographer and howcast are saying the opposite shit in photography, only 1 rule need, take pics how u want!

  • 1st u need a Camera? NO U NEED A REAL PERSON! shooting a dummy ?

  • looking for the most interesting angle *zooms in on cock* 0:44

  • @YourLocalChingster The object is a woman.. toy.

  • @YourLocalChingster preetty sure that's a woman....

  • Thanks...am using Canon 20D now :)

  • Why are you using a 20D? What's wrong with a 550D or 7D?

  • first teach that guy how to hold a camera.......

  • Can you please teach your retard, how to properly hold a DSLR?

  • Is HER pussy the most interesting angle?

    (0:46)

  • Whoa,20D thats a loongg lonngg time ago. cute camera!

  • @asyarihahaha Anything wrong with a 20D (2004)? I just bought 1 a week ago.

  • @joeyhcmc nothings wrong ... the camera is cute. I thought its discontinued,thats all.rarely people use 20/10d anymore.Its different .I like!

  • @asyarihahaha Thanks...am using 20D too..

  • @asyarihahaha Yes...2004

  • Horrible. WOW, I am now dumber after watching this thank you..

  • scary doll model :(

  • 0:44 Suggestive much?

  • sad how many views this got.. and its sad they were serious..

  • ahaha, I loved how he moved the dummy and the chair to the right third instead of moving the camera. lol.

  • you will need: A flashlight

    Optional : a camera!

  • i idnt know we were in first grade

  • IMO the most interesting thing in this vid is the information that the first photo was taken in the 1820 in Paris.

  • I think that camera he used was the cannon eos 7d

  • 0.46 he is taking a picture of her pussy

  • I didn't know I needed a camera to take photos!!! x"DDDD

    wow, that tree was sooo growing out of his head!

    OMG JKJKJK! I'm going to go look for a GOOD tutorial!

  • Abuse of the rule of 3rds !!

  • fairly certain this guy has never used a camera before.

  • haha. Well that was not helpful to me at all. I already knew all of that, from regular common sense -____-

  • Introduces the basix

  • Step 12 learn how to hold a Dslr correctly ^_^

  • 0:46 what the hell.....that looks totally wrong

  • This is the dumbest thing I have ever watched! Coming from an amateur photographer, this video doesn't show you shit! The lighting tips made me laugh, you can always use exposure to correct hard or shallow light idiots

  • "like a tree that appears to grow from their head" LOOL

  • Fuck whom ever came up with this piece of dog shit!

    This is absolutely awful!

  • i thought this thing would've say something about f stops and shutter speeds

  • Funny ))

  • was that filmed in the bronx by fordham?

  • Canon all the way

  • Pentax IMO.

  • simple shit. this is all passive, we dont need to be told!

  • well that was cool

  • You obviously need a Canon to shoot good photos.

  • I still luv my nikon D80 rvrn though it jsut faced out replaced by the D90 ... with a VR lens..... f'kin awesome!

  • Basics. Nothing we didn't already know.

  • I didn't know

  • this shit should be funny???

  • thank you (:

  • Thanks for poisoning my mind once again with useful, general knowledge Howcast. I really appreciate it.

  • i tend to look at my photos after every shot. i can feel it's a bad habit that i'm trying to do less. it's funny they mention it here.

  • gr8 thanx

  • omfg commercialssss

  • savy..... you make me want to rip my wrists off dizzy

  • yes we shall begin on today lolol grammar

    (who the fuck would sub fred in the first place?)

  • First you will need a camera

    NO SHIT!

  • Lolz

  • @adamyaziji Don't take the piss, i went outside today to take a photo and i didnt have a camera and didn't know what to do, so it's lucky i saw this video!

  • @adamyaziji I think it was a useful tip... i would never guess i needed a camera to take photos.

  • @adamyaziji ROFL

  • @adamyaziji lol tht made my day

  • NO WAY! I NEVER KNEW THAT! 8O *not* @adamyaziji

  • @adamyaziji lol i read your comment and i stared lol

  • @adamyaziji sooo what were they supposed to say? " Fuck it, ya'all know what you need"

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  • @adamyaziji

    Sherlock :-) 

  • @adamyaziji I thought we can do this without a camera.. =D

  • @adamyaziji It's good advice. I used to use a frying pan. This is where I've been going wrong all these years. Now I'm using a camera, my photos are much better.

  • i really get hardtime to take photo of a glass wine and wine,,the light exposure are too bright and make the picture blur

  • Never use flash, especially in portraits, if it can be helped. it flattens the subject and creates dull harsh photos

  • professionals use flash in the studio

  • on occasion but if you want total control you set up proper lighting

  • was he taking a picture of the dolls dick at :45

  • yes

  • hes SHIT.

  • BITCH I SAID SCOOT OVER!